Bearsy Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 Tell me bout your username and why it is your username and stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
percy windham Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 I was having sex in a graveyard, post deed I was trying to sign up for this very website but hit a stumbling block when choosing a username. I looked up at the gravestone I had been slamming my bird under and there I saw it: Percy Windham Born 1765 Died 1769. In tribute to that special man I am now he. God rest ye tiny chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 My real name is Erico Farabia and I had to move to Dubai because a lot of people got confused and called me eric o'farabia and thought I was Irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 my real name is tracy morgan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 I like hairy muffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 July, 2012 That's an in-joke! Me and Tokyos do in-jokes now! We is like having our own little club! I was having sex in a graveyard, post deed I was trying to sign up for this very website but hit a stumbling block when choosing a username. I looked up at the gravestone I had been slamming my bird under and there I saw it: Percy Windham Born 1765 Died 1769. In tribute to that special man I am now he. God rest ye tiny chap. We learned bout him in school, he died of a grossly disfiguring and highly contagious knob disease. You is probably having it now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 That's an in-joke! Me and Tokyos do in-jokes now! We is like having our own little club! Forum friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 July, 2012 4eva! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 It's amazing what a bit of porn can do for a relationship. It really has brought me an Bearsy together in a way I had never foreseen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 July, 2012 Hi just to clarify for people what is reading, me and Tokyo haven't done a porn film together. Yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 Real first name is Paul, which is an inconvenient name to whack in a 1980s arcade highscore table. You can't really put PAU as it has a weak ending. PAL was out too. What if someone saw you entering PAL into an arcade machine? They may think you're a sad-case trying to befriend it. Thus, pap became my chosen name in lights whenever I marked my territory in an arcade. No one else seemed to use it or want it, probably because the dictionary definition is:- Material lacking real value or substance And another is:- worthless or oversimplified ideas; drivel I figure if I can coast just above those definitions, I'm over-achieving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintmatt Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 My name is Matt and I'm a Saints fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 Hi just to clarify for people what is reading, me and Tokyo haven't done a porn film together. Yet. We have but we can't post the link due to forum rules. Don't want to risk and infraction and go the way dog did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 July, 2012 Real first name is Paul, which is an inconvenient name to whack in a 1980s arcade highscore table. You can't really put PAU as it has a weak ending. PAL was out too. What if someone saw you entering PAL into an arcade machine? They may think you're a sad-case trying to befriend it. Thus, pap became my chosen name in lights whenever I marked my territory in an arcade. No one else seemed to use it or want it, probably because the dictionary definition is:- Material lacking real value or substance And another is:- worthless or oversimplified ideas; drivel I figure if I can coast just above those definitions, I'm over-achieving. Lols if I'd been guessing all day I wouldn't of come up with dat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 July, 2012 My name is Matt and I'm a Saints fan. Lols if I'd been guessing all day I wouldn't of come up with dat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 Deppo was Johnny Depp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 July, 2012 Lols if I'd been guessing all day I wouldn't of come up with dat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 (edited) I wish I had a real name Edited 17 July, 2012 by RonManager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 My name is Bridge because I'm (still) a fan of Wayne Bridge My surname is Too Far because I live too far away from my beloved Southampton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 I am Spartacus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 I am a condom for prepubescent males. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 I am a condom for prepubescent males. Very dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 We are sixteen badgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 I have no idea, well I know my name, but I have no idea. I like dr who, but nope no idea. I think it was to do with how secretive people on here are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 Very dry. .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 "In paradise" isn't a reference to where I live it was to reflect my new state of mind when I found out that Markus Liebherr had saved Saints. Before that I was rather worried that Saints, as we knew them, were going to disappear. So I went from sad to very happy. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 Anyone else googled "Brian Earsy" I know, I know I am a sad so and so BUT he comes up as the top 5 selections. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 I like hairy muffs. Good job you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 Because i'm Super. