pap Posted 25 June, 2013 Share Posted 25 June, 2013 haha i was trying to think of who would have least possible interest in our stadium plans but MLG already has Celtic covered, so then i thought Justin Bieber fans but couldn't find a good forum. I think this should be long running saga, prob needs it's own thread yo! The formula has to be the same every time: First you ask question plausible to the forum ur on, but crucially we have to have an inkling where it's going. I.e. on Jesus forum you would say "What is the best place of worship?" Then you wait for a "bite" Then you unleash the full MLG in excruciating detail! Everyone has to do one! Is mandatory! Hey wow. Someone on that thread seems clued up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 June, 2013 Share Posted 25 June, 2013 lols! I'm going out now but i think MLG will prob be back on the Jonas Bros forum later providing "Dell Sized Mentality" with exhaustive + convincing details! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 June, 2013 Share Posted 25 June, 2013 That thread's still bubbling away bear. Apart from the miles whatever football manager videothon threads, this could be MLGs most popular thread eva! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 26 June, 2013 Share Posted 26 June, 2013 I like how almost everyone else on that thread mentions a venue with a corporation's name in its title. This is perhaps where MLG and Cortese are going wrong. I think we'll all agree that as a moniker, St Mary's Stadium isn't quite as catchy as "Target Center" or "HP Pavilion". Maybe corporate re-branding is the way forward. Would Jonas play St Mary's if it was called the McDonalds Chicken McNugget Center (sic)? I think they would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 June, 2013 Share Posted 26 June, 2013 The Anusol Apmithreatre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 26 June, 2013 Share Posted 26 June, 2013 The Anusol Apmithreatre. Ha, ms pap got her first true taste of middle age a few months ago. She had to buy some of the aforementioned product. I trailed her around TESCO repeatedly saying the word "Anusol" in her shell-like. She wasn't happy by the time we'd reached the tills, or indeed, chilled foods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 June, 2013 Share Posted 26 June, 2013 You trying to tell us you did your mrs up the bum on her 40th birthday Paps? If you did, you really shouldn't ridicule her round TESCO about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 June, 2013 Share Posted 26 June, 2013 haha tokyos that is just what i thought! Next time I'm shopping with bird, or even just see a hot bird in supermarket, I'm gonna follow her round sinisterly whispering "anal lubes, anal lubes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 26 June, 2013 Share Posted 26 June, 2013 You trying to tell us you did your mrs up the bum on her 40th birthday Paps? If you did, you really shouldn't ridicule her round TESCO about it! Nah, piles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Fred Posted 26 June, 2013 Share Posted 26 June, 2013 Nah, piles. That's what happens if you're too tight with the lube! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 26 June, 2013 Share Posted 26 June, 2013 That's what happens if you're too tight with the lube! You got an a hole like a bunch of grapes?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Fred Posted 26 June, 2013 Share Posted 26 June, 2013 You got an a hole like a bunch of grapes?? hmmm dug a hole with little hope of getting out here......No grapes for me and none for the missus either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 27 June, 2013 Share Posted 27 June, 2013 [video=youtube;Ju1M-SQLBro] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 June, 2013 Share Posted 27 June, 2013 I'm getting worried about you bear - 5:30 am! Is your new job a milkman? Or is 24 hr posting all part of the MLG persona? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 27 June, 2013 Share Posted 27 June, 2013 yeah my hours been a bit irregular since the drive-thru went 24hr If u want to watch infanticide videos at 5:30am tho, I'm ur bear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 June, 2013 Share Posted 27 June, 2013 Killer! Yeah I did think that when I saw the advert bout people having mc ds breakfast at like 6am while telling people they are going to be a dad or whatever. Some poor bear has to be there even earlier to make fast food breakfasts for the nutritionally defunked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 27 June, 2013 Share Posted 27 June, 2013 the worst is the business c*nts who come thru in their mercedes or whatever, and is then making a massive fuss when I'm overcharging them a couple of quid. I call it service charge yo, but they ain't "lovin' it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 27 June, 2013 Share Posted 27 June, 2013 (edited) They probably don't like Bearsy charge as it's difficult to justify on work expense claims. I also have trouble convincing my employers that the extra few quid on everything I claim for is genuine and not just me making up Bearsy tax. The good thing is I can now scan and use your post above for my Mc D's breakfast submissions. Can you also post a post saying you are charging extras on all costas, starbucks, stationary, restaurant meals and also that you are making me drive an extra 50 miles for all road trips to avoid roadworks, cheers Bear. Please also can you post about extra 10% Bearsy tax you've been charging on all Mercedes parts, thanks yo Edited 27 June, 2013 by Spudders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 27 June, 2013 Share Posted 27 June, 2013 I can confirm the following Bearsy service charges applicable nationwide as of 27/06/2013: Drivers of Mercedes/Audi/BMW or other c*ntmobile: £1.00 surcharge + 15% final bill + 5% for card payments People who i don't like ur face or if you call me "pal": You will be automatically parked up + made to wait for ur order People too fat to be eating fast foods: £2.00 surcharge + half ur fries will be "missing" + 95% of ur large drink will be just ice People ordering more than two meals or making any special requests i.e. "no gherkin in burger": £2.50 c*nt tax, plus your order will be automatically subject to being f*cked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 June, 2013 Share Posted 27 June, 2013 I like the people that call you 'pal' charge bear. I live in an area with loads of toffs wandering around and trying to get places in pubs etc. This means I get called 'chap' more than I'd like i.e. "excuse me chap, can I just squeeze through here with my jig of pims?". Do you have a surcharge or punishment for people who use the term 'chap'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 27 June, 2013 Share Posted 27 June, 2013 I can confirm the following Bearsy service charges applicable nationwide as of 27/06/2013: Drivers of Mercedes/Audi/BMW or other c*ntmobile: £1.00 surcharge + 15% final bill + 5% for card payments People who i don't like ur face or if you call me "pal": You will be automatically parked up + made to wait for ur order People too fat to be eating fast foods: £2.00 surcharge + half ur fries will be "missing" + 95% of ur large drink will be just ice People ordering more than two meals or making any special requests i.e. "no gherkin in burger": £2.50 c*nt tax, plus your order will be automatically subject to being f*cked up These seem to be geared up towards inconveniencing fatsos and c#nts, rather than helping the every day man on the street claim additional non specific expense claims from their employers. Like many budgets, this hasn't really gone how I'd have liked Oh well, I'm gonna go down to the drive through and watch fat people complain about small fries portions, that's a small win for fattists like myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 27 June, 2013 Share Posted 27 June, 2013 I like the people that call you 'pal' charge bear. I live in an area with loads of toffs wandering around and trying to get places in pubs etc. This means I get called 'chap' more than I'd like i.e. "excuse me chap, can I just squeeze through here with my jig of pims?". Do you have a surcharge or punishment for people who use the term 'chap'? What is this new "jig of pims", is it some sort of naked male bonding dance that the toffs use? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 27 June, 2013 Share Posted 27 June, 2013 Lol [video=youtube_share;_kLfa6G0ofw]http://youtu.be/_kLfa6G0ofw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 30 June, 2013 Share Posted 30 June, 2013 Apparently we're looking at a Frickin Erection from Ecuador. Stands almost 6 feet tall, good with the head. Has some thrust issues with Cortese though :-/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 1 July, 2013 Share Posted 1 July, 2013 Apparently we're looking at a Frickin Erection from Ecuador. Stands almost 6 feet tall, good with the head. Has some thrust issues with Cortese though :-/ Golf fan's clap for this effort. Juvenile, but some nice punnery at play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 1 July, 2013 Share Posted 1 July, 2013 Golf fan's clap for this effort. Juvenile, but some nice punnery at play. I may lack finesse, but to my excuse I'm working in a second language here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 1 July, 2013 Share Posted 1 July, 2013 I may lack finesse, but to my excuse I'm working in a second language here Then I upgrade my clap. Imagine a morbidly obese fellow excitedly clapping like a seal after a waiter delivers the entire desserts menu to the table. That is my new level of approval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 1 July, 2013 Share Posted 1 July, 2013 In my mind, you are now 'pap the brony' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 1 July, 2013 Share Posted 1 July, 2013 I've been called worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 1 July, 2013 Share Posted 1 July, 2013 I've been called whore Yes undoubtedly, but I think it's unfair to pick on you for having business acumen to go with that throbbing member of yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 1 July, 2013 Share Posted 1 July, 2013 The gizoogled version of the HCDAJFU thread is much better http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.saintsweb.co.uk%2Fshowthread.php%3F44154-Summer-2013-HCDAJFU-Transfer-thread%2Fpage71%23.UdF1sGS9Kc0&se=Search#.UdF1zGS9Kc0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 1 July, 2013 Share Posted 1 July, 2013 The gizoogled version of the HCDAJFU thread is much better http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.saintsweb.co.uk%2Fshowthread.php%3F44154-Summer-2013-HCDAJFU-Transfer-thread%2Fpage71%23.UdF1sGS9Kc0&se=Search#.UdF1zGS9Kc0 Strangely any post by Bear is unaffected.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 1 July, 2013 Share Posted 1 July, 2013 Strangely any post by Bear is unaffected.... LOL - "Think he one of dem charactas dat try ta find rascist overtones up in every last mutha****in thang dat is holla'd" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 1 July, 2013 Share Posted 1 July, 2013 Wanyama. Which comparison is most apt: - Django Unchained (if he has kil.. fired his agent and gone on a rampage in the highlands) - 50 shades (lots of uninteresting stalling when there is just one important question: no not if a curtain pole will fit in his behind, but if the contract will eventually be signed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 2 July, 2013 Share Posted 2 July, 2013 Does anyone have any advice on moving into the former home of an 80s soap star? