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Lol what's going on here today! It usually takes me like 2 minutes to catch up on threads in the Muppet Shows! We usually only get bout 2 posts per day and one of them is usually in the Word Association bore fest which i don't bother reading!

 

Passing over Cheesy for a moment, I'm reading references to another Dune account getting banned today... where is dat? I wish to inspect the evidences!

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Lol what's going on here today! It usually takes me like 2 minutes to catch up on threads in the Muppet Shows! We usually only get bout 2 posts per day and one of them is usually in the Word Association bore fest which i don't bother reading!

 

Passing over Cheesy for a moment, I'm reading references to another Dune account getting banned today... where is dat? I wish to inspect the evidences!

 

 

I've just caught dune dispite bletch's slurs on our detective work. I knew if I just kept him talking for long enough, he would eventually give away the fact that he is a sexiest xenephob. I played dumb just like Colombo does bear and he fell for it!

 

He was also busted as blobby or something in the lounge talking about rats and chickens or something. That was just a cover for his main login on here. He actually invested a £5 on this one.

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Yeah I see him above giving it all "nah I've had this account ages, it's just pure coincidences dat I started posting and became full member the moment my Dune account got banned!" He must think we're stupids Tokyo! He's mugging us off! He's mugging the mods off! He's mugging off the whole of Southampton Football Club!

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He was also busted as blobby or something in the lounge talking about rats and chickens or something.

 

That was dog! You may have missed before when he posted bout a snake in his garden having his chicken in a headlock or whatever. Same thing innit.

 

Edit: Didn't pick up on dat did you bletch for all your so called investigative powers! Bearsy and Tokyospeace 1 - 0 Sherlock Beltch.

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Dune has frequently said he has a number of dormant accounts on here for just this eventuality...

 

 

Its just like the Cold War, Russian sleeper agents everywhere just waiting for "the call".

 

We are all suspects. Trust nobody.

 

:suspicious:

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Is stevegrants the fuhrer then? Is that how it is? And Baj is like Goebells? And then.. who else is there... is Chalet just like a common stormtrooper?

 

Baj is the generalissimo. Chalet, Jimmy_D and St Clark are his henchmen drunk on the power.

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That was dog! You may have missed before when he posted bout a snake in his garden having his chicken in a headlock or whatever. Same thing innit.

 

Edit: Didn't pick up on dat did you bletch for all your so called investigative powers! Bearsy and Tokyospeace 1 - 0 Sherlock Beltch.

 

Listen Dempsey, you've spent the morning in your patrol car eating doughnuts and drinking coffee leaving your partner Makepeace quite frankly out of his depth while trying to "interrogate" a criminal mastermind.

 

I say "Interrogate" but to be honest he's more Graham Norton than Paxman. I'm not sure that it's even occurred to Tokyo-Saint that Cheese on Toast might not answer his questions truthly.

 

If it wasn't for me, Makepeace would have let him off with a coy smile, a full pardon and a "sorry to have bothered you sir".

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Listen Dempsey, you've spent the morning in your patrol car eating doughnuts and drinking coffee leaving your partner Makepeace quite frankly out of his depth while trying to "interrogate" a criminal mastermind.

 

I say "Interrogate" but to be honest he's more Graham Norton than Paxman. I'm not sure that it's even occurred to Tokyo-Saint that Cheese on Toast might not answer his questions truthly.

 

If it wasn't for me, Makepeace would have let him off with a coy smile, a full pardon and a "sorry to have bothered you sir".

 

I blew this case open!

 

While you were talking about DNA samples and proper nouns, I got new dune to admit:

 

1) He hates the Spanish

2) He hates the Germans

3) He is sexist

4) He wants out of the EU

5) He is dune

 

Bearsy and Tokyopeace for eva!

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Anal Bear!

 

I see what you mean. He is all like, I'm in charge now, nothing to see here. Dune, cheesy, p!ss in this pot we are going to do some DNA tests. I'll need a stool and sperm sample later so don't be going anywhere. In the meantime do this English test, I wanna check your proper nouns.

 

At the same time he is dismissing us from the investigation.

 

Might have to start handing out some muppet show infractions soon Bear.

 

Maybe you will have to ban everyone and start again. A bit like POL did when they had that breakdown and discovered all their members were just all the people from here.

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Anal Bear!

 

I see what you mean. He is all like, I'm in charge now, nothing to see here. Dune, cheesy, p!ss in this pot we are going to do some DNA tests. I'll need a stool and sperm sample later so don't be going anywhere. In the meantime do this English test, I wanna check your proper nouns.

 

At the same time he is dismissing us from the investigation.

 

Might have to start handing out some muppet show infractions soon Bear.

