Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 I do apoligise, can you tell me how many windows, doors, rooms, type of insulation, bathrooms and what type of house you have please? Yes, I have no windows, no doors (its more of a flap), 1 room, insulation is cardboard, no bathroom and i guess you can call it a small detached Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 . It seems the bin bag is a forgotten container for Worldy goods. When I split from one back in '96 I could've put mine in a crisp bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 This or a weird phenomenom whereby all the girls from this part of the country have now synced their periods and we are all getting it in the neck accordingly. I think I have managed to work out what the problem was with my Mrs though. There was a malfunction in the brain department and where she has been trying on wedding dresses and having the bridesmaids try on their dresses, the whole wedding thing has properly hit home that its happening now (booking a marquee and photographer are not as weddingy feeling like than trying on the dress for a woman I think). People are obviously asking her to make sure she is 100% happy and she has small doubts caused by us being lazy and sitting around most of the time infront of the TV, which this malfunction of the brain has blown out of proportion. She hasnt quite grasped the fact that relationships are constantly work in progress and that due to this, there will always be one or two niggly little points! Anyway, she is missing me and wants to move back in now, and we are trialling the changes and both making more of an effort to be less lazy, which I think will do us both the world of good. Sorry to hear about you and your Mrs mate, was it mutual? Is it properly over? Yeah it was mutual. Kinda saw it coming so id prepared myself for it so coping suprisingly well (so far). I need to get out there and see what else is available as have spent the last 6 yrs with her and my youth is slowly fading away. Guna hopefully have a few years of manwhoring now!! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Yeah it was mutual. Kinda saw it coming so id prepared myself for it so coping suprisingly well (so far). I need to get out there and see what else is available as have spent the last 6 yrs with her and my youth is slowly fading away. Guna hopefully have a few years of manwhoring now!! :-) Bit freaky, I have been with my Mrs for 6 years too! I mentioned on another fred a while ago, join a sex addicts group. best.way.to.meet.dirty.girls.ever.FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Bit freaky, I have been with my Mrs for 6 years too! I mentioned on another fred a while ago, join a sex addicts group. best.way.to.meet.dirty.girls.ever.FACT You have a point but did you ever frequent Slutsky's and New Yorks when they were open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 You have a point but did you ever frequent Slutsky's and New Yorks when they were open? Only once. Dont remember it that well though, however, I understand it was a 'happy hunting ground' for many a bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids victim Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Look at all you depressives about women, they are amazing. I traded in my 7 out of 10 for a date with a lovely 9 out of 10 on Saturday and another 7 out of 10 on Thursday, but she's a much more fun person that my ex. I find using a rating scheme out of 10 everything makes my life 8 out of 10, so all is good. This message is sadly a 2 out of 10 'cos I am bring my life onto the innernets to bore you little geeks with, which I apologise for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Look at all you depressives about women, they are amazing. I traded in my 7 out of 10 for a date with a lovely 9 out of 10 on Saturday and another 7 out of 10 on Thursday, but she's a much more fun person that my ex. I find using a rating scheme out of 10 everything makes my life 8 out of 10, so all is good. This message is sadly a 2 out of 10 'cos I am bring my life onto the innernets to bore you little geeks with, which I apologise for. I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids victim Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Jill, take a number and join the queue, I may be able to fit you in around 2009. I love it when you become single all these womens become interested in a hot piece of a55 like myself. Sort out my account on here jill and i'll send you raunchy PMs and ask if you have MSN and a webcam, i'm an online lothario, as well as offline, hubba hubba my little ho bag. This message is a 3 out of 10, my love for Jill is a 2, but could be more if she splashes thy cashis. I am a laugh a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Look at all you depressives about women, they are amazing. I traded in my 7 out of 10 for a date with a lovely 9 out of 10 on Saturday and another 7 out of 10 on Thursday, but she's a much more fun person that my ex. I find using a rating scheme out of 10 everything makes my life 8 out of 10, so all is good. This message is sadly a 2 out of 10 'cos I am bring my life onto the innernets to bore you little geeks with, which I apologise for. That made me propper lol. Jilly FFS sort his account out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 That made me propper lol. Jilly FFS sort his account out! I need permission from a mod to pay his fiver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 I need permission from a mod to pay his fiver. Have you Pm'd any? Why do you need permission to pay on behalf of someone else? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Look at all you depressives about women, they are amazing. I traded in my 7 out of 10 for a date with a lovely 9 out of 10 on Saturday and another 7 out of 10 on Thursday, but she's a much more fun person that my ex. I find using a rating scheme out of 10 everything makes my life 8 out of 10, so all is good. This message is sadly a 2 out of 10 'cos I am bring my life onto the innernets to bore you little geeks with, which I apologise for. Sounds like the film with Dudley Moore and Bo Derek, Ravel's Bolero ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt SFC Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Fri - went pub Sat - pulled a wimminz, wanted a bit of me, i suggested doggie she got in position, slipped it in the arse instead and potted the brown. took a while w/o lube but got through in the end n was pretty cool. her screaming and struggling was a distraction though Sun - slept, had **** over said anal raping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Add another to the list. Split with my gf of 9 years at lunch today; haven't been happy for a couple of years but was too much of a pussy to do anything about it. Getting on a plane for Vietnam tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Getting on a plane for Vietnam tomorrow. To bang the fook out of a ladyboy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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