Rate your weekend sponsored by inappropriate behaviour

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Have a think but stupid things like "redecorating over 5 years" and leaving the nursery until last gives a goal, maybe the shrubbery or the trip around the world (by boat I guess).

 

If you having nothing to aim at you end up ****ing all over the floor. Just my experience, I aimed and ****** look where I ended up, oldest swinger in town (from the SONG, not the weirdo key throwing thingy)

 

This is something someone else has said to me too. To have joint goals and targets means something to work together for and it helps. This is one of the changes we will be making too.

 

Cheers Phil.

 

Rule 1. on all the above methinks.

 

Erm, no. Me no silleh

 

Judging by how bored we all are of reading "went over mates for Mario Kart, pizza and a few smokes", I can sympathise with your missus somewhat.

 

Thanks Rory, maybe you could of enlightened me with this information about a week ago, then all this may not have happened

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

 

Thanks Rory, maybe you could of enlightened me with this information about a week ago, then all this may not have happened

 

But you wouldn't have paid any attention a week ago.

[Junction 9]

Mine was fine.

 

7/10

[saint_stevo]

INS make thursdays naked housework night, works a treat.

[saints_is_the_south]

Thurs - Few beers up teh pub

Fri - Flew to Rome

Sat - Sight seeing...etc

Sun - Watche Rome derby

Today - Flew home

 

10/10

[Julian H. Cope]

Sat - Eng vs Aus at Twickenham

Mainlined vodka for most of the day.

 

Sun - Spent 4 hours in Games Workshop painting orcs.

Listened to a Gary Glitter Best of.

Touched myself furiously.

Played WoW for 8 hours.

 

Mon - Built a mountain pass for my model railway.

W*nked over a photo of all your Mums.

Drunk Jaeger-bombs all day.

 

Oh 8/10

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Sat - Eng vs Aus at Twickenham

Mainlined vodka for most of the day.

 

Sun - Spent 4 hours in Games Workshop painting orcs.

Listened to a Gary Glitter Best of.

Touched myself furiously.

Played WoW for 8 hours.

 

Mon - Built a mountain pass for my model railway.

W*nked over a photo of all your Mums.

Drunk Jaeger-bombs all day.

 

Oh 8/10

 

:smt042

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

INS make thursdays naked housework night, works a treat.

 

Hmmm, I shall give this a go! Thing is she has classes on a Thursday night, so not sure what good it will do, me walking round the house naked, cleaning things on my own?! :smt102

[saint_stevo]

Hmmm, I shall give this a go! Thing is she has classes on a Thursday night, so not sure what good it will do, me walking round the house naked, cleaning things on my own?! :smt102

 

Maybe just try a different night, obviously you could no longer call it naked thursdays though, or you could, whatever

[The King]

I argued with mine. Big time. Well not so much of an arguement, more her/us deciding we aren't as happy as we used to be and changes have to be made. Especially if we are tying the knot next Sept

 

Me and my GF broke up yesterday and i know of 7 other couples going through either a dodgy patch or have broken up within the last month. Theres something in the air me thinks?!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Me and my GF broke up yesterday and i know of 7 other couples going through either a dodgy patch or have broken up within the last month. Theres something in the air me thinks?!

 

This or a weird phenomenom whereby all the girls from this part of the country have now synced their periods and we are all getting it in the neck accordingly.

 

I think I have managed to work out what the problem was with my Mrs though. There was a malfunction in the brain department and where she has been trying on wedding dresses and having the bridesmaids try on their dresses, the whole wedding thing has properly hit home that its happening now (booking a marquee and photographer are not as weddingy feeling like than trying on the dress for a woman I think). People are obviously asking her to make sure she is 100% happy and she has small doubts caused by us being lazy and sitting around most of the time infront of the TV, which this malfunction of the brain has blown out of proportion.

 

She hasnt quite grasped the fact that relationships are constantly work in progress and that due to this, there will always be one or two niggly little points!

 

Anyway, she is missing me and wants to move back in now, and we are trialling the changes and both making more of an effort to be less lazy, which I think will do us both the world of good.

 

Sorry to hear about you and your Mrs mate, was it mutual? Is it properly over?

[Pip87]

Me and my GF broke up yesterday and i know of 7 other couples going through either a dodgy patch or have broken up within the last month. Theres something in the air me thinks?!

 

I can add another... I'm moving out tomorrow. Maybe there is something in the air...

[INFLUENCED.COM]

Me and my GF broke up yesterday and i know of 7 other couples going through either a dodgy patch or have broken up within the last month. Theres something in the air me thinks?!

 

 

Christmas is coming up and people want more freedom which means heightened requirement for disposable cash so ditch the partner redirect those funds to the beer kitty get back together the end of February, save a small fortune.

[Hatch]

This site needs a new dating forum.

[JohnnyFartPants]

The news on here is going against what the "experts" on TV have been saying. Apparently the separation and divorce rate is dropping due to people not being able to afford the costs involved in splitting up. That said, perhaps the credit crunch is also putting money issue arguments in peoples faces.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I can add another... I'm moving out tomorrow. Maybe there is something in the air...

