Saint in Paradise Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Yet another person medling in things he shouldn't I despare sometimes and I don't envy you youngsters your future in thge next 50 years. Good Luck. "Scientists in the US have created a synthetic creature that swims like a jellyfish using artificial materials and rat heart cells. The creature — dubbed a "medusoid" — looks like a flower with eight petals and pulses and swims when an electrical current is fed into the water, Nature reports. The project was led by Dr Kevin Kit Parker, a biophysicist at Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts. "Morphologically, we’ve built a jellyfish. Functionally, we’ve built a jellyfish. Genetically, this thing is a rat," Dr Parker said. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Mikey Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Yet another person medling in things he shouldn't I despare sometimes and I don't envy you youngsters your future in thge next 50 years. Good Luck. "Scientists in the US have created a synthetic creature that swims like a jellyfish using artificial materials and rat heart cells. The creature — dubbed a "medusoid" — looks like a flower with eight petals and pulses and swims when an electrical current is fed into the water, Nature reports. The project was led by Dr Kevin Kit Parker, a biophysicist at Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts. "Morphologically, we’ve built a jellyfish. Functionally, we’ve built a jellyfish. Genetically, this thing is a rat," Dr Parker said. . Where did this story come from? I've only got one question: why? I'm all for these things if there's a good reason, i.e. cloning etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 . "Morphologically, we’ve built a jellyfish. Functionally, we’ve built a jellyfish. Genetically, this thing is a rat," Dr Parker said. . Is this a definition of Skatesmuff FC New Co? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 "Oh brave new world, which has such creatures in it......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 All to do with furthering tissue engineering, which I did a massive project on last year. It's exciting stuff, and if this helps us towards growing a heart for heart transplant operations, then I'm all for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Is this a definition of Skatesmuff FC New Co? Hehe But no. Not until they can get it to breed with it's sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Cool. Really........ Not sure if serious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Really........ Not sure if serious!! It's a brave new world, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambol2K9 Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small. I've seen the big-eared boys on farms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small. I think the fact that they were talking, would freak me out more than their height tbh !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small. You're a big posh sod with plums in your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 I've seen the big-eared boys on farms. I bet you have!* *abort thread - Lynne, these are sex people!! They're sex swappers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Hmmm, fear and loathing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Dr Kevin Kit Parker is also trying to perfect the monkey-chicken so we can populate our new petting zoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 24 July, 2012 Share Posted 24 July, 2012 I think some of them are walking amongst us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlin Posted 24 July, 2012 Share Posted 24 July, 2012 My son is currently doing a Phd at Oxford University in Genetics (yes, he is a smart arse). He goes a little quiet and vague when I catch up with him and ask him what he does. It's supposedly research into Alzheimer's Disease, which would be great if they can hasten a cure. But I suspect he's growing brains in petrie dishes or something equally disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 24 July, 2012 Share Posted 24 July, 2012 My son is currently doing a Phd at Oxford University in Genetics (yes, he is a smart arse). He goes a little quiet and vague when I catch up with him and ask him what he does. It's supposedly research into Alzheimer's Disease, which would be great if they can hasten a cure. But I suspect he's growing brains in petrie dishes or something equally disturbing. I'm sure he has your best interests (and his future) at heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 24 July, 2012 Share Posted 24 July, 2012 Anything else or are we finished with quacking plumbs! Classic Partridge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 24 July, 2012 Share Posted 24 July, 2012 All to do with furthering tissue engineering, which I did a massive project on last year. Did you build tracy island and win a blue peter badge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 24 July, 2012 Share Posted 24 July, 2012 Did you build tracy island and win a blue peter badge? No, my dear friend. I wish I was able to do that though. Sounds like great fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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