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The way Tommy Cannon held the stage, such a presence, something I have never seen before or since.

 

Cannon to right of them,

Cannon to left of them,

Cannon in front of them

Volley'd and thunder'd;

Storm'd at with shot and shell,

Boldly they rode and well,

Into the jaws of Death,

Into the mouth of Hell

Rode the six hundred.

 

Sorry, wrong thread.

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Guys.

 

I need your help.

 

URGENTLY.

 

Mrs D+P's two BFF's have just arrived from Poland to party & get laid.

 

Both are really nice, really fit and mid 30's. FFS can't at least ONE of you lot burn some Nectar points or Airmiles and get down here and help me out?

 

Yes I AM working on Rule1

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is there any more info on that story? I'm trying to picture an argument which ends with one man cutting off another man's penis and throwing it into dual carriageway. I find it difficult to envisage a circumstance where that is necessary.

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It all started on a football forum. Some poster said he didn't believe other poster was also loser from same loser area. So dumb poster said he would meet other poster in loser town bar. They met and poster told dumb poster he was sorry and now felt stupid. 2 weeks later dumb poster had his knob cut off by the other posters. Turns out he only wanted to meet so he could follow him home, masturbate as dumb poster sat at home all day, then got bored and cut dumb posters knob off. It happens a lot more than you would think.

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It all started on a football forum. Some poster said he didn't believe other poster was also loser from same loser area. So dumb poster said he would meet other poster in loser town bar. They met and poster told dumb poster he was sorry and now felt stupid. 2 weeks later dumb poster had his knob cut off by the other posters. Turns out he only wanted to meet so he could follow him home, masturbate as dumb poster sat at home all day, then got bored and cut dumb posters knob off. It happens a lot more than you would think.

 

 

A bit Janet and John that Tokyo.

janetjohn.jpg

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All you seducers of innocent young females beware !

A father has shot dead a teenage boy who he found in his daughter's bedroom in the US overnight.

 

The shooting in the Texas town of Harris County happened in the early hours of Thursday morning.

Detectives say the man's 16-year-old daughter let a 17-year-old boy into the house, sneaking him

into her bedroom where he went undiscovered until her younger brother went in to say goodnight

and saw two feet sticking out from under the bed.

The girl's brother alerted his dad, who went in and demanded answers, KHOU reports.

The father called 911 after his daughter claimed not to know the 17-year-old. Detectives say the father

believed the boy was an intruder and argued with him while on the phone to authorities.

 

http://news.msn.co.nz/worldnews/8814093/man-shoots-dead-teen-boy-in-daughters-room

 

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  • 2 weeks later...
Stoopid tail :( i wanted to put my knob there :(

 

Where is you buy these from, I think they would make fun gift! Is it regular shop or like pet store?

 

I was sent the image today. Gareth Google, innit?

 

You've asked him for worse.

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I see from Sky News that Mumsnet is a victim of the Heartbleed bug and all the members credit details have been stolen.

 

Anyone want to borrow the Bear's credit card number to buy anything dodgy online or sign up for Innernet Porn sites? I got a copy of the file from my pals.............

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Bear: yo dad, what's with the stick?

Dad: I need it to walk.

Bear: how come?

Dad: well you know I've been having problems with my balance?

Bear: yeah, we thought you was p*ssed! (He is had some falls lately)

Dad: well I've been diagnosed cerebral attackia (or something)

Bear: jeez, that sounds srs!

Dad: It is. I'm getting disabled badge & everything! They said I will be wheelchair in few years!

Bear: Haha! Sucks to be you!

Dad: laugh it up, d*ckhead, you ain't heard the best bit yet!

Bear: what?

Dad: is hereditary.

 

He then said to me I'm better off not being tested cos it's non curable & once ur diagnose u struggle to get mortgages & things. What do you guys think bout this? I'm thinking I want to know! I'm 28 & he is 50 & I'm no symptoms or anything but he was fine when he was my age. I'm thinking even if it's bad I've still got 22 yrs of sport boning!

 

Edit: Sorry to be be bummer, pls feel free to make jokes if you think of any good ones I won't be offend honest! I'm going for a run while I still can!

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Bear: yo dad, what's with the stick?

Dad: I need it to walk.

Bear: how come?

Dad: well you know I've been having problems with my balance?

Bear: yeah, we thought you was p*ssed! (He is had some falls lately)

Dad: well I've been diagnosed cerebral attackia (or something)

Bear: jeez, that sounds srs!

Dad: It is. I'm getting disabled badge & everything! They said I will be wheelchair in few years!

Bear: Haha! Sucks to be you!

Dad: laugh it up, d*ckhead, you ain't heard the best bit yet!

Bear: what?

Dad: is hereditary.

 

He then said to me I'm better off not being tested cos it's non curable & once ur diagnose u struggle to get mortgages & things. What do you guys think bout this? I'm thinking I want to know! I'm 28 & he is 50 & I'm no symptoms or anything but he was fine when he was my age. I'm thinking even if it's bad I've still got 22 yrs of sport boning!

 

Edit: Sorry to be be bummer, pls feel free to make jokes if you think of any good ones I won't be offend honest! I'm going for a run while I still can!

 

Sad news for your Pa, Bear; hope you come up clean. In the event you don't, remember this; you're actually no worse off in these hereditary scenarios. You've had it all your life; and knowing may allow you to change your lifestyle to mitigate some of the symptoms/risk factors.

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Sorry to hear about this, Bear.

 

Regarding the gene tests, obviously, only you can decide the approach that best suits you. There’s a lot of sense in what pap says above, although I tend to live by the maxim that a healthy man is a man who doesn’t know what’s wrong with him – probably not the most sensible approach, but there you are. Not sure what I’d do in you situation, to be honest. Remember, though, medical advancements, new treatments and therapies are constantly evolving – by the time you’re in your 50s there could well be a cure for these sorts of conditions.

 

By the way, has anyone else in your family suffered from this condition?

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On the plus side, there is much potential for sympathy bonings.

 

Girl/boy/whatever: "No you can't put it there you filthy deviant."

 

Bear: " But I only have matters of moments to spread bear loves."

 

Girl/boy/whatever: "Oh, ok. Good deed for the day. Slip it in B.".

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