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An update in the case of the alleged Shetland Pony botherer.

 

On January 30th, he was acquitted of having sex with a Shetland Pony. This carried a maximum sentence of two years.

 

He was convicted of outraging public decency, which carries an unlimited sentence. He was jailed for four years.

 

It's your classic "would you rather?", really. Would you rather be a publicly acknowledged horse f**ker and do two years on nonce wing, or just be outrageously indecent in public and go down for four? Will he still go to nonce wing, I wonder? Does the inmate community take a shanking stance on Shetland Ponies?

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11380250/Man-jailed-for-sexual-incident-with-a-Shetland-pony.html

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Alas no Halo, some wag on Twitter did it. I was thinking of starting with 50 Shades', and turning it into a children's book, but Bear's already done that.

 

Word to the wise - if you're going to do the same with your Kindle books, make sure you don't use a permanent marker.

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