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 July, 2012 Anyone else googled "Brian Earsy" I know, I know I am a sad so and so BUT he comes up as the top 5 selections. :lol: Sweet! I've got my first stalker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 My first name is Charlie and my surname is Cu-ntchops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 I can only count in Base 9 and Walcott used to be my favourite player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted 18 July, 2012 Share Posted 18 July, 2012 When 900 years old you'll see... remember origin of your name you will not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 18 July, 2012 Share Posted 18 July, 2012 I can only count in Base 9 and Walcott used to be my favourite player. Then in base 9 you'd only get to the number 8 I'm afraid. You should really be known as The10. Sorry The9. Well, sorry The10 actually. saintbletch? Obvious really. As I'm sure you all know Bletch was beatified by the Roman Catholic church in 1548 and is the patron saint of pompousness, pretentiousness, pedantry and donkeys. His was a sad and regretfully short life. He was afflicted by the annoying desire to intervene and correct people in the conversations he would hear in the taverns of his native Ávila. He was obssessed with correcting grammatical errors and righting moral wrongs. He was understandably routinely beaten for this behaviour until one day, having tried to intervene in a dispute over the radix of the number 9, he was thrown from a church tower to a painful death. He was 29. His feast day is July 18th where in central Spain donkeys are pushed out of church towers in his honour. Why did I choose the name? Some people say that I resemble a donkey from some angles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red&white56 Posted 18 July, 2012 Share Posted 18 July, 2012 born in 1956 - simples! now I'm off to google brian earsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red&white56 Posted 18 July, 2012 Share Posted 18 July, 2012 I found Nancy Earsy, but no Brian.................. Was also secretly hoping to find a clip of the Tokyo Joe / Bearman porn video! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 18 July, 2012 Share Posted 18 July, 2012 First big word I learnt to spell when I was six. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 July, 2012 Share Posted 18 July, 2012 I found Nancy Earsy, but no Brian.................. Was also secretly hoping to find a clip of the Tokyo Joe / Bearman porn video! Who is Tokyo Joe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockey_saint Posted 18 July, 2012 Share Posted 18 July, 2012 I am unfortunate enough to have a not-so-good sport as a surname.....unfortunate in that I'm always stopped on planes to Canada for having a suspect surname, when, in fact, it means an island within the Somerset levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 July, 2012 Who is Tokyo Joe? Jel! Don't be listening to him tokyos I ain't been cheating on you with this Joe character, honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 19 July, 2012 Share Posted 19 July, 2012 I played Wade Garrett in the multi-Oscar winning film Roadhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 19 July, 2012 Share Posted 19 July, 2012 My real name is Charlie Untface, it used to be Fred Ucking-c-unt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 20 July, 2012 Share Posted 20 July, 2012 My real name is Charlie Untface, it used to be Fred Ucking-c-unt. Similar to pap actually. My real name is Deano, but on the arcade games you can only put in 3 letters, so I used "Dea", unafraid of the weak ending. Then during my formative years I often went for long, barren periods without being able to secure myself any nookie. As I used to cry myself to sleep staring down at my pathetic, limp cock and my all-too eager supersperms which had fallen to their two-ply nightmare, I would console myself with the comforting line "Dea, no sex tonight lolz!". It evolved from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 20 July, 2012 Share Posted 20 July, 2012 I had the misfortune of living in Australia when I joined but now I am living in District 9 aka Johannesburg I should be something more bad ass like "The Hijack Kid" or "Gunsforshowknivesforapro". Or I could just call myself Nelson or Simba but they dont sound cool, actually f*ck it I am gonna look into changing it to Rorkesdrift or Zulusr****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 1 September, 2012 Share Posted 1 September, 2012 I like cheese on toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint-luco Posted 1 September, 2012 Share Posted 1 September, 2012 i'm brian and so's my wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 1 September, 2012 Share Posted 1 September, 2012 I was christened SNSUN. It's actually pronounced 'Clint', but nobody ever guesses that. My mum's name is Siobhan and wanted to continue the family tradition of having shyte names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 1 September, 2012 Share Posted 1 September, 2012 My username was foisted on me by a so-called mate. He kept bleating on about another forum and how I'd enjoy it, (no, it wasn't a porn site,) and I kept saying "yeah yeah, I'll sign up whenever" blablah. So the c*nt simply opened an account and had the confirmation email sent to me. When I asked him why he had picked the name "Scotty", he replied that, and I quote, "well you look like a Scotty". I have never received a satisfactory explanation of this, I'm not ginger, not scottish, and I dont look like a scottie dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 1 September, 2012 Share Posted 1 September, 2012 Hang on, what's my name on _this_ forum? Ah yes, my name is Sue and I play the [tin] whistle.... I am not a referee. Although if I can't get any work when I move back to the UK I might just try refereeing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 1 September, 2012 Share Posted 1 September, 2012 Is Bearsy female? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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