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Thats its ................how the feck did you do that ? Tried insert pic and linking to it and all bloody hell let loose !

 

Ah well, you were probably linking to the page, not the image in it.

 

Right click on the image and then 'Copy Image URL' and then past that into the link image dialogue and then Big Bad Bob's your Uncle, maybe

 

Mind you in your first one they'd blocked right clicking on the page so then I had to use Developer Tools and then inspect the element to find out what the URL was, seemples

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That golf ball stuff was taken straight off the Pdiddy bad boys for life video.

 

Wonder if NA turned up in a hog when he first moved down from Scunny?

 

The depiction of Nige as something out of a psychological thriller was hilarious.

 

I remember NA taking off on a journo who said "well, a week ago, you were getting sacked...."

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I might start Pming someone on here at the same time each day saying "what's wrong with you?" see if I can get them to have a forum breakdown and then nick their job. Maybe a mod or something.

 

Pick yourself up Tokes, you're a f**king mess. What's wrong with you?

 

Rather fun, that. Your PM idea sounds like a belter apart from the psychological cruelty.

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I might change it to, what isn't wrong with you then.

 

Even longer list mate. I tend to balance the downers with hyperbolic self-assessments backed up by unlikely stories, such as the time I beat Hulk Hogan at thumb wars.

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What was wrong with him?

 

Well he spent so much time geeing himself up, shouting things like "oh brother!" And "whatcha going to do when the Hulk thumb pins you?!" that I managed to get a quick pin in.

 

I also switched refs, using the ref's evil twin ( believe it or not, they did the evil twin ref thing back in the day. Was awesome ).

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These really aren't clear, they don't define what is & what isn't porn! Obviously a photo of a dirty girl sucking off a monkey is porn, but in my opinion a picture of woman's boobie isn't porn! Are boobies porn Mike?

 

if you want to look at pics of boobies etc there are plenty of other websites you can visit (just look in your favourites :)

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These really aren't clear, they don't define what is & what isn't porn! Obviously a photo of a dirty girl sucking off a monkey is porn, but in my opinion a picture of woman's boobie isn't porn! Are boobies porn Mike?

 

Hi spuds i know you're busy trolling justmikes and sorry to interrupt but I've been thinking bout this and porn is if you'd minimise screen when ur mum walks in.

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if you want to look at pics of boobies etc there are plenty of other websites you can visit (just look in your favourites :)

 

i don't just want to look at boobies tho! i want to show pictures of boobies to my saintsweb mates so we can discuss how nice they is/isn't

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i don't just want to look at boobies tho! i want to show pictures of boobies to my saintsweb mates so we can discuss how nice they is/isn't

 

talking of boobies, I see that Justin Bielber (whoever that might be) is in trouble for grabbing a fan's tits. Now in my day a popular music star would only make headlines for not grabbing any stray tits that strayed into sight. Don't know what the world is coming to. In fact in my youth it was considered ungentlemanly not to grope some unknown girl in the lunch queue at the Uni refectory.

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i don't just want to look at boobies tho! i want to show pictures of boobies to my saintsweb mates so we can discuss how nice they is/isn't

 

Me too. Also why was my octoporn stuff deleted. No bOobs or fannies, just two birds snogging with an octopus on their head. Usual stuff really. I think it should be like babe station. Boobs are ok, but fannies aren't. Can we have a poll on this please mike? The rules should be for the benefit of the users and we the users like boobs and then talking about them with each other and then putting up minging ones and saying things like its Bearsy's bird and stuff like that. Please mike!

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i don't just want to look at boobies tho! i want to show pictures of boobies to my saintsweb mates so we can discuss how nice they is/isn't

This perfectly sums up my feelings too. Whilst waiting for Mike to be honest (and realistic) I'm going to add a reputations point to you my friend!

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talking of boobies, I see that Justin Bielber (whoever that might be) is in trouble for grabbing a fan's tits. Now in my day a popular music star would only make headlines for not grabbing any stray tits that strayed into sight. Don't know what the world is coming to. In fact in my youth it was considered ungentlemanly not to grope some unknown girl in the lunch queue at the Uni refectory.

 

Guys,can we please never mention the Bieber name again...

 

I'm working my manboobs off to get Bearsy "The Job of the Century" simply because it might get me off the Stag Weekend nightmare. My every waking hour is haunted by farking Bieber. FMDP even got me a Bieber Cushion for the sofa & lunch box.

 

It is NOT funny. Why couldn't the lads have just gone for something simple like a streetlamp, handcuffs & a stick of celery or something

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some sandals just shoved this through my letter box! How do you feel bout jesus? he looks a nice guy in the photo i feel bad sometimes bout how he died for my easter eggs. I mean not bad enough to actual go to church or wear sandals or anything but just generally a bit bad!

 

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me niece is like 5 and she just started at a god school. At christmas we was in car and she kept doing really loud sighs. I ignored it long as i could then finally I've done a "For fvvcks sake what?"

 

She fixed me with mournful gaze and goes "I just really love baby jesus."

 

Brainwashing innit!

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