The Ramirez Off Topic Thread

[Tokyo-Saint]

But at least you didn't need to change the Chanel. I agree tho, they should all reset to bbc 1. The one show is always a safe bet to take you mind of Lenny Henry's cock. Unless they have dawn French on course.

[Saint in Paradise]

Man has penis amputated after Viagra overdose

 

Beware then all those who use Viagra

 

A Colombian man has had his penis amputated after he allegedly overdosed on Viagra to impress his new girlfriend.

 

Gentil Ramírez Polanía, 66, was forced to seek medical attention when an erection induced by the Viagra lasted several days.

 

Doctors in Polanía's hometown of Gigante were puzzled by the farmer and former council member's condition and referred him

to a medical facility in Naiva, where it was noted his member was inflamed, fractured and displaying signs of gangrene.

 

 

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/world/19090660/man-has-penis-amputated-after-Viagra-overdose/

[Tokyo-Saint]

Careful golfing Phil. You don't want to snap your wood trying to get a birdie in the hole.

[pap]

The ol' family has been in alignment of opinion lately. After collectively agreeing that Pepper Potts is an ungrateful nagger in Iron Man 3, we also unanimously came to a few conclusions about Robert Webb today.

 

1) He is never funny on his own.

2) He has an annoying voice.

3) He does too many advert voice overs with his annoying voice.

 

Admittedly, the girls have not seen Peep Show, which he is very good in. Does it save him?

[dubai_phil]

The ol' family has been in alignment of opinion lately. After collectively agreeing that Pepper Potts is an ungrateful nagger in Iron Man 3, we also unanimously came to a few conclusions about Robert Webb today.

 

1) He is never funny on his own.

2) He has an annoying voice.

3) He does too many advert voice overs with his annoying voice.

 

Admittedly, the girls have not seen Peep Show, which he is very good in. Does it save him?

 

Does that post actually have ANYTHING to do with avoiding a Self-inflicted Gangrenous C()ck?

 

Meanwhile did The Bear train Mickey the Baboon?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b15FO54z70Q&feature=player_detailpage

[pap]

Does that post actually have ANYTHING to do with avoiding a Self-inflicted Gangrenous C()ck?

 

Meanwhile did The Bear train Mickey the Baboon?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b15FO54z70Q&feature=player_detailpage

 

The Ramirez Off Topic Thread has a fine history of absorbing new subject matter. That's kind of how it got started.

 

I know you probably have loads of servants who say "yes, Mr Phil", "no Mr Phil" and "would you like me to edit your Saintsweb post for you Mr Phil?". Round here we're a bit more freeform.

 

I like the baboon.

[dubai_phil]

Perhaps you should head off for some Tea & Biscuits down the Village Hall pap. Something more traditionally British and all that

 

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/tea-biscuits-bondage-and-spanking

 

 

A village hall is to hold bondage classes - complete with tea and biscuits.

Trumpington Village Hall on the outskirts of Cambridge usually hosts WI meetings, indoor bowls and the local Brownies troop.

But next month it will host a series of workshops including "spanking and impact play", "kink on a budget" and "flogging", in an event organised by the group Peer Rope Cambridge.

The online programme for the October 12 event, which costs £10, ends with the note: "We'd very much appreciate it if you could help us to pack up - stack chairs, collapse tables.

"Our maid for the day, Sarah, serves tea, coffee and biscuits."

Sheila Stuart, who represents Trumpington on Cambridge City Council, told the Cambridge News: "I think this is becoming much more common and less hidden with the popularity of Fifty Shades Of Grey, and has brought it much more out in the open.

"Cambridge has a very diverse community, so I am not surprised

[pap]

Perhaps you should head off for some Tea & Biscuits down the Village Hall pap. Something more traditionally British and all that

 

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/tea-biscuits-bondage-and-spanking

 

It sounds like the sort of thing that Robert Webb would go to.

[dubai_phil]

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/432242/Fifty-shades-of-red-over-village-hall-accidental-bondage-classes-booking

 

 

Seems like this is becoming BIG news ROFL

 

[h=3]TRUSTEES of a village hall were left red-faced yesterday after having to cancel a series of Fifty Shades Of Grey-style bondage classes – claiming they had got the wrong end of the stick.[/h]

 

Hall manager Barbara Fernandez, 51, said: “It did not say bondage on the booking form. We provide services for little old ladies and child care groups.

[pap]

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/432242/Fifty-shades-of-red-over-village-hall-accidental-bondage-classes-booking

 

 

Seems like this is becoming BIG news ROFL

 

They were perfectly fine until Robert Webb turned up, whip in hand, ready to beat something into submission.

[dubai_phil]

Here's a really bad taste Music Video which includes Golf & a Chick.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1iE0ZLr2rFc

[Tokyo-Saint]

[Bearsy]

i can't quite read the details tokyos. Did he go through with it?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Think so bear. These things you usually have to pay in advance so I guess he would feel obliged to. Unless of course he came up with some lame ass Rihanna perfume story.

