Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 November, 2013 Share Posted 20 November, 2013 Thanks pasmaintenantcato. I'm assuming that you settled for the mug as you couldn't find any pictures of a vagina with Tokyo tattoo'd on it. Merci. This isn't possible as I just googled it and there were literally hundreds of results. The results were very interesting, I even saw someone with a knob smaller that yours. This was a first for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 20 November, 2013 Share Posted 20 November, 2013 This isn't possible as I just googled it and there were literally hundreds of results. The results were very interesting, I even saw someone with a knob smaller that yours. This was a first for me. Tin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 November, 2013 Share Posted 20 November, 2013 mmmmmmmmm Norwegian tin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 November, 2013 Share Posted 20 November, 2013 Lovely Norwegian tin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 November, 2013 Share Posted 22 November, 2013 Just bought birthday card for my aunt (it's her birthday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 22 November, 2013 Share Posted 22 November, 2013 I want to buy one of these for my aunt bear. Where can I pick one up from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 November, 2013 Share Posted 22 November, 2013 oh i dunno tokyos i was lies, i didn't really buy it i just thought it was funny. I would just ring her up + call her cunt direct, it's more personal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 22 November, 2013 Share Posted 22 November, 2013 Possible future avi, although I like this one as bear is getting kicked in the nuts. Votes pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 November, 2013 Share Posted 22 November, 2013 i prefer the one where I'm bumming you. Is anyone got this on file? I would be pleased to witness this again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 November, 2013 Share Posted 26 November, 2013 Found out were spudders went. Turns out there are some new members in his rave & pills forum.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 26 November, 2013 Share Posted 26 November, 2013 Found out were spudders went. Turns out there are some new members in his rave & pills forum.... I'm still here, just been a bit busy selling stuff on ebay recently as I gotta move out of where I live in January and I can't be arsed to have to move my trainer collection yet again! ps The fat wobbly one has blowjob mouth. Blonds aren't usually my thing, but the thinner blond looks like she has a good grip, so she's ok in my book! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 26 November, 2013 Share Posted 26 November, 2013 Blonds aren't usually my thing, but the thinner blond looks like she has a good grip, so she's ok in my book! plus not forgetting the essential pre-requisite that she is bombed out of her mind and her critical faculties are fully subdued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 26 November, 2013 Share Posted 26 November, 2013 I had a really heavy cold with sneezing like that a few weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 27 November, 2013 Share Posted 27 November, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 27 November, 2013 Share Posted 27 November, 2013 Untrue bear http://www.hoax-slayer.com/giant-snake-swallows-woman.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2013 Share Posted 27 November, 2013 DUMB BEAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2013 Share Posted 27 November, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 27 November, 2013 Share Posted 27 November, 2013 Woo HOOOO! We WON! 1 million MORE Air hostesses needed between ages of 21 & 24 by 2020! PARTY TIME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2013 Share Posted 27 November, 2013 Dumb Golfer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 27 November, 2013 Share Posted 27 November, 2013 Untrue bear you spoil everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2013 Share Posted 27 November, 2013 I don't want to be a whistle blower or to start a witch hunt or nothing but bear just sent me something that is related to something that is related to something about child porn. If you choose to ostracize him for it or not, that's your business. Leave me out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2013 Share Posted 27 November, 2013 Cameron has had his say on it. I think he still wants to ban bear thou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 27 November, 2013 Share Posted 27 November, 2013 check the record yo, tokyos pm me straight back asking for "moar picturess". He seemed disappoint that they was all of grown woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2013 Share Posted 27 November, 2013 Bear is such a paedo he fixed it for Jim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 27 November, 2013 Share Posted 27 November, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 30 November, 2013 Share Posted 30 November, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 1 December, 2013 Share Posted 1 December, 2013 Bear's mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 December, 2013 Share Posted 4 December, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssPDJWyKjNk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 9 December, 2013 Share Posted 9 December, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 10 December, 2013 Share Posted 10 December, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-25316942 lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 December, 2013 Share Posted 10 December, 2013 Good job they didn't see this one bob, they choked on their shisha. http://video.news.com.au/v/160711/Fernanda-Lima-and-Rodrigo-Hilbert-in-racy-ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 