Lazlo78 Posted 6 September, 2013 Share Posted 6 September, 2013 Where is pap?! Is he on his way?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 6 September, 2013 Share Posted 6 September, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 6 September, 2013 Share Posted 6 September, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 6 September, 2013 Share Posted 6 September, 2013 Please stay out of my implosion. I only want to talk to pap. And he needs to clap like a seal. If he doesn't, I'll jump into the thread called "Rebecca Swanston". It is currently 39 threads below this so I would instantly be smeared all over TMS. Happy cleaning, peeps! Step off the ledge, Lazlo. Your latest submission did not tickle the collective funny bone of your fellow muppets. I find in this situation it's best NOT to make a big thing of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 6 September, 2013 Share Posted 6 September, 2013 Step off the ledge, Lazlo. Your latest submission did not tickle the collective funny bone of your fellow muppets. I find in this situation it's best NOT to make a big thing of it. It is too late for a peaceful solution. I have chosen this path and now all the muppets are standing there and looking at me from below. (Please tell me, why is that bear chanting "Jump! Jump! Jump!"? Does he really want to steal the blood spattered clothing from my corpse?)... Also, please refrain from making posts with combinations of the words "tickle", "collective", "funny", and "bone" in threads that are not about scantily clad females. It is very disconcerting... well, not that it really makes a difference out here on the ledge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 9 September, 2013 Share Posted 9 September, 2013 I know you are a big fan of the baby Jesus bear, so when I saw this innocently browsing the internet, I thought you'd be interested... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 September, 2013 Share Posted 9 September, 2013 i don't understand, is it butt plug for baby jesus, or using baby jesus as butt-plug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 September, 2013 Share Posted 9 September, 2013 I am gonna try this one on bird tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 September, 2013 Share Posted 9 September, 2013 or maybe i can get her to try this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 September, 2013 Share Posted 9 September, 2013 i do not think i have big enough tv to pull this off tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 9 September, 2013 Share Posted 9 September, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 9 September, 2013 Share Posted 9 September, 2013 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2416088/Transgender-German-man-Europe-baby-boy-following-home-birth.html Unidentified man gave birth in March to a boy at home in Berlin's Neukoellin district The father was born a woman and has taken hormones to be a man Discuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 9 September, 2013 Share Posted 9 September, 2013 Remind us where your stag was again Phil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 September, 2013 Share Posted 10 September, 2013 Helen Flanagan First Topless Shoot this is the front page headline in sun today! Obv I bought a copy. I spose we all did. I found the actual pictures a bit underwhelming tho! She is pictured topless in shower, she has towel covering her vag but you get full view on her nipples. They are quite small looking nipples, I thought. The main problem is it looks more like drawing than photo, i spose is too heavily airbrush. I will try and crack one out on her boobs later tho, seeing as how I paid 20p for them I want to get value for money. I will let you know how I get on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 10 September, 2013 Share Posted 10 September, 2013 Helen Flanagan First Topless Shoot this is the front page headline in sun today! Obv I bought a copy. I spose we all did. I found the actual pictures a bit underwhelming tho! She is pictured topless in shower, she has towel covering her vag but you get full view on her nipples. They are quite small looking nipples, I thought. The main problem is it looks more like drawing than photo, i spose is too heavily airbrush. I will try and crack one out on her boobs later tho, seeing as how I paid 20p for them I want to get value for money. I will let you know how I get on! Are you sure StLazlo didn't take the photos with his hi-def SLR camera... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 10 September, 2013 Share Posted 10 September, 2013 Remind us where your stag was again Phil? Phew, was only 5 months ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 September, 2013 Share Posted 10 September, 2013 Back of the net. Google just saved me 20p. I am not too into her though. Reasons: 1) Isn't she boning Arge from Made in Essex? 2) Isn't she mental? 3) Doesn't she also look mental, like a kind of even more mental Hannah Minx? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 September, 2013 Share Posted 10 September, 2013 Bearsy poster found in Topshop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 September, 2013 Share Posted 10 September, 2013 Back of the net. Google just saved me 20p. I am not too into her though. Reasons: 1) Isn't she boning Arge from Made in Essex? 2) Isn't she mental? 3) Doesn't she also look mental, like a kind of even more mental Hannah Minx?[/img] dumb+mental is what i require of my celebrity spank fodder! What do you look for, intelligent+sensible, like Judi Dench or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 10 September, 2013 Share Posted 10 September, 2013 dumb+mental is what i require of my celebrity spank fodder! What do you look for, intelligent+sensible, like Judi Dench or something? Helen Mirren, she'll do it for me *every* time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 September, 2013 Share Posted 10 September, 2013 Not sure about mental Bear. I had a bad experience with a hot mental girl when I was 18 and ever since, I have had a kind of alarm in my brain saying don't go near them. I am sure Helen probably has an alarm that goes off If I go near her too. Therefore, I don't really think it is going to work out between us. With regret, I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 September, 2013 Share Posted 10 September, 2013 I had a bad experience with a hot mental ladyboy when I was 18 story pls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 September, 2013 Share Posted 10 September, 2013 You're looking for RP saint with those types of story bear. I will start "It was really really dark that night and I was really really drunk...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 September, 2013 Share Posted 10 September, 2013 Here's a pic of the lads having a great night out. Both guys look to be enjoying themselves... where's the harm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 10 September, 2013 Share Posted 10 September, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 September, 2013 Share Posted 12 September, 2013 [video=youtube_share;1piuJzS7H-4] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 13 September, 2013 Share Posted 13 September, 2013 Helen Flanagan First Topless Shoot this is the front page headline in sun today! Obv I bought a copy. I spose we all did. I found the actual pictures a bit underwhelming tho! She is pictured topless in shower, she has towel covering her vag but you get full view on her nipples. They are quite small looking nipples, I thought. The main problem is it looks more like drawing than photo, i spose is too heavily airbrush. I will try and crack one out on her boobs later tho, seeing as how I paid 20p for them I want to get value for money. I will let you know how I get on! Not possible... