Draino76 Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 I currently use an exceptional amount of toilet tissue at my apartment in East London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 Taken out a subscription to the adult channels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 23 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 August, 2012 I don't think its that. I just feel like its money slipping through my fingers with every wipe. Its probably more economical do install a water jet system, or a a temporary fix I could use a watering can instead, as they do in some parts of Northern India. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 Taken out a subscription to the adult channels? That was my first thought too! Draino needs to look at his diet. They key to lowering paper consumption is to achieve a poo that comes out clean and smooth with barely touching the sides. It's a delicate balance! Too little fibre and they come out like condensed nuggets of hardened material, like lumps of coal. These are easy clean up but can be very painful to pass and even draw blood! Too much fibre though and you deliver a brown mess with the consistency of Mr.Whippy ice cream - these require excessive wipings and repeat visits. It is a matter of nicest adjustment! Perhaps upload some pics and I can advise further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 Love the planet, your pocket, and your arse. Washable nappies. Its your only choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 My Mrs is obsessed with the price of toilet paper, monitoring it each week, offers etc. If she put half that much effort into the stock exchange we would be rich and I wouldn't have to have this bloody avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintjersey Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 Clean your ass in the shower then you will never have to use toilet paper again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 I don't think he is asking a question or seeking a solution, merely making a statement. Maybe it's the first sentance in a novel, or the beginnings of a thematic discussings regarding the meaning of time, existence and humanity, all symbolised and tailored around the motif of a toilet roll shortage. Or he is dying for a crap and genuinely struggling for an alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 What makes you exceptional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 My Mrs is obsessed with the price of toilet paper, monitoring it each week, offers etc. If she put half that much effort into the stock exchange we would be rich and I wouldn't have to have this bloody avatar! Oh Toke, Your Mrs is a nutter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 Ah, the age old "what's the best way to wipe your butthole debate". Bidet all the way, people. If you can't do that, at least have the decency to wet-wipe until "you can no longer see brown". In this world of artificial divisions, few things unite the human race as much as extreme distaste for someone who smells of sh!t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 If you're using a wet-wipe until you "no longer see brown", haven't you just rubbed it back in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 If you're using a wet-wipe until you "no longer see brown", haven't you just rubbed it back in? You can wipe forever with those things. In fact wiping with any paper takes forever lately. Think I'm full of sh1t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 Wet toilet paper was more what I was aiming for, warm water from a tap, for example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambol2K9 Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 Kitchen roll benefits from a large surface area, can really save time on those 'big jobs' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 Love those spray hoses they have in Thailand, would love to get one installed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 I have a spray hose. It's not long enough to reach my bumhole tho unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 Why the hell are you people doing poopoos at your homes? That's why workplaces have toilets, so you can get paid to poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 Well, this is one thread I'm certainly glad that I viewed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Kirkup Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 we all know the rules - 3 sheets only. 1 up, 1 down and 1 to polish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maysie Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 we all know the rules - 3 sheets only. 1 up, 1 down and 1 to polish You need to separate the two ply to make it last even longer. If t gets on your hands, that what the sink is for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Kirkup Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 You need to separate the two ply to make it last even longer. If t gets on your hands, that what the sink is for. Or the cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maysie Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 Or the cat Or the wife, lover, live in girlfriend, thai prostitute, rent boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 22 replies on this 5h1tand nobody gives a stuff about my Urinal thread - what's the world coming to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 22 replies on this 5h1tand nobody gives a stuff about my Urinal thread - what's the world coming to? Sh1t isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 24 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 24 August, 2012 Had a shower after my morning dump. No paper used and you could eat yer dinner off my behind this morning. Perfect. (Breakfast I mean). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 Or the cat No one's using me to wipe their butt. Unless they are paying of course. I have to find a way of paying for away games somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimond Geezer Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 Buy San Izal, it's so rough & hard you'll never want to take a dump at home, you will hold until you get to work, not only saving you cash on bog roll & water bills (if you're metered), but you also get paid to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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