Essruu Posted 30 August, 2012 Share Posted 30 August, 2012 C'mon, stop panicking; We know he's ours at last. How about:- (To the Balotelli tune) Gaaaaaaastón Ramirez, He's Uruguayaaaan, he's ****ing class. He took a while to sign, But he's Southampton now at last. And when he gets the ball, he'll put your full back on his arse. Gaaaaaaaaastón Ramirez....(repeat ad infinitum) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 30 August, 2012 Share Posted 30 August, 2012 As if our lot would sing that. There's two many words and doesn't involve lots of clapping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted 30 August, 2012 Share Posted 30 August, 2012 Something along the lines of: Gaston! Gaston! ....... ....... As in 'Marchons! Marchons!' to the tune of La Marseilles - French national anthem chorus! That's only if we actually sign him though!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 30 August, 2012 Share Posted 30 August, 2012 Gaston, Gaston Ramirez runs down the wing for me, da da da da da...etc (Heartbeat/Maxi Rodriguez chant). Would also wind the Pool fans up, seeing as they thought he was signing for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Timmier Posted 30 August, 2012 Share Posted 30 August, 2012 Please can we wait until this is on the OS?! "Pride comes before a fall" and all that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 30 August, 2012 Share Posted 30 August, 2012 Tune not sure, but lyrics are these - Gaston Ramirez....... He'll match Suarez toe for toe He comes from Uraguay But he won't call you Negrito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfc4prem Posted 30 August, 2012 Share Posted 30 August, 2012 Here's a song for Mayuka, cos I canny be arsed to search for the thread....: M-A-Y U-K-A He came from Zambia to play with a knick-knack paddy-wack open the champagne Mayuka has scored again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Scott Posted 30 August, 2012 Share Posted 30 August, 2012 There was already a thread for this and most agreed on; Ramirez whoaaaaa Ramirez whoaaaaa He comes from Uruguay He's not the racist guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint dyer Posted 30 August, 2012 Share Posted 30 August, 2012 Definitely the maxi Rodriguez one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 30 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 30 August, 2012 Definitely the maxi Rodriguez one Less words and more chance of The Northam speeding it up to 100mph - you could be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 30 August, 2012 Share Posted 30 August, 2012 To the tune of Plant & Krauss "The Letter" ( ): "Caught out running With just a little too much to hide Maybe baby Everything's gonna work out fine Please sign the contract I pinned it to your door It's crazy how it all turned out We needed so much more Too late, too late A fool could read the signs Maybe baby You'd better check between the lines Please sign the contract, I Wrote it in my sleep With help and consultation from Nigel Adkins and Les Reed Please sign the contract that I wrote Please sign the contract that I wrote" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 30 August, 2012 Share Posted 30 August, 2012 Alternatively Travis' "Sing" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1f2M5G9KG8): "Ohh baby sign, sign, sign, sign, sign, sign, For the skills you bring won't mean a thing Unless you sign, sign, sign, sign" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Stimp Posted 30 August, 2012 Share Posted 30 August, 2012 The tune has been ready made for us... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3x2DOoJIc I'll leave the lyrics up to the rest of you.. though.. No... onnnee... shoots like Gaston No one's scores like Gaston No one's feet are as slick and as quick as Gaston's ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 30 August, 2012 Share Posted 30 August, 2012 Alternatively Travis' "Sing" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1f2M5G9KG8): "Ohh baby sign, sign, sign, sign, sign, sign, For the skills you bring won't mean a thing Unless you sign, sign, sign, sign" Chumbawumba: He'll be signing, til then we're whining! [i get knocked down etc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 30 August, 2012 Share Posted 30 August, 2012 Ramirez! Whoooaaaaooo Ramirez! Whooooaaaooo He comes from Uruguay... He made the scousers cry.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 30 August, 2012 Share Posted 30 August, 2012 The tune has been ready made for us... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3x2DOoJIc I'll leave the lyrics up to the rest of you.. though.. No... onnnee... shoots like Gaston No one's scores like Gaston No one's feet are as slick and as quick as Gaston's ... Not sure about those lyrics, but this has to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maysie Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 (edited) Not sure about those lyrics, but this has to happen. Noooooo onnnnne... Shoots like Gaston, No one scores like Gaston No ones transfer has been as drawn out like Gaston's As a footballer he is intimidating We're all in awe of Gaston! Edited 31 August, 2012 by maysie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 One Gaston Ramirez there's only one gaston Ramirez Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Ramirez! Whoooaaaaooo