Amazing Hangover Posted 17 August, 2012 Posted 17 August, 2012 Stunned by today if its all true. I am feeling so magnanimous that I shall say this, for one time only: I am starting to feel a bit sorry for Tommy Forecast, who apparently, has been quickly found out by Gillingham. As someone else posted once his contract is up his football career is over - Wessex League? - Probably not even that at 26 and having been a 'Future England Keeper'. His entire career must be like that dream I know we've all had where you get caught shoplifting, naked, in BHS. I usually wake in a cold sweat before I've even reached the home ware department, but Tommy has had five years of this humiliating exposure. Poor Lad.
hypochondriac Posted 17 August, 2012 Posted 17 August, 2012 What are you on about? He has had five years of being rubbish and getting paid more than any of us in the process. Also smashing numerous women all round the country. I envy him.
Robsk II Posted 17 August, 2012 Posted 17 August, 2012 You'll have sex one day Hypo, don't worry. Maybe not with a woman - you might have to be content with an old man, or an animal, an inanimate object, whatever - but your day will come.
SNSUN Posted 17 August, 2012 Posted 17 August, 2012 Anyone know how much bunce Forecast has been earning? Must be a tidy sum for five years' work. He must have done something right in his younger years to get all this luck. I doubt his career will be over though. With all the training he's had in his years with us, and still being a reasonable age, some lower league or conference team will take a punt on him. Maybe I'm wrong, who knows, but one thing's for sure, his and Pulis's employment rank up there with the Ali Dia saga.
hypochondriac Posted 17 August, 2012 Posted 17 August, 2012 You'll have sex one day Hypo, don't worry. Maybe not with a woman - you might have to be content with an old man, or an animal, an inanimate object, whatever - but your day will come. Perfectly content with my female girlfriend thanks.
melmacian_saint Posted 17 August, 2012 Posted 17 August, 2012 You mean Gillingham have shipped him back?
Colinjb Posted 17 August, 2012 Posted 17 August, 2012 I can't feel sorry for anyone who has so outrageously made the most of their incredibly limited ability. Was he an early bloomer? Just failed to develop after a certain age? Or wasted the ability he had by being an idiot off the pitch? Either way, he's done well and lived a lifestyle most of us can only dream of. It's all coming to an end for him though.
Colinjb Posted 17 August, 2012 Posted 17 August, 2012 Perfectly content with my female girlfriend thanks. Amused to see you needed to clarify the girlfriend's gender.
St Marco Posted 17 August, 2012 Posted 17 August, 2012 Perfectly content with my female girlfriend thanks.
Colinjb Posted 17 August, 2012 Posted 17 August, 2012 Oh god, my eyes! Please, gouge them..... gouge them now!!!!!
Amazing Hangover Posted 17 August, 2012 Author Posted 17 August, 2012 Hmmmm... Very specialist tastes I see. Not sure on this one. Looks like she needs a good dinner inside her.
toe_punt Posted 17 August, 2012 Posted 17 August, 2012 Perfectly content with my female girlfriend thanks. I'm supposed to believe that you have a GF, and a life with almost 16,000 posts on an internet forum. As they say "LOL".
Secret Site Agent Posted 17 August, 2012 Posted 17 August, 2012 Perfectly content with my female girlfriend thanks. She's got real hair and everything.
hypochondriac Posted 17 August, 2012 Posted 17 August, 2012 I'm supposed to believe that you have a GF, and a life with almost 16,000 posts on an internet forum. As they say "LOL". Oh noes. I have posted an average of six times a day on an internet forum. Clearly no time for any other sort of life outside of here. Your insult cuts deeply
sticksaint Posted 17 August, 2012 Posted 17 August, 2012 You'll have sex one day Hypo, don't worry. Maybe not with a woman - you might have to be content with an old man, or an animal, an inanimate object, whatever - but your day will come. I lol`ed
Robsk II Posted 18 August, 2012 Posted 18 August, 2012 What does you female girlfriend look like, Hypo? Is she hugely obese? Just out of interest. I'm not saying I would expect her to be or anything. Does she have acne? A job? Is she very young? Don't be offended, this is just banter - I am just playing along with the persona of annoying gimpy loser that you've carefully constructed for a bit of a laugh!
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 18 August, 2012 Posted 18 August, 2012 I'm supposed to believe that you have a GF, and a life with almost 16,000 posts on an internet forum. As they say "LOL". That's just on his hypo Log-in.
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