saint_stevo Posted 14 November, 2008 Posted 14 November, 2008 Would get destroyed. Bet she is proper dirty and stuff
Scudamore Posted 14 November, 2008 Posted 14 November, 2008 she has the nostrils that imply she's just caught whiff of a fart...
saint_stevo Posted 14 November, 2008 Author Posted 14 November, 2008 she has the nostrils that imply she's just caught whiff of a fart... I'd put it in her nostrils. No problem
Scudamore Posted 14 November, 2008 Posted 14 November, 2008 I'd put it in her nostrils. No problem does your willeh smell like farts?
saint_stevo Posted 14 November, 2008 Author Posted 14 November, 2008 does your willeh smell like farts? Only if i have been out with Scotteh or S13
saint_stevo Posted 14 November, 2008 Author Posted 14 November, 2008 Scu are you saying you wouldn't? What has Stanley and the main bored done to you my man?
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 14 November, 2008 Posted 14 November, 2008 She is lookin ROUGH on children in need!
saint_stevo Posted 14 November, 2008 Author Posted 14 November, 2008 She is lookin ROUGH on children in need! It's part of the look. I imagine her to be all, "take it out and put it in my mouth" so its still sweet
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 14 November, 2008 Posted 14 November, 2008 It's part of the look. I imagine her to be all, "take it out and put it in my mouth" so its still sweet LOL I'll agree with you there, up against the alley way of television centre and all that
Scudamore Posted 14 November, 2008 Posted 14 November, 2008 Scu are you saying you wouldn't? What has Stanley and the main bored done to you my man? I'm saying that she's best mates with Willoughby...and they've presented programmes together...up against Willoughby (who is in my top 3) she looks like Danny Devito...
Scudamore Posted 14 November, 2008 Posted 14 November, 2008 Danny Devito scrapes into my top 100 mind...
Scudamore Posted 14 November, 2008 Posted 14 November, 2008 He wouldn't know what had hit him i'm telling you...
saint_stevo Posted 14 November, 2008 Author Posted 14 November, 2008 I'm saying that she's best mates with Willoughby...and they've presented programmes together...up against Willoughby (who is in my top 3) she looks like Danny Devito... I would quite like a 3some with Willabooby and Cotton. Cotton would demand stuff and Willabooby would be all "oooh dont look at my fanny" and Cotton would be all "get off Holly, its mine i want it, get off it i want it for a bit" and it would be quality, maybe some baby oil in there somewhere
Scudamore Posted 14 November, 2008 Posted 14 November, 2008 I would quite like a 3some with Willabooby and Cotton. Cotton would demand stuff and Willabooby would be all "oooh dont look at my fanny" and Cotton would be all "get off Holly, its mine i want it, get off it i want it for a bit" and it would be quality, maybe some baby oil in there somewhere i'd ask cotton to stand in the corner and be quiet...but being the attention seeking whore she is she'd almost certainly try and stick her finger up my arse...for that she would feel the back of my hand...then she'd kick the sh:t out of me...but it'd would be alright...because i'd read some porn...
saint_stevo Posted 14 November, 2008 Author Posted 14 November, 2008 i'd ask cotton to stand in the corner and be quiet...but being the attention seeking whore she is she'd almost certainly try and stick her finger up my arse...for that she would feel the back of my hand...then she'd kick the sh:t out of me...but it'd would be alright...because i'd read some porn... you could also fart and see how big her nostrils get. she is taunting me on Children in Need, im no child but i need a piece of her ass
Scudamore Posted 14 November, 2008 Posted 14 November, 2008 you could also fart and see how big her nostrils get. she is taunting me on Children in Need, im no child but i need a piece of her ass You do realise that Raw Deal is on ITV4? You do realise that we should be out on a friday night? You do realise i'm going to a hen do tomorrow? I really don't know how the hell that came about...
saint_stevo Posted 15 November, 2008 Author Posted 15 November, 2008 You do realise that Raw Deal is on ITV4? You do realise that we should be out on a friday night? You do realise i'm going to a hen do tomorrow? I really don't know how the hell that came about... Watching All Night Love on Movies 24 erotica Yes i am aware of that, rather than talking about ****ging a nostril and winding up main boreders we should be binge drinking, spreading our STI's and throwing up. Oh. Dear. Are you going to wear your plimpsoles?
