Forum Rules

[Bearsy]

Needs updating!

 

Here is what I've got!

 

a) You is only allowed to b!tch about grammars if it renders the sentence insentensable

2) If the dumb mods do infractions or bans they have to post about it in the Muppet Show so I can lol

iii) All match threads should be done by Saint Scott cos he does them nice with pictures, but in anycase the first post should always have the team line-ups cos sometimes that's all I'm logging on to find out cos the os is like unusable now

c) All full members must have avatars, if they can't afford avatars I will make one for them (see Tokyo-Saints)

6) When someone has done like 5,000 posts they get their rank changed from full member to something amusing like "Cock-beard" which we can all vote on in the muppet shows

iiiii) If someone has done like 10,000 posts they can't get permabanned cos I miss them

 

Post ur suggestions here!

[Spudders]

-Get rid of Dalek because he's a tedious bellend and should......... oh hang on I got warnings for this last time. ok just get rid of him for being a baddie on Dr Who

-Allow full members to adopt other registered users. I would pay £5 to have Mackrill upgraded to a full member so he can post more often, but in his location it has to say Sponsored by Spudgun

-In certain forums like the muppet show, it shoulds be compulsory for everyones to talks the bearsys

-Avatar theme weekends, like one weekend we all have pictures of cakes, maybe the next we have mushrooms (bearsys you may want to do a whole new thread on this)

-We could have avatar swapsie weekends and all change pictures

 

I think of some more laters

[colehillsaint]

Mods, I was thinking of adding to this thread but I'm not sure if the suggestions are serious, and I don't want to get an infraction. I'm not really an infraction type person. The rules are my mistress type of thing. Is posting on this thread infractible?

[Spudders]

Don’t of afraid of the mods or infractions colehill. I used to not want to get in trouble as I’m a good boy, but when I got my first warning a couple of weeks ago it felt good & gave me a rush, like taking drugs but without the come down after. Also the mods have a sense of humour on here (although if it's JustMikes time of the month you have to be careful as he can snap, but generally when he’s not on lady time he’s nice as well).

 

These are deffo serious suggestions, especially my one about sponsoring Mackrill, I would like to do that if I can.

[Glasgow_Saint]

everyone on the forum should meets up once a week (Tuesday nights) - rotate locations week on week

 

NO EXCUSES for non attendance

[Saint_clark]

everyone on the forum should meets up once a week (Tuesday nights) - rotate locations week on week

 

NO EXCUSES for non attendance

 

If you can find a cheap weekly venue for all 8667 of us, then that's a goer.

[colehillsaint]

Spudgun, thank you for the support and encouragement.

 

Could all posters making exactly the same point for the hundreth time or onwards be made to give it a posting title in big orange capitals. Examples would be HODDLE, PANIC or CATCHMENT AREA.

 

For most posters this would help them navigate the forum without the needless hassle of telling an eccentric to f-off. I on the other hand could utilise it to quickly track down my favourite type of post. As a long time lurker on here I enjoy many posts. I like the informed football knowledge, the club history from some of the old timers, the world view from the american and middle east contingent. I like the fashion advice. I like all of it. But what I really yurn for is your typical english odd ball hanging on to a preposterous position, like a limpit on Brighton pier in a 100 year storm, upholding the proud tradition of Basil Fawlty, Captain Manwaring, Rigsby, Prince Phillip, come what may, b0llocks to the facts or overwelming public opinion, or complete and utter forum apathy even. My system will allow rapid tracking of these valuable contributions.

[Glasgow_Saint]

If you can find a cheap weekly venue for all 8667 of us, then that's a goer.

 

Jumpin jacks

[mynameisthehulk]

If you can find a cheap weekly venue for all 8667 of us, then that's a goer.

 

Fratton Park?

[St Chalet]

Fratton Park?

 

[saintbletch]

Needs updating!

 

Here is what I've got!

