Words and sayings that wind you up.

[Micky]

I think it's a Liverpudlianism, Pap will probably put me right, "you know what I mean like".

[Northernsaint]

People saying FACT after something that they are not sure is true.

[pap]

"It was the least I could do"

 

No, the least you could do was nothing.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Tokyo's right, I reckon Bearsy is a right hinterlectuals. All this bollix about being down wid da yout, I bet he's 62 years old, votes ukip or conservative, listens to Brahms or Wagner on his Linn Sondek turntable and Quad valve amplifier and has his radio tuned to 92.9fm at all times. There is a copy of the Iliad on his coffee table, slightly covered by the latest issue of Stamp Collector UK.

 

There is a rumour that Bearsy & Dune are in fact the same person in the same way that Turkish and Chaming Man are the same person.

[Bearsy]

Ain't I sposed to be Deppo? You guys need to keep better track of who I is and who I is not! I can't be everyone FFS!

 

In other news I was out with my mate today and he was driving and we've pulled over at the pub and he's parked on a double yellow line or whatever. I didn't say nothing, to be honest I always find it funny when other people get tickets. Anyway we've come out the pub laters and as we're stood at the car this big guy has come up all angry shouting at my mate "Oi you can't park their you've been blocking my yard all day!" and my mate has done this voice, you know in that weird voice like they do, and gone "Haim Deff!"

 

I mean that was pretty bad obviously but I nearly cracked a rib trying not to laugh! The big dude has looked at my mate, then he's looked back at me, then he's looked back at my mate and gone "Oh forget it." I dunno if he was buying that my mate was deaf or just that he obviously ain't gonna bother to argue with someone willing to go to the extent of pretending their deaf to get out of a traffic confrontation, but either way it ended the arguments as quickly as if we'd chinned him!

 

It reminds me exactly of something Thatcher done or whatever.

[Tokyo-Saint]

 

It reminds me exactly of something Thatcher done or whatever.

 

Brilliant! Hahaha

Edited 5 August, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint

[Hamilton Saint]

I hate the words: Moist, Portion and referring to any food as tasty, not really sure why, just irritates the sh1t outta me

 

The web site run by The Atlantic magazine, The Atlantic Wire, recently did an on-line poll of disliked words and phrases. The word 'moist' was cited most often and most emphatically.

 

 

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2012/08/dictionary-despicable-words/55464/

Edited 8 August, 2012 by Hamilton Saint
adding web link

[bridge too far]

'There are issues around.......'

 

No -'there are issues'.

 

And if it isn't bad enough when people answer a 'How are you?' with 'good', it's even worse when they say 'good, good'.

[scotty]

There is a rumour that Bearsy & Dune are in fact the same person in the same way that Turkish and Chaming Man are the same person.

 

Nah, there couldn't be anyone as much of a c*nt as Turks.

[pap]

The web site run by The Atlantic magazine, The Atlantic Wire, recently did an on-line poll of disliked words and phrases. The word 'moist' was cited most often and most emphatically.

 

 

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2012/08/dictionary-despicable-words/55464/

 

Nice one Hamilton. Pilfering for FB glory.

[Turkish]

Was reminded of an old one today, when someone is giving a drawn out explanation as to why Somethg hasn't been done - "spare me the labour pains and just get me the baby"

[Turkish]

Nah, there couldn't be anyone as much of a c*nt as Turks.

 

Shut up Turkish.

[buctootim]

"spare me the labour pains and just get me the baby"

 

Thats what I said to my missus in the delivery room for our second. We stopped at two for some reason.

[SO16_Saint]

'New and Improved'

 

Which is it?

 

New or Improved?

 

It can't be both FFS!!

[Hamilton Saint]

"Pre-Owned Cars", instead of Used Cars.

 

Think about it. If you really think this will work, then it ought to be Previously-Owned Cars, eh? "Pre-Owned Cars" implies cars right off the factory floor - cars that have not been owned yet.

[SO16_Saint]

Its just been on 24 hrs in A&E...

 

People who say 'aksed' instead of 'asked'

[Ampersound]

Sports people saying "ah yeah definitely" to any questions

[saintfully]

Cheese on fu.ckin toast. So dull.

[Gambol2K9]

Generally any form of management speak winds me right up.

[The9]

Anyone who says "OF" when they mean "HAVE".

 

People who say "yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah" when they agree with something.

 

The phrase "does it notice?" is just wrong. The question is surely "can it be noticed?" or "is it noticeable ?" - the first phrase implies the inanimate object has the skill of noticing something, rather than being noticed.

 

Speaking of which, you cannot "lend" something you don't have. You can only "borrow" it.

[The Kraken]

Anyone who says "OF" when they mean "HAVE".

 

That one really boils my p*ss.

 

But then it also usually provides a clear indication that someone is of lesser intelligence when they fail to recognise the all too common error.

[Colinjb]

The word 'Innit.'

 

It's not a word. It is not right.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

The word 'Innit.'

 

It's not a word. It is not right.

 

You mean it is not 'correct', surely.

[Colinjb]

You mean it is not 'correct', surely.

 

Yeah, Innit.

[Smirking_Saint]

You grumpy bunch of ****s........

 

 

Fwiw Ive started saying "no worries" when someone thanks me for something, this is currently annoying me

[The Cat]

Haven't read this thread before but if "for sure" (and even more fu.cking annoying "f'sure") hasn't been mentioned it cu.nting well should have.

 

Also the use of pointless plurals. "The Man Utd's, Chelsea's, Arsenal's of this world." F.uck the f.uck off. C.unts the lot of you.

[revolution saint]

Liberal Democrat president Tim Farron said Andrew Mitchell's comments, as reported, were "beyond unacceptable".

 

Surely something is either acceptable or unacceptable?

[Whitey Grandad]

Liberal Democrat president Tim Farron said Andrew Mitchell's comments, as reported, were "beyond unacceptable".

 

Surely something is either acceptable or unacceptable?

 

No, it's even worse than that.

[PhilippineSaint]

Are we all singing from the same hymn sheet

 

I'm in a meeting not an f-ing choir

[Hamilton Saint]

Haven't read this thread before but if "for sure" (and even more fu.cking annoying "f'sure") hasn't been mentioned it cu.nting well should have.

 

Also the use of pointless plurals. "The Man Utd's, Chelsea's, Arsenal's of this world." F.uck the f.uck off. C.unts the lot of you.

 

And forming plurals with an apostrophe is f.ucking annoying too, eh?

[RonManager]

And forming plurals with an apostrophe is f.ucking annoying too, eh?

..and Canadians that end sentences with 'eh'?

[Whitey Grandad]

Americanisms such as 'regular' instead of 'standard' or 'normal'. My clock and my bowels are regular.

[bridge too far]

'From the get-go'

 

(although I may well have posted this before)

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

'From the get-go'

 

(although I may well have posted this before)

 

Elderly ladies who repeat themselves really gets my goat...

[Lighthouse]

Elderly ladies who repeat themselves really gets my goat...

 

Don't worry, I'm sure you can steal another goat.

[PhilippineSaint]

Don't worry, I'm sure you can steal another goat.

 

I think you will find that Bearsy has got the goat. He may be milking it or just using it for his personal gratification.