Scudamore Posted 15 November, 2008 Posted 15 November, 2008 Watching All Night Love on Movies 24 erotica Yes i am aware of that, rather than talking about ****ging a nostril and winding up main boreders we should be binge drinking, spreading our STI's and throwing up. Oh. Dear. Are you going to wear your plimpsoles? I will be attempting to stuff one of the hens...just hoping there's one worth clucking... Oh and the plimmies won't be out...the theme is James Bond apparently... Yeah that's right...there's a theme...getting ****ed just isn't enough for girls is it? So i will have a look round the charity shops tomorrow...then when that all goes tits up...i'll wear jeans... Nothing else...just jeans...
TopGun Posted 15 November, 2008 Posted 15 November, 2008 I understand that Fearne Cotton has spent time with Robbie Williams which puts me off.
saint_stevo Posted 15 November, 2008 Author Posted 15 November, 2008 I will be attempting to stuff one of the hens...just hoping there's one worth clucking... Oh and the plimmies won't be out...the theme is James Bond apparently... Yeah that's right...there's a theme...getting ****ed just isn't enough for girls is it? So i will have a look round the charity shops tomorrow...then when that all goes tits up...i'll wear jeans... Nothing else...just jeans... Maybe take a gun? Just in case it all goes wrong, and you can fall back on the bond theme if it is questioned? Oh and if she has a pulse and you can pick her up without pulling muscles, she will do. You know it. Oh and themes are for students or gehs
Scudamore Posted 15 November, 2008 Posted 15 November, 2008 Maybe take a gun? Just in case it all goes wrong, and you can fall back on the bond theme if it is questioned? Oh and if she has a pulse and you can pick her up without pulling muscles, she will do. You know it. Oh and themes are for students or gehs I have some flour on my bedside table just in case...
saint_stevo Posted 15 November, 2008 Author Posted 15 November, 2008 I have some flour on my bedside table just in case... Im guessing it's similar to monkey face?
Scudamore Posted 15 November, 2008 Posted 15 November, 2008 Im guessing it's similar to monkey face? *looks up monkey face on urban dictionary* Dear god no! When one is "making love" to a fat chick you need to dust them in flour in order to find the wet spot...
saint_stevo Posted 15 November, 2008 Author Posted 15 November, 2008 *looks up monkey face on urban dictionary* Dear god no! When one is "making love" to a fat chick you need to dust them in flour in order to find the wet spot... Fart and give us a clue always works best for me
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 15 November, 2008 Posted 15 November, 2008 Propper lolage at this thread. I have teh ear ache so canny sleep. Thought I would come on here and read a bit before ruling teh world on FM. Scu, how the hell are you going to a hen night? Surely no self respecting girl would invite a bloke. Unless that bloke was teh ghey???
Junction 9 Posted 15 November, 2008 Posted 15 November, 2008 The worst and most annoying DJ ever to grace any radio station, anywhere, ever.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 15 November, 2008 Posted 15 November, 2008 The worst and most annoying DJ ever to grace any radio station, anywhere, ever.... ...is Sara Cox
Arizona Posted 15 November, 2008 Posted 15 November, 2008 Despite the hotness, I find her a bit irritating. I think its a combination of the voice and the 'clueless bint' expression which seems to have been engraved on her face. Holly Willoughby (sp) on the other hand...
Saint_clark Posted 16 November, 2008 Posted 16 November, 2008 I don't like her that much to be honest. Agree with Arizona, Holly Willoughby is awesome.
Deppo Posted 16 November, 2008 Posted 16 November, 2008 I can't believe I've just read this thread in its entirety.
Junction 9 Posted 16 November, 2008 Posted 16 November, 2008 I can't believe I've just read this thread in its entirety. At 6:44 on a Sunday morning.
saint_stevo Posted 16 November, 2008 Author Posted 16 November, 2008 I can't believe I've just read this thread in its entirety. Wheelie? Any lol's?
Matt SFC Posted 16 November, 2008 Posted 16 November, 2008 Shes not actually fit. just the sh*ty celebrity status which makes her all the more bangable Having no standards I would gladly tamper with her
Dicko Posted 17 November, 2008 Posted 17 November, 2008 I think she's very pretty, but has horrible skinny legs and having 10-12 tattoos makes her repulsive IMO
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 17 November, 2008 Posted 17 November, 2008 I think she's very pretty, but has horrible skinny legs and having 10-12 tattoos makes her repulsive IMO What if she had 9, or even 13 tatoos? Would that be ok?
Dicko Posted 17 November, 2008 Posted 17 November, 2008 What if she had 9, or even 13 tatoos? Would that be ok? No Any woman with more than 1 tattoo is moose
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