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After the wait, Tim assume that Sam was not sure as he Sam could see one of each colour, and as Tim could see Mikes Black hat, Tim knew he had a White one. He shouted White.

 

Now honestly Pancake, did you know the answer already?

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Originally Posted by JohnnyFartPants

Brothers and sisters have I none but this man's father is my fathers son. Who is it?

 

Pompey fan surely?

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Brothers and sisters have I none but this man's father is my fathers son. Who is it?

 

No, it's

 

Brothers and sisters I have none,

But that mans father (points) is my fathers son.

 

Then the answer is you, you're pointing in a mirror.

 

But then that's just me, or is it you?

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Joe bets Tony £100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?

I thought it might be because Tony hasn't got his old mucker 'Arry around to tell him what the correct score 'might' be!

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