Dune banned

[Bearsy]

Didn't take Dog long to get banned again!

[Cheese on Toast]

That must be some kind of world record

[EastleighSoulBoy]

I think there should be some kind of poll as to who Dune's secret identity is

 

Godwin's Law says ask Simon Wiesenthal , he might know.

[latter day saint]

Didn't take Dog long to get banned again!

 

wtf was that about ?

[Bearsy]

Dunno bro! I was chatting with Tokyo how it was a funny coincidence Dune getting banned and Dog coming back the next day, and we figured stevegrants had a one in one out policy on Internet bad boys.

 

Now I'm thinking when baj or whoever had the jail door open to incarcerate Dune they accidentally let out a couple of random crims and are now rounding them up, Fugitive style.

 

Either that or Dog posted some porn and I missed it. Again.

[Tokyo-Saint]

How do you know he is banned? I was talking with Bearsy and missed everything.

[Cheese on Toast]

How do you know he is banned? I was talking with Bearsy and missed everything.

 

It says under his name on posts on the previous page... DUH

[Bearsy]

How do you know he is banned? I was talking with Bearsy and missed everything.

 

Baj sent me a pm. I said ban him from the maIn board if u like but I won't have him banned from the muppet show. Baj didn't like that! When I come home there was a large turd sitting in the middle of my computer desk. I thought either SNSUN has been round or Baj is threatening take away my Muppet Show moderator privaleges! So I caved in, I'm afraid to say;

[Jonnyboy]

Turdish is a personal favourite.

 

that was mine

[Tokyo-Saint]

Baj sent me a pm. I said ban him from the maIn board if u like but I won't have him banned from the muppet show. Baj didn't like that! When I come home there was a large turd sitting in the middle of my computer desk. I thought either SNSUN has been round or Baj is threatening take away my Muppet Show moderator privaleges! So I caved in, I'm afraid to say;

 

Nothing to be ashamed of Bear. We have done some good detective work today. We can't save the whole bloody board.

[Cheese on Toast]

Nothing to be ashamed of Bear. We have done some good detective work today. We can't save the whole bloody board.

 

You two are sh!te detectives. Bastions.

[Tokyo-Saint]

You two are sh!te detectives. Bastions.

 

You just better hope we don't make a citizens arrest Stanley.

[TopGun]

What on earth is the boy going to do now? I mean, he doesn't really have a life outside TSW , does he?

 

(and before we start on pots and kettles, I have an excuse - I'm retired )

 

I'm with BTF's view. I've struggled to figure out what Dune even does for a living as he seems to post here all day long. I guess there must be life assurance from when his partner had enough and topped herself!!

[pap]

I'm with BTF's view. I've struggled to figure out what Dune even does for a living as he seems to post here all day long. I guess there must be life assurance from when his partner had enough and topped herself!!

 

Head of marketing for Gibraltar tourism board.

[Joensuu]

Wasn't he working in recruitment for UAF? Assumed his ultra-nazi act was just to scare people away from fascism.

Sent from my Lumia 800 using Board Express

[Tokyo-Saint]

Cheese on toast can you answer the questions above please.

 

I'll answer the first one, what's Dune going to do now? A) Log in as a different user.

[Cheese on Toast]

Cheese on toast can you answer the questions above please.

 

I'll answer the first one, what's Dune going to do now? A) Log in as a different user.

 

My lawyer told me not to answer these questions

[Saint in Paradise]

My lawyer told me not to answer these questions

 

Are you "crouchie" then?, he had a lawyer a few years ago

[saintbletch]

I've never been a fan of innocent until proven guilty so I've decided that I better put Cheese on Toast on Ignore just in case.

 

Problem is, I can't stand idly by and watch Bearsy and Tokyo-Saint playing Dempsey and Makepeace in their "dumb cop, dumber cop" routine. You see in the real world; I analyse language - structure, patterns, frequency, sentiment, that sort of thing; and so in the tracking down of the new Dune I could be a valuable resource for "the police". I''m a sort of independent PI - the Jim Rockford that does the police's job for them.

 

You see if you're going to post after a ban under a different user name you've got to completely change the structure, grammar and lexicon of what you're going to write - not to mention the themes involved. Otherwise your words will betray you. It's not easy and to pull it off you'd need to pretend to be some sort of half-wit that pluralises everythings and ends sentences with a "whatever" if you want to stay undercover or whatever. But of course that sort of constructed writing-style, coupled with perfect punctuation, stands out like so much horse **** spread on a beautiful cake. Just me? Oh.

 

So instead I'll keep Cheese on Toast off ignore, quietly watch the posting style of a few 'suspects' and report back. I'll leave the professional interrogation to "Dempsey and Makepeace". I'm just waiting for the moment whenthey point the anglepoise light in Cheese on Toast's eyes, tell him that they've got Turkish in the room next store and that he's singing like a canary, and then they'll hit Cheese on Toast with the the killer question..."Are you Dune?".

 

I just haven't worked out which one is Makepeace.

[Cheese on Toast]

I see

[saintbletch]

I see

 

It's Dune.

[Cheese on Toast]

It's Dune.

 

Who's Dune?

