pap Posted 22 August, 2014 Share Posted 22 August, 2014 IMO Pap looks a bit rock star. He is somewhere between and Cheers Tokes. Very much the look I go for. These clowns are only complaining because I'm prettier than most girls they've bonked. Cue the Rottweiler with accusations of narcissism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 23 August, 2014 Share Posted 23 August, 2014 Cheers Tokes. Very much the look I go for. These clowns are only complaining because I'm prettier than most girls they've bonked. Cue the Rottweiler with accusations of narcissism. Surely they already knew what you look like, you don't really keep it secret? Seems like cheap insults to me, grow up lads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 23 August, 2014 Share Posted 23 August, 2014 Surely they already knew what you look like, you don't really keep it secret? Seems like cheap insults to me, grow up lads I think sir has successfully determined the merit of their contribution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 August, 2014 Share Posted 23 August, 2014 Good work pap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 8 September, 2014 Share Posted 8 September, 2014 Hi Gang did you miss me? I actually had to take a training course and pass some exams to get a special Certificate to be allowed into Scotland next week with a UK Passport so sorry I've been away. Anyway here is a TMS Off Topic Scoop for y'all Pelle's missus. At least we now know he can score........ Oh and the article has all the new fiteh PL Wags in it Viktoria Varga (Graziano Pelle)Southampton's influx of new signings has also seen the arrival of some new WAGs - most prominently Graziano Pelle's partner Viktoria Varga. The Hungarian fashion model is extremely well known throughout Europe and will soon become familiar with Premier League fans too. +35 Well known: Viktoria Varga is a Hungarian model who is a household name across Europe +35 Joyous occasion: Southampton players congratulate Graziano Pelle (second left) after he scored on his debut SHARE PICTURE +35 Embrace: Varga (left) and Pelle (right) enjoy some time in the sun during the off season Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2747503/Premier-League-WAGs-special-From-Radamel-Falcao-s-wife-Graziano-Pelle-s-girlfriend.html#ixzz3CkbhnvB9 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 8 September, 2014 Share Posted 8 September, 2014 Keep an eye on it, Phil. If he goes through a lean spell, your name-clanging golf stories might be preferable to the sullen company of a goal-shy blank merchant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 22 September, 2014 Share Posted 22 September, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 25 September, 2014 Share Posted 25 September, 2014 Now we know what Tokyo's nickname means :- The QI Elves @qikipedia 12m Word of the day: IKIBARI - (Japanese) literally ‘lively needle’ - a man who is under endowed but very eager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 26 September, 2014 Share Posted 26 September, 2014 Bearsy - congratulation on your brother Chaz (Chearsy) getting in to Uni! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 3 October, 2014 Share Posted 3 October, 2014 Just taken a cold call from a company trying to sell me something. I took great pleasure in saying "Pardon?" to him when he introduced himself as "Jack from The Hearing Clinic". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 3 October, 2014 Share Posted 3 October, 2014 Just taken a cold call from a company trying to sell me something. I took great pleasure in saying "Pardon?" to him when he introduced himself as "Jack from The Hearing Clinic". Good work, bletch. We've only had our new home phone for a year. Evidently, the previous bloke's name was Kitchen, so people call up and say "Hallo, is Mr Kitchen there?". I stopped replying "he's down speaking with Mr Hall" right now after a couple of calls. Got boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 8 October, 2014 Share Posted 8 October, 2014 Toke out "walking the dog". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 8 October, 2014 Share Posted 8 October, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 8 October, 2014 Share Posted 8 October, 2014 More dodgy kids' playground attractions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 8 October, 2014 Share Posted 8 October, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 8 October, 2014 Share Posted 8 October, 2014 I knew I am bias but I think she is pretty cute. I wonder if this was a precursor when deciding who to target for the spunk in the face game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 9 October, 2014 Share Posted 9 October, 2014 I knew I am bias but I think she is pretty cute. I wonder if this was a precursor when deciding who to target for the spunk in the face game. I am not race, some of my best friends are Japan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 October, 2014 Share Posted 16 October, 2014 i like these! These is funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 October, 2014 Share Posted 16 October, 2014 I expect you get this a lot bear but where is the funny bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 October, 2014 Share Posted 16 October, 2014 I do get that a lot, tokyos! V.often I'm out with gf in