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I would just like to offer a donation of my services to the bear in a chair appeal. If you need any help getting into St Marys, I'm your goat. This offer certainly has nothing to do with any free helper's ticket, no sirree, no way. Just a kindly goat.

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When I have time, I am starting #bearsstory thread. This is official shotgun on that thread - no sneaking in!

 

 

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Future me and bear. I will develop the Pap look over time.

 

 

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Future me and bear meeting up with future Bletch for some 'down time'.

 

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Future Pap and bear

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Thanks for all ur support guise, i have been visiting with my dad to get glimpse of my future, it's not v.pretty :(

 

i haven't decided if to be spaz tested yet, as i understand it i have 50% chance of inheriting the spaz gene + i don't really like them odds! I have been doing some self-testing tho, i tried juggling mugs in the kitchen earlier + i smashed my favourite Wimbledon (tennis) mug :( I think this is prob early onset!

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By the way, has anyone else in your family suffered from this condition?

 

his mum died early in wheelchair, but they didn't know bout this thing then. His brother is in wheelchair too, but we don't talk to that side of the family. C*nt could of give us a head's up tho!

 

As I say apparently there is 50/50 chance so I'm definitely hoping my brother has got it! Nothing against my brother, but if it has to be one of us... fingers crossed yo!

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Jeez Bear, this past week must have a hammer blow for you and your family – I feel for you, mate. I assume the medical people will have put you in touch with the Ataxia Society – I guess they’re the best people for advice on gene testing etc.

 

I relate to your mug juggling story – I was about your age when I lost my dad; for ages afterwards I was looking out for similar symptoms, and now that I’m approaching the same age as he was when he died, negative thoughts tend to lurk in the back of my mind. Unfortunately, many diseases have a genetic component, albeit, not usually as pronounced as appears to be the case with your family.

 

Anyway, it’s good to have you back again – this place isn’t the same without your humour and astuteness. Stay positive bro, and stay away from that angry lynch mob gathering on the main board. Respect Yo!

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he knows where to find me

 

i know it's ogre but in my heart it was so real! When Ralph Krueger spoke to me + said, if ur so funny why u on ur own tonight? If ur so v.entertaining why you on ur own tonight? If ur so v.good looking why you sleep alone tonight? I know, says ralph krueger, it's cos tonight is just like any other night. That's why ur on ur own tonight :(

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he knows where to find me

 

i know it's ogre but in my heart it was so real! When Ralph Krueger spoke to me + said, if ur so funny why u on ur own tonight? If ur so v.entertaining why you on ur own tonight? If ur so v.good looking why you sleep alone tonight? I know, says ralph krueger, it's cos tonight is just like any other night. That's why ur on ur own tonight :(

 

Are you Still Ill? La, da da da da da.

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Bear is so bloody fired....

 

Where were OUR tickets?

Where was the heads up that this was going on?

Why no on the spot reports?

 

FFS

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldcup2014/article-2640886/Holland-lift-lingerie-World-Cup-former-Dutch-international-Andy-van-der-Meyde-referees.html

 

[h=1]Holland defeat Spain, Germany and Brazil to lift lingerie World Cup as former Dutch international Andy van der Meyde referees[/h]By JOHN DRAYTON

PUBLISHED: 20:13 GMT, 27 May 2014 | UPDATED: 09:13 GMT, 28 May 2014






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With the World Cup just weeks away, the lingerie version of the tournament took place on Saturday.

A host of scantliy-clad beauties represented their countries at the competition and the lucky referee was former Holland international Andy van der Meyde.

The ex-Everton wideman officiated the games in his home nation and appeared to enjoy the role as he laughed and joked with the players.

