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Morning all,

 

I am looking to recruit one - perhaps two - extra forum moderator to lighten the load on our current moderator team, who have done and continue to do an excellent job policing you lot :)

 

If you believe you fit the bill, please let me know. Serious applications only, please!

 

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Dear Mr Grant

 

Please see below my CV in response to your recent advert for a forum moderator. I have many years experience as a regular user of soccerball forums and feel i have the approriate skillls and experience to fulfill the role expertly with passion and commitment. I trust you will find my details of interest and look forward to hearing from you shortly.

 

Regards

 

Turkish

 

Curriculm Vitae

 

Name: Turkish ---------------------------------------- Date of internet connection: 28th January 1998

 

Main achievement:

 

11,410 posts achieved on TSW in just over 5 years, An average of 6.25 posts per day, demostrating my commitment to the forum.

Nominated for TSW poster of the year 2010 & 2011

Originator of the most posted on thread of the day May 2012, Dec 2011, June 2009 & August 2007

Achieved a forum record of 124 bites on the topic of "we need to expand St Marys"

Top 5 "on ignore" poster on the forum

2 bans and numerous infraction points

 

Forum History & Experience

2007 - to date ---------------------- The Saints Web

 

Regular and well respected contributor to the most popular Saints mongboard on the internez. Dominating a large number of threads on the most deluded forum in soccerball history with my anti everything stance.

 

2009- to Date ------------------- The Ugly Inside

 

Dominating a large number of theads on the most negative Saints forum in history with my pro everything views.

 

2006-07 -------- B-Anter

 

Ably supporting Essruu on the forum which originated from a picture of your very own head on a stick. Widely regarded as the best forum in mongboard history

 

1999-2005 ------ Saintsforver

 

Regular contributor to this forum in my user names Tyler Durden and Paul Allen who have gone down in internet mongboard folklore.

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Dear Mr Grant

 

Please see below my CV in response to your recent advert for a forum moderator. I have many years experience as a regular user of soccerball forums and feel i have the approriate skillls and experience to fulfill the role expertly with passion and commitment. I trust you will find my details of interest and look forward to hearing from you shortly.

 

Regards

 

Turkish

 

Curriculm Vitae

 

Name: Turkish ---------------------------------------- Date of internet connection: 28th January 1998

 

Main achievement:

 

11,410 posts achieved on TSW in just over 5 years, An average of 6.25 posts per day, demostrating my commitment to the forum.

Nominated for TSW poster of the year 2010 & 2011

Originator of the most posted on thread of the day May 2012, Dec 2011, June 2009 & August 2007

Achieved a forum record of 124 bites on the topic of "we need to expand St Marys"

Top 5 "on ignore" poster on the forum

2 bans and numerous infraction points

 

Forum History & Experience

2007 - to date ---------------------- The Saints Web

 

Regular and well respected contributor to the most popular Saints mongboard on the internez. Dominating a large number of threads on the most deluded forum in soccerball history with my anti everything stance.

 

2009- to Date ------------------- The Ugly Inside

 

Dominating a large number of theads on the most negative Saints forum in history with my pro everything views.

 

2006-07 -------- B-Anter

 

Ably supporting Essruu on the forum which originated from a picture of your very own head on a stick. Widely regarded as the best forum in mongboard history

 

1999-2005 ------ Saintsforver

 

Regular contributor to this forum in my user names Tyler Durden and Paul Allen who have gone down in internet mongboard folklore.

 

That is very funny for you. I also nominate Turkey.

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Dear Mr Grant

 

Please see below my CV in response to your recent advert for a forum moderator. I have many years experience as a regular user of soccerball forums and feel i have the approriate skillls and experience to fulfill the role expertly with passion and commitment. I trust you will find my details of interest and look forward to hearing from you shortly.

 

Regards

 

Turkish

 

Curriculm Vitae

 

Name: Turkish ---------------------------------------- Date of internet connection: 28th January 1998

 

Main achievement:

 

11,410 posts achieved on TSW in just over 5 years, An average of 6.25 posts per day, demostrating my commitment to the forum.

Nominated for TSW poster of the year 2010 & 2011

Originator of the most posted on thread of the day May 2012, Dec 2011, June 2009 & August 2007

Achieved a forum record of 124 bites on the topic of "we need to expand St Marys"

Top 5 "on ignore" poster on the forum

2 bans and numerous infraction points

 

Forum History & Experience

2007 - to date ---------------------- The Saints Web

 

Regular and well respected contributor to the most popular Saints mongboard on the internez. Dominating a large number of threads on the most deluded forum in soccerball history with my anti everything stance.