supermarket or wherever and I'll think something funny and I collapse with lols. And then, after some minutes, when I recover enough breath to haltingly explain what's so funny, bird just stares on me with air of unbending gravity. I had always supposed, however, that this was her fault. Birds are notoriously witless. Similar here, if you can genuine find nothing to interest or amuse in these comics, I will not think less of them, or less of myself, I just feel bad for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 16 October, 2014 Share Posted 16 October, 2014 (edited) I do get that a lot, tokyos! V.often I'm out with gf in supermarket or wherever and I'll think something funny and I collapse with lols. And then, after some minutes, when I recover enough breath to haltingly explain what's so funny, bird just stares on me with air of unbending gravity. I had always supposed, however, that this was her fault. Birds are notoriously witless. Similar here, if you can genuine find nothing to interest or amuse in these comics, I will not think less of them, or less of myself, I just feel bad for you Try this one B. Lols. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Skin-Peter-Milligan/dp/1858090008 edit: is not really lols. Is good though. Edited 16 October, 2014 by Goatboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 October, 2014 Share Posted 16 October, 2014 £26.85 G! For a book! Who do you think I am, like bill gates or something! I can't be spending £26.85 on books! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 October, 2014 Share Posted 16 October, 2014 £26.85 for paper now that is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 17 October, 2014 Share Posted 17 October, 2014 Art costs guys! It's not beano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 18 October, 2014 Share Posted 18 October, 2014 Paris beats London again. I've been saying for years that we need to erect an 80 foot tall green butt-plug in London. In other news I've got a couple of Putin-Plugs on eBay. Let me know if anyone's interested - only used once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 I had exactly the same response from Mrs Stickman when I told her it wasn’t everyday you get the chance to photograph tigers in your local back-street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 27 October, 2014 Share Posted 27 October, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 27 October, 2014 Share Posted 27 October, 2014 is ur cat making too much noise? Is ur cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is ur cat clawing at ur furnitures? Think there's no answer? UR SO STUPID! There is! KITTEN MITTONS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 28 October, 2014 Share Posted 28 October, 2014 Apparently they taste a bit like crab sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 October, 2014 Share Posted 29 October, 2014 I genuinely just received this email.... Hi bearsy; COMPETITION Your chance to win 1 of 3 Ballet Boys DVD’s an inspiring documentary introduces us to three very different young friends who are all passionate about ballet. We have now added the persons county next to their username on the forums We are now building the UK pride events for 2015, if you know a pride date for 2015 and we don’t already have them, please let us know by using the “Add Listing” on the top menu. Please free to also contact us if you would like to see any other site improvements or have any problems. A gay scene guide to the UK, Pink UK has a comprehensive list of the gay venues in the UK with personals, UK Pride dates, forum and lots lots more We have over 1,000 gay venues listed. Please free to also contact us if you would like to see any other site improvements. Why not add a contcat to our dating section that are 100% free If you do not want to recive and more emails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 October, 2014 Share Posted 29 October, 2014 i find it v.difficult to follow that email, tokyos. One sentence seems to have v.little bearing on the next. What, if anything, is you babbling on about pls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 October, 2014 Share Posted 29 October, 2014 I don't know, I thought you were behind it or you put the wrong email address or something. Then I thought about it and it could be when we were doing reviews of bumming areas in Richmond and Birmingham. You signed up as Tokyo-saint, did you not get a feedback request? They seem like a friendly lot, I might pop along for one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 October, 2014 Share Posted 29 October, 2014 well yeah i actually figured that's what it was. I didn't get one, but then I'm not usually dumb enough to put my own email address in them sign up things, I usually put tonyblair@10downingstreet.com or whatever. He deals with my correspondence for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 October, 2014 Share Posted 29 October, 2014 Yeah but that is just not true is it bummerbear. You had to put an account down then activate it from the email they sent. This is spam mail rule number 1. You must get loads of jonus bros DVD invites and stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 October, 2014 Share Posted 29 October, 2014 hmm i dunno, i wouldn't sign up for something that required a genuine email. I