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Tokyo's right, I reckon Bearsy is a right hinterlectuals. All this bollix about being down wid da yout, I bet he's 62 years old, votes ukip or conservative, listens to Brahms or Wagner on his Linn Sondek turntable and Quad valve amplifier and has his radio tuned to 92.9fm at all times. There is a copy of the Iliad on his coffee table, slightly covered by the latest issue of Stamp Collector UK.

 

There is a rumour that Bearsy & Dune are in fact the same person in the same way that Turkish and Chaming Man are the same person.

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Ain't I sposed to be Deppo? You guys need to keep better track of who I is and who I is not! I can't be everyone FFS!

 

In other news I was out with my mate today and he was driving and we've pulled over at the pub and he's parked on a double yellow line or whatever. I didn't say nothing, to be honest I always find it funny when other people get tickets. Anyway we've come out the pub laters and as we're stood at the car this big guy has come up all angry shouting at my mate "Oi you can't park their you've been blocking my yard all day!" and my mate has done this voice, you know in that weird voice like they do, and gone "Haim Deff!"

 

I mean that was pretty bad obviously but I nearly cracked a rib trying not to laugh! The big dude has looked at my mate, then he's looked back at me, then he's looked back at my mate and gone "Oh forget it." I dunno if he was buying that my mate was deaf or just that he obviously ain't gonna bother to argue with someone willing to go to the extent of pretending their deaf to get out of a traffic confrontation, but either way it ended the arguments as quickly as if we'd chinned him!

 

It reminds me exactly of something Thatcher done or whatever.

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I hate the words: Moist, Portion and referring to any food as tasty, not really sure why, just irritates the sh1t outta me

 

The web site run by The Atlantic magazine, The Atlantic Wire, recently did an on-line poll of disliked words and phrases. The word 'moist' was cited most often and most emphatically.

 

 

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2012/08/dictionary-despicable-words/55464/

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Anyone who says "OF" when they mean "HAVE".

 

People who say "yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah" when they agree with something.

 

The phrase "does it notice?" is just wrong. The question is surely "can it be noticed?" or "is it noticeable ?" - the first phrase implies the inanimate object has the skill of noticing something, rather than being noticed.

 

Speaking of which, you cannot "lend" something you don't have. You can only "borrow" it.

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Haven't read this thread before but if "for sure" (and even more fu.cking annoying "f'sure") hasn't been mentioned it cu.nting well should have.

 

Also the use of pointless plurals. "The Man Utd's, Chelsea's, Arsenal's of this world." F.uck the f.uck off. C.unts the lot of you.

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Haven't read this thread before but if "for sure" (and even more fu.cking annoying "f'sure") hasn't been mentioned it cu.nting well should have.

 

Also the use of pointless plurals. "The Man Utd's, Chelsea's, Arsenal's of this world." F.uck the f.uck off. C.unts the lot of you.

 

And forming plurals with an apostrophe is f.ucking annoying too, eh?

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'From the get-go'

 

(although I may well have posted this before)

 

Elderly ladies who repeat themselves really gets my goat... :)

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