 

Maybe you will have to ban everyone and start again. A bit like POL did when they had that breakdown and discovered all their members were just all the people from here.

 

Give me your address and I'll happily give you a urine sample

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Surely there is a Churchill quote to sum this thread up?

 

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

 

He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

 

I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.

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I blew this case open!

 

While you were talking about DNA samples and proper nouns, I got new dune to admit:

 

1) He hates the Spanish

2) He hates the Germans

3) He is sexist

4) He wants out of the EU

5) He is dune

 

Bearsy and Tokyopeace for eva!

 

Tokyos - I dunno if you've noticed but saintbletch seems very invested in pinning this whole thing on Cheesy. Do you find this suspicious? I find it suspicious!

 

I think we need to go to alert level Tits. New codeword is Anal.

 

Anal Bear!

 

I see what you mean. He is all like, I'm in charge now, nothing to see here. Dune, cheesy, p!ss in this pot we are going to do some DNA tests. I'll need a stool and sperm sample later so don't be going anywhere. In the meantime do this English test, I wanna check your proper nouns.

 

At the same time he is dismissing us from the investigation.

 

Might have to start handing out some muppet show infractions soon Bear.

 

Maybe you will have to ban everyone and start again. A bit like POL did when they had that breakdown and discovered all their members were just all the people from here.

 

Right. Did it ever occur to you that this sort of infighting is exactly what Cheese on Toast wants?

 

You're coming across like a couple of 50-something, institutionally thick desk sergeants from The Bill with dyed-in-the-wool attitudes to new investigative techniques. I'm advocating modern, natural language analysis techniques and you just want "10 minutes alone with him in cell 3 while the duty sergeant takes a ciggy break".

 

Dempsey? Makepeace? We're dealing with a criminal mastermind here!

 

Did you see the way Cheese on Toast dealt with Tokyo-Saint's pointed and probing "Are you Dune?" question?

 

He made it look as if it was possible to simply lie in response to any question he is asked on an Internet forum. What use is an investigation that relies on the interrogatee answering the question truthfully? I think Toko-Saint thinks he's trapped in Ricky Jervais' "The invention of Lying".

 

Look, united we stand, divided we allow Dune to post more non-Caucasian comparative pictures of advanced primates.

 

You keep him talking Tokyo-Saint. See if you can get him to be a bit more expansive in his answers. Ask open ended questions - questions that don't elicit and yes/no response. "Are you Dune?" = BAD. "Sum up the role Mugabe has played in the development of black Africa" = GOOD.

 

I'm truly sorry if it comes across as if I'm talking down to you guys, but to be honest kneeling down to talk to you on your level is killing my back.

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Lols saintbletch thinks he is the brains of the muppet show.

 

Show us some results! You're just the boss sitting behind your desk moaning that me and bear smashed up the city while chasing the crim in bear's Ferrari. You don't know what it's like out there!

 

I'm getting too old for this Sh!t.

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What bletchy can't understand is that dispite his many flaws, Dune has integrity about his beliefs.

 

It would there for be very difficult for dune to say certain things (if not impossible). Therefore direct questioning does have its place in this investigation.

 

Dune will never say:

 

Women are good drivers.

The EU is a good thing.

Foreigners are ok.

Immigrants have contributed to the UK eccomomy.

The Spanish aren't lazy.

The Germans aren't trying to take over the world.

Labour might be right about something

Etc

 

As dune has integrity he will never be able to say these types of things when asked directly.

 

One of Dune's many flaws is that he is insecure about his intelligence, this may be a subconscious thing but is the reason why he always has to talk down to people and try to demonstrate how clever he thinks he is.

 

With this in mind, bletchy is also a suspect.

 

Bletch, what do you think of the EU?

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Women are good drivers.

The EU is a good thing.

Foreigners are ok.

Immigrants have contributed to the UK eccomomy.

The Spanish aren't lazy.

The Germans aren't trying to take over the world.

Labour might be right about something

 

I'm not Dune

 

Ah but you could have bitten your tongue and just copied and pasted that so you can tell yourself that YOU never

actually said it.

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Lols saintbletch thinks he is the brains of the muppet show.

 

Show us some results! You're just the boss sitting behind your desk moaning that me and bear smashed up the city while chasing the crim in bear's Ferrari. You don't know what it's like out there!

 

I'm getting too old for this Sh!t.

 

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king Tokyo-Saint.

 

What bletchy can't understand is that dispite his many flaws, Dune has integrity about his beliefs.

 

It would there for be very difficult for dune to say certain things (if not impossible). Therefore direct questioning does have its place in this investigation.

 

Dune will never say:

 

Women are good drivers.

The EU is a good thing.

Foreigners are ok.

Immigrants have contributed to the UK eccomomy.

