Bearsy Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 I'm gonna start wearing my jacket like that with no arms, i think it looks BAD ASS like cape. I will let you know what feedback i receive on this new method of wearing jackets. I've got something a bit "Toast of London" going on in that clip, don't you think? ...Tray she eek. Nes pa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 I Have Not Seen That Show Is It Good Show I Like That Guy On The Left Tho He Is Funny He Was The Only Good Thing Bout IT Crowd And I Also Admire Him In Guy Mergenghi Dark Place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 I Have Not Seen That Show Is It Good Show I Like That Guy On The Left Tho He Is Funny He Was The Only Good Thing Bout IT Crowd And I Also Admire Him In Guy Mergenghi Dark Place It's excellent, Bear. Matt Berry is peerless. I actually speak like Steven Toast in real life, and I could be a voice-over artiste. It's an acquired taste (the show, not my voice), but I think it's excellent. Your mileage may vary. Fancy some chocolate? P.S. Matt Berry was not the only good thing in the IT Crowd, you tech-philistine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 Did he not spoil it all by doing Reed recruitment adverts as well or was this someone completely different? If it's him then he is telling mostly lies. Going up to losers like bear and saying "you can be ________ job" is just lies and ****s with their brain. They will always be working at the drive through or cutting foam to approximate size and telling them different is cruel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 No Toke. It's a different bloke and a pale imitation, but your point still stands. Reedman would look at Bear and say "You could be a Paedo-bear! What's that? You already are?"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 oh my days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lighthouse Posted 22 January, 2015 Share Posted 22 January, 2015 I had an old Ford Sierra which used to do that when I started it. He should check his oil filter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 24 January, 2015 Share Posted 24 January, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 24 January, 2015 Share Posted 24 January, 2015 No flies on Paul McCartney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 24 January, 2015 Share Posted 24 January, 2015 Its not everyday you hear about a new fetish you's spent your whole life in ignorance of . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 26 January, 2015 Share Posted 26 January, 2015 There is currently a mini-protest going around social networks in Liverpool. Apparently, one lady posted a picture of herself breastfeeding, someone takes offense and Facebook contact her saying "Hallo, your picture with the nips is under review. Can you remove please?". She kicks off on Facebook. Now sixty more scouse women have posted pictures of themselves breastfeeding. It's a hydra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 28 January, 2015 Share Posted 28 January, 2015 I submit another plop into the Ramirez Off-Topic u-bend. A man accused of having sex with a Shetland pony was not carrying deodorant with him to cover up the ‘horsey smell,’ a court heard. Alan Barnfield, aged 44, had four cans of deodorant in his bag when police spoke to him at the scene of the alleged attack in a field in South Yorkshire. But Barnfield, who was ‘sweating profusely and smelled strongly of horses’, said he carried the Lynx because of a sweat problem. .... Barnfield told the court horse DNA was found on his penis because he had been to the toilet after stroking the horses. Prosecutor Louise Reevell said: “I suggest to you that you are a man who enjoys looking at images of intercourse between animals and humans. “I suggest that what you were really doing that night was going out to have a go yourself. “That’s why there was horse DNA on your penis. You had sex with a horse.” Yorkshire, eh? God's own country http://www.sheffieldtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/video-south-yorkshire-pony-sex-accused-s-sweat-problem-1-7076173 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 2 February, 2015 Share Posted 2 February, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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saintbletch Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 saintbletch's top tip for Valentine's Day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Tokyos made whole batch for wife's birthday, then scoffed them himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 no lemon and pepper for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 I hope you didn't use washing up liquid to clean the shells, Toke. As the recipe says, that would have made them taste disgusting. Also, if you were a true romantic, a) you wouldn't have eaten yourself, yourself, and b) you would've spent the previous week eating exclusively vindaloo, so that your "man-made oysters" gave your girl the gift of Goan goo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 This would-be Scottish football hard man proves you're never too 'ard for a bag of Haribo Starmix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 Body-popping Mugabe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 Roy heading to his 'First Wednesday of the Month' club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 Looks like a big medical breakthrough at Bonjela. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 5 February, 2015 Share Posted 5 February, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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saintbletch Posted 6 February, 2015 Share Posted 6 February, 2015 This image was sent to me by a mate, and it has caused me much contemplation and introspection. So Muppets...in life, which one of the four are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 6 February, 2015 Share Posted 6 February, 2015 X-Rays of stuff that got stuck up people's bums. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-gets-coffee-jar-stuck-5111469 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 6 February, 2015 Share Posted 6 February, 2015 X-Rays of stuff that got stuck up people's bums. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-gets-coffee-jar-stuck-5111469 An interesting snippet from that article: "Some remote villages in the world believe eggs up the rectum can cure most things." Now, I've been to a fair number of villages, some of them remote, but I've yet to hear one voice an opinion on the medical benefits of an egg up the arse. Or on any anything much else, come to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Hi Guise! Has anyone here, one of my stalkers or something, got my Proper Avatar on file? I seem to have lost it + got stuck with this dumb Pap one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Hi Guise! Has anyone here, one of my stalkers or something, got my Proper Avatar on file? I seem to have lost it + got stuck with this dumb Pap one! Took a look through my saved files for you, Bear. This one was unnamed. Does it belong to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 No That Is One Of Saint-Armstong's Creations From Twitter. I Will Not Infringe On His Copyrights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Here's one for you Bear. I've been saving it for a special occasion... Clue...bottom right is a bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 No That Is One Of Saint-Armstong's Creations From Twitter. I Will Not Infringe On His Copyrights! Sorry mate. Easy mistake to make. Is this yours? I need to label stuff more clearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Here's one for you Bear. I've been saving it for a special occasion... Clue...bottom right is a bloke. Mid-left is a ring-piece. Not only do I have all Bear's (and someone else's too, possibly) avatars, I also have his answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Stand down bros, I found my Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 10 February, 2015 Share Posted 10 February, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 February, 2015 Share Posted 13 February, 2015 I Hope Is Not Real, What Do You Think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 February, 2015 Share Posted 13 February, 2015 I am ok with this one being Real cos of Hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 February, 2015 Share Posted 13 February, 2015 I Hope Is Not Real, What Do You Think? Where's the blood, Bearsa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 February, 2015 Share Posted 13 February, 2015 I don't know, I'm thinking the way the glass wobbles tho, that is like truck just went by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 13 February, 2015 Share Posted 13 February, 2015 I don't know, I'm thinking the way the glass wobbles tho, that is like truck just went by It would be ironic that he got run over by a Carlsberg lorry. (Probably the best lorry......) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 February, 2015 Share Posted 13 February, 2015 Oh maybe it's Carlsberg ad? He seems to be drinking Carlsberg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 18 February, 2015 Share Posted 18 February, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 18 February, 2015 Share Posted 18 February, 2015 Krispy Kreme apologises for 'KKK Doughnut' event in Hull http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/02/17/krispy-kreme-kkk-event-apology/23551235/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 18 February, 2015 Share Posted 18 February, 2015 Krispy Kreme apologises for 'KKK Doughnut' event in Hull http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/02/17/krispy-kreme-kkk-event-apology/23551235/ Oops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 18 February, 2015 Share Posted 18 February, 2015 But "I" has already been called out, so how does that work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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