saintbletch Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 grammar a typo actually that looked like a grammar error. But good spot and thanks all the same. He's actually mocking this investigation. It's as if the whole thing is being played out in public and he can see exactly what we're doing and what our next steps are going to be. He's a bloody modern-day Moriarty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 That's what I thought. He wants us to know how clever he is getting past the dumb mods by having a spare user name and IP address so much that he will probably get caught again. The only other option is a teenager desperate for attention and pretending to be Dune. I'm not pretending to be Dune... stop accusing me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubby Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Does StuRomanySaints still post on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 That's what I thought. He wants us to know how clever he is getting past the dumb mods by having a spare user name and IP address so much that he will probably get caught again. The only other option is a teenager desperate for attention and pretending to be Dune. How many teenagers would pick you up on "grammar"? You're on the wrong track there. Bunch of illiterates, now back in my day.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Wrong again! I was up for killing him whatever, Bearsy wanted to give him a chance. At the moment he is in a kind of Guantanamo Bay, locked in the Muppet show, the least policed place on the forum. He has ventured onto the main board once but everyone knows dune sees himself as a bit of an intellectual and therefore loves the lounge. It won't be long before he thinks the lounge users need to know what's in today's Express, then he'll give himself away. Damn Dempsey and his sentimentality. But credit where credit is due Makepeace that's a good plan. As they say, give someone enough rope and they'll eventually create a strange fruit tree. So our plan is now to just wait for Cheese on Toast to basically walk in to the police station, put his copy of the Daily Express down on the counter, and ask you to slap the 'cuffs on him. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 (edited) How many teenagers would pick you up on "grammar"? You're on the wrong track there. Bunch of illiterates, now back in my day.......... Good point but this came after my original thoughts on him being a young attention seeker. In actual fact it is just his humour that is immature, similar to dune's. Also, saying he is not dune has played on dune's arrogance. As I said, he wants us to know how clever he is (as always) and by making it obvious he has beaten the dumb mods and their ban, he is showing us. By us saying he might not be dune, this has rattled cheese on toast to then come out and pretty much claim to be dune. Me and bear ain't as dumb as we look you know? Edited 10 August, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Damn Dempsey and his sentimentality. But credit where credit is due Makepeace that's a good plan. As they say, give someone enough rope and they'll eventually create a strange fruit tree. So our plan is now to just wait for Cheese on Toast to basically walk in to the police station, put his copy of the Daily Express down on the counter, and ask you to slap the 'cuffs on him. Brilliant. That is exactly the plan I said to bear on PM. A bit like at the end of seven. I bet dune looks like Kevin Spacey as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Does StuRomanySaints still post on here? Don't say anything Makepeace. But I think we might have found another witch to drown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Don't say anything Makepeace. But I think we might have found another witch to drown. I'v already forgotten, which one am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Hello Dune, I stopped smoking 3 weeks ago today after smoking for 20 years on the roll ups. Had patches for 3 days then went cold turkey, it was easy until last week when sitting on a beach I fancied smoke nico. Got over it and got home without a smoke, went to Tesco yesterday and got one of them e-lite cigs and am thinking I'm going backwards? Do you think this is dune giving us an update on his non-smoking exploits? (notice the capital D) or is this SRS? What you thinking Rockford? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 10 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 10 August, 2012 i thought turkish was bearsy? turkish. facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 10 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Does StuRomanySaints still post on here? He posted as Dune until Dune was banned. But he still has Sour Mash & Griffo as logins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 I want to meet this Dune bloke... he sounds like a right laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 I want to meet this Dune bloke... he sounds like a right laugh No, he was a co(k. *stands back and waits for a reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 10 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 10 August, 2012 no, he was a ****. *stands