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I love eating certain fruits...its good for you and just damn tasty

 

Red grapes

Bananas

red apples

 

are all just lovely

 

 

I hate

 

Melon

mango

 

you....what fruits do it for you

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Bananas

Strawberries

Raspberries

Pineapple

Oranges / satsumas / clementines

Peaches / nectarines

Gala melons

 

Not so keen on apples and pears though

 

I like pineapple but only in small doses

Posted
Hardly surprising all that time under water has turned you to fruit tbh

its amazing when say at week 8 under and the fruit (and salads etc) are still being dished out......puts a new meaning to "use by date"

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Pot. Kettle. Green apples not good enough for you eh?

they are alright..some are quite sour

 

I remember when I was a toddler, my mum would not buy apples from south africa...Granny Smiths..?

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they are alright..some are quite sour

 

I remember when I was a toddler, my mum would not buy apples from south africa...Granny Smiths..?

 

My mum always bought Cape fruit - Granny Smiths and grapes because they were cheap due to the boycott....

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Bananas

Pineapple

Apples

Raisins, ( especially chocolate covered :p, but I'm sure they still count a 1 of my 5-a-day )

Figs, from my own tree

Plums, ditto

Strawbs, Raspberries, Blackcurrants

Grapes

Oranges

Peaches

in fact most fruits, excepting gooseberries and melon

 

Also, somebody should ban the term 'Golden Delicious', as they are neither.

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Fruit can be bad for you in large quantities. Diabetics have to be careful how much fruit they eat because of the fructose and fruit juice i almost as bad as regular soft drinks in terms of sugar content.

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Every night at work I have a fruit pot, red apple slices, red grapes and strawberries.

 

I like fruit in jelly too like pineapple and mandarins, but they aren't cheap for a fairly small portion.

Posted

Can't think of any I don't like.ive stated having berries or melon with Greek yoghurt for breakfast,it's wonderful.

 

Calling people the name of a fruit is also a great insult. In fact top 3 fruit based insults are as follows

 

Lemon

Plum

Melon

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Can't think of any I don't like.ive stated having berries or melon with Greek yoghurt for breakfast,it's wonderful.

 

Calling people the name of a fruit is also a great insult. In fact top 3 fruit based insults are as follows

 

Lemon

Plum

Melon

 

You're bananas Turkish!

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Can't think of any I don't like.ive stated having berries or melon with Greek yoghurt for breakfast,it's wonderful.

 

Calling people the name of a fruit is also a great insult. In fact top 3 fruit based insults are as follows

 

Lemon

Plum

Melon

 

In my youth, "melons" was one of the many terms for breasts, rather than an insult.

 

But then again, we call people "tit" so..... Carry on.

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I eat a lot of bananas. I mean like a LOT of bananas! I love em but the main problem with bananas is you get such a small window of perfect ripeness, I reckon the moment when they're not too green and not too yellow is probably like about 3 minutes and as often as not it happens at 4am or whatever. They should invent a new type of banana that doesn't go over-ripe. Then they'd be my perfect fruits!

 

I also like the grapefruit - they stay ripe for ages! - but the grapefruit is such a job to be eating! What i do is cut them in half and then use a small knife to cut the segments before spooning them out, but the prep time for a grapefruit is probably 5 minutes which is a lot worse than bananas which you just peel away. I've tried quarterising my grapefruit and biting them like a half-time orange but they're too big and too sharp and it hurts my mouth. Someone should invent a banana/grapefruit cross-breed!

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Pears are rank. Plums erratic, when they are nice they can be a thing of beauty but more often than not the supermarket ones stay hard for 3 weeks before turning horrid.

 

Everything else is great, especially the freshly picked raspberries that you eat before paying for at pick your own places.

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Bearsy going on about grapefruit has reminded me how minging they are. Even if they were crossed with Lucy Pinder's pussy they'd still be grim.

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I eat a lot of bananas. I mean like a LOT of bananas! I love em but the main problem with bananas is you get such a small window of perfect ripeness, I reckon the moment when they're not too green and not too yellow is probably like about 3 minutes and as often as not it happens at 4am or whatever. They should invent a new type of banana that doesn't go over-ripe. Then they'd be my perfect fruits!

 

I also like the grapefruit - they stay ripe for ages! - but the grapefruit is such a job to be eating! What i do is cut them in half and then use a small knife to cut the segments before spooning them out, but the prep time for a grapefruit is probably 5 minutes which is a lot worse than bananas which you just peel away. I've tried quarterising my grapefruit and biting them like a half-time orange but they're too big and too sharp and it hurts my mouth. Someone should invent a banana/grapefruit cross-breed!

 

Now when you pick a pawpaw or a *****ly pear and you ***** a raw paw next time beware. Dont pick the *****ly pear by the raw paw when you pick a pear try to use the claw. But you dont need to use the claw if you pick a pear of the big pawpaw.

 

Wise words.

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Spent this morning wandering Southampton Common and collected 1lb of blackberries.

 

Put with the first of my Bramleys for a blackberry and apple crumble.

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What's really weird is how no-one hardly invents new fruits anymore. The last one I remember is blueberries which were invented bout 5 years ago, all the other fruits is the same fruits i was eating when i was a kid. Compare that with the evolution of cereals for example where they is constantly inventing new types! I used to have coco-pops, then sometimes I had Luck Charms or Bart Simpsons No Problemos but now the cereal aisle is like 3 times as long and includes all ones I've never even tried yet like Yoghurty Flakes and kraves and them bars what are cereals what don't need milks.

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Bearsy going on about grapefruit has reminded me how minging they are. Even if they were crossed with Lucy Pinder's pussy they'd still be grim.

 

Thats coz they'd have staples through the middle of them.

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I have two strange fruit preferences :

 

I love satsumas but don't like oranges !

I love cold tomatoes but feel sick if they are cooked ! (cue some arsehole saying that a tomato is not a fruit:))

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i'm not much of a fruit or veg lover but do make myself eat 2 banana's & 2 apples a day along with a glass of fresh orange juice.

have tried to eat most of the popular fruits like strawberries, raspberries, pears & peaches but just don't enjoy them :(

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Fruit is great and I eat tons of it, however soft fruits with stones in the middle, such as peaches, cherries, nectarines, mango and so on are strictly women's fruits. No man should ever be seen eating these fruits. Avocados are fine.

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Fresh pineapple, cut up in front of your eyes is by far the best fruit on the planet.

 

Such a shame it's ruined by c*nts putting it on pizza and selling it in cans.

 

What's so c*ntish putting it on pizza? Goes perfectly, bit of anchovy too and you have a great balance imo.

 

 

Apples have to be crisp. Braeburns my fave, most others I'll skip as they tend to be bland and sometimes mushy.

 

Raspberries, cherries, peaches, watermelon (small ones), pineapple, passion fruit, cantaloupe.

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