kwsaint Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 Met a real decent one today who said he wished they were liquidated and thought we had done a brilliant job. I couldn't hate him for long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 Are you testing the new mods to see how quickly they move this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 Met a real decent one today who said he wished they were liquidated and thought we had done a brilliant job. I couldn't hate him for long Probably not a real skate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 Probably not a real skate. It was probably in a fismongers, and he was chatting to the produce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 Probably not a real skate. Perhaps he was a ray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fromdayone Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 2 of the nicest people i know have been unfortunate enough to have a fish fiddling affliction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 Got to get this straight once and for all; a Skate is a Skate, no added adjective changes that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 Used to go out with one, a nurse. Actually, no, hold that. She was a total b*tch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints_is_the_south Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 Please see my latest post on the 'saga' thread for a beautiful example of our fishy friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 I have met a nice skate in the past Only punched him once, was only fair really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theyin Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 My best man was a skate season ticket holder. So shoot me Says the best thing that could happen was liquidation and watch them rise thought the ashes ala Aldershot. Go to a rave kids and see that it doesn't matter or better still speak to your grandad who uses to go down and watch them when the Saints were away. Said it before and I'll say it again, all you haters both side of the fence are deluded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 Used to go out with one, a nurse. Actually, no, hold that. She was a total b*tch. Dumped by a skate as well then. Not good Colin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 There is no such thing. They are all c**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWD Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 I went to school in Portsmouth, so most of my best mates are skates. I hate their club with a passion, but the majority of their fans are normal people. Hard for SWF members to comprehend I know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordswoodsaints Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 My best mate is a skate and I met a couple of skates the other day who had only good things to say about us and their all time favourite player was the one and only letiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 Dumped by a skate as well then. Not good Colin. Who said anything about her dumping me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 Who said anything about her dumping me? So what happened then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 So what happened then? You seem to be stalking me enough you creepy b*stard. Don't want you knowing any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 You seem to be stalking me enough you creepy b*stard. Don't want you knowing any more. Dumped then. She's a ***** and you won't tell the story. How embarassing Colin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 Dumped then. She's a ***** and you won't tell the story. How embarassing Colin. Obsessions are very unhealthy Turkish. I've already told you, it's not going to happen. Get over it, there's a good lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 Obsessions are very unhealthy Turkish. I've already told you, it's not going to happen. Get over it, there's a good lad. Dumped by a skate Dumped by a skaaaaattteee Sad case Colin He got dumped by a skate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 Dumped by a skate Dumped by a skaaaaattteee Sad case Colin He got dumped by a skate Bless you child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 (edited) It all depends on whether the epiphet 'skate' applies specifically to fans of PFC, or more generally to inhabitants of the PO postcode area. If the former the answer is an emphatic no, if the latter then yes I have. Edit: Strike the above - apologies to the 2 decent PFC fans I have met, though both were 'exiles' up here in Lancs. Edited 18 August, 2012 by badgerx16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 I met one once. Smashed her for a while but it was never going to work so I did the honourable thing and stopped calling with no explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 Met a real decent one today who said he wished they were liquidated and thought we had done a brilliant job. I couldn't hate him for long Actually both PompeyScot and Meringovian are alright, used to work with them. And Big Dave who we also worked with is a lovely bloke, difficult to reconcile his general niceness with his football allegiances. I left, they're all still there afaik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_TOAST Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 no they are all vile common people with awful accents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 I knew a nice skate, she was a tenant of mine a while back, she paid me lots of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 I have met a nice skate in the past Only punched him once, was only fair really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Majestic Channon Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 When the company in bournemouth i was working for merged with the skate branch and set up in north baddesley i ended up working with quite a few skates, all of which were ok, bit of banter thats all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggface Posted 18 August, 2012 Share Posted 18 August, 2012 Yeah loads, love the banter. Lots of cvnts tho too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockey_saint Posted 19 August, 2012 Share