Bedwetting

[Minty]

Inspired by the Gaston Ramirez and 'weeing in public' threads, what's the best example of bedwetting you've seen?

 

The Ramirez thread has to be up there, surely?

[Jonnyboy]

Any post by Alpine.

[Bearsy]

I can't really remember ever p!ssing the bed, but I used to have the wet dreams you know when I was at school and before I'd discovered bout jerking myself off. I used to love the wet dreams! Anyways last year I was thinking how weird it was that I don't have the wet dreams no more. I figured it was cos when your boning or cranking off like every day you don't build up enough charge, so as I was between girlfriends I determined to see if I could go without spanking the Dark Knight for a while and see how long it would be before I'd have a satisfying wet dream.

 

It's really difficult not spanking off! Have you ever tried it? I don't think I'd even gone a whole day before! It's really difficults! Like you're watching tv or whatever and someone hot comes on and the old hand is instinctively drawn to your pants, it takes a real effort of discipline to keep off it. But I stuck with it. After a week it was ridiculous! I was finding myself letching over birds I wouldn't normally give the time of day to, like the ****ing postwoman or that fat cow on supernanny. Plus my balls felt weird. They felt heavy and the pipes and tubes seemed all lumpy like ball cancer. My dreams was definitely getting dirty though!

 

I never did have the wet dream. I ended up boning an ex who I really ****ing hate and I felt bad bout that afters. If you're reading this thinking you'd like to have a wet dream and are gonna try abstinence I'd advise against it. Don't try this at home.

[Liquidshokk]

I can't really remember ever p!ssing the bed, but I used to have the wet dreams you know when I was at school and before I'd discovered bout jerking myself off. I used to love the wet dreams! Anyways last year I was thinking how weird it was that I don't have the wet dreams no more. I figured it was cos when your boning or cranking off like every day you don't build up enough charge, so as I was between girlfriends I determined to see if I could go without spanking the Dark Knight for a while and see how long it would be before I'd have a satisfying wet dream.

 

It's really difficult not spanking off! Have you ever tried it? I don't think I'd even gone a whole day before! It's really difficults! Like you're watching tv or whatever and someone hot comes on and the old hand is instinctively drawn to your pants, it takes a real effort of discipline to keep off it. But I stuck with it. After a week it was ridiculous! I was finding myself letching over birds I wouldn't normally give the time of day to, like the ****ing postwoman or that fat cow on supernanny. Plus my balls felt weird. They felt heavy and the pipes and tubes seemed all lumpy like ball cancer. My dreams was definitely getting dirty though!

 

I never did have the wet dream. I ended up boning an ex who I really ****ing hate and I felt bad bout that afters. If you're reading this thinking you'd like to have a wet dream and are gonna try abstinence I'd advise against it. Don't try this at home.

 

? I think I love you dep... I mean, bearsy you nutjob.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I can't really remember ever p!ssing the bed, but I used to have the wet dreams you know when I was at school and before I'd discovered bout jerking myself off. I used to love the wet dreams! Anyways last year I was thinking how weird it was that I don't have the wet dreams no more. I figured it was cos when your boning or cranking off like every day you don't build up enough charge, so as I was between girlfriends I determined to see if I could go without spanking the Dark Knight for a while and see how long it would be before I'd have a satisfying wet dream.

 

It's really difficult not spanking off! Have you ever tried it? I don't think I'd even gone a whole day before! It's really difficults! Like you're watching tv or whatever and someone hot comes on and the old hand is instinctively drawn to your pants, it takes a real effort of discipline to keep off it. But I stuck with it. After a week it was ridiculous! I was finding myself letching over birds I wouldn't normally give the time of day to, like the ****ing postwoman or that fat cow on supernanny. Plus my balls felt weird. They felt heavy and the pipes and tubes seemed all lumpy like ball cancer. My dreams was definitely getting dirty though!

 

I never did have the wet dream. I ended up boning an ex who I really ****ing hate and I felt bad bout that afters. If you're reading this thinking you'd like to have a wet dream and are gonna try abstinence I'd advise against it. Don't try this at home.

 

Be-careful, you only get a bucket and a half

[Frank's cousin]

I can't really remember ever p!ssing the bed, but I used to have the wet dreams you know when I was at school and before I'd discovered bout jerking myself off. I used to love the wet dreams! Anyways last year I was thinking how weird it was that I don't have the wet dreams no more. I figured it was cos when your boning or cranking off like every day you don't build up enough charge, so as I was between girlfriends I determined to see if I could go without spanking the Dark Knight for a while and see how long it would be before I'd have a satisfying wet dream.

 

It's really difficult not spanking off! Have you ever tried it? I don't think I'd even gone a whole day before! It's really difficults! Like you're watching tv or whatever and someone hot comes on and the old hand is instinctively drawn to your pants, it takes a real effort of discipline to keep off it. But I stuck with it. After a week it was ridiculous! I was finding myself letching over birds I wouldn't normally give the time of day to, like the ****ing postwoman or that fat cow on supernanny. Plus my balls felt weird. They felt heavy and the pipes and tubes seemed all lumpy like ball cancer. My dreams was definitely getting dirty though!

 

I never did have the wet dream. I ended up boning an ex who I really ****ing hate and I felt bad bout that afters. If you're reading this thinking you'd like to have a wet dream and are gonna try abstinence I'd advise against it. Don't try this at home.

 

Not sure about betweeting but that made me p i s s myself laughing - top post:lol:

[shurlock]

I can't really remember ever p!ssing the bed, but I used to have the wet dreams you know when I was at school and before I'd discovered bout jerking myself off. I used to love the wet dreams! Anyways last year I was thinking how weird it was that I don't have the wet dreams no more. I figured it was cos when your boning or cranking off like every day you don't build up enough charge, so as I was between girlfriends I determined to see if I could go without spanking the Dark Knight for a while and see how long it would be before I'd have a satisfying wet dream.

 

It's really difficult not spanking off! Have you ever tried it? I don't think I'd even gone a whole day before! It's really difficults! Like you're watching tv or whatever and someone hot comes on and the old hand is instinctively drawn to your pants, it takes a real effort of discipline to keep off it. But I stuck with it. After a week it was ridiculous! I was finding myself letching over birds I wouldn't normally give the time of day to, like the ****ing postwoman or that fat cow on supernanny. Plus my balls felt weird. They felt heavy and the pipes and tubes seemed all lumpy like ball cancer. My dreams was definitely getting dirty though!

 

I never did have the wet dream. I ended up boning an ex who I really ****ing hate and I felt bad bout that afters. If you're reading this thinking you'd like to have a wet dream and are gonna try abstinence I'd advise against it. Don't try this at home.

 

You forgot the magic ingredient: Dairylea, the staple of any state-subsidised school lunch. Great for vivid dreams. You know the rest....

[sotonjoe]

The twice a year thread on the mongboard demanding that Saints keep us all more updated about their transfer negotiations.

[Golden Balls]

Saints fan on twitter said we're now 'the laughing stock of Europe' as we failed to sign Ramirez. He was serious too. Bed wetter

[Spudders]

You forgot the magic ingredient: Dairylea, the staple of any state-subsidised school lunch. Great for vivid dreams. You know the rest....

Also apparently kids will do anything for it!