 

a) You is only allowed to b!tch about grammars if it renders the sentence insentensable

2) If the dumb mods do infractions or bans they have to post about it in the Muppet Show so I can lol

iii) All match threads should be done by Saint Scott cos he does them nice with pictures, but in anycase the first post should always have the team line-ups cos sometimes that's all I'm logging on to find out cos the os is like unusable now

c) All full members must have avatars, if they can't afford avatars I will make one for them (see Tokyo-Saints)

6) When someone has done like 5,000 posts they get their rank changed from full member to something amusing like "Cock-beard" which we can all vote on in the muppet shows

iiiii) If someone has done like 10,000 posts they can't get permabanned cos I miss them

 

Post ur suggestions here!

 

Good thinking Bearsy.

 

My proposal.

 

one) 3 month probationary period for new members and infrequent posters - A witch hunt.

 

Each new member and each existing member that suddenly starts posting following a lengthy hiatus, should instantly fall under suspicion of being "the new Dune". It is the obligation of all existing members, registered users and Dune's other accounts that he has already successfully hidden from the mods; to intimidate, victimise, threaten and generally accuse such accounts of being Dune until they are either banned (Cheese on Toast), stop posting or admit they are Dune.

 

If posters manage to make it through the 3 month "period of suspicion", then they are free to post white supremacist musings without having their white collar felt. Just like Dune was for the longest time.

 

Our approach to getting Cheese on Toast banned was exemplary and we should look to get anyone else banned that just "doesn't look quite right".

 

I wonder who Cheese on Toast actually was.

[Tokyo-Saint]

This already happens bletch, Bearsy asked for new ideas.

 

For what it's worth, I don't really think he was dune, I just think he wanted to be like dune. I think he was far younger.

 

Let's stick with the witch hunt idea, It is the only reason I come on here. I don't even like football.

[saintbletch]

This already happens bletch, Bearsy asked for new ideas.

 

For what it's worth, I don't really think he was dune, I just think he wanted to be like dune. I think he was far younger.

 

Let's stick with the witch hunt idea, It is the only reason I come on here. I don't even like football.

 

I agree.

 

I carried out a detailed comparison of Dune's posting style with the posting style of Cheese on Toast.

 

The differences were stark. Average sentence length, passive voice, self-referencing, yeast and dairy references, substantial corpus differences, oh I could bore you to death about it. What's that?

 

Anyway, either they are completely different posters or Dune is a psychopath.

 

Wait a minute...

[Tokyo-Saint]

That's what I thought bletch, just without all the passive voice carp. The only thing I thought is that he could be like Mick Folly. I am sure that crossed your mind too.

[pap]

Good thinking Bearsy.

Each new member and each existing member that suddenly starts posting following a lengthy hiatus, should instantly fall under suspicion of being "the new Dune". It is the obligation of all existing members, registered users and Dune's other accounts that he has already successfully hidden from the mods; to intimidate, victimise, threaten and generally accuse such accounts of being Dune until they are either banned (Cheese on Toast), stop posting or admit they are Dune.

 

We don't need a new dune. I'm the new dune. We are exactly the same in every way. We only differ on who we believe should owns the means of production*.

 

*Copyright stevegrant, shortly after a row with me. (I may have paraphrased).

[saintbletch]

We don't need a new dune. I'm the new dune. We are exactly the same in every way. We only differ on who we believe should owns the means of production*.

 

*Copyright stevegrant, shortly after a row with me. (I may have paraphrased).

 

The forum is a little imbalanced since Dune was given an opportunity to spend more time with his family.

 

He was the Yin to your Yang pap. The Morecambe to your Wise. The rhubarb to your custard. The Mein Kampf to your Clause IV.

 

Without Dune and with a full compliment of Marxists on board, it's like we've got all the superheroes but no villains to fight.

 

It reminds me of the Incredibles when the people took the superheroes for granted.

[pap]

The forum is a little imbalanced since Dune was given an opportunity to spend more time with his family.

 

He was the Yin to your Yang pap. The Morecambe to your Wise. The rhubarb to your custard. The Mein Kampf to your Clause IV.

 

Without Dune and with a full compliment of Marxists on board, it's like we've got all the superheroes but no villains to fight.

 

It reminds me of the Incredibles when the people took the superheroes for granted.

 

A touching sign-off to a former comrade. I used to like arguing with dune. His responses typically constituted sneering reinforcements of what he imagined mob sentiment to be (the Liverpool jibes a very good example).

 

I am running out of people to argue with. Hypo can be neutralised with a reference to his purity and even Turkish and I get on these days.