Posted 19 August, 2012 Over the easter holidays each year I spend a week at a random holiday camp on a kung fu holiday (which generally involves...yep, you've guessed it, copius amounts of training and the odd injury) well I was told I would be sharing a room with a young member of the Portsmouth club this easter past(the federation has 5 clubs, mostly south of London) and yep, he turned out to be an avid pompey fan....now, he was quite good company actually, due to us being the only ones with an interest in football (during the holiday I was given odd looks when I suggested certain teams have a large proportion of their fan base of a specific religion e.g. Celtic and catholics and this came as a huge shock to most....also, putting me with a skate wasn't even thought of... I digress, he was quite a good boxer, as it turned out, and quite good company...we watched most of the league games in the club house and he was reasonably polite...so in all, I'd say he was a nice enough skate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted 19 August, 2012 Share Posted 19 August, 2012 no they are all vile common people with awful accents Get a life !! There is a huge difference between sporting rivalry and respecting your fellow human being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 19 August, 2012 Share Posted 19 August, 2012 http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11719/7992509/Fans-ready-to-salvage-Pompey This picture sums them up nicely. The lad on the right with the pink phone. The mong on the left trying to put a pair of glasses on which seems to be proving too challenging for him. The scruffy with the beard and red cap, a fair few gormless looking bulbs and of course the mong with the wig and facepaints. If ever a picture represented a fan base it's this one, the height of mong ness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 19 August, 2012 Share Posted 19 August, 2012 Are you testing the new mods to see how quickly they move this? Not quick enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 19 August, 2012 Share Posted 19 August, 2012 My best man was a skate season ticket holder. So shoot me Says the best thing that could happen was liquidation and watch them rise thought the ashes ala Aldershot. Go to a rave kids and see that it doesn't matter or better still speak to your grandad who uses to go down and watch them when the Saints were away. Said it before and I'll say it again, all you haters both side of the fence are deluded This. Played cricket with a crew member for 15 or more years and still meet him & his mates for a beer whenever I get back. Respects what we have done (doesn't LIKE it but respects it) thinks the mongs that go on about Marcus are as bad as our mongs, and just wants to be able to go back to Nottarf and watch football played by a club not an embarrassment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 19 August, 2012 Share Posted 19 August, 2012 My ex missus lives in southsea..... Just off Albert rd.... Way too close to fratton She is a Scummer though, just moved there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 19 August, 2012 Share Posted 19 August, 2012 Got quite a few mates who are Skates. Pompey do have more than their fair share of mongs but they do have a lot of supporters who are genuinely nice people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 20 August, 2012 Share Posted 20 August, 2012 My best mate is a skate. An absolute cvnt when it comes to Saints/Pompey discussion, but he's a top bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 20 August, 2012 Share Posted 20 August, 2012 Been living with one for 13 years now and he's very OK. Decent, hardworking and intelligent. He's very, very embarrassed by all the goings-on down there and wishes they'd just fold and start again. He's so not interested now, he didn't even know who they were playing last Saturday. But he still drew the line at watching us on TV on Sunday And he's trying to persuade me we should 'adopt' a neutral nearby team to jointly support such as Wycombe Wanderers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 August, 2012 Share Posted 20 August, 2012 Are you testing the new mods to see how quickly they move this? Not quick enough! Useless, I hope you infrated yourself and the others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 August, 2012 Share Posted 20 August, 2012 I met a bird from Portsmouth in Corfu once, She wasn't that interested in footy, but told me that her husband was a Skate season ticket holder. So I fuc&ed her. Hope she told him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 20 August, 2012 Share Posted 20 August, 2012 I met a bird from Portsmouth in Corfu once, She wasn't that interested in footy, but told me that her husband was a Skate season ticket holder. So I fuc&ed her. Hope she told him. Disgraceful behaviour from a Saints fan, I can only hope you were plssed when you knobbed it. That said, going by your recent postings on the booze thread, you probably were Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint.tom.clancy Posted 5 September, 2012 Share Posted 5 September, 2012 One of my best mates is one, same as a few posts above though - top bloke until it comes to any Saints / Pompey discussions, then he just talks absolute sh!t. Although the reverse of this, I know plenty of Saints fans who are f*cking bell ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 6 September, 2012 Share Posted 6 September, 2012 My uncle used to play for Pompey (late 60s / early 70s) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wireframebox Posted 6 September, 2012 Share Posted 6 September, 2012 My great grandad used to watch both Saints and Portsmouth depending on who was playing at home. But that was when it was all about the sport... I'd like to think he wasn't an arsehole!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Luke Posted 7 September, 2012 Share Posted 7 September, 2012 Went on holiday to Brittany and stayed in a group of gites owned and run by a skate. He was a top chap. Lived out there for 8 years. Also ran a bar in the village and put the Man City on in his bar for me - even made the right noises when we scored and lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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