saintbletch Posted 6 November, 2014 Posted 6 November, 2014 Mary and Joseph being turned away from a Premier Inn by Lennie Henry.
pap Posted 23 December, 2014 Posted 23 December, 2014 I couldn't think of a better place to put this. http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/wanted-fugitive-warren-hamid-brags-8333615 "There’s a big gang of cats (police) and 1 little quiet mouse (me) and the big firm of cats can’t get me." Festive fugitive mocks Merseyside Police.
Bearsy Posted 23 December, 2014 Posted 23 December, 2014 Hamid, who has previously served time after his gang boasted about stealing cars on Facebook master criminal! WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS HEAT COME FROM?
dubai_phil Posted 23 December, 2014 Posted 23 December, 2014 nicked. So singing that version at Karaoke tonight!
Halo Stickman Posted 24 December, 2014 Posted 24 December, 2014 Merry Christmas Muppets! God Bless Us One And All (except for MLG, obviously) This one had better be a bloody labrador!
Coxford_lou Posted 12 January, 2015 Posted 12 January, 2015 Deirdre is just the worst possible Agony Aunt. Rather than try and help the kid understand what he's experiencing she just says don't do it. Like that will help!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 January, 2015 Posted 12 January, 2015 She does use pictures of people just sitting topless eating lunch in bed and that kind of things. This often helps tell the more complex parts of the story.
saintbletch Posted 12 January, 2015 Posted 12 January, 2015 She does use pictures of people just sitting topless eating lunch in bed and that kind of things. This often helps tell the more complex parts of the story. Lou's talking about an Oedipus complex Toke, yours is just an octopus complex.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 January, 2015 Posted 12 January, 2015 Whatever Bletch, the end result is the same, people are inexplicably topless around the house. It's like Geordie shore or Ex on the beach or something, no one owns a T-shirt. And the Irish edition from the 80's was pretty similar.
saintbletch Posted 12 January, 2015 Posted 12 January, 2015 Whatever Bletch, the end result is the same, people are inexplicably topless around the house. It's like Geordie shore or Ex on the beach or something, no one owns a T-shirt. And the Irish edition from the 80's was pretty similar. Lol. It's as if they aren't really trying to solve problems at all, but instead are trying to titillate Sun readers and people with octopus fixations. That's Al Jolson in the bottom pic BTW. If I ever open a second account on here, I'm going to call myself Inexplicably Topless.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 January, 2015 Posted 12 January, 2015 I'm quiet interested in what's going on in the nurse pic. It seems like they are having an argument, however I can't see how this would be possible. If any male was faced with that woman in that outfit, I think we can all agree that we would just agree with her, at least for another 30 secs (3 mins if been drinking) later. It's a very unrealistic situation to be arguing in. I'm no Deidre but my advice would be less arguing, more boning.
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 January, 2015 Posted 12 January, 2015 It did help actually Was that you? I thought it was Tokes, didn't know Mamma Bear had the wherewithal to use modern technology.
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 January, 2015 Posted 12 January, 2015 I'm quiet interested in what's going on in the nurse pic. It seems like they are having an argument, however I can't see how this would be possible. If any male was faced with that woman in that outfit, I think we can all agree that we would just agree with her, at least for another 30 secs (3 mins if been drinking) later. It's a very unrealistic situation to be arguing in. I'm no Deidre but my advice would be less arguing, more boning. Maybe they was enacting another Bear problem, you know the one where he can only get it up if the "bird" is fat and has a mass of chest hair...
Halo Stickman Posted 12 January, 2015 Posted 12 January, 2015 Dear Deidre Over the last few days I’ve been fantasizing about leprechauns controlling me from the end of a rainbow. Please help me; I don’t want to end up like Bletch. Love Halo. P.S. It would be helpful if you could include a photo of a topless lady eating lunch in bed in your answer.