[pap]

[Saint in Paradise]

Entertainment for Peter Rolih’s pre-wedding buck’s party was inspired by that famous scene of the woman expelling

the ping pong balls in the comedy film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. But this time the projectiles

were not little celluloid objects but something rather more solid. And when the scantily clad exotic dancer performed

her party trick – shooting dildos at the guests from her private parts, best man Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31,

found himself in the firing line. As the Rupert Murdoch owned Northern Territory News reports this morning, Mr Skumavc

was injured by the bullet-shaped, pink, sex toy – measuring about 12cm in length.

 

Mr Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at Mr Rolih’s wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the

artificial dong. The darting dildo drama unfolded on December 28 in a rented two-bedroom unit in Brisbane.

 

Mr Skumavc said about eight other friends joined Mr Rolih for the party. …

 

He said the pink projectile was flying an impressive 7m across the room and looping about 2m high.

 

“It wasn’t a strong shot (when it hit me in the head),” he said. “It probably just landed on an awkward sort of angle.”

 

“She was shooting it through the room from one corner to the other,” he said.

 

“Other people got it in their chest and knees. I was the only one bleeding. It was my turn and it landed straight on my forehead.

 

“She started apologising straight away but I just said it was fine … then I touched my forehead and there was blood.”

 

Mr Skumavc had difficulties describing the tearaway toy in detail.

 

“I don’t have a massive experience with dildos,” he said. The scars left by the offending object have since healed, but

Mr Skumavc said the story was still very much alive.

 

“People keep asking how close my face was (to cause that sort of injury),” he said. :lol:

 

http://blogs.crikey.com.au/thestump/2011/02/12/best-man-left-bleeding-after-being-hit-in-head-by-flying-dildo/

[Bearsy]

WARNING: This is pretty bad + graphic bout terrorists

 

[video=youtube_share;FsF3HspQY6A]

[Big Bad Bob]

WARNING: This is pretty bad + graphic bout terrorists

 

[video=youtube_share;FsF3HspQY6A]

 

Brilliant, had the office in stitches

[Tokyo-Saint]

Anyone heard from ladyboy Phil recently?

 

[dubai_phil]

WARNING: This is pretty bad + graphic bout terrorists

 

[video=youtube_share;FsF3HspQY6A]

 

That is brilliant.

 

Shame I can't post it or forward it to anyone from down here. Walls have ears and all that

[PhilippineSaint]

Anyone heard from ladyboy Phil recently?

 

 

Hi Tokes

 

No I am alive and well not attempted any homemade ladyboy operations.

 

It is probably happening a lot more often with the amount of guns and cheap alcohol down here than gets reported though.

 

Funniest thing saw recently was a sign on the entrance to the airport in Manila

 

" Please deposit your Firearms with the PNP desk inside the Terminal"

 

Could be easy access for any would be hijackers. I can just see them lining up like the scene from Airplane and the hysterical passenger certainly enough nuns here.

[saintbletch]

I was at my accountants yesterday and the two receptionists were chatting to each other as they watched the BBC news channel on the reception TV.

 

One of them looked at the banner going across the bottom of the screen which read "Muslim free school criticised... " and said:

 

"Muslim-free school? I didn't think they'd be allowed to do that in this day and age. They'll probably complain and be allowed back in." (my hyphen)

[saintbletch]

[dubai_phil]

Dear Bear.

 

I knows you love thick b1tches, and I knows y'all in Yoo K hate X Factor & Gary Barlow.

 

So for your delight & delectation here is a clip to show what Big Daddy Simon Cowell is up to on US X Factor and how famous he is now..... and featuring a REALLY dumb b1tch

 

warning this clip contains absolute NO graphic images and NO nudity.

 

Who are you?

Edited 18 October, 2013 by dubai_phil

[Tokyo-Saint]

Sorry Phil bear doesn't come on here any more as he is too much of a mainboard bigshot these days. His agent has even asked him to consider moving over to redcafe to enable him to reach a bigger audience. He hasn't been here for days and not posted any hot pics for months.

[dubai_phil]

Sorry Phil bear doesn't come on here any more as he is too much of a mainboard bigshot these days. His agent has even asked him to consider moving over to redcafe to enable him to reach a bigger audience. He hasn't been here for days and not posted any hot pics for months.

 

Shhhh it was a

 

[Bearsy]

Shhhh it was a

 

 

what is? Is it dude or something?

 

Here is good joke to play on Mrs. Double Penetrations:

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

Moral dilemma I already posted on the lounge.

[Bearsy]

what is the dilemma tokyos? Is she relation?

[Tokyo-Saint]

I'm not from portsmouth bear. It's milt's sister.

[Bearsy]

gotcha. What is the dilemma?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Do you bone a skate?

 

 

I once used to really fancy this girl from Chandler's Ford. I knew her brother... they were both skates. I don't think he was boning her as this tends to just happen on the island. I did feel a bit moral dilemma bad about getting in with her and feeling her up in what used be called the academy (no idea what it is now - one near rhino). This could be hangover of that problem.

