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Weston Saint

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I may be wrong but i have a vision of a tubby, middle aged person, hair unkept and crocked teeth staring into a computer screen, filled with hope and expectation as the logon for another fasinating day internet message board posting. The ignoree is at first a mild irritation to them, they draw little more than a few tuts and rolled eyes. However, after a few days of this the frown lines start to appear of their chubby little face, they start to feel their levels of anger rising slowly, they are compulsed to reply, composing, then deleting, then rewritting, then deleting, then deciding to go through with a strongly worded post telling the ignoree exactly that they think of them. They hope that this will crush any "trolling" as they like to put it but much to their amazement and fury, the "troll" comes back with another repsonse which send their temperature and rage into another stratoshpere. They thump away at their keyboard in rage, unable to contain their fury, not deleting this time, oh no. It's capital letter, after exclamation mark, after bold and underlined text, giving it to the troll with both barrells. THis will surely be enough? They log off, content with their work looking forward to the next session of forum posting a few hours later. Eagerly they log back on, hoping to see the "troll" has disapeared and they can come back to the board victorious. Sadly not. The "troll" has given them a cyber ironing out in the few minutes they've been and away with anger and fury at breaking point they take advice on what to do from their mother downstairs who advises them what they were told to do when called names at school. Walk away and ignore them. Sage advise they reason, and with them on ignore they can freely continue their enjoyment of the forum and remind the ignoree at every opportunity they are on ignore, unless of course they want to read their posts and see what the subject of their vitrol has to say today, which they can easily do.

 

You do talk some sh1t on here, but this is very good. I was unaware you could formulate such prose. I may just have to change my opinion of you. I hope this snippet brightens your afternoon.

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You do talk some sh1t on here, but this is very good. I was unaware you could formulate such prose. I may just have to change my opinion of you. I hope this snippet brightens your afternoon.

 

I will quote this for you as I know Turkish has you on ignore. I am confident you will be reinstated after you favourable comments in your post.

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I'm ITK for who is on Westons ignore list, for this list PM me.

 

Secondly, I don't have anyone on ignore, does this mean I'm a person that enjoys reading tedious amounts of drivel or is an elite poster that can brave reading comments that I disagree with & feel very sensitive about?

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I'm ITK for who is on Westons ignore list, for this list PM me.

 

Secondly, I don't have anyone on ignore, does this mean I'm a person that enjoys reading tedious amounts of drivel or is an elite poster that can brave reading comments that I disagree with & feel very sensitive about?

 

Please ignore me. We don't want any more tantrums do we?

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