Gaston Ramirez - Signs 4 Year Deal

[Colinjb]

There is something on the official site

 

Yes, quite a few things.

[maysie]

Luigi delrosso is a sky sports columnist and a rellable source, he tweeted last week Di Rossi had turned down Man City to stay at Roma when everyone else said he was off. I'd trust him.

 

 

Just got image up of him on google, conclusion - untrustworthy

[S-Clarke]

Had this song in my head for days now...Gaston from Beauty and the beast.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3x2DOoJIc

 

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Lefou and Chorus:

No one's been like Gaston

A king pin like Gaston

LeFou:

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

Gaston:

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

Lefou and Chorus:

My what a guy, that Gaston!

 

Maybe it should have stayed in your head?

[Colinjb]

 

Just got image up of him on google, conclusion - untrustworthy

 

They have those same dead eyes.

 

 

[DrZuess1979 the 2nd]

Had this song in my head for days now...Gaston from Beauty and the beast.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3x2DOoJIc

 

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Lefou and Chorus:

No one's been like Gaston

A king pin like Gaston

LeFou:

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

Gaston:

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

Lefou and Chorus:

My what a guy, that Gaston!

 

 

Jesus,was there any room for anything else

[maysie]

They have those same dead eyes.

 

 

 

I like the way he's glued pubes on his face. Maybe he has been the victim of this, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monkeyface

[Turkish]

Had this song in my head for days now...Gaston from Beauty and the beast.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3x2DOoJIc

 

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Lefou and Chorus:

No one's been like Gaston

A king pin like Gaston

LeFou:

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

Gaston:

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

Lefou and Chorus:

My what a guy, that Gaston!

 

That would be without question the gayest song ever heard inside a football ground if it ever were to be sung.

[maysie]

That would be without question the gayest song ever heard inside a football ground if it ever were to be sung.

 

Turkish was never a child, came out of the womb in designer gear, listing to joy division

[Tokyo-Saint]

That would be without question the gayest song ever heard inside a football ground if it ever were to be sung.

 

Sh1t! Already started printing the song sheets.

[Turkish]

I like the way he's glued pubes on his face. Maybe he has been the victim of this, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monkeyface

 

He is definitely one that gave the woman a baboon face en route to that.

[colehillsaint]

That would be without question the gayest song ever heard inside a football ground if it ever were to be sung.

 

We could all dress up as cruet sets, candle sticks and tea pots. Would take our fan base to a completely different level IMHO.

[Saint Garrett]

Maybe we need sexy nuns?!

[sentry]

That would be without question the gayest song ever heard inside a football ground if it ever were to be sung.

 

That a challenge. You're on.

[Colinjb]

Maybe we need sexy nuns?!

 

But there is such extra scope with serial killers!

[maysie]

That a challenge. You're on.

 

One for Cortese to sing in the centre circle at the start of the games dressed as a lion with a full supporting cast.

 

 

 

Let's bring the campness into football

[Saint Scott]

I think a more appropriate song for Saturday would be...

 

He'll sign when he wants

He'll sign when he wants

Gaston Ramirez

He'll sign when he wants

[maysie]

I think a more appropriate song for Saturday would be...

 

He'll sign when he wants

He'll sign when he wants

Gaston Ramirez

He'll sign when he wants

 

It's not a disney song

[Turkish]

That a challenge. You're on.

 

Okay got one gayer, to th tune of YMCA

 

Gastron

There's no need to be down

I said gastron

You are in a new town

Gastron

We all love you

It's fun to sing

Gastron ramirez

Gastron Ramirez

He plays for the saints and he's from Uruguay

And hes one of our favourite boys

[Saint Scott]

It's not a disney song

 

Okay in that case Hakuna Matata will suffice.

[Saint Scott]

Okay got one gayer, to th tune of YMCA

 

Gastron

There's no need to be down

I said gastron

You are in a new town

Gastron

We all love you

It's fun to sing

Gastron ramirez

Gastron Ramirez

He plays for the saints and he's from Uruguay

And hes one of our favourite boys

 

I thought his name was Gaston?