rather suspect you just wanted to receive mail-shots/male-shots from these gay dogging bros, for some reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 30 October, 2014 Share Posted 30 October, 2014 Crash Bandicoot at a speed awareness course with Mario Kart and Wacky Races characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 30 October, 2014 Share Posted 30 October, 2014 The very hungry caterpillar undergoing gastric bypass surgery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 30 October, 2014 Share Posted 30 October, 2014 Rosie and Jim on The Old Ragdoll being hijacked by Somali pirates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 30 October, 2014 Share Posted 30 October, 2014 Awkward Star Trek orgy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2014 Share Posted 30 October, 2014 Rosie and Jim on The Old Ragdoll being hijacked by Somali pirates Is the Somali boat on fire in the background? Looks like R&J put up a much better fight than captain Phillips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 30 October, 2014 Share Posted 30 October, 2014 In The Night Garden debauchery including horrific Ninky Nonk accident... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 30 October, 2014 Share Posted 30 October, 2014 Susan Boyle desperately trying to open a packet of Hobnobs using the power loader from Aliens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 30 October, 2014 Share Posted 30 October, 2014 Is the Somali boat on fire in the background? Looks like R&J put up a much better fight than captain Phillips. I don't know Toke, but Rosie looks like she might have been rag-dolled by the Somalis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2014 Share Posted 30 October, 2014 Hang on a minute... Where the **** is John! What have those bastards done with John? For the love of all things holy, he was just steering the boat ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 31 October, 2014 Share Posted 31 October, 2014 (edited) Noel's Post-Apocalyptic House Party. Edited 31 October, 2014 by saintbletch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 31 October, 2014 Share Posted 31 October, 2014 Watch as an 'oriental male' attempts to squirt white fluid down The Bear's throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 5 November, 2014 Share Posted 5 November, 2014 Ah, if only you guys were in to Golf stories. I could have gone along with my Big lens and taken some pics and given you an on the spot report. Hey ho http://7daysindubai.com/diary-extra-katerina-klausova-talks-beauty-golf-world-tour/ Fashion hits the fairways as 22 models compete in the second edition of the Beauty and Golf Tour, which tees off at the Els Club tomorrow. Last year’s Miss Dubai, Katerina Klausova, who also happens to have a handicap of four, previews the event.Katerina Klausova, Miss Dubai 2013 Can you explain the idea behind the Beauty and Golf World Tour and what you personally get out of being involved? It is a wonderful combination of fashion and sport and the event focuses on the ‘luxury’ aspect of both of these. For me personally, I have always greatly enjoyed the game of golf, so I find playing is its own reward. Golfers traditionally are not the most dedicated followers of fashion (thinking of the bad sweaters and funky socks!) – how well do the two worlds mix? Quite well if you ask me. I think you may be thinking of old men! How did you get into golf and why do you love the sport so much? My parents have always enjoyed the game and first introduced me to it. My brother is also an excellent golfer. I have always found golf to be challenging, both mentally and physically, and I’ve always enjoyed the beautiful settings and discipline that goes into being a good golfer. Beauty and Golf Tour Candidates People might think that a group of models might not be very good at sport? How easy has it been for the girls to swap the runway for the fairway? Again, we’ve worked quite hard at the academy on our golf games. I think that to be successful at anything one must be serious about it, be professional and be diligent. To my mind, those qualities can help make one both a successful model as well as a good golfer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 5 November, 2014 Share Posted 5 November, 2014 Ah, if only you guys were in to Golf stories. I could have gone along with my Big lens and taken some pics and given you an on the spot report. Hey ho http://7daysindubai.com/diary-extra-katerina-klausova-talks-beauty-golf-world-tour/ Did you realise that Dubai_Phil is an anagram of "I phail, bud"? BTW I did reply to one your interesting and teasing golf posts, asking you to dish the dirt on some golfing matter or other, but you ignored me (Although I can't find the post in question at the moment, so maybe I dreamt it.) You were going through a "head canted at a funny angle with back of hand pressed to forehead whilst muttering 'nobody loves me anymore' " period at the time. We love you Phil, but, and I think I speak for TMS as a whole here, we just hate golf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 6 November, 2014 Share Posted 6 November, 2014 Mr Bump giving a statement to a police officer following a multi-car pile up on the M4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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