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 2 July, 2013 Share Posted 2 July, 2013 Does anyone have any advice on moving into the former home of an 80s soap star? Given your location, I'd ultrasound the patio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 2 July, 2013 Share Posted 2 July, 2013 Does anyone have any advice on moving into the former home of an 80s soap star? Disinfectant everywhere, even the ceiling and do the living room twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 2 July, 2013 Share Posted 2 July, 2013 Given your location, I'd ultrasound the patio. lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 2 July, 2013 Share Posted 2 July, 2013 Given your location, I'd ultrasound the patio. Good advice for two reasons. 1) I can confirm that we are moving into a former Brookie actor's gaff. 2) It's virtually all patio, mate - even the front garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 2 July, 2013 Share Posted 2 July, 2013 Good advice for two reasons. 1) I can confirm that we are moving into a former Brookie actor's gaff. 2) It's virtually all patio, mate - even the front garden. Thought so. Let me guess. Is there a patch in the middle of the patio, say about 6 feet by 2 feet, where the weeds have grown particularly vigorously? If so, never agree to let Time Team come and dig for Roman coins or the skeleton of the original Liver bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 2 July, 2013 Share Posted 2 July, 2013 Thought so. Let me guess. Is there a patch in the middle of the patio, say about 6 feet by 2 feet, where the weeds have grown particularly vigorously? If so, never agree to let Time Team come and dig for Roman coins or the skeleton of the original Liver bird. Don't think I'll have time for any of that. I'm currently trying to find 80s bling, a Mark IV Cortina (shamelessly customised) and a large gold medallion. Opportunities like this don't come along very often; I plan to live as an 80s soap star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 2 July, 2013 Share Posted 2 July, 2013 Don't think I'll have time for any of that. I'm currently trying to find 80s bling, a Mark IV Cortina (shamelessly customised) and a large gold medallion. Opportunities like this don't come along very often; I plan to live as an 80s soap star. Gillian "blow-job in a car" Taylforth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 2 July, 2013 Share Posted 2 July, 2013 Gillian "blow-job in a car" Taylforth? I was going to answer this seriously, but after seeing Taylforth's name mentioned for the second time today, I can only assume that this is the start of her latest comeback and funds-deprived, she's getting posters on football forums (like yourself) to chirp fondly about her finest moments. Shame on you, bletch. Always had you pegged as a man who couldn't be bought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 2 July, 2013 Share Posted 2 July, 2013 (edited) I was going to answer this seriously, but after seeing Taylforth's name mentioned for the second time today, I can only assume that this is the start of her latest comeback and funds-deprived, she's getting posters on football forums (like yourself) to chirp fondly about her finest moments. Shame on you, bletch. Always had you pegged as a man who couldn't be bought! Everyman has his price pap. And mine was Gill (as I now call her) climbing unannounced into my car in Winchester last week, wearing some luscious pink lipstick, carrying a box of hankies and some post-fellatial tic-tacs. Edited 2 July, 2013 by saintbletch Typos (tablet keyboard) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Peels Posted 5 July, 2013 Share Posted 5 July, 2013 As a long time lurker, this is my favourite thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 July, 2013 Share Posted 5 July, 2013 (edited) *sigh* another kick in the teeth for brett's "He man was a great singer" thread . Edited 5 July, 2013 by Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 5 July, 2013 Share Posted 5 July, 2013 Hi Peels, welcome to the off topic rimming thread. How long have you been lurking for? Have you heard Bearsy has been moving rapidly downwards in the muppet show cools chart due to being outted as a pikey. This is a good time for you to jump balls deep into muppet tasks & become Bears nemesis. Post pics of boobs for quick reputations points from Tokyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Peels Posted 5 July, 2013 Share Posted 5 July, 2013 Hi Peels, welcome to the off topic rimming thread. How long have you been lurking for? Have you heard Bearsy has been moving rapidly downwards in the muppet show cools chart due to being outted as a pikey. This is a good time for you to jump balls deep into muppet tasks & become Bears nemesis. Post pics of boobs for quick reputations points from Tokyo Oh I know all of this. I've been lurking for longer than you can imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 5 July, 2013 Share Posted 5 July, 2013 Hi Peels, welcome to the off topic rimming thread. How long have you been lurking for? Have you heard Bearsy has been moving rapidly downwards in the muppet show cools chart due to being outted as a pikey. This is a good time for you to jump balls deep into muppet tasks & become Bears nemesis. Post pics of boobs for quick reputations points from Tokyo But make sure to mask the nips, don't want no 'fractions, yos. Actually better stop using yos, Bears is such a price pikey he's starting to charge commission every time it's used... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 5 July, 2013 Share Posted 5 July, 2013 Oh I know all of this. I've been lurking for longer than you can imagine. Dunno, I can imagine back at least as far as a Delorean with a flux capacitor installed & a spare 1.21 gigawatts of power could travel. In face without being a big head, I can probably imagine back forever, or even +1 day before forever. -1 reputations points to Peels for questioning muppet show regular imaginations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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