Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Share Posted 4 March, 2014 I think I was at the same gig Barry - honestly. The way Tommy Cannon held the stage, such a presence, something I have never seen before or since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 4 March, 2014 Share Posted 4 March, 2014 I have also made plans for tomorrow evening, I shall be going to the Woolworths on Allerton Road.... Is there a HMV there too?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 4 March, 2014 Share Posted 4 March, 2014 The way Tommy Cannon held the stage, such a presence, something I have never seen before or since. Cannon to right of them, Cannon to left of them, Cannon in front of them Volley'd and thunder'd; Storm'd at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well, Into the jaws of Death, Into the mouth of Hell Rode the six hundred. Sorry, wrong thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Share Posted 4 March, 2014 (edited) Is there a HMV there too?? No the nearest HMV is on the Speke Retail Park, I was thinking of going to Zavvi on Saturday night though with the wife................... Edited 4 March, 2014 by Barry Sanchez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 4 March, 2014 Share Posted 4 March, 2014 No the nearest HMV is on the Speke Retail Park, I was thinking of going to Zavvi on Saturday night though with the wife................... haha we all know your "wife" closed down years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 March, 2014 Share Posted 4 March, 2014 haha we all know your "wife" closed down years ago ? Are you ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 6 March, 2014 Share Posted 6 March, 2014 I'm with Wayne Bryson and glad that common sense has prevailed and he avoided prison. Dirty b!tch, she was asking for it. With her teats out and wearing no underwear, who here could have resisted her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 Apparently, she was slobbering all over him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 I've never f**ked a dog, woken up with a few - badum tsch... slide trombone thingy... that's all folks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 Bitch was asking for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 Stiffy in staffy shock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 9 March, 2014 Share Posted 9 March, 2014 Guys. I need your help. URGENTLY. Mrs D+P's two BFF's have just arrived from Poland to party & get laid. Both are really nice, really fit and mid 30's. FFS can't at least ONE of you lot burn some Nectar points or Airmiles and get down here and help me out? Yes I AM working on Rule1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 March, 2014 Share Posted 10 March, 2014 rule 1 pls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 Penis hunting. Volunteers needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 Ive found one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 Barry doesn't count Tim. This one was last seen off the A66. Barry can't drive due to brain issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 Tokyo, I thought you were the court jester on here bouncing of jibes with your Bro Bearsy? What is wrong my child? Has your mojo gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 off Barry, off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 off Barry, off. Tokes come on now, its only high jinks and much merry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 is there any more info on that story? I'm trying to picture an argument which ends with one man cutting off another man's penis and throwing it into dual carriageway. I find it difficult to envisage a circumstance where that is necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 It all started on a football forum. Some poster said he didn't believe other poster was also loser from same loser area. So dumb poster said he would meet other poster in loser town bar. They met and poster told dumb poster he was sorry and now felt stupid. 2 weeks later dumb poster had his knob cut off by the other posters. Turns out he only wanted to meet so he could follow him home, masturbate as dumb poster sat at home all day, then got bored and cut dumb posters knob off. It happens a lot more than you would think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 It all started on a football forum. Some poster said he didn't believe other poster was also loser from same loser area. So dumb poster said he would meet other poster in loser town bar. They met and poster told dumb poster he was sorry and now felt stupid. 2 weeks later dumb poster had his knob cut off by the other posters. Turns out he only wanted to meet so he could follow him home, masturbate as dumb poster sat at home all day, then got bored and cut dumb posters knob off. It happens a lot more than you would think. A bit Janet and John that Tokyo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 Off a tangent I am making a cup of tea for an ex Brookside actress, do I give her the best crockery or the ****e? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 Off a tangent I am making a cup of tea for an ex Brookside actress, do I give her the best crockery or the ****e? Best crockery? Are you 80? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 Best crockery? Are you 80? How did you know, are you Oda Mae? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirleysfc Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 (edited) Off a tangent I am making a cup of tea for an ex Brookside actress, do I give her the best crockery or the ****e? Silly Bazza, McDonalds only has paper cups. Edited 13 March, 2014 by shirleysfc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 Silly Bazza, McDonalds only has paper cups. Comedy has humour in it Shirley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 Comedy has humour in it Shirley. Shirley has a McDonald's in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 Breaking News: Road kill munching Middlesbrough resident fears today’s lunch may not have been a squashed slow worm after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 13 March, 2014 Share Posted 13 March, 2014 All you seducers of innocent young females beware ! A father has shot dead a teenage boy who he found in his daughter's bedroom in the US overnight. The shooting in the Texas town of Harris County happened in the early hours of Thursday morning. Detectives say the man's 16-year-old daughter let a 17-year-old boy into the house, sneaking him into her bedroom where he went undiscovered until her younger brother went in to say goodnight and saw two feet sticking out from under the bed. The girl's brother alerted his dad, who went in and demanded answers, KHOU reports. The father called 911 after his daughter claimed not to know the 17-year-old. Detectives say the father believed the boy was an intruder and argued with him while on the phone to authorities. http://news.msn.co.nz/worldnews/8814093/man-shoots-dead-teen-boy-in-daughters-room . