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Draino76
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I don't think its that.

 

I just feel like its money slipping through my fingers with every wipe.

 

Its probably more economical do install a water jet system, or a a temporary fix I could use a watering can instead, as they do in some parts of Northern India.

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Taken out a subscription to the adult channels?

 

:lol: That was my first thought too!

 

Draino needs to look at his diet. They key to lowering paper consumption is to achieve a poo that comes out clean and smooth with barely touching the sides. It's a delicate balance! Too little fibre and they come out like condensed nuggets of hardened material, like lumps of coal. These are easy clean up but can be very painful to pass and even draw blood! Too much fibre though and you deliver a brown mess with the consistency of Mr.Whippy ice cream - these require excessive wipings and repeat visits.

 

It is a matter of nicest adjustment! Perhaps upload some pics and I can advise further.

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I don't think he is asking a question or seeking a solution, merely making a statement.

 

Maybe it's the first sentance in a novel, or the beginnings of a thematic discussings regarding the meaning of time, existence and humanity, all symbolised and tailored around the motif of a toilet roll shortage.

 

Or he is dying for a crap and genuinely struggling for an alternative.

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Ah, the age old "what's the best way to wipe your butthole debate".

 

Bidet all the way, people. If you can't do that, at least have the decency to wet-wipe until "you can no longer see brown". In this world of artificial divisions, few things unite the human race as much as extreme distaste for someone who smells of sh!t.

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