St. Jason Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Thursday afternoon my friend was cooking for Cortesse, he wanted lunch in a box & was promptly served in said box. He decided he didn't like the view so moved, fair enough you'd think, then he re-ordered as he wanted fresh food, he did this a further 2 times! Finally he found a box he liked, then he changed his mind about the menu, so, 4 lunches cooked!! Really???? Coyr's Ps before crab lungs thinks I'm looking to hire a plane, start a protest group or get a fan on the board I'm not! Just posting an insight to some of the things that go on!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Its a bit diva-ish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 ...at least his three mates got to eat in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jason Posted 16 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Its a bit diva-ish... It is a tad isn't it Alpine! By all accounts he is a very hard man to please, which on one hand is excellent, especially on the football side of things, all ways striving for excellence, but, I don't like the view, really?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 I dont like KFC no matter which box Im sat in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Dave Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Lunch in a box? why didnt he just go to KFC, that comes in a box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Wayman Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Bloody hell! what a completely useless thread. What's it got to do with footie? Get on with your work you skiving sod! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 This is, without doubt, my favourite Cortesse [sic] thread ever. Can I just clarify though, what do you mean by box? Do you mean like a lunchbox - the knd they sell in the mega-store with the Saints logo on? (When I was at school I had one with Thunderbird 2 on it). So he just wanted a different lunchbox for a different view? Or a proper meal, on a plate, eaten in an executive box in the stadium, which he then moved to? How fresh did he want his food? Does it really go off in the 2 minutes it takes to move? Or had it gone cold or something - in which case he could, quite fairly, have just asked to stick it in the microwave for 20 seconds. What was on the menu? It just seems like you've purposely omitted important facts on this story. I need to know everything before I can make my mind up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 If the story is exactly as reported, yes its diva-ish ansd a little telling. If Cortese was working, meeting and greeting in the boxes, spending time in each doing 'facetime' with sponsors / HNWI then it is good behaviour by a chairman. As ever with these stories we rarely hear the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 if we had a fanontheboard He would have had a pint and a pie and been thankful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jason Posted 16 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Bloody hell! what a completely useless thread. What's it got to do with footie? Get on with your work you skiving sod! Absolutely nothing to do with footie Charlie, but it is to do with SFC! One, could argue your post is pointless, why post if you don't like?? This is something I really don't understand, it's not law you have to post, if it's a subject that doesn't interest you, simply leave! I never understand some posters need to constantly slate other people's opinion??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Absolutely nothing to do with footie Charlie, but it is to do with SFC! One, could argue your post is pointless, why post if you don't like?? This is something I really don't understand, it's not law you have to post, if it's a subject that doesn't interest you, simply leave! I never understand some posters need to constantly slate other people's opinion??? in what sense has it got to do with SFC....other than someones eating habits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Did you charge him a pound for parking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRichmond Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Thursday afternoon my friend was cooking for Cortesse, he wanted lunch in a box & was promptly served in said box. He decided he didn't like the view so moved, fair enough you'd think, then he re-ordered as he wanted fresh food, he did this a further 2 times! Finally he found a box he liked, then he changed his mind about the menu, so, 4 lunches cooked!! Really???? Coyr's Ps before crab lungs thinks I'm looking to hire a plane, start a protest group or get a fan on the board I'm not! Just posting an insight to some of the things that go on!!!! Perhaps it was his way of checking out the Quakity ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 To be fair it can't take that long to heat up a pukka pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supergoose Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Seems very reasonable behaviour. I'd be far more demanding if I was 'The Don'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Thursday afternoon my friend was cooking for Cortesse Have you been reading that book "101 ways to get your friend sacked" per chance....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 This is ridiculous. We want our club back. Where's Michael Wilde? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Have you been reading that book "101 ways to get your friend sacked" per chance....? A very good point. Unless NC employs a 100 chefs to hide amongst... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 So what we've learnt from this episode is that Cortese likes freshly cooked food. The real question is do we want someone like that running our football club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxosponge Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Perhaps it just may be that he was doing market research? Boxes are not cheap and he wants to ensure that the standards actually being dished up are good enough. Tim Martin visits 10 Wetherspoon pubs a week to see what us punters get. Good for The Don doing similar. If he was just doing research though, how about the crap food (or lack of it) and crap beer THAT THE REST OF US MUST SUFFER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordswoodsaints Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 I know a bloke who eats his lunch in a box everyday,it's a cardboard box,he also stinks of **** and cheap cider,he doesn't come across as diva-ish though,just a bit looney and unwashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 **** it I'd be the same we all would. We only complain becuase we haven't got the power to make people cook us lunch four times or change boxes (or actually even afford to watch a game from a box) becuase we don't like the view if we did we'd be just the same:lol:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Like others have said, he was just testing..... attention to detail, that's all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenue Saint Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 This is ridiculous. We want our club back. Where's Michael Wilde? Cortese out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 please, if you are going to relay a highly dubious "my mate said...." story, give us the facts. What box? in SMS? or was it somewhere else? There is probably no real substance to this story whatsoever but someone feels the need to write it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 