Coxford_lou Posted 12 January, 2015 Posted 12 January, 2015 Dear Deidre Over the last few days I’ve been fantasizing about leprechauns controlling me from the end of a rainbow. Please help me; I don’t want to end up like Bletch. Love Halo. P.S. It would be helpful if you could include a photo of a topless lady eating lunch in bed in your answer. Dear Halo, Thank you for your letter, and first off I wanted to say you're not the first person to write to me about a topic like this. You're not alone. Your letter doesn't give me much information - you don't tell me in what way the leprechauns are controlling you. Or why you feel this would make you end up like Bletch. Or why you fell topless ladies eating lunch would be the solution to your problem. But I can only take your letter on face value, and I can see the pain you're in. The first question I think you need to ask yourself, is why you think these leprechaun's controlling you is something scary? A lot of people get satisfaction from being controlled, and this could be something enjoyable for you too? Secondly, I think you should look for opportunities at the end of the rainbow, rather than be dismissive of it. I have to question what is the source of your anxiety around rainbows? I will post you a copy of my leaflet 'rainbow anxiety' that could provide some comfort. Unfortunately I can't send you any photos. Best wishes, Deirdre.
Halo Stickman Posted 12 January, 2015 Posted 12 January, 2015 Dear Halo, A lot of people get satisfaction from being controlled, and this could be something enjoyable for you too? Secondly, I think you should look for opportunities at the end of the rainbow, rather than be dismissive of it. Best wishes, Deirdre.
Coxford_lou Posted 12 January, 2015 Posted 12 January, 2015 Actually, I've changed my mind, don't kid yourself Halo. You don't want to go there. The whole situation could get very messy. Deirdre.
Halo Stickman Posted 13 January, 2015 Posted 13 January, 2015 Actually, I've changed my mind, don't kid yourself Halo. You don't want to go there. The whole situation could get very messy. Deirdre. Dear Deirds Go on, you love it when things get messy, you know you do. Halo x
Goatboy Posted 13 January, 2015 Posted 13 January, 2015 Dear Deirds Go on, you love it when things get messy, you know you do. Halo x That Fellaini is a dirty ba*tard
Coxford_lou Posted 13 January, 2015 Posted 13 January, 2015 Dear Deirds Go on, you love it when things get messy, you know you do. Halo x Yo Jill Tirrell My lovely little squirrel You remind me a bit of my Uncle Cyril I think you're pretty and I want your titty My heart goes boom and you make me dribble
Halo Stickman Posted 13 January, 2015 Posted 13 January, 2015 Yo Jill Tirrell My lovely little squirrel You remind me a bit of my Uncle Cyril I think you're pretty and I want your titty My heart goes boom and you make me dribble I'm dribbling, Deirds.
Bearsy Posted 15 January, 2015 Posted 15 January, 2015 hi guise i just drew this picture what do you think of this pls? omg just found this back in the early pages of ramirez thread! Hope the moslems don't find out bout what tokyos done here!
saintbletch Posted 15 January, 2015 Posted 15 January, 2015 omg just found this back in the early pages of ramirez thread! Hope the moslems don't find out bout what tokyos done here! #tokeestundroitcharlie et #tokeestmort On an unrelated note, never sit in the window seat if you're going to view specialist material on your tablet...
Halo Stickman Posted 15 January, 2015 Posted 15 January, 2015 Actually, Bletch, I think the above diagram may be an MRI scan of Dr Werner's brain.
Bearsy Posted 16 January, 2015 Posted 16 January, 2015 Just wiping his arse IMO. What's he sposed to use? Trunk?
hutch Posted 16 January, 2015 Posted 16 January, 2015 Homeopathy 'explained'... I'm beginning to think maybe the Taliban have a point
Halo Stickman Posted 19 January, 2015 Posted 19 January, 2015 Aye, miserable bunch of bloody killjoys making up the rules thesedays, Bletch.
saintbletch Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 [Fake David Coleman voice] So, what happened next... NSF...Anywhere really. Viewer discretion advised. Hope the poor bloke is OK. https://mediacru.sh/bFlLOrVMY5IR
saintbletch Posted 21 January, 2015 Posted 21 January, 2015 It's from my personal stash. That's me walking in, and that's my nan seated. I was a real **** back then.
Bearsy Posted 21 January, 2015 Posted 21 January, 2015 I'm gonna start wearing my jacket like that with no arms, i think it looks BAD ASS like cape. I will let you know what feedback i receive on this new method of wearing jackets.
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