back and waits for a reaction. f*ck off you f*cking two faced c*nt. Only the other day you said i was a good bloke and that i was intelligent but acted like a ficko. You say one thing to my cyber face and another thing behind my back. You are a f*cking c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 f*ck off you f*cking two faced c*nt. Only the other day you said i was a good bloke and that i was intelligent but acted like a ficko. You say one thing to my cyber face and another thing behind my back. You are a f*cking c*nt. Bit rich coming from someone who's not Tristan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 I want to meet this Dune bloke... he sounds like a right laugh I cannot be arsed trawling SaintsWeb for confirmation, but you are probably the first person to have said this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 I cannot be arsed trawling SaintsWeb for confirmation, but you are probably the first person to have said this. And Turkish, I never said dune was a good bloke. I said he was a bit thick but wanted to be seen as being intelligent, while you were reasonably intelligent but want to portray yourself as a thicko thug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 No, he was a co(k. *stands back and waits for a reaction. No I am not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 So if you are so clever dune, why are you hiding out in here and not posting your usual right wing wind-up stuff in the lounge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 I'm not dune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 I want to meet this Dune bloke... he sounds like a right-winger There, thats better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 I'm not dune. It's all gone a bit Sparticus. What's your view on Nigel Farage Cheese? Embarrassing Kilroy-Silk wannabe, or example for all true patriots? Sent from my Lumia 800 using Board Express Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 I want to meet this Dune bloke... he sounds like a right wanger There, thats better. Improvement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 . It's all gone a bit Sparticus. What's your view on Nigel Farage Cheese? Embarrassing Kilroy-Silk wannabe, or example for all true patriots? Sent from my Lumia 800 using Board Express Example for all true patriots Sent from my grill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Example for all true patriots Sent from my grill Thought you voted green? Do the greens have an anti Europe agenda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Thought you voted green? Do the greens have an anti Europe agenda? I'm not gonna lie, I had no idea what the question meant, so I just picked a random answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 I need to make some outlandish statement and see if Dune bites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 I'm not gonna lie, I had no idea what the question meant, so I just picked a random answer So you agree that we should stay in the EU then? And when all is said and done, those continentals are actually good people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Now that Dune is gone this place can truly be run like a socialist workers cooperative. There's just a few things to sort out first, not the least of which is some reinventing of history. So I'd like to put forward a number of resolutions for 'conference' to debate. Whilst we're all obviously equal, like sheep we need a leader. I'd like to put forward pap on the basis that he has been playing that role already anyway. I'd like to amend comrade scotty's resolution slightly by suggesting that in addition we mount a campaign to erect a statue (or picture thereof) of proud comrade Dune in the banner at the top of the forum. The picture should serve as a memorial to Dune and feature things that he held dear. It's not for one member to control the comrade Dune memorial so I'd like to hear your own resolutions. Like all images in post Dune, socialist worker Saintsweb, it should be heavily symbolic so as to inspire and influence comrades as they read the resolutions and debate respectfully with their fellow comrades. As such, I'd like to see comrade Dune depicted centrally astride a large shire horse (to represent leading the workers he so passionately cared about). He should be wearing a revolutionary red army gimnasterka (to reflect his allegiance to the people's fight) with a small but prominent European Union flag stitched just above his heart. A queue of people is forming to his right (so he is always to the left of them) ready to reach up and shake his hand. In the distance we see, walking away having greeted comrade Dune, Nelson Mandela smiling warmly (representing the struggle for race equality that was so important to comrade Dune). And at the front of the queue, about to shake his hand is Bob Mugabe - comrade Dune is sporting a quizzical "so, I was wrong about you all along" sort of look on his face. Happy to listen to other resolutions or amendments to the above resolution before conference gets the chance to vote. post of the thread so far, imho. I particularly liked the "small but prominent European flag stitched above his