[This Charming Man]

Who's Dune?

 

Turkish.

[Cheese on Toast]

Turkish.

I thought turkish was bearsy?

[This Charming Man]

I thought turkish was bearsy?

 

Bearsy is Dog.

[Tokyo-Saint]

In truth me and Bearsy have some detailed notes on this. Our investigation hasn't just been asking some dumb questions in the hope Dune will crack.

 

Our conclusion is we still don't know. There are many Dune qualities about Cheese on toast and when he PM'd us and said he was in fact Dune, we were suspicious that it might be Dune. However, Cheese on Toast seems a lot younger. Could there be such as thing as a Dune wannabe? A copy cat poster?

[SimplyRed&White]

I have 4 computers set up each logged on to one account... speeds the process up

Go away Tristan Smith, SF76, Stanley, Dune. You do not fool me. Surprised the Administrators have not picked up from your payment to be a full member that you are breaking the rules by trying to get back after being banned under all the other names I have quoted.

[Cheese on Toast]

In truth me and Bearsy have some detailed notes on this. Our investigation hasn't just been asking some dumb questions in the hope Dune will crack.

 

Our conclusion is we still don't know. There are many Dune qualities about Cheese on toast and when he PM'd us and said he was in fact Dune, we were suspicious that it might be Dune. However, Cheese on Toast seems a lot younger. Could there be such as thing as a Dune wannabe? A copy cat poster?

 

I said no such thing in a PM... and what makes you think I'm younger than dune?

[saintbletch]

In truth me and Bearsy have some detailed notes on this. Our investigation hasn't just been asking some dumb questions in the hope Dune will crack.

 

Our conclusion is we still don't know. There are many Dune qualities about Cheese on toast and when he PM'd us and said he was in fact Dune, we were suspicious that it might be Dune. However, Cheese on Toast seems a lot younger.

 

Could there be such as thing as a Dune wannabe? A copy cat poster?

 

Thanks for the update Makepeace but I think I've found him.

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

I said no such thing in a PM... and what makes you think I'm younger than dune?

 

You pretty much tried to tell us that you were Dune on PM without actually saying, "I'm Dune". This was quite Dune like. However, I was thinking that your posting style is of someone younger than Dune, then Bearsy said that your posting style was of someone younger than Dune, then after some thought, we concluded that you were someone younger than Dune. A kind of Hitler youth if you will.

 

Does Dune have a younger brother?

[Tokyo-Saint]

That's weird, Rockford and I posted at the same time and were thinking the same thing.....

 

Maybe it is dumb, dumber and even dumber investigates.

[Cheese on Toast]

You pretty much tried to tell us that you were Dune on PM without actually saying, "I'm Dune". This was quite Dune like. However, I was thinking that your posting style is of someone younger than Dune, then Bearsy said that your posting style was of someone younger than Dune, then after some thought, we concluded that you were someone younger than Dune. A kind of Hitler youth if you will.

 

Does Dune have a younger brother?

 

Yes

[Cheese on Toast]

You pretty much tried to tell us that you were Dune on PM without actually saying, "I'm Dune". This was quite Dune like. However, I was thinking that your posting style is of someone younger than Dune, then Bearsy said that your posting style was of someone younger than Dune, then after some thought, we concluded that you were someone younger than Dune. A kind of Hitler youth if you will.

 

Does Dune have a younger brother?

 

I mean I don't know.. How would I know?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Bloody hell, we have a Dune wannabe on our hands!

[scotty]

Bloody hell, we have a Dune wannabe on our hands!

 

Ask him about Thatcher or Europe. Go on, ask him. If its dune, his head will explode like that guy on Scanners.

[Saint in Paradise]

I said no such thing in a PM... and what makes you think I'm younger than dune?

 

 

Very telling that spelling with a small d as the original dune used a small d rather than a capital. In other replies

cheese on toast has used a capital D. Saintbletch said it was difficult keeping up a new personna.

 

I also think that Bearsey is Dog.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Ask him about Thatcher or Europe. Go on, ask him. If its dune, his head will explode like that guy on Scanners.

 

That was in my original line of questioning I think. He said he didn't know who Thatcher was...

[saintbletch]

That's weird, Rockford and I posted at the same time and were thinking the same thing.....

 

Maybe it is dumb, dumber and even dumber investigates.

 

It's clear that I'm going to have to do all the "heavy lifting" in this investigation.

 

What we need is the sort of test that they used with witches. You know, where the witch is ever so gently encouraged into the middle of wide, deep and cold lake. If she floats, then she is a witch and is burned alive for being a witch and if she sinks then she is someone who bravely died proving their innocence.

 

It's a sort of win-win (or lose-lose if you're the non-witch).

 

We need to ask Cheese on Toast a Yossarianesque, Catch-22 style question. I propose

 

"Are you Dune?".

 

If Cheese on Toast says "yes" then he should be banned for coming back from perma-ban hell.

 

If, on the other hand Cheese on Toast says "no" well then that is a whole different matter. Because that is exactly what Dune would have said if he was masquerading as Cheese on Toast and did not want to be discovered. So we will have flushed out Dune and he should be banned for coming back from perma-ban hell.