The Spanish aren't lazy.

The Germans aren't trying to take over the world.

Labour might be right about something

Etc

 

As dune has integrity he will never be able to say these types of things when asked directly.

 

One of Dune's many flaws is that he is insecure about his intelligence, this may be a subconscious thing but is the reason why he always has to talk down to people and try to demonstrate how clever he thinks he is.

 

With this in mind, bletchy is also a suspect.

 

Bletch, what do you think of the EU?

 

OK. Let's illustrate the point. I think that:

 

Women are bad drivers.

The EU is a bad thing.

Foreigners are scum.

Immigrants have contributed nothing to the UK eccomomy.

The Spanish are lazy.

The Germans are trying to take over the world.

Labour are right about nothing.

 

These, Tokyo-Saint are all positions that I don't hold. But I lied about them. I'm sure that you, and the lolly-pop sucking Kodiak, will see this as evidence that I am Dune. "Who love's you Bearsy?"

 

OK. I do understand the point you're making about Dune's inability to be seen to support certain positions. He also does have an ego you could photograph, so see if you can out-smart him.

 

I'll humour you. Go on - I'll give you a day to interrogate Cheese on Toast without my interference. See if you can nail him.

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I'm going to Wembley for the final of the football (you don't need to know that, I just wanted to tell you).

 

Looks like dune either has no integrity, I over estimated it or it isn't cheesy.

 

Why don't you play Scrabble with him bletch?

 

If you haven't found out anything by the time I get back, we'll let bear fukk him up old school style.

 

Btw - when you say you are the one eyed man, are you trying to say you're a bellend or was it just a slip?

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Women are good drivers.

The EU is a good thing.

Foreigners are ok.

Immigrants have contributed to the UK eccomomy.

The Spanish aren't lazy.

The Germans aren't trying to take over the world.

Labour might be right about something

 

I'm not Dune

 

OK son, you're free to go. Sorry for the inconvenience. Enjoy the forum and no hard feelings.

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I'm going to Wembley for the final of the football (you don't need to know that, I just wanted to tell you).

 

Looks like dune either has no integrity, I over estimated it or it isn't cheesy.

 

Why don't you play Scrabble with him bletch?

 

If you haven't found out anything by the time I get back, we'll let bear fukk him up old school style.

 

Btw - when you say you are the one eyed man, are you trying to say you're a bellend or was it just a slip?

 

Becareful out there mate. Go easy, dont take too many risks, the real world is a funny olf place just stay safe and make sure you get back online as quickly as you can.

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I'm going to Wembley for the final of the football (you don't need to know that, I just wanted to tell you).

 

Looks like dune either has no integrity, I over estimated it or it isn't cheesy.

 

Why don't you play Scrabble with him bletch?

 

If you haven't found out anything by the time I get back, we'll let bear fukk him up old school style.

 

OK, I've told Cheese on Toast that he's no longer a suspect. But, and here's the clever bit, he still is. I'm going to forum-stalk him.

 

Btw - when you say you are the one eyed man, are you trying to say you're a bellend or was it just a slip?

 

Just a slip. If we're looking at our respective bellendedness, given our forum names you're likely to be the a "Jap eye" Tokyo-Saint.

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What bletchy can't understand is that dispite his many flaws, Dune has integrity about his beliefs.

 

It would there for be very difficult for dune to say certain things (if not impossible). Therefore direct questioning does have its place in this investigation.

 

Dune will never say:

 

Women are good drivers.

The EU is a good thing.

Foreigners are ok.

Immigrants have contributed to the UK eccomomy.

The Spanish aren't lazy.

The Germans aren't trying to take over the world.

Labour might be right about something

Etc

 

As dune has integrity he will never be able to say these types of things when asked directly.

 

One of Dune's many flaws is that he is insecure about his intelligence, this may be a subconscious thing but is the reason why he always has to talk down to people and try to demonstrate how clever he thinks he is.

 

With this in mind, bletchy is also a suspect.

 

Bletch, what do you think of the EU?

 

If I agree with all of that, do I have to be Dune, or can I be someone else?

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How do you do your cheese on toast, Cheese on Toast? I done some today and what I did was make some toast in the toaster, then I put on butter and then I put on some sliced cheese and then put in under the grill but what happened was the edges of the toast what had already been toasted got over toasted by the toasting effect of the grill and become all burnt round the edges! It set off my fire alarms!

 

The other way I spose is to not grill the cheese but that don't seem right I don't like cold cheese. The other way is not to pre-toast the bread but them I'm worried that will be more cheese on bread than cheese on toast! These are the things I worry bout! Do you also use grated cheese or slice it like what I done? I don't like strong cheese so I use like a mild cheddar - is that cool?

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