Song for Ramirez?

[Essruu]

C'mon, stop panicking; We know he's ours at last.

 

 

How about:-

(To the Balotelli tune)

 

Gaaaaaaastón Ramirez,

He's Uruguayaaaan, he's ****ing class.

He took a while to sign,

But he's Southampton now at last.

And when he gets the ball, he'll put your full back on his arse.

Gaaaaaaaaastón Ramirez....(repeat ad infinitum)

[Griffo]

As if our lot would sing that. There's two many words and doesn't involve lots of clapping.

[Rebel]

Something along the lines of:

 

Gaston! Gaston! .......

.......

 

As in 'Marchons! Marchons!' to the tune of La Marseilles - French national anthem chorus!

 

That's only if we actually sign him though!!!

[Saint_clark]

Gaston, Gaston Ramirez runs down the wing for me, da da da da da...etc (Heartbeat/Maxi Rodriguez chant).

Would also wind the Pool fans up, seeing as they thought he was signing for them.

 

[Le Timmier]

Please can we wait until this is on the OS?! "Pride comes before a fall" and all that!

[LVSaint]

Tune not sure, but lyrics are these -

 

Gaston Ramirez.......

He'll match Suarez toe for toe

He comes from Uraguay

But he won't call you Negrito

[sfc4prem]

Here's a song for Mayuka, cos I canny be arsed to search for the thread....:

 

M-A-Y

U-K-A

He came from Zambia to play

with a knick-knack paddy-wack

open the champagne

Mayuka has scored again

[Saint Scott]

There was already a thread for this and most agreed on;

 

Ramirez whoaaaaa

Ramirez whoaaaaa

He comes from Uruguay

He's not the racist guy!

[Saint dyer]

Definitely the maxi Rodriguez one

[Essruu]

Definitely the maxi Rodriguez one

 

Less words and more chance of The Northam speeding it up to 100mph - you could be right.

[Lazlo78]

To the tune of Plant & Krauss "The Letter" (

):

 

"Caught out running

With just a little too much to hide

Maybe baby

Everything's gonna work out fine

Please sign the contract

I pinned it to your door

It's crazy how it all turned out

We needed so much more

 

Too late, too late

A fool could read the signs

Maybe baby

You'd better check between the lines

Please sign the contract, I

Wrote it in my sleep

With help and consultation from

Nigel Adkins and Les Reed

 

Please sign the contract that I wrote

Please sign the contract that I wrote"

[Lazlo78]

Alternatively Travis' "Sing" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1f2M5G9KG8):

 

"Ohh baby sign, sign, sign, sign, sign, sign,

For the skills you bring won't mean a thing

Unless you sign, sign, sign, sign"

[Saint Stimp]

The tune has been ready made for us...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3x2DOoJIc

 

I'll leave the lyrics up to the rest of you.. though..

 

No... onnnee... shoots like Gaston

No one's scores like Gaston

No one's feet are as slick and as quick as Gaston's

...

[Deano6]

Alternatively Travis' "Sing" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1f2M5G9KG8):

 

"Ohh baby sign, sign, sign, sign, sign, sign,

For the skills you bring won't mean a thing

Unless you sign, sign, sign, sign"

 

Chumbawumba:

 

He'll be signing,

til then we're whining!

[i get knocked down etc]

[Colinjb]

Ramirez! Whoooaaaaooo

Ramirez! Whooooaaaooo

He comes from Uruguay...

He made the scousers cry....

[Saint_clark]

The tune has been ready made for us...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3x2DOoJIc

 

I'll leave the lyrics up to the rest of you.. though..

 

No... onnnee... shoots like Gaston

No one's scores like Gaston

No one's feet are as slick and as quick as Gaston's

...

 

Not sure about those lyrics, but this has to happen.

[maysie]

Not sure about those lyrics, but this has to happen.

 

Noooooo onnnnne...

Shoots like Gaston,

No one scores like Gaston

No ones transfer has been as drawn out like Gaston's

As a footballer he is intimidating

We're all in awe of Gaston!