 

I thought you lived with your ex though and you infact have another boyf?

 

You moving into the new place tomorrow then?

[scott_saints]

I can add another... I'm moving out tomorrow. Maybe there is something in the air...

I can confirm that I'm always available for rebound secks, if this is the course you wish to take.

 

Scott e-dawg

 

xXxXx

[Pip87]

I thought you lived with your ex though and you infact have another boyf?

 

You moving into the new place tomorrow then?

 

Lol - hence the moving out, you clever man! No - I don't have another boyfriend yet!

 

Yep, I move to the new place tomorrow evening. Looking forward to it. It's taken (what seems to be) so long to sort out

[JohnnyFartPants]

Moving is always rubbish, even when you are excited about the move. It takes so long and it is very boring.

[Pip87]

I can confirm that I'm always available for rebound secks, if this is the course you wish to take.

 

Scott e-dawg

 

xXxXx

 

That's very kind of you! I'm sure i'll be fine though. I'll be out sat night for a friends birthday celebration/moving celebration/rebounding. Should be a great night

[Scudamore]

Sound like the King is gonna get some off Scotteh then...

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Lol - hence the moving out, you clever man! No - I don't have another boyfriend yet!(

 

I thought you mentioned one of the things you were looking for in a place is the ability to have your boyf over to stay?! Thats why I was a little confused! :confused:

[bungle]

Moving is always rubbish, even when you are excited about the move. It takes so long and it is very boring.

 

Having moved last week I can agree with this. Unpacking is the worst part. It compromises time one could be spent sat infront the tv with a can of lager. Obviously unpacking the tv is very important.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I can confirm that I'm always available for rebound secks, if this is the course you wish to take.

 

Scott e-dawg

 

xXxXx

 

You are like a public service Scotty.

 

Call it public transport. Cheap, not very reliable, and smells a bit like wee, but it has its purpose.

 

xxx

[Pip87]

The news on here is going against what the "experts" on TV have been saying. Apparently the separation and divorce rate is dropping due to people not being able to afford the costs involved in splitting up. That said, perhaps the credit crunch is also putting money issue arguments in peoples faces.

 

I have found it costs a lot of money to split up. Absolutely nothing compared to the pain of losing the person you love though

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I have found it costs a lot of money to split up. Absolutely nothing compared to the pain of losing the person you love though

 

Tell me about it. Having contemplated the thought of me and teh Mrs splitting up, I worked out that over the last month alone, it would have cost me a fair bob or two... £599 remortgage application fee, £152 for a skiing training course. Not to mentioned the ££££'s my parents are spending on us going to Canada Boxing day to Ski over New Years!

 

Luckily its sorted now (or so it seems)

[JohnnyFartPants]

Having moved last week I can agree with this. Unpacking is the worst part. It compromises time one could be spent sat infront the tv with a can of lager. Obviously unpacking the tv is very important.

 

Moving with/in with a woman is the worst. It seems the bin bag is a forgotten container for Worldy goods and you have to keep the last three months newspapers to wrap things in. I moved my entire effects from Germany to the UK in a left hand drive Ford Cortina in 1989, something that I am even today proud of. This included a big TV which sat in the front next to me, a huge stereo, video player and all my clothing. Women stop this being the case and introduce things to your life that a man would never own such as place mats, champagne glasses and furniture.

Edited 18 November, 2008 by JohnnyFartPants

[Pip87]

I thought you mentioned one of the things you were looking for in a place is the ability to have your boyf over to stay?! Thats why I was a little confused! :confused:

 

I will pm you to clear up the confusion as I don't fancy having the grotty details of my s*x life posted up for everyone to see!

[bungle]

Moving with/in with a woman is the worst. It seems the bin bag is a forgotten container for Worldy goods and you have to keep the last three months newspapers to wrap things in. I moved my entire effects from Germany to the UK in a left hand drive Ford Cortina in 1989, something that I am even today proud of. This included a big TV which sat in the front next to me, a huge stereo, video player and all my clothing. Women stop this being the case and introduce things to your life that a man would never own such as place mats, champagne glasses and furniture.

 

Place mats are certainly a luxury no-one really needs.

[scott_saints]

Sound like the King is gonna get some off Scotteh then...

I'll take whatever I can get.

[Hatch]

aaah, I get it. Kicked out for cheating on him!!

[Scudamore]

aaah, I get it. Kicked out for cheating on him!!

 

Slut

[JohnnyFartPants]

Place mats are certainly a luxury no-one really needs.

 

So are Champagne glasses. Champagne is a wine, so use a wine glass. It is only so people can see the bubbles rise up for longer anyway.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I will pm you to clear up the confusion as I don't fancy having the grotty details of my s*x life posted up for everyone to see!

 

Fairdy doodies!

[Scudamore]

So are Champagne glasses. Champagne is a wine, so use a wine glass. It is only so people can see the bubbles rise up for longer anyway.