[saintbletch]

That was in my original line of questioning I think. He said he didn't know who Thatcher was...

 

Yes, except that you actually asked him about "thtacher" to which he was able to accurately say that he didn't know who that was.

 

Another bungled investigation by "The police".

 

He's smart this one - this Cheese on Toast.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Problem is, I can't stand idly by and watch Bearsy and Tokyo-Saint playing Dempsey and Makepeace in their "dumb cop, dumber cop" routine.

 

I'm just waiting for the moment whenthey point the anglepoise light in Cheese on Toast's eyes, tell him that they've got Turkish in the room next store and that he's singing like a canary, and then they'll hit Cheese on Toast with the the killer question..."Are you Dune?".

 

 

It's clear that I'm going to have to do all the "heavy lifting" in this investigation.

 

What we need is the sort of test that they used with witches. You know, where the witch is ever so gently encouraged into the middle of wide, deep and cold lake. If she floats, then she is a witch and is burned alive for being a witch and if she sinks then she is someone who bravely died proving their innocence.

 

It's a sort of win-win (or lose-lose if you're the non-witch).

 

We need to ask Cheese on Toast a Yossarianesque, Catch-22 style question. I propose

 

"Are you Dune?".

 

If Cheese on Toast says "yes" then he should be banned for coming back from perma-ban hell.

 

If, on the other hand Cheese on Toast says "no" well then that is a whole different matter. Because that is exactly what Dune would have said if he was masquerading as Cheese on Toast and did not want to be discovered. So we will have flushed out Dune and he should be banned for coming back from perma-ban hell.

 

 

You mock us then several hours later after a great deal of thought, you come up with exactly the same question you mocked us for asking. The only thing you are missing is Turkish being in the room next door. Go heavy lift that!

[Cheese on Toast]

Yes, except that you actually asked him about "thtacher" to which he was able to accurately say that he didn't know who that was.

 

Another bungled investigation by "The police".

 

He's smart this one - this Cheese on Toast.

 

Cheers mate

[Tokyo-Saint]

Cheers mate

 

Are you Dune?

[Cheese on Toast]

Are you Dune?

 

I don't think I might not be the opposite of what Dune isn't

[saintbletch]

You mock us then several hours later after a great deal of thought, you come up with exactly the same question you mocked us for asking. The only thing you are missing is Turkish being in the room next door. Go heavy lift that!

 

I'll say this slowly for our hard-of-thinking law enforcers.

 

The question is the s-a-m-e, the punishment is d-i-f-f-e-r-e-n-t.

 

In your plan, if Cheese on Toast had denied being Dune, you and Dempsey would have simply let him go free to write fascist hate-pamphlets and fly to disputed British territories just off the Iberian peninsula.

 

My plan sees Cheese on Toast banned either way. If I'm wrong then we simply point the finger at someone else and repeat until we find him. Flawless.

[saintbletch]

I don't think I might not be the opposite of what Dune isn't

 

Damn!

[Tokyo-Saint]

I'll say this slowly for our hard-of-thinking law enforcers.

 

The question is the s-a-m-e, the punishment is d-i-f-f-e-r-e-n-t.

 

In your plan, if Cheese on Toast had denied being Dune, you and Dempsey would have simply let him go free to write fascist hate-pamphlets and fly to disputed British territories just off the Iberian peninsula.

 

My plan sees Cheese on Toast banned either way. If I'm wrong then we simply point the finger at someone else and repeat until we find him. Flawless.

 

Wrong again! I was up for killing him whatever, Bearsy wanted to give him a chance.

 

At the moment he is in a kind of Guantanamo Bay, locked in the Muppet show, the least policed place on the forum. He has ventured onto the main board once but everyone knows dune sees himself as a bit of an intellectual and therefore loves the lounge. It won't be long before he thinks the lounge users need to know what's in today's Express, then he'll give himself away.

[saintbletch]

Very telling that spelling with a small d as the original dune used a small d rather than a capital. In other replies

cheese on toast has used a capital D. Saintbletch said it was difficult keeping up a new personna.

 

I also think that Bearsey is Dog.

 

Good thinking Saint in Paradise. He'd also capitalising proper nouns like "Thatcher" and the personal pronoun "I" so dropping the d on dune is a good spot.

 

I'd council you to also look at the ellipses...

 

I said no such thing in a PM... and what makes you think I'm younger than dune?

 

that's a vanity that comes from an inner-monologue that he won't be able to silence easily.

 

But shush...don't tell Cheese on Toast that we're tracking him.

[Cheese on Toast]

But shush...don't tell Cheese on Toast that we're tracking him.

 

Ok... He'll never know

[Cheese on Toast]

he'd also capitalising proper nouns

 

grammar

[Tokyo-Saint]

[quote=saintbletch;1435017

that's a vanity that comes from an inner-monologue that he won't be able to silence easily.

 

But shush...don't tell Cheese on Toast that we're tracking him.

 

That's what I thought. He wants us to know how clever he is getting past the dumb mods by having a spare user name and IP address so much that he will probably get caught again. The only other option is a teenager desperate for attention and pretending to be Dune.