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 21 March, 2014 Share Posted 21 March, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 22 March, 2014 Share Posted 22 March, 2014 In support of the cock in a sock meme... ...here's the best effort I've seen so far: Surely there has to be a Cock and Ed Balls in a Sock retort somewhere. Trousers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 2 April, 2014 Share Posted 2 April, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 2 April, 2014 Share Posted 2 April, 2014 Mine certainly took a pounding this morning from the inside to out as last nights curry took affect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 2 April, 2014 Share Posted 2 April, 2014 Did curry leave his number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 8 April, 2014 Share Posted 8 April, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 8 April, 2014 Share Posted 8 April, 2014 Sorry for interruption, boys. Please review below image and get back to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 8 April, 2014 Share Posted 8 April, 2014 Stoopid tail i wanted to put my knob there Where is you buy these from, I think they would make fun gift! Is it regular shop or like pet store? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 8 April, 2014 Share Posted 8 April, 2014 Stoopid tail i wanted to put my knob there Where is you buy these from, I think they would make fun gift! Is it regular shop or like pet store? I was sent the image today. Gareth Google, innit? You've asked him for worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 9 April, 2014 Share Posted 9 April, 2014 Lol, course he has. I sent bear worse yesterday. Tip - careful when googling for gay bear images. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 April, 2014 Share Posted 14 April, 2014 I see from Sky News that Mumsnet is a victim of the Heartbleed bug and all the members credit details have been stolen. Anyone want to borrow the Bear's credit card number to buy anything dodgy online or sign up for Innernet Porn sites? I got a copy of the file from my pals............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 22 April, 2014 Share Posted 22 April, 2014 [video=youtube;Nqnj4tg-z-4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqnj4tg-z-4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 22 April, 2014 Share Posted 22 April, 2014 Very nice, Tokyo. Are they giving you a disciplinary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 April, 2014 Share Posted 25 April, 2014 such ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 27 April, 2014 Share Posted 27 April, 2014 Bear: yo dad, what's with the stick? Dad: I need it to walk. Bear: how come? Dad: well you know I've been having problems with my balance? Bear: yeah, we thought you was p*ssed! (He is had some falls lately) Dad: well I've been diagnosed cerebral attackia (or something) Bear: jeez, that sounds srs! Dad: It is. I'm getting disabled badge & everything! They said I will be wheelchair in few years! Bear: Haha! Sucks to be you! Dad: laugh it up, d*ckhead, you ain't heard the best bit yet! Bear: what? Dad: is hereditary. He then said to me I'm better off not being tested cos it's non curable & once ur diagnose u struggle to get mortgages & things. What do you guys think bout this? I'm thinking I want to know! I'm 28 & he is 50 & I'm no symptoms or anything but he was fine when he was my age. I'm thinking even if it's bad I've still got 22 yrs of sport boning! Edit: Sorry to be be bummer, pls feel free to make jokes if you think of any good ones I won't be offend honest! I'm going for a run while I still can! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 April, 2014 Share Posted 27 April, 2014 This story has legs. Sorry bear. Best I could do on a Sunday night. I'll have a think about it and rip you properly tomorrow. Sorry for your dad. First his son turns out to be a bender and now this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 27 April, 2014 Share Posted 27 April, 2014 bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 27 April, 2014 Share Posted 27 April, 2014 Bear: yo dad, what's with the stick? Dad: I need it to walk. Bear: how come? Dad: well you know I've been having problems with my balance? Bear: yeah, we thought you was p*ssed! (He is had some falls lately) Dad: well I've been diagnosed cerebral attackia (or something) Bear: jeez, that sounds srs! Dad: It is. I'm getting disabled badge & everything! They said I will be wheelchair in few years! Bear: Haha! Sucks to be you! Dad: laugh it up, d*ckhead, you ain't heard the best bit yet! Bear: what? Dad: is hereditary. He then said to me I'm better off not being tested cos it's non curable & once ur diagnose u struggle to get mortgages & things. What do you guys think bout this? I'm thinking I want to know! I'm 28 & he is 50 & I'm no symptoms or anything but he was fine when he was my age. I'm thinking even if it's bad I've still got 22 yrs of sport boning! Edit: Sorry to be be bummer, pls feel free to make jokes if you think of any good ones I won't be offend honest! I'm going for a run while I still can! Sad news for your Pa, Bear; hope you come up clean. In the event you don't, remember this; you're actually no worse off in these hereditary scenarios. You've had it all your life; and knowing may allow you to change your lifestyle to mitigate some of the symptoms/risk factors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 28 April, 2014 Share Posted 28 April, 2014 Sorry to hear about this, Bear. Regarding the gene tests, obviously, only you can decide the approach that best suits you. There’s a lot of sense in what pap says above, although I tend to live by the maxim that a healthy man is a man who doesn’t know what’s wrong with him – probably not the most sensible approach, but there you are. Not sure what I’d do in you situation, to be honest. Remember, though, medical advancements, new treatments and therapies are constantly evolving – by the time you’re in your 50s there could well be a cure for these sorts of conditions. By the way, has anyone else in your family suffered from this condition? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 28 April, 2014 Share Posted 28 April, 2014 On the plus side, there is much potential for sympathy bonings. Girl/boy/whatever: "No you can't put it there you filthy deviant." Bear: " But I only have matters of moments to spread bear loves." Girl/boy/whatever: "Oh, ok. Good deed for the day. Slip it in B.". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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