Song For Mayuka

[Mabes]

open to ridicule, finger pointing and laughing etc.....but..

 

He Quick hes Quick hes named after a porno flick Emmanuel, Emmanuel.......

[Saint_Donovan]

Pathetic

[pap]

Pathetic

 

Don't mince your words, Saint_Donovan!

[JPTCount]

Pathetic

 

this

[kwsaint]

give me an m...

give me an a...

give me a y...

etc.

[Saint Stimp]

We've got Emmanuel (x100)

[The Kraken]

He plays on the left

He playes on the riiiight

Emmanuel Mayuka

Makes Lallana look sh*te

[Minty]

For some reason, I seem to have Babushka in my head as a potential tune for a song for him...

 

Sorry.

[Golden Balls]

*Awaits Turkish coming in with a sarcastic "clap clap clap" and "do do do" reply*

 

Not an easy one to make a song for

[itchen_dan]

For some reason, I seem to have Babushka in my head as a potential tune for a song for him...

 

Sorry.

 

I was thinking that initially aswell last night!!

 

"Mayuka, Mayuka, Mayuka ya ya"

[callysaint76]

To the ooooh Balotelli song

 

ooooh manu mayuka

He's a striker, from Zambia

Scored a goal against ghana in the cup of africa

He can do backflips better than steve de ridder

 

okkk lyrics not quite there but tune could work...

[Miltonaggro]

From my addled grey cells I remembered this, could be adapted reasonably well once the carnival atmosphere starts at SMS:

 

[aussiesaint20]

Runs runs runs like Forteee

Shoots shoots shoots like Rickie

He's Zambian and he scores for fun

Emmanuel Ma yu kaaaa,

Emmanuel Ma yu kaaaa

[Saint Scott]

He comes from Zambia, his names Mayuka, Mayuka

Be careful though cause the ref might book ya

For celebrating with a flip

After scoring a bicycle kick

That's why we love Emmanuel Mayuka

 

To the tune of

Edited 29 August, 2012 by Saint Scott

[Greenridge]

How about a chant in the form of the Shooting Stars tribute to Ulrika Jonnson

[itchen_dan]

Mayuka woah

Mayuka woah

He comes from Zambia

He'll ****in murder ya!!

 

Mayuka woah...

etc etc etc

[dellgirl]

Honey, honey.......

[Ed Rooney]

Cantona style

 

Oo Ah Mayuka I said Oo Ah Mayuka

 

Oo Ah Oo Ah Oo Ah Mayuka Oo Ah Mayuka

[Johnny Bognor]

Mayuka, whoooooaaa, Mayuka, whoooooaaa

We bought him from the Swiss

Now watch him take the ****

[itchen_dan]

Mayuka, whoooooaaa, Mayuka, whoooooaaa

We bought him from the Swiss

Now watch him take the ****

 

I like it!

[Saint86]

He plays on the left

He playes on the riiiight

Emmanuel Mayuka

Makes Lallana look sh*te

 

Makes your fullbacks look ****e?

[Golden Balls]

This just randomly popped into my head for some reason. Doubt any other fans use this tune either so will appease those who hate us copying the mancs or scoucers

 

May-u-kaaaaa la la la la la la la la la la

 

 

Nice and simple for us Northamers

 

[doc oli]

Something to O little town of Bethlehem?

 

final line is

 

Our lord Emmanuel

 

Just need the rest filling in...

[supersonic]

Mayuka, wooah,

Mayuka, wooah,

He comes from Africa,

But not related to George Weah

[VectisSaint]

Oh Mayuka

He used to be a young boy but he's older now

 

I've already got my coat...

[Jack]

He plays on the left

He playes on the riiiight

Emmanuel Mayuka

Makes Lallana look sh*te

 

 

This.

[Ampersound]

He's fast, He's quick, He does a great backflip, Mayuka! Mayuka!

[SuperMikey]

Mayuka, whoooooaaa, Mayuka, whoooooaaa

We bought him from the Swiss

Now watch him take the ****

 

Gets my vote too!

 

We still need a song for Jos though!

[Alain Perrin]

To the conga theme tune....

 

Do do do, Emanual May-a-uka

Do do do, he's gonna score a goal

(rpt)

[callysaint76]

Lets try and something to a slightly different tune for once..

