Tokyo-Saint Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 I am still here you mong. Prove it! What was Thatchers favourite sexual position? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 8 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 8 August, 2012 Prove it! What was Thatchers favourite sexual position? Cowgirl. She was also into Teratophilia. Up yours slanty eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 Back on topic, w***ers! This is what Dune would've wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 Cowgirl. She was also into Teratophilia. Up yours slanty eyes. Bloody hell, you really are Dune! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 Cowgirl. She was also into Teratophilia. This is what Dune would've wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 How will I get my daily share of lols if he's not here for mongs to call him 'June'? Devastated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 How will I get my daily share of lols if he's not here for mongs to call him 'June'? Devastated. Don't forget dunce. On a related subject, I haven't seen a meltdown thread on the UI yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 8 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 8 August, 2012 Don't forget dunce. On a related subject, I haven't seen a meltdown thread on the UI yet. And Prune. Pure brilliance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dig Dig Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 Don't forget dunce. On a related subject, I haven't seen a meltdown thread on the UI yet. hmmmmmm....there is a strange smell coming from his profile page as well. Should we be worried? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 And Prune. Pure brilliance. Shut it Dorkish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 Shut it Dorkish! I quite like Berkish, but people from Reading/etc may get confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 I quite like Berkish, but people from Reading/etc may get confused. Dorkish sells printer cartridges or something in Reading so best to avoid confusion on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 Turdish is a personal favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 8 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 8 August, 2012 Dorkish sells printer cartridges or something in Reading so best to avoid confusion on that one. Correct and paper. I work with a load of Berkish people so this name could stick. token Saint is a troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaford Saint Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 Should we all sign a card and present it to him. How about a collection? As Mrs BTF says, how will he fill his days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 Correct and paper. I work with a load of Berkish people so this name could stick. token Saint is a troll. A lot of money in paper. Look at Jeff Lamp he's 42 works in paper sales and he has his own Porsche! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 8 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 8 August, 2012 Should we all sign a card and present it to him. How about a collection? As Mrs BTF says, how will he fill his days? Shut it four eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 8 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 8 August, 2012 A lot of money in paper. Look at Jeff Lamp he's 42 in paper sales and has his own Porsche! You're right. I'm younger and got my own Saab! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 Should we all sign a card and present it to him. Thats an excellent idea. What about a Socialist Worker-themed card, pledging support for our fellow union member who has been so shabbily treated by the SWF bosses? We could send a food parcel as well, like they did during the miners strike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 8 August, 2012 Share Posted 8 August, 2012 (edited) This thread has the feeling of a season finale. A major character killed off. The dune = Turkish theory finally nixed. (Could he still be This Charming Man, though). Dune's real first name confirmed (at least for slow-on-the-uptake me) along with the the shocking revelation that he might actually believe what he posts! Much rests on the testimony of View From The Top. Is he on the level or is he a Machiavellian master of deception, subtly manipulating the fabric of Saints Web? (sorry VFTT - gotta keep em guessing for next season - cliffhanger, after all). I am disappointed with the way the Big Bad went down, essentially doing himself in - a kamikaze exit. The way Buffy took down the Mayor in Season Three was loads better. Any predictions for next season's Big Bad? Edited 8 August, 2012 by pap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 As I understand it "dune" was in a previous time "Stanley" and I think that he was also banned for being an outright racist. Some folks just seem unable to evolve, do they think a new name will cover up their real personna? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 9 August, 2012 This thread has the feeling of a season finale. A major character killed off. The dune = Turkish theory finally nixed. (Could he still be This Charming Man, though). Dune's real first name confirmed (at least for slow-on-the-uptake me) along with the the shocking revelation that he might actually believe what he posts! Much rests on the testimony of View From The Top. Is he on the level or is he a Machiavellian master of deception, subtly manipulating the fabric of Saints Web? (sorry VFTT - gotta keep em guessing for next season - cliffhanger, after all). I am disappointed with the way the Big Bad went down, essentially doing himself in - a kamikaze exit. The way Buffy took down the Mayor in Season Three was loads better. Any predictions for next season's Big Bad? After the blockbuster of mongboard wars a few weeks ago and the arguing and complaining about threads being ruined this episode is evidently 'the mods strike back' episode. The good news is a few prequels are set to be released. The first will go back to the days of Amygate, the mongboard community was in disarray due to the sudden collapse of saintsforver. Along comes Baj to keep the mongboard world Alive but he quickly becomes corrupted by power and wants to stamp out the few remaining banterers off of mong boards forever. Not to be denied the small band of rebels continue their quest to keep mongboards a place full of wit and banter and not be dominated by Baj and his cohorts attempts to stamp out any humour at all. Maybe the days of B-anter could be the Phantom Forum edition? I await the return of Dune in the upcoming return of the banterer to come back in a blaze of glory. Or in a Shocking twist, is he still amoungst us?.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Thats an excellent idea. What about a Socialist Worker-themed card, pledging support for our fellow union member who has been so shabbily treated by the SWF bosses? We could send a food parcel as well, like they did during the miners strike. Now that Dune is gone this place can truly be run like a socialist workers cooperative. There's just a few things to sort out first, not the least of which is some reinventing of history. So I'd like to put forward a number of resolutions for 'conference' to debate. Whilst we're all obviously equal, like sheep we need a leader. I'd like to put forward pap on the basis that he has been playing that role already anyway. I'd like to amend comrade scotty's resolution slightly by suggesting that in addition we mount a campaign to erect a statue (or picture thereof) of proud comrade Dune in the banner at the top of the forum. The picture should serve as a memorial to Dune and feature things that he held dear. It's not for one member to control the comrade Dune memorial so I'd like to hear your own resolutions. Like all images in post Dune, socialist worker Saintsweb, it should be heavily symbolic so as to inspire and influence comrades as they read the resolutions and debate respectfully with their fellow comrades. As such, I'd like to see comrade Dune depicted centrally astride a large shire horse (to represent leading the workers he so passionately cared about). He should be wearing a revolutionary red army gimnasterka (to reflect his allegiance to the people's fight) with a small but prominent European Union flag stitched just above his heart. A queue of people is forming to his right (so he is always to the left of them) ready to reach up and shake his hand. In the distance we see, walking away having greeted comrade Dune, Nelson Mandela smiling warmly (representing the struggle for race equality that was so important to comrade Dune). And at the front of the queue, about to shake his hand is Bob Mugabe - comrade Dune is sporting a quizzical "so, I was wrong about you all along" sort of look on his face. Happy to listen to other resolutions or amendments to the above resolution before conference gets the chance to vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 good riddance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 9 August, 2012 good riddance. Shut up verbal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 before conference gets the chance to vote. This is a Socialist Workers Co-operative Forum now - what's this 'vote' concept ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Now that Dune is gone this place can truly be run like a socialist workers cooperative. There's just a few things to sort out first, not the least of which is some reinventing of history. So I'd like to put forward a number of resolutions for 'conference' to debate. Whilst we're all obviously equal, like sheep we need a leader. I'd like to put forward pap on the basis that he has been playing that role already anyway. It's a high honour you choose to bestow on me (although it sounds like I auto-bestowed from your post). I am willing to accept this duty provided that saintbletch acts as Minister for Information. I'd like to amend comrade scotty's resolution slightly by suggesting that in addition we mount a campaign to erect a statue (or picture thereof) of proud comrade Dune in the banner at the top of the forum. The picture should serve as a memorial to Dune and feature things that he held dear. It's not for one member to control the comrade Dune memorial so I'd like to hear your own resolutions. Like all images in post Dune, socialist worker Saintsweb, it should be heavily symbolic so as to inspire and influence comrades as they read the resolutions and debate respectfully with their fellow comrades. Nice idea, but it hangs off securing an image of our fallen comrade. Can anyone oblige? As such, I'd like to see comrade Dune depicted centrally astride a large shire horse (to represent leading the workers he so passionately cared about). He should be wearing a revolutionary red army gimnasterka (to reflect his allegiance to the people's fight) with a small but prominent European Union flag stitched just above his heart. A queue of people is forming to his right (so he is always to the left of them) ready to reach up and shake his hand. In the distance we see, walking away having greeted comrade Dune, Nelson Mandela smiling warmly (representing the struggle for race equality that was so important to comrade Dune). And at the front of the queue, about to shake his hand is Bob Mugabe - comrade Dune is sporting a quizzical "so, I was wrong about you all along" sort of look on his face. Happy to listen to other resolutions or amendments to the above resolution before conference gets the chance to vote. It's rare that we see such a progressive and respectful motion proposed. I believe this is exactly what dune would have wanted, and thus offer this proposal my support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 As I understand it "dune" was in a previous time "Stanley" and I think that he was also banned for being an outright racist. Some folks just seem unable to evolve, do they think a new name will cover up their real personna? Racism just isn't on. He's an idiot. He'll be back though under a different name give or take few weeks. Points for those who can spot him first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Racism just isn't on. He's an idiot. He'll be back though under a different name give or take few weeks. Points for those who can spot him first! Thanks for your input!