Halo Stickman Posted 28 April, 2014 Posted 28 April, 2014 Girl/boy/whatever: "But make sure you wear a bloody durex!"
Goatboy Posted 28 April, 2014 Posted 28 April, 2014 I would just like to offer a donation of my services to the bear in a chair appeal. If you need any help getting into St Marys, I'm your goat. This offer certainly has nothing to do with any free helper's ticket, no sirree, no way. Just a kindly goat.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 April, 2014 Posted 28 April, 2014 When I have time, I am starting #bearsstory thread. This is official shotgun on that thread - no sneaking in! Future me and bear. I will develop the Pap look over time. Future me and bear meeting up with future Bletch for some 'down time'. Future Pap and bear
Halo Stickman Posted 28 April, 2014 Posted 28 April, 2014 Oh Tokes, you’re such a little tinker! Although, seemingly not as little a tinker as bletch in photo 2.
Bearsy Posted 30 April, 2014 Posted 30 April, 2014 Thanks for all ur support guise, i have been visiting with my dad to get glimpse of my future, it's not v.pretty i haven't decided if to be spaz tested yet, as i understand it i have 50% chance of inheriting the spaz gene + i don't really like them odds! I have been doing some self-testing tho, i tried juggling mugs in the kitchen earlier + i smashed my favourite Wimbledon (tennis) mug I think this is prob early onset!
Bearsy Posted 30 April, 2014 Posted 30 April, 2014 By the way, has anyone else in your family suffered from this condition? his mum died early in wheelchair, but they didn't know bout this thing then. His brother is in wheelchair too, but we don't talk to that side of the family. C*nt could of give us a head's up tho! As I say apparently there is 50/50 chance so I'm definitely hoping my brother has got it! Nothing against my brother, but if it has to be one of us... fingers crossed yo!
hutch Posted 1 May, 2014 Posted 1 May, 2014 But wheelchairs are just so 21st Century, bear. Exoskeletons are the way to go mate.
Halo Stickman Posted 1 May, 2014 Posted 1 May, 2014 Jeez Bear, this past week must have a hammer blow for you and your family – I feel for you, mate. I assume the medical people will have put you in touch with the Ataxia Society – I guess they’re the best people for advice on gene testing etc. I relate to your mug juggling story – I was about your age when I lost my dad; for ages afterwards I was looking out for similar symptoms, and now that I’m approaching the same age as he was when he died, negative thoughts tend to lurk in the back of my mind. Unfortunately, many diseases have a genetic component, albeit, not usually as pronounced as appears to be the case with your family. Anyway, it’s good to have you back again – this place isn’t the same without your humour and astuteness. Stay positive bro, and stay away from that angry lynch mob gathering on the main board. Respect Yo!
Goatboy Posted 1 May, 2014 Posted 1 May, 2014 Yeah, get a grip bear. It may never happen. Just think of those worse off than you.
Bearsy Posted 8 May, 2014 Posted 8 May, 2014 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlkj6SPhf1U Edited 8 May, 2014 by Bearsy
Halo Stickman Posted 8 May, 2014 Posted 8 May, 2014 i would be so pumped if ralph krueger wanted to have a meeting with me. Bear, Krueger's on the line, he wants a chat about your Shrek movie
Bearsy Posted 8 May, 2014 Posted 8 May, 2014 he knows where to find me i know it's ogre but in my heart it was so real! When Ralph Krueger spoke to me + said, if ur so funny why u on ur own tonight? If ur so v.entertaining why you on ur own tonight? If ur so v.good looking why you sleep alone tonight? I know, says ralph krueger, it's cos tonight is just like any other night. That's why ur on ur own tonight
Goatboy Posted 8 May, 2014 Posted 8 May, 2014 he knows where to find me i know it's ogre but in my heart it was so real! When Ralph Krueger spoke to me + said, if ur so funny why u on ur own tonight? If ur so v.entertaining why you on ur own tonight? If ur so v.good looking why you sleep alone tonight? I know, says ralph krueger, it's cos tonight is just like any other night. That's why ur on ur own tonight Are you Still Ill? La, da da da da da.
