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Fri - stayed in

 

Sat - worked in morn, SMS afternoon & seriously wrecked in evening. Somehow ended up in Oceana, got home at 4 and still managed to do some damage to my girlfriend's undercarriage

 

Sun - destroyed,until she brought me a huge fry-up dressed in knee high boots and Saints grey shirt.

Don't need to explain the rest

 

8/10

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Fair enough. Consider spilling for my amusement though. It's been a hard few weeks and I could do with a laugh. I hope you lose your shame soon. We've all done stupid things when drunk so just try and forget about it or learn to laugh at yourself.

 

For me 5/10ish. Nice weekend but very confusing. I also spent most of sunday doing uni work and ironing, which was pretty boring.

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Fair enough. Consider spilling for my amusement though. It's been a hard few weeks and I could do with a laugh. I hope you lose your shame soon. We've all done stupid things when drunk so just try and forget about it or learn to laugh at yourself.

 

For me 5/10ish. Nice weekend but very confusing. I also spent most of sunday doing uni work and ironing, which was pretty boring.

 

I dunno Pip it was pretty painful...Saturday may have involved me propositioning wimmin (at the hen do i was at) whilst plainly too drunk to talk let alone stuff anyone...it's ok though they were all friends of friends and i'll have to see them at the wedding next month...

 

Sunday may have involved a celebration of life of my ex's mother...there may have been free champagne and i may have said some embarassing things...i may also have texted "up your arse" to my ex when i got home...

 

I'm banning myself from doing anything that may involve me communicating such thoughts i think...i should probably come fitted with a filter for such things...

 

PS. Do you have nice boobs?

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I dunno Pip it was pretty painful...Saturday may have involved me propositioning wimmin (at the hen do i was at) whilst plainly too drunk to talk let alone stuff anyone...it's ok though they were all friends of friends and i'll have to see them at the wedding next month...

 

Sunday may have involved a celebration of life of my ex's mother...there may have been free champagne and i may have said some embarassing things...i may also have texted "up your arse" to my ex when i got home...

 

I'm banning myself from doing anything that may involve me communicating such thoughts i think...i should probably come fitted with a filter for such things...

 

PS. Do you have nice boobs?

 

That doesn't sound too bad. Although why were you at a hen night being, i assume, a man? The next bit's not so good. Lets just hope everyone was too busy to notice.

Everyone's said things to their ex... it's part of the course. You can get blocks on your phone to stop you calling or texting certain numbers during certain times of the day or night I think. I think one company has done the same for e-mails but i'm not sure... maybe someone can give me accurate details on that!

 

p.s. yes thanks :)

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That doesn't sound too bad. Although why were you at a hen night being, i assume, a man? The next bit's not so good. Lets just hope everyone was too busy to notice.

Everyone's said things to their ex... it's part of the course. You can get blocks on your phone to stop you calling or texting certain numbers during certain times of the day or night I think. I think one company has done the same for e-mails but i'm not sure... maybe someone can give me accurate details on that!

 

p.s. yes thanks :)

 

thank you for your kind words...i wouldn't feel so bad if i was more of a c::nt perhaps...

 

feel free to pm me photographic evidence...i could do with a pick me up...

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Friday - Having got up at 4am for cricket, went for beer and curry in evening. Practically fell asleep in pub at 11 and went home.

Saturday - Watched 1st half of RL then went to football. 4 mates from Bath came along. Drank a lot. Got back to Bath at 7.45, went for curry, went to mates to watch boxing. Stumbled in at 1am.

Sunday - Played football. Conceded 2 terrible goals but won 6-3. Watched football and NFL but fell asleep pitifully early!

 

Rating: 8/10.

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Friday - nothing

Saturday - Football surprisingly enjoyable despite loss, went to a party in Hertford, didn't pull but had a good time otherwise and Hertford is an excellent little town.

Sunday - Drove back home, dinner round Ma + Pa's, fell asleep watching TV, came back home, fell asleep again. I think my body wants to hibernate.

 

Was alright, 6.5/10

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No. Wimminz

 

I feel I may have similiar problems (only with the other gender). They are so confusing sometimes :confused: Hope it gets sorted soon. Sorry i'm not any particular help! :(

 

Men: Can't live with them... end of sentence.

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Friday - nothing exciting

Sat - got up at stupid o'clock to get the train to Cheltenham, went to the races, won nothing but did manage to drink 2 bottles of champers, vodka & orange, bacardi & coke, tia maria and remain quite sober. We couldn't be bothered to get the train back and got lucky and managed to check in to a hotel who had a few cancellations, more champagne and watched x factor.

Sunday - we realised that the decision to stay in Cheltenham was a bad one as there were buses running instead of trains between Cheltenham and Gloucester, then again between Bristol and Westbury, eventually made it back in 4.5 hours.

 

9/10 - only the long journey made it not a 10/10

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I feel I may have similiar problems (only with the other gender). They are so confusing sometimes :confused: Hope it gets sorted soon. Sorry i'm not any particular help! :(

 

Men: Can't live with them... end of sentence.

 

I'm still waiting for that pm. I've lost all faith in womankind.

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Fri - Pub straight from work, mistake

Sat-dog walk to get head straight, pub to get head straighter, football, pub, boxing, bed.