 

2009- to Date ------------------- The Ugly Inside

 

Dominating a large number of theads on the most negative Saints forum in history with my pro everything views.

 

2006-07 -------- B-Anter

 

Ably supporting Essruu on the forum which originated from a picture of your very own head on a stick. Widely regarded as the best forum in mongboard history

 

1999-2005 ------ Saintsforver

 

Regular contributor to this forum in my user names Tyler Durden and Paul Allen who have gone down in internet mongboard folklore.

 

This was amusing... I now christen you Turkish Delight

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Dear Steve.

 

Thankyou for your PM regarding the vacant Forum Moderator position. I am honoured that you consider me the best person to take on this very prestigious role, however I cannot commit the time that is required to keep check of all the halfwits that regularly abuse this fine forum. I hope you understand.

 

Yours sincerely,

 

Jack.

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good pointin that case, you now have his nomination from meVote Crazy Diamond

I have prepared a statement.

I am flattered to be nominated by Mr. Thedelldays for the vacancy of Moderator but owing to work commitments will not be applying for the position.

 

I would like to wish Mr. stevegrant and SaintsWeb the very best in their recruitment process, and look forward to the announcement of the successful candidate.

 

Yours sincerely

 

Crazy Diamond

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I am looking to recruit one - perhaps two - extra forum moderator to lighten the load on our current moderator team, who have done and continue to do an excellent job policing you lot :)

 

If you believe you fit the bill, please let me know. Serious applications only, please!

 

Hi Steve.

 

Firstly, I'm not putting myself forward for the obvious reason of my lack of activity here, and also not having anything the like the required free time to commit to it. But, I've been Administrating and Moderating forums for a very long time, and feel I'm a good 'judge' of character where it comes to selecting my Staff Teams.

 

I don't post here a lot, but I have read here almost everyday since it's inception (from S4E days), and as such feel I have a good unbiased and circumspect overview, of who would be a good fit for this particular forum.Therefore, whilst none of them have submitted their own applications so far, I'd like to add some suggestions for you to consider, should they wish to apply:

 

GoldenBalls, Chez, and S-Clarke, from my observations over much time here, all possess the requisite temperament for the job, as well as the longevity of involvement on the board to garner the level of respect needed. All three have the maturity and balance necessary to carry out Moderator duties with respect for the role, a sense of fairness, and an unbiased approach; and I believe would be undertaking the role for the right reasons. All of the above qualities, amongst others, would set these three excellent members as stand out candidates at the top of my list, were it myself Admining the board, and looking to appoint new additions to my Staff Team.

 

I would also be inclined to add two - preferably three new Staff to your Team myself, rather than the "one - perhaps two" currently under consideration. From what I see, the workload here is sufficiently high enough already, (and especially taking into consideration that the new season is upon us, with a tricky start) that it warrants a considerable increase in staffing levels, to help the existing team deal with the level of workload that a busy and, shall we say "heated" forum such as ours generates. I hope you will take some time to consider my constructive and well intentioned thoughts on the matter Steve. :)

 

I also hope you three (GoldenBalls, Chez, and S-Clarke) will consider applying for the positions, as I have confidence you'll all be very well suited for the role, and that our forums will be in capable hands, with your 'responsible' fingers on the buttons.

 

Good luck if you decide to go for it. :)

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S-Clarke is a very good shout (after me of course)

 

I would also allow Glasgow saints and Bearsy to me MoDs on the Muppet Show

 

But not me :blush:

 

Nothing much needs monitoring in the muppet show as half the threads have already been moved there by a mod for going off topic and have just been moved there to die.

 

Although we did discover cheese on toast was dune, no-one was there to see as no mods ever go there.

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Shall we run a book???

 

Glasgow Saint 1/2

This Charming Man Evens

Kraken 7/4

Dell Days & Turkish 3-1

S-Clarke -5-1

CB Fry - 6-1

les Bender 8-1

Franks Cousin 12-1

Dune 500-1

 

Oddly enough, I think I glimpsed the trail of our fallen comrade Dune this morning. Driving up Stoneham Lane from the Concorde end, behind the silverlake, a badly scrawled sign in red lettering proclaimed "VOTE UKIP".

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