dubai_phil Posted 29 May, 2014 Posted 29 May, 2014 Bear is so bloody fired.... Where were OUR tickets? Where was the heads up that this was going on? Why no on the spot reports? FFS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldcup2014/article-2640886/Holland-lift-lingerie-World-Cup-former-Dutch-international-Andy-van-der-Meyde-referees.html [h=1]Holland defeat Spain, Germany and Brazil to lift lingerie World Cup as former Dutch international Andy van der Meyde referees[/h]By JOHN DRAYTON PUBLISHED: 20:13 GMT, 27 May 2014 | UPDATED: 09:13 GMT, 28 May 2014 1,752 shares 176 View comments With the World Cup just weeks away, the lingerie version of the tournament took place on Saturday. A host of scantliy-clad beauties represented their countries at the competition and the lucky referee was former Holland international Andy van der Meyde. The ex-Everton wideman officiated the games in his home nation and appeared to enjoy the role as he laughed and joked with the players. VIDEO Scroll down to watch Highlights of Portugal v Belgium in the Lingerie World Cup +6 All smiles: Players pose for a photo following the Lingerie World Cup which took place on Saturday +6 Your call: Former Everton wideman Andy van der Meyde refereed the tournament +6 Defensive wall: Van der Meyde referees a game involving the Dutch, who went onto win the tournament +6 Safe pair of hands: The former Dutch international speaks with one of the goalkeepers [h=4]More...[/h] Wayne Rooney lets out a roar for the Three Lions in stunning new collection of World Cup posters Felipe Scolari determined to go out a double World Cup winner, while Brazil give J-Lo and Pitbull's song the thumbs down German World Cup hopefuls Julian Draxler and Benedikt Howedes (along with Nico Rosberg) involved in car accident during Mercedes film shoot Manaus declares state of emergency ahead of England's World Cup opener with Italy Having signed for Everton from Inter Milan in 2005 after the Blues finished fourth, Van der Meyde, now 34, stuggled during his four-year spell at Goodison Park and made just 20 appearances in four years on Merseyside. Women from Brazil, Germany, Spain, Germny, Italy, South Korea, Algeria and Russia took part in the 4-a-side competition last weekend as hosts Holland claimed victory. Robin van Persie and co will be hoping to repeat the feat achieved by their female compatriots at this summer's World Cup. Holland, managed by Louis van Gaal who will take charge of Manchester United following the tournament in Brazil, face Chile, Australia and current world champions Spain in Group B. Highlights of Portugal v Belgium in the Lingerie World Cup +6 On the spot: Supporters look on as one of the Dutch participants prepares to take a penalty +6 Under pressure: Another players places the ball down on the spot during the 4-a-side competition Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldcup2014/article-2640886/Holland-lift-lingerie-World-Cup-former-Dutch-international-Andy-van-der-Meyde-referees.html#ixzz335XYO3Pr Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
Big Bad Bob Posted 5 June, 2014 Posted 5 June, 2014 (edited) In appreciation of GS's new name :- Edited 5 June, 2014 by Big Bad Bob
saintbletch Posted 24 June, 2014 Posted 24 June, 2014 Man gets stuck in vagina. Silly fool, and I bet he didn't even pay to enter it - tight tw&t. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27971248
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 June, 2014 Posted 24 June, 2014 Anyone ever got stuck in you Bletch? Did you see my dogdic story on the animal thread? This is similar to this but with plugdic dog getting stuck in other stray Thaidog's vagina. A common problem I guess.
saintbletch Posted 24 June, 2014 Posted 24 June, 2014 Anyone ever got stuck in you Bletch? Did you see my dogdic story on the animal thread? This is similar to this but with plugdic dog getting stuck in other stray Thaidog's vagina. A common problem I guess. No human has ever been stuck in me Toke, but let's just say that I'm no stranger to the lower-bowel x-ray machine at Winchester A+E. Do you suppose that 'plugdic' quirk of nature causes an embarrassing post-coital situation in the canine world? You know, does the female dog (she's usually the one at the front of the eight-legged dance) think to herself... "Oh, I knew it. I knew it! it's love! He's staying around. Sharon said it would never happen because of my mange, but here I am with Tyson and although he delivered the puppy putty 10 minutes ago, he's hanging around just to spend time with me! it's love, love, LOVE! I knew he wasn't the "hitch, twitch thank you b!tch" type. Meanwhile Tyson is wondering to himself if dog-chemists have invented the opposite of viagra, as he awkwardly waits for his blood-plug to go down so he **** right off and find another arse to sniff. Personally, I think the human coupling mechanism seems perfectly designed to dock, and un-dock without the need for small talk.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 June, 2014 Posted 24 June, 2014 I agree bletch but between you me and the 13 lurkers on here, I hope bears have the same problem.
Bearsy Posted 24 June, 2014 Posted 24 June, 2014 Man gets stuck in vagina. Silly fool, and I bet he didn't even pay to enter it - tight tw&t. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27971248 First recorded incident of asian chap being too large for vagina Edit: This is not racist pls
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 June, 2014 Posted 24 June, 2014 Reported it just in case bear. Let's get Steve Grant to judge, best not to take any chances.
saintbletch Posted 24 June, 2014 Posted 24 June, 2014 First recorded incident of asian chap being too large for vagina Edit: This is not racist pls Is the term "asian chap" a euphemism, Bear?