10 December, 2013 Share Posted 10 December, 2013 Good job they didn't see this one bob, they choked on their shisha. http://video.news.com.au/v/160711/Fernanda-Lima-and-Rodrigo-Hilbert-in-racy-ad All that for fricking KY jelly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfvnI01LpxI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 18 December, 2013 Share Posted 18 December, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 December, 2013 Share Posted 18 December, 2013 i would of just turn round + decapitate zombie with sharpened mop. I prob watch too much walking dead but my anti-zombie instincts is finely honed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 December, 2013 Share Posted 18 December, 2013 my right arm feels numb + i have pain in chest. Am i heart attack or stroke? Or am i gonna be ok cos it's right side not left side? It has been like it for 2 hours so far. I'm getting bit worried. That is my wanking arm yo i will be needing it at lunchtime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 December, 2013 Share Posted 18 December, 2013 Is your eye twitching and face on fire bear? If so that is the strokes according to the advert. If Vinnie Jones turns up and plays disco hits on you, that's heart attack. The Strokes Heart Attack (notice no head fire) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 18 December, 2013 Share Posted 18 December, 2013 Looks like Vinnie has twitchy eye though V confusing Make a lard sandwich bear, thatll clear any potential blockage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 December, 2013 Share Posted 18 December, 2013 Yeah, I think head fire thing is the key. Otherwise people might confuse Redknapp with having the strokes rather than just being a twitchy cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 December, 2013 Share Posted 18 December, 2013 FACE! ARMS! SPEECH! TIME TO CALL! My face is look ok. I don't want to wait for speech tho. I feel like at speech stage it will be too late to hold coherent telephone conversation with ambulance man. Not sure what to do really. I might try wanking left-handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 18 December, 2013 Share Posted 18 December, 2013 FACE! ARMS! SPEECH! TIME TO CALL! My face is look ok. I don't want to wait for speech tho. I feel like at speech stage it will be too late to hold coherent telephone conversation with ambulance man. Not sure what to do really. I might try wanking left-handed. I think you need an early want to be honest, itll then free up both hands for you to phone/fondle paramedics but then if its fit paramedic then you'll have no ammo in the chamber ? Decisions decisions bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 18 December, 2013 Share Posted 18 December, 2013 Dear Bear Heart attacks cause pain in your LEFT arm. The pain in your RIGHT arm is because you over did the sitting on it trying to make it go numb before you had your daily jerk off. Obviously you overdid it in your quest for the perfect pick me up after the bitter disappointment of being A LOSER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 18 December, 2013 Share Posted 18 December, 2013 i would of just turn round + decapitate zombie with sharpened mop. I prob watch too much walking dead but my anti-zombie instincts is finely honed. It doesn't matter which zombies you go for; slow, fast, undead or "infected" - rule one is "destroy the brain". Everyone knows this, to the extent where I think a zombie outbreak would be contained in fairly short order. This bloke is too convincing. I'm amazed he got out of that shop without an implement lodged in his cranium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 19 December, 2013 Share Posted 19 December, 2013 In the name of GOD. Why has TMS not issued a call to arms. There is less than 6 hours to go before we are infected by Simon Cowell's latest virus. At least the Papster & The Bear are up for the fight. THEY know what is coming. Every woman on the planet will expect us men to sing this song and give them THAT look before they get their kit off. They MUST be stopped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 19 December, 2013 Share Posted 19 December, 2013 In the name of GOD. Why has TMS not issued a call to arms. There is less than 6 hours to go before we are infected by Simon Cowell's latest virus. At least the Papster & The Bear are up for the fight. THEY know what is coming. Every woman on the planet will expect us men to sing this song and give them THAT look before they get their kit off. They MUST be stopped! Having reviewed two videos full of evidence, I'm less worried about this pair. They're going to collide with a cynical British culture that will look them in the eye, see them looking each other in the eyes, dismiss it as a load of gooey mess and retreat to make a cup of tea. Do not let me down, countrymen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 December, 2013 Share Posted 20 December, 2013 is robot terminators for real? i thought they was made up bogeymens like hobbits or al qaeda but i have been seeing lots of evidence lately bout that robot overlords is REAL and is coming for 2014. Check this! See how the last balloon is so scare + it tries to escape. But it cannot escape. Is v.sad. Check this other scary robot situation! I am v.interested to learn bout robots for 2014! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 20 December, 2013 Share Posted 20 December, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 December, 2013 Share Posted 20 December, 2013 We have had robots in Japan for ages bear, they are V. useful. We have sexy robots hard working robots Even pedo bearsy robots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 December, 2013 Share Posted 20 December, 2013 holy fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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