Bearsy Posted 22 July, 2012 Share Posted 22 July, 2012 So I'm a little hungover this morning and i thought i'd buy a newspaper to get the old mental juices running or whatever. I don't often buy a newspaper, i mean i sometimes buy the Sun so I can lol at the Dear Deidre stories but most stuff you can get nowadays on the internets without bothering to walk down to the newsagents. I brought the Sunday Times. Dunno why, I thought it would impress the milf working behind the counter "Here's a cultured bear," she would of said to herself, "I would have had him down as Sunday Sport. You never can tell." It's a pretty big paper! But I have narrow interests, I like reading about footballs, movies and tv. And boobs. I figured there's got to be lots of dat in this paper! I tried the sport section first. Cycling... not interested. Golf... not interested. Crickets... not interested. Big lot about the Olympics... not interested. Ah footballs! One page. Bout Man Utds. Bit disappointing! So I found this section called Cultures and looked for some stuff about movies and TVs. I read the review of the new batman film. They is saying it's sh!t. I mean it might be, I dunno. I ain't seen it. Fair enough. Then I read this TV section by this dude called AA Gill bout what's on TV. He reviews a few shows. He says they is all sh!t. Cheers, I could have figured dat out for myselfs! Anyone read this paper? There's a lot of other pages, is any of them worth reading? Where does they put the boobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 22 July, 2012 Share Posted 22 July, 2012 Damnit Bearsy it takes soo much more effort to post in mackrill's style could you not return to your former slightly less crazed rants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 22 July, 2012 Share Posted 22 July, 2012 You can sometimes see painting with boobs in, In the art section but that's about it for boobs really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 22 July, 2012 (edited) Good Sabbath my dear friends and fellow Southampton enthusiasts. I was just wondering whether any of our collective currently subscribe to the Sunday Times newspaper? I have just purchased the latest edition and have been perusing the tome with some interest. I must say, dear friends, that I found the sparsity of current information relating to football matters and female mammaries somewhat disappointing but perhaps these are not considered of much import to the traditional readership? I would be grateful for your commentary on this subject, however would warn you to remain strictly "on-topic" because the moderators of this forum are sticklers. Pip-pip! Edited 22 July, 2012 by Bearsy Tried really hard with the spellings this time you ****s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint137 Posted 22 July, 2012 Share Posted 22 July, 2012 And alsos when theys cover the starving natives in hot countries where its uncomfortable to wear clothes You know, like the Costa Del Sols Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 22 July, 2012 Sweet! I always think the dudes in them countries must be walking round with boners the whole time, flies crawling over their glistening helmets and whatever. They is having a Styles section, but all the models is small breasted and airbrushed. Bearsy Does Not Like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 22 July, 2012 Share Posted 22 July, 2012 Good Sabbath my dear friends and fellow Southampton enthusiasts. I was just wondering whether any of our collective currently subscribe to the Sunday Times newspaper? I have just purchased the latest edition and have been perusing the tome with some interest. I must say, dear friends, that I found the sparsity of current information relating to football matters and female mammaries somewhat disappointing but perhaps these are not considered of much import to the traditional readership? I would be grateful for your commentary on this subject, however would warn you to remain strictly "on-topic" because the moderators of this forum are sticklers. Pip-pip! I love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Red Posted 22 July, 2012 Share Posted 22 July, 2012 Think I prefer the first Bearsy to the second, and I never thought I'd think that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 22 July, 2012 Share Posted 22 July, 2012 Lol. I like Bearsy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 22 July, 2012 Share Posted 22 July, 2012 It's for people who like the idea of reading a broadsheet, but aren't really up to it intellectually. You should be ok with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 22 July, 2012 Share Posted 22 July, 2012 It's no Observer, which the "creme de la creme" of Sunday newspapers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 22 July, 2012 Share Posted 22 July, 2012 It's no Observer, which the "creme de la creme" of Sunday newspapers. Used to be. Now an emaciated carcass of Saturday Guardian leftovers. Crying shame. Still love Cohen, Rawnsley and Nigel Slater though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 22 July, 2012 Share Posted 22 July, 2012 It's for people who like the idea of reading a broadsheet, but aren't really up to it intellectually. You should be ok with it. This is accurate. Despite the heft and weight of it, whenever I buy it (not often) I can never find anything I actually want to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 22 July, 2012 Share Posted 22 July, 2012 This is far too much for me to deal with on a Sunday..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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