[Wes Tender]

The name scans well with "Kumbaya" so that has to be a possibility.

[Ampersound]

You want different.... what about the start of Paradise City...

 

Mayuka's scored and done a flippy

where the grass is green and the football's pretty

Oh wont you please score more goals

Edited 29 August, 2012 by Ampersound

[St Jim]

To the tune of 'I love you baby' -

 

Manu Mayuka

And he's quick alright

He's gonna beat ya

Day and night

Manu Mayuka

Scores the goals we all love........

 

(repeat over and over)

[Golden Balls]

The name scans well with "Kumbaya" so that has to be a possibility.

 

This works really well, no clapping to speed it up. This gets my vote!! Will try it if he plays against Utd

[Saint_Randell]

This works really well, no clapping to speed it up. This gets my vote!! Will try it if he plays against Utd

 

this, like to see people try and speed that one up with clapping

[Rasiak-9-]

To the conga theme tune....

 

Do do do, Emanual May-a-uka

Do do do, he's gonna score a goal

(rpt)

 

Best so far.

 

No-one else casually racist enough to attempt to sing the Lion King opening?

[Turkish]

One emmaluelle Mayuka, clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

[Thedelldays]

He's black

He's short

he's quicker than Jonno Forte

Mayuka...mayukaaaaaa

[Turkish]

He passports says he's 21 Mayuka, Mayuka

He fast,he's quick, he can really run, Mayuka, Mayuka

He can play in the middle he can play on the flank

His brother asked you for details of your bank

Emanuelle Mayuka saints lighting quick machine

[Guan 2.0]

I'm just hoping that when our new signings run out on to the pitch, people remember who made it possible, and sing his name...

 

There's only one Markus Liebherr...

[dannysfc]

Mayuka woah

Mayuka woah

He comes from Zambia

He'll ****in murder ya!!

 

Mayuka woah...

etc etc etc

 

Was thinking exactly that song the other night as I'd like that one...!!!

[maysie]

To Can't take my eyes of off you ( chorus)...

 

Oh yes Mayuka

You don't like Mugabe

Scrap that he's the one from Zimbabwe

Your are Zambian,

I'm not sure you have a dictatorshiiiiiip....

[SNSUN]

Gimme Gimme Gimme a Manny after midnight...

[pap]

Gimme Gimme Gimme a Manny after midnight...

 

Is this about the song for Mayuka?

[aussiesaint20]

STOP THE PRESSES!!

My first effort wasn't great but I think I may have something here.

To the tune of the Addams Family...

 

He’s quick as any sprinter,

At the cup he was a winner,

He’ll make defenders shiver

Emmanuel Ma yu ka.

 

His goals are all insane,

He backflips every game,

We all like saying his name,

Emmanuel Ma yu ka

[aussiesaint20]

Looks like he might be playing today against United. I'm of the impression that any noise/chant is better than nothing. Billy's song wasn't the greatest but he seemed to recognise it and enjoy it judging by his comments. I don't think the overtly negative views by some when discussing chants is constructive whatsoever. Those that may not be the most confident in making noise at the football will more than likely be less so reading all the negative feedback on here. After all the best result is to have as much positive noise towards the team as possible, it doesn't always need to be an orginal, hardcore supporters chant. Something catchy and relatively simple is perfect, from what I could tell when I was over there last season the Lambert song lifted not just the supporters but the players as well. In summary the more the merrier and fu#k the eternal cynics.

 

Will be watching this match in a Melbourne pub at 1am with other mad saints so make a mountain of noise for 90 minutes and let's roll these cun*s. COYR!!

[Badger]

I was thinking that initially aswell last night!!

 

"Mayuka, Mayuka, Mayuka ya ya"

 

Can't imagine many of us reaching the notes that Kate Bush did for that.

[Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd]

Ole ole ole, Billy Sharp Sharp Sharp.

[suewhistle]

Don't need a new car

We've got Mayuka..

 

or for the classically minded

 

Oh come, oh come Emmanuel,

To score some goals

And send the rest to hell..

Rejoice, rejoice

etc.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWLltU9ayFc

 

Off down the bar so I'll get me coat...

[ART]

How about a Mayuka version of the 1990's dance hit MACARENA. Would give a great atmosphere