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2109889/Helen-Flanagan-defends-plunging-necklines.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 September, 2013 Share Posted 13 September, 2013 An XBOX 360 owner on Twitter was giving it large because he got the FIFA demo before the PS3 crowd. I replied to him. Said I remembered when I was poor enough to be a fanboy. That's basically all it is, although I find the phenomenon more prevalent with phones these days. Most serious gamers I know have at least one of every machine. Gotta catch 'em all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 September, 2013 Share Posted 13 September, 2013 Back of the net. Google just saved me 20p. I am not too into her though. Reasons: 1) Isn't she boning Arge from Made in Essex? 2) Isn't she mental? 3) Doesn't she also look mental, like a kind of even more mental Hannah Minx? Don't know about Hannah Minx, but getting a strong Daryl Hannah -> BladeRunner vibe off this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 September, 2013 Share Posted 13 September, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 September, 2013 Share Posted 13 September, 2013 where is barry lately? I sometimes read a whole main board thread without seeing him say something dumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 13 September, 2013 Share Posted 13 September, 2013 where is barry lately? I sometimes read a whole main board thread without seeing him say something dumb! Still there, peering through the window. His post count has dried up significantly though. Any bets on a new poster emerging soon with a similar posting style and most importantly, post frequency? I think this vessel is done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 13 September, 2013 Share Posted 13 September, 2013 Do you think that bloke at the top of the page could use a breather. He's been at it non-stop for a week now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 16 September, 2013 Share Posted 16 September, 2013 Tokyo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 September, 2013 Share Posted 16 September, 2013 Father in law, not granddad. I'm not a pervert FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 16 September, 2013 Share Posted 16 September, 2013 Still there, peering through the window. His post count has dried up significantly though. Any bets on a new poster emerging soon with a similar posting style and most importantly, post frequency? I think this vessel is done Oh pap you and your self righteous suspicion, there could be many reasons for me not posting. You still think I'm Dune, I still think your a paranoid short person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 16 September, 2013 Share Posted 16 September, 2013 where is barry lately? I sometimes read a whole main board thread without seeing him say something dumb! I dont post and people miss me, I post and people tell me to go away, there are some strange people on here, I tell thee, I suspect there is more long hair and grease behind these keyboards than at a Motorhead concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 16 September, 2013 Share Posted 16 September, 2013 Oh pap you and your self righteous suspicion, there could be many reasons for me not posting. You still think I'm Dune, I still think your a paranoid short person. That's fine mate. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Can't argue with the short comment physically, but I'm happy enough with life's lottery ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 September, 2013 Share Posted 17 September, 2013 When are you two going to lace up those rainbow laces and meet for that drink down the docks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 September, 2013 Share Posted 17 September, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 17 September, 2013 Share Posted 17 September, 2013 Barry is pap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 17 September, 2013 Share Posted 17 September, 2013 Hey everyone! Did you miss me? I'm back home now, jetlagged to hell and worked til I drop. Are we playing Brighton soon? Are the boys having a long weekend down there? Or did they just watch theat episode of Family Guy where Quagmire got married to a Hooker who'd only divorce him if he proved he was gay by banging Peter Griffin and the family were all watching on the web cam? Maybe I need a Bullfrog OK zzzz time I'm trying to work things out and I'm a but slow with the lack of sleep and all that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 18 September, 2013 Share Posted 18 September, 2013 When are you two going to lace up those rainbow laces and meet for that drink down the docks? My opportunities are limited right now. Spending a lot of time outside of the 'Pool. Also, Barry is housebound. He made the mistake of having a telephone conversation by his front door. As a consequence, his hallway is full of ****. He has to be dug out first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 September, 2013 Share Posted 20 September, 2013 Inappropriate bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 20 September, 2013 Share Posted 20 September, 2013 Lols that's the second time today yo! PAEDO BEAR NEWS so im writing story on one of them fanfiction type sites. My story is bout a girl what can see ghosts or whatever. So far I've got one fan, she is 14yo girl from america. We have whole pm chats + everything! Anyway this is the opinions of my actual gf from last night: BIRD: What's so funny? Ur bleeding saintsweb again i spose? BEAR: Nah I'm chatting with Amy. BIRD: Who's bleeding Amy? BEAR: My internet friend. BIRD: (sour-face) What are you talking about? BEAR: She likes that story i wrote. BIRD: (makes face - she thinks my story is gay) Are you gonna be long? BEAR: No she is got to do her homework now. Bird is now lols and calling me grooming! She is not understanding my special relationship with 14yo girls in america! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 September, 2013 Share Posted 20 September, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 September, 2013 Share Posted 23 September, 2013 [video=youtube_share;fCZgw12m8lw]http://youtu.be/fCZgw12m8lw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 September, 2013 Share Posted 23 September, 2013 That was pretty funny tokyos! That was me explaining how come when you turn on my TV it's on Babestation channel and I'm like oh yeah if there is powercut it just resets to random channel... Srsly it does! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 September, 2013 Share Posted 23 September, 2013 That's why men and motors was invented in the old days bear. Cause when she switched on the TV in the morning it just looked like you had been watching repeats of top gear and not shanghai Sluts take Bangkok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 September, 2013 Share Posted 23 September, 2013 Yeah good point. I think it's a design fault with tv design tho. I was in hotel recently turned on TV and it was on porn channel, which was an uncomfortable reminder that immediately prior to my arrival Lenny Henry had been jacking it in my bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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