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I'm saying that she's best mates with Willoughby...and they've presented programmes together...up against Willoughby (who is in my top 3) she looks like Danny Devito...

 

I would quite like a 3some with Willabooby and Cotton. Cotton would demand stuff and Willabooby would be all "oooh dont look at my fanny" and Cotton would be all "get off Holly, its mine i want it, get off it i want it for a bit" and it would be quality, maybe some baby oil in there somewhere

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I would quite like a 3some with Willabooby and Cotton. Cotton would demand stuff and Willabooby would be all "oooh dont look at my fanny" and Cotton would be all "get off Holly, its mine i want it, get off it i want it for a bit" and it would be quality, maybe some baby oil in there somewhere

 

i'd ask cotton to stand in the corner and be quiet...but being the attention seeking whore she is she'd almost certainly try and stick her finger up my arse...for that she would feel the back of my hand...then she'd kick the sh:t out of me...but it'd would be alright...because i'd read some porn...

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i'd ask cotton to stand in the corner and be quiet...but being the attention seeking whore she is she'd almost certainly try and stick her finger up my arse...for that she would feel the back of my hand...then she'd kick the sh:t out of me...but it'd would be alright...because i'd read some porn...

 

 

you could also fart and see how big her nostrils get.

 

 

she is taunting me on Children in Need, im no child but i need a piece of her ass

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you could also fart and see how big her nostrils get.

 

 

she is taunting me on Children in Need, im no child but i need a piece of her ass

 

You do realise that Raw Deal is on ITV4?

 

You do realise that we should be out on a friday night?

 

You do realise i'm going to a hen do tomorrow? I really don't know how the hell that came about...

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You do realise that Raw Deal is on ITV4?

 

You do realise that we should be out on a friday night?

 

You do realise i'm going to a hen do tomorrow? I really don't know how the hell that came about...

 

Watching All Night Love on Movies 24 erotica

 

Yes i am aware of that, rather than talking about ****ging a nostril and winding up main boreders we should be binge drinking, spreading our STI's and throwing up.

 

Oh. Dear. Are you going to wear your plimpsoles?

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Watching All Night Love on Movies 24 erotica

 

Yes i am aware of that, rather than talking about ****ging a nostril and winding up main boreders we should be binge drinking, spreading our STI's and throwing up.

 

Oh. Dear. Are you going to wear your plimpsoles?

 

I will be attempting to stuff one of the hens...just hoping there's one worth clucking...

 

Oh and the plimmies won't be out...the theme is James Bond apparently...

 

Yeah that's right...there's a theme...getting ****ed just isn't enough for girls is it?

 

So i will have a look round the charity shops tomorrow...then when that all goes tits up...i'll wear jeans...

 

Nothing else...just jeans...

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I will be attempting to stuff one of the hens...just hoping there's one worth clucking...

 

Oh and the plimmies won't be out...the theme is James Bond apparently...

 

Yeah that's right...there's a theme...getting ****ed just isn't enough for girls is it?

 

So i will have a look round the charity shops tomorrow...then when that all goes tits up...i'll wear jeans...

 

Nothing else...just jeans...

 

Maybe take a gun? Just in case it all goes wrong, and you can fall back on the bond theme if it is questioned?

 

Oh and if she has a pulse and you can pick her up without pulling muscles, she will do. You know it.

 

Oh and themes are for students or gehs

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Maybe take a gun? Just in case it all goes wrong, and you can fall back on the bond theme if it is questioned?

 

Oh and if she has a pulse and you can pick her up without pulling muscles, she will do. You know it.

 

Oh and themes are for students or gehs

 

I have some flour on my bedside table just in case...

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