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Please stay out of my implosion. I only want to talk to pap. And he needs to clap like a seal. If he doesn't, I'll jump into the thread called "Rebecca Swanston". It is currently 39 threads below this so I would instantly be smeared all over TMS. Happy cleaning, peeps!

 

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Step off the ledge, Lazlo.

 

Your latest submission did not tickle the collective funny bone of your fellow muppets. I find in this situation it's best NOT to make a big thing of it.

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Step off the ledge, Lazlo.

 

Your latest submission did not tickle the collective funny bone of your fellow muppets. I find in this situation it's best NOT to make a big thing of it.

 

It is too late for a peaceful solution. I have chosen this path and now all the muppets are standing there and looking at me from below. (Please tell me, why is that bear chanting "Jump! Jump! Jump!"? Does he really want to steal the blood spattered clothing from my corpse?)...

 

Also, please refrain from making posts with combinations of the words "tickle", "collective", "funny", and "bone" in threads that are not about scantily clad females. It is very disconcerting... well, not that it really makes a difference out here on the ledge...

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Helen Flanagan First Topless Shoot

 

this is the front page headline in sun today! Obv I bought a copy. I spose we all did. I found the actual pictures a bit underwhelming tho! She is pictured topless in shower, she has towel covering her vag but you get full view on her nipples. They are quite small looking nipples, I thought. The main problem is it looks more like drawing than photo, i spose is too heavily airbrush. I will try and crack one out on her boobs later tho, seeing as how I paid 20p for them I want to get value for money. I will let you know how I get on!

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Helen Flanagan First Topless Shoot

 

this is the front page headline in sun today! Obv I bought a copy. I spose we all did. I found the actual pictures a bit underwhelming tho! She is pictured topless in shower, she has towel covering her vag but you get full view on her nipples. They are quite small looking nipples, I thought. The main problem is it looks more like drawing than photo, i spose is too heavily airbrush. I will try and crack one out on her boobs later tho, seeing as how I paid 20p for them I want to get value for money. I will let you know how I get on!

 

Are you sure StLazlo didn't take the photos with his hi-def SLR camera...

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Back of the net. Google just saved me 20p. I am not too into her though. Reasons:

 

1) Isn't she boning Arge from Made in Essex?

2) Isn't she mental?

3) Doesn't she also look mental, like a kind of even more mental Hannah Minx?[/img]

 

dumb+mental is what i require of my celebrity spank fodder! What do you look for, intelligent+sensible, like Judi Dench or something?

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Not sure about mental Bear. I had a bad experience with a hot mental girl when I was 18 and ever since, I have had a kind of alarm in my brain saying don't go near them. I am sure Helen probably has an alarm that goes off If I go near her too. Therefore, I don't really think it is going to work out between us. With regret, I'm out.

 

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Helen Flanagan First Topless Shoot

 

this is the front page headline in sun today! Obv I bought a copy. I spose we all did. I found the actual pictures a bit underwhelming tho! She is pictured topless in shower, she has towel covering her vag but you get full view on her nipples. They are quite small looking nipples, I thought. The main problem is it looks more like drawing than photo, i spose is too heavily airbrush. I will try and crack one out on her boobs later tho, seeing as how I paid 20p for them I want to get value for money. I will let you know how I get on!

 

Not possible...

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2109889/Helen-Flanagan-defends-plunging-necklines.html

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hCA6925CB

 

An XBOX 360 owner on Twitter was giving it large because he got the FIFA demo before the PS3 crowd.

 

I replied to him. Said I remembered when I was poor enough to be a fanboy.

 

That's basically all it is, although I find the phenomenon more prevalent with phones these days. Most serious gamers I know have at least one of every machine.

 

Gotta catch 'em all.

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Back of the net. Google just saved me 20p. I am not too into her though. Reasons:

 

1) Isn't she boning Arge from Made in Essex?

2) Isn't she mental?

3) Doesn't she also look mental, like a kind of even more mental Hannah Minx?

 

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Don't know about Hannah Minx, but getting a strong Daryl Hannah -> BladeRunner vibe off this one.

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:lol: where is barry lately? I sometimes read a whole main board thread without seeing him say something dumb!

 

Still there, peering through the window.

 

His post count has dried up significantly though.

 

Any bets on a new poster emerging soon with a similar posting style and most importantly, post frequency?

 

I think this vessel is done :)

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Still there, peering through the window.

 

His post count has dried up significantly though.

 

Any bets on a new poster emerging soon with a similar posting style and most importantly, post frequency?

 

I think this vessel is done :)

 

Oh pap you and your self righteous suspicion, there could be many reasons for me not posting.

You still think I'm Dune, I still think your a paranoid short person.

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:lol: where is barry lately? I sometimes read a whole main board thread without seeing him say something dumb!

 

I dont post and people miss me, I post and people tell me to go away, there are some strange people on here, I tell thee, I suspect there is more long hair and grease behind these keyboards than at a Motorhead concert.

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Oh pap you and your self righteous suspicion, there could be many reasons for me not posting.

You still think I'm Dune, I still think your a paranoid short person.

 

That's fine mate. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

 

Can't argue with the short comment physically, but I'm happy enough with life's lottery ticket.

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Hey everyone!

 

Did you miss me?

 

I'm back home now, jetlagged to hell and worked til I drop. Are we playing Brighton soon?

 

Are the boys having a long weekend down there? Or did they just watch theat episode of Family Guy where Quagmire got married to a Hooker who'd only divorce him if he proved he was gay by banging Peter Griffin and the family were all watching on the web cam?

 

Maybe I need a Bullfrog

 

OK zzzz time

I'm trying to work things out and I'm a but slow with the lack of sleep and all that

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When are you two going to lace up those rainbow laces and meet for that drink down the docks?

 

My opportunities are limited right now. Spending a lot of time outside of the 'Pool. Also, Barry is housebound. He made the mistake of having a telephone conversation by his front door. As a consequence, his hallway is full of ****. He has to be dug out first.

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Lols that's the second time today yo!

 

PAEDO BEAR NEWS

 

so im writing story on one of them fanfiction type sites. My story is bout a girl what can see ghosts or whatever. So far I've got one fan, she is 14yo girl from america. We have whole pm chats + everything!

 

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Anyway this is the opinions of my actual gf from last night:

 

BIRD: What's so funny? Ur bleeding saintsweb again i spose?

BEAR: Nah I'm chatting with Amy.

BIRD: Who's bleeding Amy?

BEAR: My internet friend.

BIRD: (sour-face) What are you talking about?

BEAR: She likes that story i wrote.

BIRD: (makes face - she thinks my story is gay) Are you gonna be long?

BEAR: No she is got to do her homework now.

 

Bird is now lols and calling me grooming! She is not understanding my special relationship with 14yo girls in america!

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