 

I take it when you were packing the Cortina that plenty of your posessions found their way into the bin? Bin bag full of porn for example...

[Pip87]

aaah, I get it. Kicked out for cheating on him!!

 

Absolutely not. You have it totally wrong. I loved him and it's causing me a huge amount of pain to move out/on. But it just didn't work and there's nothing I can do about that. I tried everything I could think of the make it work

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

So are Champagne glasses. Champagne is a wine, so use a wine glass. It is only so people can see the bubbles rise up for longer anyway.

 

Yes, completely agree with you mate.

 

However, my Mrs has two sets of Wine Glasses, small and large, she has Champagne glasses and plastic champagne glasses too!

 

I say just ditch everything but the large wine glasses but oh no, apparently there is reasons why they have them all!

[JohnnyFartPants]

I take it when you were packing the Cortina that plenty of your posessions found their way into the bin? Bin bag full of porn for example...

 

There was a fair amount of wastage to the bin in 1989, but luckily I had planned ahead and had sent a friend various parcels from Germany leading up to my return. He made copies and then returned the originals to myself.

[JohnnyFartPants]

Absolutely not. You have it totally wrong. I loved him and it's causing me a huge amount of pain to move out/on. But it just didn't work and there's nothing I can do about that. I tried everything I could think of the make it work

 

Even anal?

[JohnnyFartPants]

Yes, completely agree with you mate.

 

However, my Mrs has two sets of Wine Glasses, small and large, she has Champagne glasses and plastic champagne glasses too!

 

I say just ditch everything but the large wine glasses but oh no, apparently there is reasons why they have them all!

 

You need to translate it into "mens terms" to fully understand. Imagine one of your mates came around and you were watching a DVD about tits. He might say, "Nice DVD, got any others?" and you would then reel off, "Tits on Nuns, Britains Perkiest Tits, Just 18 and Never Been Squeezed, Tit-a-licious" and he will say, "Wow mate, that's a pretty impressive list."

 

I imagine it's the same when they offer each other a glass of wine, when choosing the glass they want to use.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

You need to translate it into "mens terms" to fully understand. Imagine one of your mates came around and you were watching a DVD about tits. He might say, "Nice DVD, got any others?" and you would then reel off, "Tits on Nuns, Britains Perkiest Tits, Just 18 and Never Been Squeezed, Tit-a-licious" and he will say, "Wow mate, that's a pretty impressive list."

 

I imagine it's the same when they offer each other a glass of wine, when choosing the glass they want to use.

 

And as if by magic, it now makes complete sense!

 

You should be a female to male translator, using terms the male mind can comprehend!

[saint_stevo]

not seen my mrs in a couple of weeks

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

not seen my mrs in a couple of weeks

 

Did you want me to let her out of the cellar now?

[saint_stevo]

--------I---- INS

 

thats the line, you crossed it....

[CabbageFace]

1/10

[CabbageFace]

INS,

 

Get rid of her, women are snakes in dresses and only serve one purpose, cum buckets, they are thick, pointless and morons.

 

Love

C_F

 

xxx

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

--------I---- INS

 

thats the line, you crossed it....

 

:smt042 I thought you would like that!

 

INS,

 

Get rid of her, women are snakes in dresses and only serve one purpose, cum buckets, they are thick, pointless and morons.

 

Love

C_F

 

xxx

 

Thanks CF, ill take your advice on board.

 

Meanwhile, rather than starting another thread, I would like to bring you all to the attention (unless you have seen it in the Lounge thread) of this...

 

Give it a go, its quite difficult, but very clever.

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=5142

[CabbageFace]

:smt042 I thought you would like that!

 

 

 

Thanks CF, ill take your advice on board.

 

Meanwhile, rather than starting another thread, I would like to bring you all to the attention (unless you have seen it in the Lounge thread) of this...

 

Give it a go, its quite difficult, but very clever.

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=5142

 

Not being funny, but you seem a mongbearded arse clown, and she has obviously found this out after 2 weeks of living with your sorry ass, ditch her before she ditches you and makes you feel like Dale Wintons bum hole in Brighton.

 

Then come on here, tell us about it and what previos wok's you have owned.

 

Then kill yourself live on youporn with a dildo.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Not being funny, but you seem a mongbearded arse clown, and she has obviously found this out after 2 weeks of living with your sorry ass, ditch her before she ditches you and makes you feel like Dale Wintons bum hole in Brighton.

 

Then come on here, tell us about it and what previos wok's you have owned.

 

Then kill yourself live on youporn with a dildo.

 

Wise words of wisdom there monkeyboy.

 

I have lived with her 3 years now though, not 2 weeks, otherwise I would have followed your advice to a T.

[CabbageFace]

Wise words of wisdom there monkeyboy.

 

I have lived with her 3 years now though, not 2 weeks, otherwise I would have followed your advice to a T.

 

I do apoligise, can you tell me how many windows, doors, rooms, type of insulation, bathrooms and what type of house you have please?