Micky Posted 4 August, 2012 Share Posted 4 August, 2012 I think it's a Liverpudlianism, Pap will probably put me right, "you know what I mean like". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northernsaint Posted 5 August, 2012 Share Posted 5 August, 2012 People saying FACT after something that they are not sure is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 5 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 5 August, 2012 "It was the least I could do" No, the least you could do was nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 5 August, 2012 Share Posted 5 August, 2012 Tokyo's right, I reckon Bearsy is a right hinterlectuals. All this bollix about being down wid da yout, I bet he's 62 years old, votes ukip or conservative, listens to Brahms or Wagner on his Linn Sondek turntable and Quad valve amplifier and has his radio tuned to 92.9fm at all times. There is a copy of the Iliad on his coffee table, slightly covered by the latest issue of Stamp Collector UK. There is a rumour that Bearsy & Dune are in fact the same person in the same way that Turkish and Chaming Man are the same person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 August, 2012 Share Posted 5 August, 2012 Ain't I sposed to be Deppo? You guys need to keep better track of who I is and who I is not! I can't be everyone FFS! In other news I was out with my mate today and he was driving and we've pulled over at the pub and he's parked on a double yellow line or whatever. I didn't say nothing, to be honest I always find it funny when other people get tickets. Anyway we've come out the pub laters and as we're stood at the car this big guy has come up all angry shouting at my mate "Oi you can't park their you've been blocking my yard all day!" and my mate has done this voice, you know in that weird voice like they do, and gone "Haim Deff!" I mean that was pretty bad obviously but I nearly cracked a rib trying not to laugh! The big dude has looked at my mate, then he's looked back at me, then he's looked back at my mate and gone "Oh forget it." I dunno if he was buying that my mate was deaf or just that he obviously ain't gonna bother to argue with someone willing to go to the extent of pretending their deaf to get out of a traffic confrontation, but either way it ended the arguments as quickly as if we'd chinned him! It reminds me exactly of something Thatcher done or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 5 August, 2012 Share Posted 5 August, 2012 (edited) It reminds me exactly of something Thatcher done or whatever. Brilliant! Hahaha Edited 5 August, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 (edited) I hate the words: Moist, Portion and referring to any food as tasty, not really sure why, just irritates the sh1t outta me The web site run by The Atlantic magazine, The Atlantic Wire, recently did an on-line poll of disliked words and phrases. The word 'moist' was cited most often and most emphatically. http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2012/08/dictionary-despicable-words/55464/ Edited 8 August, 2012 by Hamilton Saint adding web link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 'There are issues around.......' No -'there are issues'. And if it isn't bad enough when people answer a 'How are you?' with 'good', it's even worse when they say 'good, good'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 There is a rumour that Bearsy & Dune are in fact the same person in the same way that Turkish and Chaming Man are the same person. Nah, there couldn't be anyone as much of a c*nt as Turks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 8 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 8 August, 2012 The web site run by The Atlantic magazine, The Atlantic Wire, recently did an on-line poll of disliked words and phrases. The word 'moist' was cited most often and most emphatically. http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2012/08/dictionary-despicable-words/55464/ Nice one Hamilton. Pilfering for FB glory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 Was reminded of an old one today, when someone is giving a drawn out explanation as to why Somethg hasn't been done - "spare me the labour pains and just get me the baby" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 Nah, there couldn't be anyone as much of a c*nt as Turks. Shut up Turkish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 "spare me the labour pains and just get me the baby" Thats what I said to my missus in the delivery room for our second. We stopped at two for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 'New and Improved' Which is it? New or Improved? It can't be both FFS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 "Pre-Owned Cars", instead of Used Cars. Think about it. If you really think this will work, then it ought to be Previously-Owned Cars, eh? "Pre-Owned Cars" implies cars right off the factory floor - cars that have not been owned yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 Its just been on 24 hrs in A&E... People who say 'aksed' instead of 'asked' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ampersound Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Sports people saying "ah yeah definitely" to any questions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintfully Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Cheese on fu.ckin toast. So dull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambol2K9 Posted 21 September, 2012 Share Posted 21 September, 2012 Generally any form of management speak winds me right up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 21 September, 2012 Share Posted 21 September, 2012 Anyone who says "OF" when they mean "HAVE". People who say "yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah" when they agree with something. The phrase "does it notice?" is just wrong. The question is surely "can it be noticed?" or "is it noticeable ?" - the first phrase implies the inanimate object has the skill of noticing something, rather than being noticed. Speaking of which, you cannot "lend" something you don't have. You can only "borrow" it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 21 September, 2012 Share Posted 21 September, 2012 Anyone who says "OF" when they mean "HAVE". That one really boils my p*ss. But then it also usually provides a clear indication that someone is of lesser intelligence when they fail to recognise the all too common error. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 21 September, 2012 Share Posted 21 September, 2012 The word 'Innit.' It's not a word. It is not right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 21 September, 2012 Share Posted 21 September, 2012 The word 'Innit.' It's not a word. It is not right. You mean it is not 'correct', surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 21 September, 2012 Share Posted 21 September, 2012 You mean it is not 'correct', surely. Yeah, Innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 September, 2012 Share Posted 21 September, 2012 You grumpy bunch of ****s........ Fwiw Ive started saying "no worries" when someone thanks me for something, this is currently annoying me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 21 September, 2012 Share Posted 21 September, 2012 Haven't read this thread before but if "for sure" (and even more fu.cking annoying "f'sure") hasn't been mentioned it cu.nting well should have. Also the use of pointless plurals. "The Man Utd's, Chelsea's, Arsenal's of this world." F.uck the f.uck off. C.unts the lot of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 22 September, 2012 Share Posted 22 September, 2012 Liberal Democrat president Tim Farron said Andrew Mitchell's comments, as reported, were "beyond unacceptable". Surely something is either acceptable or unacceptable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 22 September, 2012 Share Posted 22 September, 2012 Liberal Democrat president Tim Farron said Andrew Mitchell's comments, as reported, were "beyond unacceptable". Surely something is either acceptable or unacceptable? No, it's even worse than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 22 September, 2012 Share Posted 22 September, 2012 Are we all singing from the same hymn sheet I'm in a meeting not an f-ing choir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 23 September, 2012 Share Posted 23 September, 2012 Haven't read this thread before but if "for sure" (and even more fu.cking annoying "f'sure") hasn't been mentioned it cu.nting well should have. Also the use of pointless plurals. "The Man Utd's, Chelsea's, Arsenal's of this world." F.uck the f.uck off. C.unts the lot of you. And forming plurals with an apostrophe is f.ucking annoying too, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 23 September, 2012 Share Posted 23 September, 2012 And forming plurals with an apostrophe is f.ucking annoying too, eh? ..and Canadians that end sentences with 'eh'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 23 September, 2012 Share Posted 23 September, 2012 Americanisms such as 'regular' instead of 'standard' or 'normal'. My clock and my bowels are regular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 23 September, 2012 Share Posted 23 September, 2012 'From the get-go' (although I may well have posted this before) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 23 September, 2012 Share Posted 23 September, 2012 'From the get-go' (although I may well have posted this before) Elderly ladies who repeat themselves really gets my goat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 23 September, 2012 Share Posted 23 September, 2012 Elderly ladies who repeat themselves really gets my goat... Don't worry, I'm sure you can steal another goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 23 September, 2012 Share Posted 23 September, 2012 Don't worry, I'm sure you can steal another goat. I think you will find that Bearsy has got the goat. He may be milking it or just using it for his personal gratification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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