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Racism just isn't on. He's an idiot. He'll be back though under a different name give or take few weeks. Points for those who can spot him first! He's posting as Turkish. How many points do I get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 9 August, 2012 He's posting as Turkish. How many points do I get? and he's posting as This Charming Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Thanks for your input!! I only come on here for Andy's controversial opinions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 9 August, 2012 I only come on here for Andy's controversial opinions! He is the Morrisey of internet Mong boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Yeah! He's got the kind of radical opinions you can only form after hours in the student union, while planning protest marches that you ain't gonna attend and getting genuinely angry about an overseas situation you don't fully understand. (I'm beating on Andy in tribute to Dunes!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Thanks for your input!! I know you always value it, so I felt it was my duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Thanks for your tributes guys. I can honestly say it means so much to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Look how cocky saintandy is getting now Dune ain't here to shank him with a classic put-down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Look how cocky saintandy is getting now Dune ain't here to shank him with a classic put-down! As in nature, so in life. One of SaintAndy666's natural predators bites the dust and the species, unhindered by the threat of being eaten, begins to thrive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 9 August, 2012 As in nature, so in life. One of SaintAndy666's natural predators bites the dust and the species, unhindered by the threat of being eaten, begins to thrive! Everyday a gazelle wakes up and thinks I have to outrun the quickest lion to survive. Everyday a lion wakes up and thinks I have to outrun the slowest gazelle to survive. Are you the quickest lion or the slowest gazelle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 I bet he is back already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Dunewatch day 1: "Welcome to our newest member: Aura" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 "I really hate foreigners and the EU. Bloody straight bananas and stuff. Wasn't Thatcher great though? Tough, posh but a bit sexy with it. How much is diesel these days? Bloody down to the Arabs I bet. Let's invade!" My bet is on Aura Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Who is dune? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Everyday a gazelle wakes up and thinks I have to outrun the quickest lion to survive. Everyday a lion wakes up and thinks I have to outrun the slowest gazelle to survive. Are you the quickest lion or the slowest gazelle? Point of order Mr Chairman, the slowest lion will starve to death as well in this scenario. So its a question of semantics; would you rather be the slowest gazelle that gets mauled to death in seconds, or the slowest lion who starves to death in weeks, getting ever weaker and ever slower? THE CHOICE IS YOURS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Who is dune? Looks like we have a suspect. Ok... Question 1) Who would you rather bone Thatcher or Jessica Ennis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Looks like we have a suspect. Ok... Question 1) Who would you rather bone Thatcher or Jessica Ennis? Wow... umm I don't know who thtacher is,, I'm afraid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Point of order Mr Chairman, the slowest lion will starve to death as well in this scenario. So its a question of semantics; would you rather be the slowest gazelle that gets mauled to death in seconds, or the slowest lion who starves to death in weeks, getting ever weaker and ever slower? THE CHOICE IS YOURS!!! Erm in actual fact if I was a gazelle I'd be thinking the same as the lion "I only have to outrun the slowest gazelle to survive". I'd be hanging round with all the second-rate gazelles, the fat, the lame, the stupid. It's why I post on here actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Wow... umm I don't know who thtacher is,, I'm afraid Ok, I'm convinced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 Wow... umm I don't know who thtacher is,, I'm afraid mmmmm was that a spelling mistake deliberate so that you wouldn't be dissing the iron lady or was it a genuine mistake? mmmmmm Question 2) Which country is the biggest buyer of gold in the world and therefore has the greatest influence on the gold market? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 9 August, 2012 Share Posted 9 August, 2012 mmmmm was that a spelling mistake deliberate so that you wouldn't be dissing the iron lady or was it a genuine mistake? mmmmmm Question 2) Which country is the biggest buyer of gold in the world and therefore has the greatest influence on the gold market? Is it bulgaria? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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