[Turkish]

I thought his name was Gaston?

 

Pedant alert.

[Colinjb]

I thought his name was Gaston?

 

Turkish has obviously been sipping a few cocktails with his immaculately dressed aquaintances at the Gasto pub tonight. Left something of an impression on him.

[DrZuess1979 the 2nd]

Okay got one gayer, to th tune of YMCA

 

Gastron

There's no need to be down

I said gastron

You are in a new town

Gastron

We all love you

It's fun to sing

Gastron ramirez

Gastron Ramirez

He plays for the saints and he's from Uruguay

And hes one of our favourite boys

 

AAAAHHH we`ve been chasing the wrong ramirez!!

[Saint Scott]

Pedant alert.

 

Once was fine but 5!? Come on pal? Haha

[obelisk]

Well I've just come in from the pub where the Ramirez subject was discussed for, well 10 seconds maybe, after which normal service was resumed.

 

I see that we're still going in this place for some strange reason.

 

Are there really so many bedrooms this busy?

[Turkish]

Turkish has obviously been sipping a few cocktails with his immaculately dressed aquaintances at the Gasto pub tonight. Left something of an impression on him.

 

We had crepes too, it's how us modern men roll.

[maysie]

Okay got one gayer, to th tune of YMCA

 

Gastron

There's no need to be down

I said gastron

You are in a new town

Gastron

We all love you

It's fun to sing

Gastron ramirez

Gastron Ramirez

He plays for the saints and he's from Uruguay

And hes one of our favourite boys

 

 

 

 

To the chorus of this tune...

 

 

Ahhhhhhhhhh! Gaston ! My heart is full of love and its all for you! C'mon Gaston score a goal, go get a few! You took ages to sign, you're such a swine! You're a winger and you're from Uruguay! You're much better than Luis Suarez! You are the best and you're from Fray Bentos, Fray Bentos Fray Bentos...

[Colinjb]

We had crepes too.

 

Yes, rich food can do that to the best of us.

[Genk]

Instead of trawling through these numerous pages which have been added in the past 24hours, can anyone give me a brief summary of what the situation is? Last night I saw it was unlikely he would sign, and now?? Cheers

[egg]

Instead of trawling through these numerous pages which have been added in the past 24hours, can anyone give me a brief summary of what the situation is? Last night I saw it was unlikely he would sign, and now?? Cheers

 

We don't want to pay up front (or can't afford to) and can't prove we can pay in instalments so he ain't coming. Well that's my take on it anyway

[Ohio Saint]

can anyone give me a brief summary of what the situation is?

 

They are all a bunch of douchebags.

[peacey]

Well im off to bed, still nothing-Hopefully wake up tomorrow morning excited like its xmas-Lets hope so! Fingers crossed if there is anything in Turkish post it happens.

[SaintBobby]

This thread is going well then.

 

We should all be proud.

[badgerx16]

Is there any way to apply an 'ignore' filter on a thread to remove anything that doesn't actually relate to the subject ?

 

( I reckon if there was, this thread would only run to 4 pages ).

[CB Fry]

We don't want to pay up front (or can't afford to) and can't prove we can pay in instalments so he ain't coming. Well that's my take on it anyway

 

 

 

Wrong.

[egg]

Wrong.

 

Wrong.

 

If we had paid up front or could have given the guarantees he'd be our player. The only other explanation is we had a change of heart which seems unlikely.

[JustMike]

We don't want to pay up front (or can't afford to) and can't prove we can pay in instalments so he ain't coming. Well that's my take on it anyway

 

We can prove the instalments, they want to secure a loan against those instalments because they are skint

[Glasgow_Saint]

Wrong.

 

Wrong.

 

 

2 wrongs dont make a right!! Boom boom

[CB Fry]

Wrong.

