Minty Posted 22 August, 2012 Share Posted 22 August, 2012 Inspired by the Gaston Ramirez and 'weeing in public' threads, what's the best example of bedwetting you've seen? The Ramirez thread has to be up there, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 22 August, 2012 Share Posted 22 August, 2012 Any post by Alpine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 August, 2012 Share Posted 22 August, 2012 I can't really remember ever p!ssing the bed, but I used to have the wet dreams you know when I was at school and before I'd discovered bout jerking myself off. I used to love the wet dreams! Anyways last year I was thinking how weird it was that I don't have the wet dreams no more. I figured it was cos when your boning or cranking off like every day you don't build up enough charge, so as I was between girlfriends I determined to see if I could go without spanking the Dark Knight for a while and see how long it would be before I'd have a satisfying wet dream. It's really difficult not spanking off! Have you ever tried it? I don't think I'd even gone a whole day before! It's really difficults! Like you're watching tv or whatever and someone hot comes on and the old hand is instinctively drawn to your pants, it takes a real effort of discipline to keep off it. But I stuck with it. After a week it was ridiculous! I was finding myself letching over birds I wouldn't normally give the time of day to, like the ****ing postwoman or that fat cow on supernanny. Plus my balls felt weird. They felt heavy and the pipes and tubes seemed all lumpy like ball cancer. My dreams was definitely getting dirty though! I never did have the wet dream. I ended up boning an ex who I really ****ing hate and I felt bad bout that afters. If you're reading this thinking you'd like to have a wet dream and are gonna try abstinence I'd advise against it. Don't try this at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 22 August, 2012 Share Posted 22 August, 2012 I can't really remember ever p!ssing the bed, but I used to have the wet dreams you know when I was at school and before I'd discovered bout jerking myself off. I used to love the wet dreams! Anyways last year I was thinking how weird it was that I don't have the wet dreams no more. I figured it was cos when your boning or cranking off like every day you don't build up enough charge, so as I was between girlfriends I determined to see if I could go without spanking the Dark Knight for a while and see how long it would be before I'd have a satisfying wet dream. It's really difficult not spanking off! Have you ever tried it? I don't think I'd even gone a whole day before! It's really difficults! Like you're watching tv or whatever and someone hot comes on and the old hand is instinctively drawn to your pants, it takes a real effort of discipline to keep off it. But I stuck with it. After a week it was ridiculous! I was finding myself letching over birds I wouldn't normally give the time of day to, like the ****ing postwoman or that fat cow on supernanny. Plus my balls felt weird. They felt heavy and the pipes and tubes seemed all lumpy like ball cancer. My dreams was definitely getting dirty though! I never did have the wet dream. I ended up boning an ex who I really ****ing hate and I felt bad bout that afters. If you're reading this thinking you'd like to have a wet dream and are gonna try abstinence I'd advise against it. Don't try this at home. ? I think I love you dep... I mean, bearsy you nutjob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 22 August, 2012 Share Posted 22 August, 2012 I can't really remember ever p!ssing the bed, but I used to have the wet dreams you know when I was at school and before I'd discovered bout jerking myself off. I used to love the wet dreams! Anyways last year I was thinking how weird it was that I don't have the wet dreams no more. I figured it was cos when your boning or cranking off like every day you don't build up enough charge, so as I was between girlfriends I determined to see if I could go without spanking the Dark Knight for a while and see how long it would be before I'd have a satisfying wet dream. It's really difficult not spanking off! Have you ever tried it? I don't think I'd even gone a whole day before! It's really difficults! Like you're watching tv or whatever and someone hot comes on and the old hand is instinctively drawn to your pants, it takes a real effort of discipline to keep off it. But I stuck with it. After a week it was ridiculous! I was finding myself letching over birds I wouldn't normally give the time of day to, like the ****ing postwoman or that fat cow on supernanny. Plus my balls felt weird. They felt heavy and the pipes and tubes seemed all lumpy like ball cancer. My dreams was definitely getting dirty though! I never did have the wet dream. I ended up boning an ex who I really ****ing hate and I felt bad bout that afters. If you're reading this thinking you'd like to have a wet dream and are gonna try abstinence I'd advise against it. Don't try this at home. Be-careful, you only get a bucket and a half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank's cousin Posted 22 August, 2012 Share Posted 22 August, 2012 I can't really remember ever p!ssing the bed, but I used to have the wet dreams you know when I was at school and before I'd discovered bout jerking myself off. I used to love the wet dreams! Anyways last year I was thinking how weird it was that I don't have the wet dreams no more. I figured it was cos when your boning or cranking off like every day you don't build up enough charge, so as I was between girlfriends I determined to see if I could go without spanking the Dark Knight for a while and see how long it would be before I'd have a satisfying wet dream. It's really difficult not spanking off! Have you ever tried it? I don't think I'd even gone a whole day before! It's really difficults! Like you're watching tv or whatever and someone hot comes on and the old hand is instinctively drawn to your pants, it takes a real effort of discipline to keep off it. But I stuck with it. After a week it was ridiculous! I was finding myself letching over birds I wouldn't normally give the time of day to, like the ****ing postwoman or that fat cow on supernanny. Plus my balls felt weird. They felt heavy and the pipes and tubes seemed all lumpy like ball cancer. My dreams was definitely getting dirty though! I never did have the wet dream. I ended up boning an ex who I really ****ing hate and I felt bad bout that afters. If you're reading this thinking you'd like to have a wet dream and are gonna try abstinence I'd advise against it. Don't try this at home. Not sure about betweeting but that made me p i s s myself laughing - top post:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 22 August, 2012 Share Posted 22 August, 2012 I can't really remember ever p!ssing the bed, but I used to have the wet dreams you know when I was at school and before I'd discovered bout jerking myself off. I used to love the wet dreams! Anyways last year I was thinking how weird it was that I don't have the wet dreams no more. I figured it was cos when your boning or cranking off like every day you don't build up enough charge, so as I was between girlfriends I determined to see if I could go without spanking the Dark Knight for a while and see how long it would be before I'd have a satisfying wet dream. It's really difficult not spanking off! Have you ever tried it? I don't think I'd even gone a whole day before! It's really difficults! Like you're watching tv or whatever and someone hot comes on and the old hand is instinctively drawn to your pants, it takes a real effort of discipline to keep off it. But I stuck with it. After a week it was ridiculous! I was finding myself letching over birds I wouldn't normally give the time of day to, like the ****ing postwoman or that fat cow on supernanny. Plus my balls felt weird. They felt heavy and the pipes and tubes seemed all lumpy like ball cancer. My dreams was definitely getting dirty though! I never did have the wet dream. I ended up boning an ex who I really ****ing hate and I felt bad bout that afters. If you're reading this thinking you'd like to have a wet dream and are gonna try abstinence I'd advise against it. Don't try this at home. You forgot the magic ingredient: Dairylea, the staple of any state-subsidised school lunch. Great for vivid dreams. You know the rest.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 22 August, 2012 Share Posted 22 August, 2012 The twice a year thread on the mongboard demanding that Saints keep us all more updated about their transfer negotiations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 Saints fan on twitter said we're now 'the laughing stock of Europe' as we failed to sign Ramirez. He was serious too. Bed wetter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 23 August, 2012 Share Posted 23 August, 2012 You forgot the magic ingredient: Dairylea, the staple of any state-subsidised school lunch. Great for vivid dreams. You know the rest.... Also apparently kids will do anything for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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