SET Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 According to talk sport Emile Heskey is signing for saints. Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Great joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stev2001 Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Behave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 More chance of a last minute resigning of Ali Dia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Yes please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacher Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Worst signing in Saints history if true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Former England international, played for Liverpool. Some of you lot need to recheck your ambitions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Former England international, played for Liverpool. Some of you lot need to recheck your ambitions. Are we also signing Emlyn Hughes then ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Yes please Your Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Former England international, played for Liverpool. Some of you lot need to recheck your ambitions. You need to recheck his recent abilty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 It's apparently 'cool' if you're a football fan to take the **** out of Emile Heskey. He's played for England and although he doesn't score goals, he brings a lot of other stuff to the team as a whole. Would be a very, very good signing for us. OP was trying to be funny presumably though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Great strike rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 I heard it, and Hawksbee even said stright afterwards "must be a Pompey fan trying to wind them up".Seems that it's worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golac's Cunning Stunts Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Worst signing in Saints history if true! I can think of lots worse than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 It's apparently 'cool' if you're a football fan to take the **** out of Emile Heskey. He's played for England and although he doesn't score goals, he brings a lot of other stuff to the team as a whole. Would be a very, very good signing for us. OP was trying to be funny presumably though. I was being sarcastic. A couple of years ago you'd have been right, but he hasn't even been a good link up man recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Marco Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Heskey & Goodwillie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 I was being sarcastic. A couple of years ago you'd have been right, but he hasn't even been a good link up man recently. I love it when mods confess to posting sarcastic/pointless remarks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pingwing Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 3rd choice keeper sorted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 I love it when mods confess to posting sarcastic/pointless remarks! I'm 2 infraction points away from a perma ban, Chalets got it in for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Sweet christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SET Posted 31 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Never heard the latter bit, just heard heskey on his way yo southampton Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Just had Heskey 7 printed on my shirt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzybear Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 SET, I hope you're just very bored and trying to amuse yourself while you wait for news if real transfers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladysaint Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 If Heskey can play for Southampton so can I. Heskey with Redknapp as manager would be my complete nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Heskey linking up with Michael Owen, may be something in them both arriving. Pinky and Perky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 please no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainchris Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Heskey linking up with Michael Owen, may be something in them both arriving. Pinky and Perky. I'm off to slit my throat..!!! This is so funny - at least it relived the tension for ten seconds - cannot stop laughing....Wouldn't even have wanted him 10 years ago let alone now. Are we opening a donkey sanctuary at Staplewood?? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainchris Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 He's got pace though - Only thing is It's very very slow, dead slow or stopped! - left back anybody??? ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david in sweden Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Heskey was good........ as a teenager, but only scored 79 goals in over 300 starts for his first two clubs. (Leicester & Liverpool) since then he's played over 250 games for assorted clubs and scored .....38 times.(!) In addition to which he scored only 7 times in 62 games for England.......one of the worse strike records of any England CF. Even Gerrard and Lampard have better % goal tallies than that .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopkins Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 It's apparently 'cool' if you're a football fan to take the **** out of Emile Heskey. He's played for England and although he doesn't score goals, he brings a lot of other stuff to the team as a whole. Would be a very, very good signing for us. OP was trying to be funny presumably though. Actually, he's everything wrong with English football. It isn't his fault. I feel for him, especially the mocking, but he's technically incredibly **** poor and without his physical attributes would be nowhere near a Premier League team let alone the English team over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Actually, he's everything wrong with English football. It isn't his fault. I feel for him, especially the mocking, but he's technically incredibly **** poor and without his physical attributes would be nowhere near a Premier League team let alone the English team over the years. Quite, if he wasn't a big lump he would barely be Championship standard.... and that's being kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red&white56 Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Wow, some very harsh appraisals on here ! I wouldn't want him to sign for Saints but that's not a good reason to slag him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Cortese Out!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 25 January, 2014 Share Posted 25 January, 2014 (edited) Heskey...still going strong. Osvaldo replacement? Edited 25 January, 2014 by skintsaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild-saint Posted 25 January, 2014 Share Posted 25 January, 2014 Just had Heskey 7 printed on my shirt! on your pompey shirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 25 January, 2014 Share Posted 25 January, 2014 Heskey my arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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