Jokes For A Year

[waterlooville saint]

Not sure if this should be here or the Muppet Show - please move if in the wrong place.

 

I've just created http://www.jokesforayear.com - sign up for free and receive a joke every day for a year. It's my contribution to beating the credit crunch, by giving people something to smile about every day.

 

They're recycled jokes, ones I've received by e-mail over the years. Setting it up has made me smile, hope some of you get some enjoyment out of it too.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Done. Very good idea WS!

[Wiltshire Saint]

A sample of things to come:

 

I Need A Push

 

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

 

'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed.

 

'Who was that?' asked his wife.

 

'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.

 

'Did you help him?' she asks.

 

'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!'

 

'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'

 

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

 

He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'

 

'Yes,' comes back the answer.

 

'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.

 

'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.

 

'Where are you?' asks the husband.

 

'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.

 

Can I suggest you change the sample joke, designed to entice people, to one that is funny.

[waterlooville saint]

WS, thanks for the feedback - humour is in the eye of the beholder ... or something.

 

Any suggestions?

 

INS, hope you enjoy the jokes.

Edited 15 November, 2008 by waterlooville saint