Ramirez! Whooooaaaooo He comes from Uruguay... He made the scousers cry.... Factually incorrect and makes no sense. There is zero evidence that he did indeed make any scousers cry as you state. * pats himself on back for beating MLG and The9 to it * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smackalec Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Gaston, Gaston Ramirez runs down the wing for me, da da da da da...etc (Heartbeat/Maxi Rodriguez chant). Would also wind the Pool fans up, seeing as they thought he was signing for them. This. It's easy enough for me to remember the words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 It would need a reference to 'Pompey Scum' if we were going to sing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Rabbit Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Sing along threads.... My favourite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Ramirez whooaa Ramirez whooaa He comes from Uruguay He's not the racist guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 This thread is a total waste of internet. Not because he hasn't signed, but because we all know regardless of any witty or original songs dreamed up on this forum, the only song actually sung will be: Gaston Ramirez Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Factually incorrect and makes no sense. There is zero evidence that he did indeed make any scousers cry as you state. * pats himself on back for beating MLG and The9 to it * Not a Twitter user then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeShmoe Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Ramirez whooaa Ramirez whooaa He comes from Uruguay He's not the racist guy Bingo, we have a winner :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint IOW Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 To the tune thats amore by Dean Martin When the ball hits the net like a f+cking rocket Thats Ramirez Nice and easy to remember but thats all i can think of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardc Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Got to be the maxi Rodriquez one it's already firmly implanted in my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Gaston, Gaston Ramirez runs down the wing for me, da da da da da...etc (Heartbeat/Maxi Rodriguez chant). Would also wind the Pool fans up, seeing as they thought he was signing for them. Yep, going with that one. Has been stuck in my head a few days already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 I've been singing the heartbeat one since Turkish's original thread. Only difference as he is not going to be on the wing - "score a goal for me" would be better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Please don't go. Don't goooooooooohohoh. To Liverpool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Please don't go. Don't goooooooooohohoh. To Liverpool. now got Digestive sprayed over keyboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 He plays football, His name is Ramirez. He wears a football kit. Mongs chant his name. Ball gets kicked into the net. People shout.... Unless it's an own goal. Football. Football. Football. It's a sport. Discharge. Gets my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Factually incorrect and makes no sense. There is zero evidence that he did indeed make any scousers cry as you state. * pats himself on back for beating MLG and The9 to it * Oi, I don't bother myself with such trivialities. Now if you bring up a song with the word Premiership in it, I'll be all over that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRichmond Posted 31 August, 2012 Share Posted 31 August, 2012 Song for Ramirez ???? "Wish you were here" ........ (Floyd) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webby Posted 2 September, 2012 Share Posted 2 September, 2012 How about this, to the tune of We've got Gaston Ramirez! And repeat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie B Posted 2 September, 2012 Share Posted 2 September, 2012 Gaston, Gaston Ramirez runs down the wing for me, da da da da da...etc (Heartbeat/Maxi Rodriguez chant). Would also wind the Pool fans up, seeing as they thought he was signing for them. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webby Posted 2 September, 2012 Share Posted 2 September, 2012 This. Yes, let's copy Liverpool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 2 September, 2012 Share Posted 2 September, 2012 PLEASE - don't sing the Maxi song. Do something original FFS or just do the clap clap thing (far better than copying a 'pool song). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd Posted 2 September, 2012 Share Posted 2 September, 2012 Well we copied liverpool's kit so copying one of their songs shouldn't really be an issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 2 September, 2012 Share Posted 2 September, 2012 The tune has been ready made for us... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3x2DOoJIc I'll leave the lyrics up to the rest of you.. though.. No... onnnee... shoots like Gaston No one's scores like Gaston No one's feet are as slick and as quick as Gaston's ... Kids' current favourite. I've seen this movie three times in the last week. The song's stuck in my head already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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