Sun-dog walk to recite script for apologies for previous 48 hrs, apologies not accepted, Mcdonalds(yuk), pub quickly(dutch courage), further attempt at apologies, spare room again !!

 

Socially 7/10

Domestically 0/10

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Fri - Pub straight from work, mistake

Sat-dog walk to get head straight, pub to get head straighter, football, pub, boxing, bed.

Sun-dog walk to recite script for apologies for previous 48 hrs, apologies not accepted, Mcdonalds(yuk), pub quickly(dutch courage), further attempt at apologies, spare room again !!

 

Socially 7/10

Domestically 0/10

 

Excellent, what did you do?

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Friday Got mortalled saw Queen & Paul Rodgers. Great concert - ain't Queen & he can't do the high notes but great night out. Got home and found email saying the ex wife is claiming 105% of everything I have in the divorce. Gonna have to have WORDS with my lawyer about that little issue

Saturday Chilled with the Chick

Sunday Flew a long way and got ****ed and hingover twice

Monday working and then that whole Suhari thing

Strangely

9/10 for the weekend

0/10 for the domestic. Must be the weather or that John Sargeant thing messing the whole world's karma up

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I argued with mine. Big time. Well not so much of an arguement, more her/us deciding we aren't as happy as we used to be and changes have to be made. Especially if we are tying the knot next Sept

 

It's the house thing. It's ALWAYS the house thing. Read the one for the ladies thread and go back to #3

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Fire her. Problem solved

 

She is very good at her job and in all fairness is an asset she just needs to shut the fu ck about things that fall outside of her remit, can't sack her she'll take me to a tribunal citing sexual harassment amongst lots of other things and I will not have a leg to stand on let alone a sofa to sit on when I got home

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It's the house thing. It's ALWAYS the house thing. Read the one for the ladies thread and go back to #3

 

If by house thing you mean being lazy, then yes this is correct. We have divided up the chores, I do washing up and putting the bins out and she cooks, washes the clothes and does ironing.

 

To be honest, we are both lazy f*cks and house work is never top of our agenda when we get in from work. I think we are both fed up with living in an untidy house and doing the same thing every night. As the house is untidy, we dont have people over and as money is a bit tighter now, we dont tend to go out, so our evenings consist of us sat infront of the TV, me on the laptop. Hardly the kind of thing thrilling relationships are built on. We have both been unhappy of recent, but I guess both tried to ignore it and pretend it wasnt so. However, she has stood up and said something now, that we need to change things as its not working as it is.

 

Hit me a bit hard yesterday, but after a while, I realised we do need to change. So she has gone back to live with her parents for a few days to give us a chance to both clear our heads before deciding what is the best course to take.

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Changes ?? such as ?

 

Both making a hell of a more concerted effort to do the house work. This will mean having a tidy house 24/7 which in turn will mean we can have people over to socialise a bit more which mixes things up (rather than sat infront of TV every night).

 

That we will be more affetionate with each other and spend less time glued to the laptop and or tv.

 

Being brutally honest, we have been together for about 6 years now, living together for 3 years and I think we have got into a rut. We are hoping these changes will put a rocket up our arses and make things better, but if they dont, it may well be we go our seperate ways. :(

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If by house thing you mean being lazy, then yes this is correct. We have divided up the chores, I do washing up and putting the bins out and she cooks, washes the clothes and does ironing.

 

To be honest, we are both lazy f*cks and house work is never top of our agenda when we get in from work. I think we are both fed up with living in an untidy house and doing the same thing every night. As the house is untidy, we dont have people over and as money is a bit tighter now, we dont tend to go out, so our evenings consist of us sat infront of the TV, me on the laptop. Hardly the kind of thing thrilling relationships are built on. We have both been unhappy of recent, but I guess both tried to ignore it and pretend it wasnt so. However, she has stood up and said something now, that we need to change things as its not working as it is.

 

Hit me a bit hard yesterday, but after a while, I realised we do need to change. So she has gone back to live with her parents for a few days to give us a chance to both clear our heads before deciding what is the best course to take.

 

Hmmm what to say to that.

 

1) Welcome to the real world

2) When kids come it gets worse

3) Sort it out

 

Seriously, I ain't no Life Coach guru, but a good friend of mine is and so I ain't qualified in advice giving. But about a zillion years ago I sort of had the same thing.

There is something I only REALLY noticed when I left UK which is how "sort of programmed" I had been there to think that life was all about getting the rose covered cottage and 2.4 kids and an overdraft.

The main issue is you get all focused in a relationship and work towards a goal - the moving in. It becomes the goal, the ambition and the focus for almost everything you do.

The problem in life is suddenly you achieve the goal and ooh fook what do you do next?

You sort of hit that, she thinks 2.4 kids and you think pub with mates...

You sort of don't have a common target.

 

Have a think but stupid things like "redecorating over 5 years" and leaving the nursery until last gives a goal, maybe the shrubbery or the trip around the world (by boat I guess).

 

If you having nothing to aim at you end up ****ing all over the floor. Just my experience, I aimed and ****** look where I ended up, oldest swinger in town (from the SONG, not the weirdo key throwing thingy)

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The reality is woman are built differently allowing them to carry out chores much easier than men, for instance, why do you think their feet are smaller ? it allows them to get closer to the sink, I got into a row because she asked what was on the TV and I said Dust !!

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