VIDEO Scroll down to watch Highlights of Portugal v Belgium in the Lingerie World Cup

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All smiles: Players pose for a photo following the Lingerie World Cup which took place on Saturday

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Your call: Former Everton wideman Andy van der Meyde refereed the tournament

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Defensive wall: Van der Meyde referees a game involving the Dutch, who went onto win the tournament

 

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Safe pair of hands: The former Dutch international speaks with one of the goalkeepers

 

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Having signed for Everton from Inter Milan in 2005 after the Blues finished fourth, Van der Meyde, now 34, stuggled during his four-year spell at Goodison Park and made just 20 appearances in four years on Merseyside.

Women from Brazil, Germany, Spain, Germny, Italy, South Korea, Algeria and Russia took part in the 4-a-side competition last weekend as hosts Holland claimed victory.

Robin van Persie and co will be hoping to repeat the feat achieved by their female compatriots at this summer's World Cup.

Holland, managed by Louis van Gaal who will take charge of Manchester United following the tournament in Brazil, face Chile, Australia and current world champions Spain in Group B.

Highlights of Portugal v Belgium in the Lingerie World Cup

 

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On the spot: Supporters look on as one of the Dutch participants prepares to take a penalty

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Under pressure: Another players places the ball down on the spot during the 4-a-side competition

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldcup2014/article-2640886/Holland-lift-lingerie-World-Cup-former-Dutch-international-Andy-van-der-Meyde-referees.html#ixzz335XYO3Pr

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Anyone ever got stuck in you Bletch? Did you see my dogdic story on the animal thread? This is similar to this but with plugdic dog getting stuck in other stray Thaidog's vagina. A common problem I guess.

 

No human has ever been stuck in me Toke, but let's just say that I'm no stranger to the lower-bowel x-ray machine at Winchester A+E.

 

Do you suppose that 'plugdic' quirk of nature causes an embarrassing post-coital situation in the canine world?

 

You know, does the female dog (she's usually the one at the front of the eight-legged dance) think to herself...

 

"Oh, I knew it. I knew it! it's love! He's staying around. Sharon said it would never happen because of my mange, but here I am with Tyson and although he delivered the puppy putty 10 minutes ago, he's hanging around just to spend time with me! it's love, love, LOVE! I knew he wasn't the "hitch, twitch thank you b!tch" type.

 

Meanwhile Tyson is wondering to himself if dog-chemists have invented the opposite of viagra, as he awkwardly waits for his blood-plug to go down so he **** right off and find another arse to sniff.

 

Personally, I think the human coupling mechanism seems perfectly designed to dock, and un-dock without the need for small talk.

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Got a delivery for you bear, you free to collect it later? They are starting to defrost and stink the place up.

 

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Damn!

 

I was going to take them off your hands, Toke, but I've just realised that they are 'inverted'.

 

Got any 'normal' boneless, pork rectums?

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But they're much tighter when they are inverted bletch?.... unless you have a massive....

 

 

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BBQ?

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pro footballer their/they're mistake. put it down to 25% footballers brain. +5 bletch points for not ripping me
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:mcinnes: :mcinnes:

 

Yes, :mcinnes: indeed. There used to be an entrance exam question along the lines of 'How many molecules of Caesar's last breath are in your lungs at this moment?'

 

Everything is recycled. I wonder what they'll make out of me?

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-22479216 No surprise really, to be honest it tastes like **** already.

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Apologies in advance if a) this has been posted before or b) it hasn't been posted, but you're sick of the format being posted time and time again. Actually, to complete the logical options - apologies also if c) it has been posted before and you're sick of the format being posted time and time again.

 

Sent to me by a Liverpool supporting mate.

 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsBdCskFv4A

 

Not my work, not even my find SaintRobbie posted it on one of them dumb downfall threads & i only saw it by luck cos i find it hard to wring any more lols from played out downfall videos.

 

I love this! I watched it 5 time straight! I find it multi-layered lols, Les & Ralph as muppets is good in itself, and the casting here is perfect both from physical resemblance & character point of view. I like how Les is making his dry, bull**** statement while Ralph is in the background, wrecking everything! Is allegorical!

 

I don't know who made this, but :toppa:

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