heart" touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 I see Tristan was banned again over in the lounge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 How much money do you think dune spends on making numerous accounts per annum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 That is exactly the plan I said to bear on PM. A bit like at the end of seven. I bet dune looks like Kevin Spacey as well. Let me see if I've got this right Makepeace. So Cheese on Toast lures that sentimental bear Dempsey to a remote part of Nursling, under the power line pylons. You're told to keep you distance and are watching them when a post office van arrives with a delivery from Bearsy. You intercept the van and look in the box and recoil in horror at what you see. In the distance Cheese on Toast, who is cuffed and on his knees with a copy of the Daily Express in front of him, is taunting Bearsy about how perfect Bearsy's Saintweb life is. Cheese on toast (who we now know to be Dune) is telling Bearsy that all he, and his other Saintsweb alter-egos, ever wanted was to be liked. He admits to Bearsy that he is jealous of his grammars and the affection shown to him by other posters. Cheese on Toast (Dune) tells Bearsy that he has been working through the list of seven deadly Saintsweb infractions. One by one he has ticked them off and now he plans to make Bearsy get himself perma-banned too by goading Bearsy into getting all seven major infractions in one go. Bearsy asks what's in the box and Cheese on Toast tells him. Bearsy is horrified and seeks confirmation from you as to what is in the box but you won't tell him. Bearsy starts shouting to you over and over again... Tokyos I'm wanting to know wats in the box, or whatever Cheese on Toast is basically trying to commit forum-suicide-by-cop and further taunts Bearsy. Eventually Cheese on Toast tells Bearsy what's in the box and Bearsy, filled with anger and rage, calls Cheese on Toast a ****ing black **** **** of a nazi ****** fascist **** of a ***** registerd user, U R A **** *** with a **** ***** smelling of ***** **** RUPERT LOWE and **** to 6 ****** *** sparrow with a mother who **** **** *** towards Skacel in a ***** and **** ***** bleach ***** with ***** in her dining room. Bearsy is perma-banned instantly as a result with a record number of infraction points. But by admitting that he is really Dune, Cheese on Toast gets a perma-ban too. Is that what you meant by a bit like the end of Seven? But what was in the box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Let me see if I've got this right Makepeace. So Cheese on Toast lures that sentimental bear Dempsey to a remote part of Nursling, under the power line pylons. You're told to keep you distance and are watching them when a post office van arrives with a delivery from Bearsy. You intercept the van and look in the box and recoil in horror at what you see. In the distance Cheese on Toast, who is cuffed and on his knees with a copy of the Daily Express in front of him, is taunting Bearsy about how perfect Bearsy's Saintweb life is. Cheese on toast (who we now know to be Dune) is telling Bearsy that all he, and his other Saintsweb alter-egos, ever wanted was to be liked. He admits to Bearsy that he is jealous of his grammars and the affection shown to him by other posters. Cheese on Toast (Dune) tells Bearsy that he has been working through the list of seven deadly Saintsweb infractions. One by one he has ticked them off and now he plans to make Bearsy get himself perma-banned too by goading Bearsy into getting all seven major infractions in one go. Bearsy asks what's in the box and Cheese on Toast tells him. Bearsy is horrified and seeks confirmation from you as to what is in the box but you won't tell him. Bearsy starts shouting to you over and over again... Cheese on Toast is basically trying to commit forum-suicide-by-cop and further taunts Bearsy. Eventually Cheese on Toast tells Bearsy what's in the box and Bearsy, filled with anger and rage, calls Cheese on Toast a ****ing black **** **** of a nazi ****** fascist **** of a ***** registerd user, U R A **** *** with a **** ***** smelling of ***** **** RUPERT LOWE and **** to 6 ****** *** sparrow with a mother who **** **** *** towards Skacel in a ***** and **** ***** bleach ***** with ***** in her dining room. Bearsy is perma-banned instantly as a result with a record number of infraction points. But by admitting that he is really Dune, Cheese on Toast gets a perma-ban too. Is that what you meant by a bit like the end of Seven? But what was in the box? Some cheese on toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Do you think this is dune giving us an update on his non-smoking exploits? (notice the capital D) or is this SRS? What you thinking Rockford? Well now that that particular witch has been drowned, I'll tell you what I'm thinking Makepeace. I'm thinking this is a perfect piece of misdirection. We're looking for the one poster who we think is Dune. We think we're on to Cheese on Toast and then it turns out that it was Bubby all along. Cheese on Toast has already shown himself to be too smart for us with his Moriarty-like gifts. I think he's done it again. He's thrown us a sacrificial registered