[Bearsy]

oh right. Yeah I'd bone her i don't worry to much bout where birds is coming from, I'm not fussy. Mental hospitals, leper colonies, old people's homes... whatever. Bitches is bitches yo.

[Bearsy]

feeling her up in what used be called the academy (no idea what it is now - one near rhino).

 

wait.. i know what her "rhino" is, what is her academy?

[Tokyo-Saint]

other end

[Bearsy]

eww

[Tokyo-Saint]

I know.... like I said, moral dilemma right!

[saintbletch]

[pap]

I know.... like I said, moral dilemma right!

 

A dilemma, but not of the moral kind.

 

Would you rather poo a bong or smoke a poo?

 

I was asked this last night, along with many other either-or questions.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Alright?

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

Luis spots Breasy in the Anfield crowd.

 

[Spudders]

 

Like

[holepuncture]

 

Like

 

something you want to tell us, Kieron?

[Spudders]

something you want to tell us, Kieron?

 

Err, I meant I liked Tokyo’s amusing disrespecting of Bearsy rather than wishing to be tossed of by Luis Suraz. Thanks for drawing this lack of clarity to my attention!

[holepuncture]

Luis spots Breasy in the Anfield crowd.

 

 

 

Like

 

something you want to tell us, Kieron?

 

Err, I meant I liked Tokyo’s amusing disrespecting of Bearsy rather than wishing to be tossed of by Luis Suraz. Thanks for drawing this lack of clarity to my attention!

 

That’s fine, thank you. I was confused due to the muppet shows previous campaign to support gay posters rights to be openly gay on a message board, which was indeed a hugely successful campaign which continues to gain notoriety, particularly so in the Kemp Town district in Brighton. Hence why I was so surprised to you respond in such a homophobic manner, it just didn’t ring true.

 

Good luck with the LGBT-posters rights campaign.

[Tokyo-Saint]

previous campaign to support gay posters rights to be openly gay on a message board, which was indeed a hugely successful campaign

 

This is not a previous campaign and can confirm I am still wearing rainbow laces. Bear is still investigating famous gay hangouts and telling people that they are free to post on message boards this one or others without the fear of discrimination. We have just expanded the campaign to include Jewish people who may feel excluded and are looking into the idea of including people with one eye colour different from the other and people who walk with a swagger as well. I don't know if you have noticed but very few people have openly come out on the board admitting to this. Although we all suspect certain posters of it of course (hi Turks).

[Spudders]

That’s fine, thank you. I was confused due to the muppet shows previous campaign to support gay posters rights to be openly gay on a message board, which was indeed a hugely successful campaign which continues to gain notoriety, particularly so in the Kemp Town district in Brighton. Hence why I was so surprised to you respond in such a homophobic manner, it just didn’t ring true.

 

Good luck with the LGBT-posters rights campaign.

So you thought I was 'liking' a Suraz blowie, but you also though it was a homophobic response? You do know it's the homophobics that don't like the gays yeah? Do you mean you thought my response was "in such a homo manner"? Just ensure that whichever side of the fence you're on, you don't get confused if you go to any 'events' as you may get yourself into bother either way

[holepuncture]

This is not a previous campaign and can confirm I am still wearing rainbow laces. Bear is still investigating famous gay hangouts and telling people that they are free to post on message boards this one or others without the fear of discrimination. We have just expanded the campaign to include Jewish people who may feel excluded and are looking into the idea of including people with one eye colour different from the other and people who walk with a swagger as well. I don't know if you have noticed but very few people have openly come out on the board admitting to this. Although we all suspect certain posters of it of course (hi Turks).

 

Thats fine Tokes, well done to you. I however like to go one step further and show appreciation and understanding of our Papoutsiphobia-LGBT posters, by wearing these:

 

 

Is there any reason why you continue to exclude lesbian, bi-sexual and transgender posters in your campaign (my campaign is inclusive of them all.. ), by which you are explicitly endorsing the discrimination of lesbian, bi-sexual and transgender posters?

 

So you thought I was 'liking' a Suraz blowie, but you also though it was a homophobic response? You do know it's the homophobics that don't like the gays yeah? Do you mean you thought my response was "in such a homo manner"? Just ensure that whichever side of the fence you're on, you don't get confused if you go to any 'events' as you may get yourself into bother either way

 

The sarcastic nature of your reply has some viscious undertones in my opinion, something others may be very uncomfortable about as LGBT posters Spud. I suspect you are a victim of phobophobia

 

All I can suggest is tip down your pink sombrero, and think of England.

[pap]

I'm playing Bigot Bingo.

 

I've got the racism and the homophobia.

 

Can holepuncture say something disparaging about women? I'm sweating here.

[Big Bad Bob]

I'm playing Bigot Bingo.

 

I've got the racism and the homophobia.

 

Can holepuncture say something disparaging about women? I'm sweating here.

 

There's no place in this world for misandry you know..