 

If we had paid up front or could have given the guarantees he'd be our player. The only other explanation is we had a change of heart which seems unlikely.

 

 

 

The bit that is wrong is you saying we can't prove we can pay in instalments. It's not us that is skint.

 

And we'd be effing mental to pay it all up front. Mental. So we won't.

[egg]

The bit that is wrong is you saying we can't prove we can pay in instalments. It's not us that is skint.

 

And we'd be effing mental to pay it all up front. Mental. So we won't.

 

I didn't say we can't prove we can't pay by instalments but I haven't read that we can or have. Either we haven't given the bank guarantees that are needed. I'm unsure why

 

Why is it mental to pay up front? Far more normal than expecting the selling club to take a loan against our non bank guaranteed instalments.

[merrimd]

I am confused over the whole guarantee business. If the Bank Bologna are getting their loan from require us to supply a guarantee for the final instalments of this deal, would that make us liable for that loan if Bologna 'do a pompey'? I would imagine if that is the case then there is absolutely no way NC will agree, and nor should he.

[CB Fry]

I didn't say we can't prove we can't pay by instalments.

 

...riiight.

 

We don't want to pay up front (or can't afford to) and can't prove we can pay in instalments

[Bearsy]

I am confused over the whole guarantee business. If the Bank Bologna are getting their loan from require us to supply a guarantee for the final instalments of this deal, would that make us liable for that loan if Bologna 'do a pompey'? I would imagine if that is the case then there is absolutely no way NC will agree, and nor should he.

 

We're bound by law to pay our bills - the only way you get out of that is bankruptcy. I imagine they're asking for a parent company guarantee, which ain't all that unreasonable IMO, state of football finances being what it is.

[This Charming Man]

This thread is destined for 100 pages.

[jamesb]

been off for a day, anyone care to summarise if we know anymore from Wednesday?

[goneawol]

League BOLOGNA RAMIREZ - Hard face to face yesterday between Gaston Ramirez and Guaraldi. According to reports in the Gazzetta dello Sport, the talented Uruguayan wanted to desert the training of Bologna after the confrontation with the owner of a Casteldebole felsineo club, but his agent convinced him to change his mind and now are trying to solve the most the situation, since the air in Emilia has got harder for Ramirez. The hope is that eventually the Southampton decides to please the Bologna so that each knows his "happy" ending.

 

http://www.calcionews24.com/calciomercato-bologna-tensione-tra-ramirez-e-guaraldi-261184.html

[goneawol]

Happy ending? Is Uncle Avram involved in the negotiations?

[This Charming Man]

been off for a day, anyone care to summarise if we know anymore from Wednesday?

 

It was off, then it was back on, then it was off, then it was back on, then it was off, then it was back on... according to Twitter.

[itchen_dan]

League BOLOGNA RAMIREZ - Hard face to face yesterday between Gaston Ramirez and Guaraldi. According to reports in the Gazzetta dello Sport, the talented Uruguayan wanted to desert the training of Bologna after the confrontation with the owner of a Casteldebole felsineo club, but his agent convinced him to change his mind and now are trying to solve the most the situation, since the air in Emilia has got harder for Ramirez. The hope is that eventually the Southampton decides to please the Bologna so that each knows his "happy" ending.

 

http://www.calcionews24.com/calciomercato-bologna-tensione-tra-ramirez-e-guaraldi-261184.html

 

Thats encouraging to hear. Shows that Ramirez doesnt want to stay at Bologna. He wants to leave. No one else has had a bid accepted, but Saints. Funny, because its usually the other way round but I feel that the longer this one goes on, the more LIKELY it is to happen!

[egg]

...riiight.

Apologies, poor choice of words. We can't give the guarantees that are required. The bottom line is that if we can't /wont pay in full then bologna need a loan. Our "proof" of ability to pay is seemingly not good enough as it doesn't prove that we will pay and does not give security.