FFS don't let Eric see this thread, NC & eating & boxes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Seems there is a rational explanation for this - he was testing out the "Executive box experience", maybe looking for improvements and determining value-for-money. Things like the temperature of the meals when they reach point-of-service, etc. Sounds reasonable, though would have thought someone a bit more junior could do that. Control freak or personal touch, I am sure we will all take our respective sides. Changing the subject slightly, what does the occupation rate of the boxes look like this year ? I was sat in Kingland for the Millwall home game last season, and hardly any had signs up in front of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Seems there is a rational explanation for this - he was testing out the "Executive box experience", maybe looking for improvements and determining value-for-money. Things like the temperature of the meals when they reach point-of-service, etc. Sounds reasonable, though would have thought someone a bit more junior could do that. Control freak or personal touch, I am sure we will all take our respective sides. Changing the subject slightly, what does the occupation rate of the boxes look like this year ? I was sat in Kingland for the Millwall home game last season, and hardly any had signs up in front of them. how could he be testing them out? In reality, a paying customer to a box is going to demand to be moved two or three times and get fresh food with every move? Hoping to go into a box for the Xmas Sunderland game, maybe i should try it out and see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 are you thick or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 how could he be testing them out? In reality, a paying customer to a box is going to demand to be moved two or three times and get fresh food with every move? Hoping to go into a box for the Xmas Sunderland game, maybe i should try it out and see what happens. Maybe it was boxes at either end of the box concourse ? I really wonder about you. Is it a aching desire to trowell the sarcasm at every opportunity, or simple, plain stupidity ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 are you thick or something? Helps if you add a quote with a statement like that...otherwise you're just having a conversation with yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanthemanfairoak Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Thursday afternoon my friend was cooking for Cortesse, he wanted lunch in a box & was promptly served in said box. He decided he didn't like the view so moved, fair enough you'd think, then he re-ordered as he wanted fresh food, he did this a further 2 times! Finally he found a box he liked, then he changed his mind about the menu, so, 4 lunches cooked!! Really???? Coyr's Ps before crab lungs thinks I'm looking to hire a plane, start a protest group or get a fan on the board I'm not! Just posting an insight to some of the things that go on!!!! your mates just lost his job, thanks to u! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 how could he be testing them out? In reality, a paying customer to a box is going to demand to be moved two or three times and get fresh food with every move? Hoping to go into a box for the Xmas Sunderland game, maybe i should try it out and see what happens. Are you joking or just not very bright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitalsaint Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Are you joking or just not very bright? I wondered that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Absolutely nothing to do with footie Charlie, but it is to do with SFC! One, could argue your post is pointless, why post if you don't like?? This is something I really don't understand, it's not law you have to post, if it's a subject that doesn't interest you, simply leave! I never understand some posters need to constantly slate other people's opinion??? it's got f-all to do with SFC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 If I was NC, I would have made sure the un-eatenmeals went to the staff or some tramps, failing that, Pompey triallists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Dave Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Hope the chef doesnt get the bullet for this thread. I wouldnt be best pleased if one of my mates had posted this about me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 This is a f*cking brilliant thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 St. Jason, I'm not going to say a thing.... Though even I have my own anti-Cortese story I will tell for the benefit of you all later! (not that I'm too bothered, but it would certainly reaffirm that he is a fussy sod, but by Christ, he get things done for this football club). He will upset a lot of people in the Prem but **** it, his achievements far outweigh anything "bad" he has allegedly done IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 it's got f-all to do with SFC! It sort of implies that our Chairman is somewhat difficult to please, which is slightly relevant, if completely bloody obvious. That in itself has both good and bad sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Are you joking or just not very bright? seriously failing to see your point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Maybe it was boxes at either end of the box concourse ? I really wonder about you. Is it a aching desire to trowell the sarcasm at every opportunity, or simple, plain stupidity ? you are a knob arent you. i post a reasonable reply, and you come back with this, and then call me names. what a nonce you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 seriously failing to see your point? When testing something out, you normally tend to try it a few times, not the once. Therefore you would try a few different meals and try out a few different boxes to make sure the staff are performing and the food is up to standards. He probably wasn't testing it out. He probably just is a fussy b*stard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadaSaint Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 And so we have another crap thread turning into another p*ssing contest. Roll on season start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Last year I met a chap who was involved in property management for corteses place in chilworth. I alluded to him being hard to please and got an anxious / positive response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 St. Jason, I'm not going to say a thing.... Though even I have my own anti-Cortese story I will tell for the benefit of you all later! (not that I'm too bothered, but it would certainly reaffirm that he is a fussy sod, but by Christ, he get things done for this football club). He will upset a lot of people in the Prem but **** it, his achievements far outweigh anything "bad" he has allegedly done IMO. Is this story anything to do with after the Middlesborough away game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 Is this story anything to do with after the Middlesborough away game? No, don't know anything about that! Mines about the refurbs taking place at the stadium at the mo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 16 July, 2012 Share Posted 16 July, 2012 No, don't know anything about that! Mines about the refurbs taking place at the stadium at the mo... Aren't we ITK!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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