Edited 31 August, 2012 by maysie

[Turkish]

One Gaston Ramirez there's only one gaston Ramirez

 

 

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

[Turkish]

Ramirez! Whoooaaaaooo

Ramirez! Whooooaaaooo

He comes from Uruguay...

He made the scousers cry....

 

Factually incorrect and makes no sense. There is zero evidence that he did indeed make any scousers cry as you state.

 

* pats himself on back for beating MLG and The9 to it *

[smackalec]

Gaston, Gaston Ramirez runs down the wing for me, da da da da da...etc (Heartbeat/Maxi Rodriguez chant).

Would also wind the Pool fans up, seeing as they thought he was signing for them.

 

 

This. It's easy enough for me to remember the words.

[Wade Garrett]

It would need a reference to 'Pompey Scum' if we were going to sing it.

[B Rabbit]

​Sing along threads.... My favourite!

[Saint Garrett]

Ramirez whooaa

Ramirez whooaa

He comes from Uruguay

He's not the racist guy

[Torres]

This thread is a total waste of internet.

 

Not because he hasn't signed, but because we all know regardless of any witty or original songs dreamed up on this forum, the only song actually sung will be:

 

Gaston Ramirez

Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap

[Colinjb]

Factually incorrect and makes no sense. There is zero evidence that he did indeed make any scousers cry as you state.

 

* pats himself on back for beating MLG and The9 to it *

 

Not a Twitter user then?

[JoeShmoe]

Ramirez whooaa

Ramirez whooaa

He comes from Uruguay

He's not the racist guy

 

Bingo, we have a winner :-)

[Saint IOW]

To the tune thats amore by Dean Martin

 

When the ball hits the net

like a f+cking rocket

Thats Ramirez

 

Nice and easy to remember but thats all i can think of

[richardc]

Got to be the maxi Rodriquez one it's already firmly implanted in my head

[Golden Balls]

Gaston, Gaston Ramirez runs down the wing for me, da da da da da...etc (Heartbeat/Maxi Rodriguez chant).

Would also wind the Pool fans up, seeing as they thought he was signing for them.

 

 

Yep, going with that one. Has been stuck in my head a few days already

[Tokyo-Saint]

I've been singing the heartbeat one since Turkish's original thread.

 

Only difference as he is not going to be on the wing - "score a goal for me" would be better.

[DT]

Please don't go.

Don't goooooooooohohoh.

To Liverpool.

[latter day saint]

Please don't go.

Don't goooooooooohohoh.

To Liverpool.

 

now got Digestive sprayed over keyboard

[Torres]

He plays football, His name is Ramirez.

He wears a football kit. Mongs chant his name.

Ball gets kicked into the net. People shout.... Unless it's an own goal.

Football. Football. Football. It's a sport. Discharge.

 

Gets my vote.

[The9]

Factually incorrect and makes no sense. There is zero evidence that he did indeed make any scousers cry as you state.

 

* pats himself on back for beating MLG and The9 to it *

 

Oi, I don't bother myself with such trivialities. Now if you bring up a song with the word Premiership in it, I'll be all over that.

[SaintRichmond]

Song for Ramirez ????

 

 

 

"Wish you were here" ........ (Floyd)

[Webby]

How about this, to the tune of

 

We've got Gaston Ramirez!

 

And repeat....

 

[Stevie B]

Gaston, Gaston Ramirez runs down the wing for me, da da da da da...etc (Heartbeat/Maxi Rodriguez chant).

Would also wind the Pool fans up, seeing as they thought he was signing for them.

 

 

This.

[Webby]

This.

Yes, let's copy Liverpool.

[Saint Fan CaM]

PLEASE - don't sing the Maxi song. Do something original FFS or just do the clap clap thing (far better than copying a 'pool song).

[Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd]

Well we copied liverpool's kit so copying one of their songs shouldn't really be an issue.

[jjsaint]

The tune has been ready made for us...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3x2DOoJIc

 

I'll leave the lyrics up to the rest of you.. though..

 

No... onnnee... shoots like Gaston

No one's scores like Gaston

No one's feet are as slick and as quick as Gaston's

...

 

Kids' current favourite. I've seen this movie three times in the last week. The song's stuck in my head already.