 

I'm hoping that buctootim has a bad day in the near future and comes out swinging. He is very good for a beef.

[Bearsy]

Oi pap you probably smell bad or whatever and star trek is a children's show and bill hicks is just the american tim vines

 

Edit: Also it would be better if we made all the immigrants and benefits go and live in some place no-one ever goes, like liverpool or wales

[Saint-scooby]

Thou shall not cast the curse of the dumping of ones turd in someones mouth just because they are called dune

[Jonnyboy]

Also it would be better if we made all the immigrants and benefits go and live in some place no-one ever goes, like liverpool or wales

 

They already do.

[pap]

Oi pap you probably smell bad or whatever and star trek is a children's show and bill hicks is just the american tim vines

 

Edit: Also it would be better if we made all the immigrants and benefits go and live in some place no-one ever goes, like liverpool or wales

 

I really do appreciate you trying to gee me up in these dark dune-less times, but It's not the same, mate

[saintbletch]

I really do appreciate you trying to gee me up in these dark dune-less times, but It's not the same, mate

 

[Clears throat. Closes eyes, goes into a trance-like state and attempts to channel Dune...]

 

I see those work-shy socialists in Liverpool will today finally get to hear that they weren't to blame for the Hillsborough disaster.

 

I'm sure they'll all be at home watching it on Sky news on their taxpayer-funded HD TVs pitying themselves to stupid.

 

How long will it take for the liberal elite on here to jump to their defence?

 

Justice for the 96? What about justice for honest working people that fund their benefit culture?

 

This proud nation should hang its head in shame.

 

[sorry pap, that's the best I could do at short notice.]

[notnowcato]

Dear Bearsy

 

Could you find it your heart for the New Order Saints Explorer web thingy infract for the use of the oft repeated, rarely funny "Rule 1".

 

Don't get me started on the classic "sauce" or pictures of nuns.

 

You get me?

NNC

[Tokyo-Saint]

Sometimes rule 1 is necessary (not funny but necessary). For example, Alpine is over in the lounge talking about his Mrs. I am genuinely interested to see what his mrs looks like. I don't know why, just am. Also, If bearsy starts chatting about some ***** he has pulled, I want a PM, the same goes for bletch and sheep in suspenders.

 

The nuns thing is never bad. I don't get the joke really but can't complain about some dirty pics of nuns on a football site.

 

The sauce thing, along with "has he signed yet" should get an instant banning. Winding up of MLG is funny for a bit and then painfully boring. It should be kept to one page.

 

Posts should never be deleted, just moved to another part of the forum, where before you enter, you have to agree you won't complain about being offended. A kind of Frankie Boyle board or something.

Edited 12 September, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint
mixed up what and why - easy mistake

[Bearsy]

Rule 1 would be cool if it was observed. I mean if everytime someone said Rule 1 it was immediately followed by photos of the hottie in question I mean we could all get behind that yeah?

 

I think that's my ruling. Saying "rule 1" is still cool but if you is mentioning birds in Muppet Shows and is receiving a "Rule 1" request, and is not following through with photos then you is facing the Wrath!

[notnowcato]

That's the point though, no **** follows through with the Rule 1 request. Making the request devoid of meaning. Devaluing the Rule 1 etiquette. On your forum head be it.

 

As for our in house optimist, Alpine, I imagine his missus stood half a stride behind him vigorously imitating a masturbation action or the classic clenched fist thrusted towards open mouth with tongue inside cheek pushing the cheek out.

 

Actually, I bet she dominates his ass and is rarely out of rubber.

[saintbletch]

That's the point though, no **** follows through with the Rule 1 request. Making the request devoid of meaning. Devaluing the Rule 1 etiquette. On your forum head be it.

 

As for our in house optimist, Alpine, I imagine his missus stood half a stride behind him vigorously imitating a masturbation action or the classic clenched fist thrusted towards open mouth with tongue inside cheek pushing the cheek out.

 

Actually, I bet she dominates his ass and is rarely out of rubber.

 

You know, sometimes you don't need rule one.

 

Sometimes, somebody paints such a vividly unforgettable image that it burns straight into your retina and gets worse when you close your eyes. Thanks notnowcato!

 

Words > Pictures.