Bearsy Posted 24 June, 2014 Posted 24 June, 2014 everything i say is euphemism. Even the smallest thing that you can hardly see with microscope, is euphemism.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 June, 2014 Posted 25 June, 2014 Got a delivery for you bear, you free to collect it later? They are starting to defrost and stink the place up.
buctootim Posted 25 June, 2014 Posted 25 June, 2014 Got a delivery for you bear, you free to collect it later? They are starting to defrost and stink the place up. Not sure he'll be interested. He prefers boned rectums
Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 June, 2014 Posted 25 June, 2014 I think he likes have them boneless so he can insert his own bone.
saintbletch Posted 25 June, 2014 Posted 25 June, 2014 Got a delivery for you bear, you free to collect it later? They are starting to defrost and stink the place up. Damn! I was going to take them off your hands, Toke, but I've just realised that they are 'inverted'. Got any 'normal' boneless, pork rectums?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 June, 2014 Posted 25 June, 2014 (edited) But they're much tighter when they are inverted bletch?.... unless you have a massive.... BBQ? Edited 25 June, 2014 by Tokyo-Saint pro footballer their/they're mistake. put it down to 25% footballers brain. +5 bletch points for not ripping me
saintbletch Posted 25 June, 2014 Posted 25 June, 2014 Let's just say that I don't get too many complaints, Toke. P.S. Yes, it's absolutely enormous. It's a "Broil King"* *Not a euphemism
Fowllyd Posted 3 July, 2014 Posted 3 July, 2014 :mcinnes: That's truly special. Is it actually genuine? I rather hope it is somehow, in spite of all that that would imply.
Whitey Grandad Posted 3 July, 2014 Posted 3 July, 2014 :mcinnes: Yes, indeed. There used to be an entrance exam question along the lines of 'How many molecules of Caesar's last breath are in your lungs at this moment?' Everything is recycled. I wonder what they'll make out of me? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-22479216 No surprise really, to be honest it tastes like **** already.
Whitey Grandad Posted 4 July, 2014 Posted 4 July, 2014 Caption contest? For a moment I thought that was a speed eating contest for twins
tpbury Posted 15 July, 2014 Posted 15 July, 2014 I'm watching Under the Pant Dome http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi0.wp.com%2Fwww.screenspy.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F07%2FUnder-The-Dome-2x03-16.jpg%253Fresize%253D199%25252C223&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.screenspy.com%2Feditorials%2Ftv-review-dome-review-butterflies-biblical-proportions%2F&h=223&w=199&tbnid=iVKJGrJnm8Eo7M%3A&zoom=1&docid=enhISFnXm3XxkM&ei=vA_FU46fIcOTkQWckoD4DQ&tbm=isch&ved=0CBsQMygAMAA&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=1948&page=1&start=0&ndsp=27
Bearsy Posted 18 July, 2014 Posted 18 July, 2014 http://m.wimp.com/cutestbear/ ilovebears! I also love internet trolls!
saintbletch Posted 31 July, 2014 Posted 31 July, 2014 Apologies in advance if a) this has been posted before or b) it hasn't been posted, but you're sick of the format being posted time and time again. Actually, to complete the logical options - apologies also if c) it has been posted before and you're sick of the format being posted time and time again. Sent to me by a Liverpool supporting mate.
saintbletch Posted 1 August, 2014 Posted 1 August, 2014 In true David Coleman QoS style, err...what happened next? Poor bastard. I'd have to say that I think that if my job title was Giraffe Logistics Manager or similar, I'd pride myself on planning a route that avoided low bridges.
Lighthouse Posted 1 August, 2014 Posted 1 August, 2014 It's a little bit Wile E. Coyote you have to say. I can't shake the image of a giraffe being launched into the bridge by an ACME catapult.
Bearsy Posted 9 August, 2014 Posted 9 August, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsBdCskFv4A Not my work, not even my find SaintRobbie posted it on one of them dumb downfall threads & i only saw it by luck cos i find it hard to wring any more lols from played out downfall videos. I love this! I watched it 5 time straight! I find it multi-layered lols, Les & Ralph as muppets is good in itself, and the casting here is perfect both from physical resemblance & character point of view. I like how Les is making his dry, bull**** statement while Ralph is in the background, wrecking everything! Is allegorical! I don't know who made this, but
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