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Posted
  lumuah said:
Don't forget to lock the thread as well.....

 

Mod training isn't what it used to be....

 

I am still waiting on full mod privileges, like the ability to lock threads, the uniform etc.

 

I won't be handing out any infractions on this occasion, we'll just put it down to youthful enthusiasm.

 

No need to thanks me, all in the line of duty.

Posted
  The9 said:
Astonishing that someone felt the need to post this on here 2 full hours after the news broke.

 

Im glad they did, first I'd heard of it, got to start feeling a bit sorry for them, forget the rivalry, I'm sure we all know Pompey fans that are decent people, shame there club has let them down

Posted
  sotonian said:
Im glad they did, first I'd heard of it, got to start feeling a bit sorry for them, forget the rivalry, I'm sure we all know Pompey fans that are decent people, shame there club has let them down

 

Yeah, I'd go along with that. No point in having non-league rivals.

Posted
  sotonian said:
Im glad they did, first I'd heard of it, got to start feeling a bit sorry for them, forget the rivalry, I'm sure we all know Pompey fans that are decent people, shame there club has let them down

 

Well as the fans are the only thing that will save them now, we'll have the added bonus of knowing they're entirely to blame when it doesn't happen.

Posted
  The9 said:
Astonishing that someone felt the need to post this on here 2 full hours after the news broke.

 

I wouldn't say it was astonishing. A man with no arms or legs rolling to the top of Kilimangiro would be astonishing. A boy swimming faster than a shark would be astonishing. Someone posting a thread on a mong board isn't astonishing.

Posted
  Turkish said:
I wouldn't say it was astonishing. A man with no arms or legs rolling to the top of Kilimangiro would be astonishing. A boy swimming faster than a shark would be astonishing. Someone posting a thread on a mong board isn't astonishing.

 

Mong boards are important Turkish.

 

A philosopher once wrote you need three things to have a good life. One, a meaningful relationship, two, a decent job of work, and three, to make a difference. And it was always that third one that stressed me, to make a difference. And I realise that I do. Every day, we all do. It's how we interact, with our fellow man.

Posted
  Tokyo-Saint said:
Mong boards are important Turkish.

 

A philosopher once wrote you need three things to have a good life. One, a meaningful relationship, two, a decent job of work, and three, to make a difference. And it was always that third one that stressed me, to make a difference. And I realise that I do. Every day, we all do. It's how we interact, with our fellow man.

 

Well, stop rabbiting and get on with dishing out the infractions then. ffs

Posted
  scotty said:
Well, stop rabbiting and get on with dishing out the infractions then. ffs

 

I told you, I don't have full powers yet. I can't say much as it is all pretty top secret but lets just say there is a ceremony similar to that of the Mafia. As soon as I become a made man or Mod, I have 24 hours to kill someone (or life banning). This will prove I am not an undercover agent.

 

First, I have to meet Steve Grant and Badj for the ceremony. I just hope it isn't like in goodfellas.

Posted
  thornhill_saints said:
Police are investigating an incident at the Plymouth v Portsmouth game where a £1 coin was thrown onto the pitch.

 

They are not sure if it was hooliganism or a takeover bid.......

 

You'll be infracted for this as soon as my powers clear.

Posted
  Tokyo-Saint said:
I told you, I don't have full powers yet. I can't say much as it is all pretty top secret but lets just say there is a ceremony similar to that of the Mafia. As soon as I become a made man or Mod, I have 24 hours to kill someone (or life banning). This will prove I am not an undercover agent.

 

First, I have to meet Steve Grant and Badj for the ceremony. I just hope it isn't like in goodfellas.

 

I suspect it'll be more like the Freemasons. Better roll up your trousis, get the apron on and practice the funny handshake.

Posted
  Tokyo-Saint said:
I told you, I don't have full powers yet. I can't say much as it is all pretty top secret but lets just say there is a ceremony similar to that of the Mafia. As soon as I become a made man or Mod, I have 24 hours to kill someone (or life banning). This will prove I am not an undercover agent.

 

First, I have to meet Steve Grant and Badj for the ceremony. I just hope it isn't like in goodfellas.

 

The key will be chalet introduces you to Baj as a friend of ours or a friend of his. That way you'll know I'd your a made up guy (mod) or just a connected guy (poster)

Posted
  Tokyo-Saint said:
My first job as new mod...

 

I hope you are a new mod and not joking as it is a treasonable offence to impersonate a mod

 

You could find your head impaled on SWF Towers

Posted
  richardc said:
  richardc said:

 

I hope you are a new mod and not joking as it is a treasonable offence to impersonate a mod

 

You could find your head impaled on SWF Towers

 

  Turkish said:
The key will be chalet introduces you to Baj as a friend of ours or a friend of his. That way you'll know I'd your a made up guy (mod) or just a connected guy (poster)

 

 

 

I have a confession to make... I already know Baj. He used to live round the corner from me as a kid and he worked at the local M&W. It meant I couldn't buy alcohol under age from him as he knew how old I was. He has been moderating my behaviour for about 20 years now.

 

It's the introduction to Steve Grant that will seal my fate. All I know is I have to meet him at his flat in Croydon, bring him a virgin, a shrunken goats head and some frogs blood. I have no idea where I will find a virgin in Croydon on a Friday night.

Posted
  scotty said:
I suspect it'll be more like the Freemasons. Better roll up your trousis, get the apron on and practice the funny handshake.

 

It's being combined with 5 a day advice and a prostrate examination, just to take it into the 21st century.

Posted
  Tokyo-Saint said:
  richardc said:

 

 

 

 

 

I have a confession to make... I already know Baj. He used to live round the corner from me as a kid and he worked at the local M&W. It meant I couldn't buy alcohol under age from him as he knew how old I was. He has been moderating my behaviour for about 20 years now.

 

It's the introduction to Steve Grant that will seal my fate. All I know is I have to meet him at his flat in Croydon, bring him a virgin, a shrunken goats head and some frogs blood. I have no idea where I will find a virgin in Croydon on a Friday night.

 

 

HTH.

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