user account to 'prove' that it wasn't him. I mean, how stupid would Dune have to have been to post on themes that he was already known for? I'm all for drowning more witches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Let me see if I've got this right Makepeace. So Cheese on Toast lures that sentimental bear Dempsey to a remote part of Nursling, under the power line pylons. You're told to keep you distance and are watching them when a post office van arrives with a delivery from Bearsy. You intercept the van and look in the box and recoil in horror at what you see. In the distance Cheese on Toast, who is cuffed and on his knees with a copy of the Daily Express in front of him, is taunting Bearsy about how perfect Bearsy's Saintweb life is. Cheese on toast (who we now know to be Dune) is telling Bearsy that all he, and his other Saintsweb alter-egos, ever wanted was to be liked. He admits to Bearsy that he is jealous of his grammars and the affection shown to him by other posters. Cheese on Toast (Dune) tells Bearsy that he has been working through the list of seven deadly Saintsweb infractions. One by one he has ticked them off and now he plans to make Bearsy get himself perma-banned too by goading Bearsy into getting all seven major infractions in one go. Bearsy asks what's in the box and Cheese on Toast tells him. Bearsy is horrified and seeks confirmation from you as to what is in the box but you won't tell him. Bearsy starts shouting to you over and over again... Cheese on Toast is basically trying to commit forum-suicide-by-cop and further taunts Bearsy. Eventually Cheese on Toast tells Bearsy what's in the box and Bearsy, filled with anger and rage, calls Cheese on Toast a ****ing black **** **** of a nazi ****** fascist **** of a ***** registerd user, U R A **** *** with a **** ***** smelling of ***** **** RUPERT LOWE and **** to 6 ****** *** sparrow with a mother who **** **** *** towards Skacel in a ***** and **** ***** bleach ***** with ***** in her dining room. Bearsy is perma-banned instantly as a result with a record number of infraction points. But by admitting that he is really Dune, Cheese on Toast gets a perma-ban too. Is that what you meant by a bit like the end of Seven? But what was in the box? Yes, this is exactly what I said to Bearsy on PM, word for word. I said that in the box it was the head of the guy from coldplays bird and that if Dune asked, I wouldn't be going to the desert with him as I didn't even like coldplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 post of the thread so far, imho. I particularly liked the "small but prominent European flag stitched above his heart" touch. saintbletch has produced some sterling work in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Notice that the only question he hasn't answered so far is my question on Europe! Let's drown him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Your plan of drowning me is all well and good but did it ever occur to you that maybe I can breath underwater? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 So you agree that we should stay in the EU then? And when all is said and done, those continentals are actually good people? Answer the questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 No, we shouldn't stay in the EU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 10 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Bit rich coming from someone who's not Tristan. I am Tristain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 saintbletch has produced some sterling work in this thread. Agreed, he's wasted on here. I dont mean he's drunk, but then again, he might be.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 No, we shouldn't stay in the EU And question 2 about the continentals being good people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 I don't like the Spanish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 You won't believe it, but I'm eating cheese on toast as we speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 Agreed, he's wasted on here. I dont mean he's drunk, but then again, he might be.... I'm blushing gents - but there's work to do here. I don't have time for all this frippery and nonsense. We've a crim to catch and I'm sure if we work together we can come up with the killer question that Cheese on Toast, or should I say Dune - the puppet handler who we suspect is pulling Cheese on Toast's strings, won't be able to answer without giving himself away. Tokyo-Saint is doing a good job but, how can I put this, he's a bit of a blunt instrument. A village bobby sort of a investigator. The sort that would contaminate the scene of a sexual assault with his own DNA - if you know what I mean. He needs all our help here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 And the Germans? Can they be trusted politically? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 And the Germans? Can they be trusted politically? No, their chancellor is a woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 August, 2012 Share Posted 10 August, 2012 No, their chancellor is a woman Hi dune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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