lordswoodsaints Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Just been told by somebody on the inside that there is a German agent (not secret ww2 type) at the stadium as we speak.....not clear yet who he is representing though???? Anybody got any ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Gomez? Ribery? Reus? Huntelaar? Lewandowski? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint.tom.clancy Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 I have it on good authority that it's for Mario Gomez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golac's Cunning Stunts Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Don't panic, don't panic! Let me deal with the German agent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Michael Mancienne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Charlie Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 I have it on good authority that it's for Mario Gomez. Its not. He is signing for Brighton along with Jordan Rhodes, Alvaro Recoba and Raul. The Amex is the best stadium in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Sure he isnt Dutch instead of Deutch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild-saint Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 did someone not mention recently that we were signing a german , a gk and buttner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chorlton Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 They knew the Buttner deal was in trouble, so they are trying to sell us a German left sided player instead. However, it turned out to be an dodgy agent, and the player in question was in actual fact Prutton dressed as Lahm. here all week etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Hmm, I'd get your coat.... Actually not bad at all.. not quite as funny as the takeover thread, but what could be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torsaint Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Herr Flick of the Gestapo? Any footballers called Rene or Olga? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Gomez? Ribery? Reus? Huntelaar? Lewandowski? Ozil or Schweinsteiger obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Sooner or later I do believe we will sign a big name player. IMO we need to do this if we are to raise the profile of the club to where Nicola Cortese wants us to be. We can certainly afford it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golac's Cunning Stunts Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Sooner or later I do believe we will sign a big name player. IMO we need to do this if we are to raise the profile of the club to where Nicola Cortese wants us to be. We can certainly afford it. As much as I'd like to believe you, the footballing world just doesn't work in the same way it did when we signed Kevin Keegan. Nowadays,big name players cost an extraordinary amount in wages (in which case, beware because you will **** off the other players not getting that amount). Also, if you can't afford the wages that they deem fit, they would rather warm the bench with their arses for years rather than come and play for you (take almost any Man C player for an example). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Sooner or later I do believe we will sign a big name player. IMO we need to do this if we are to raise the profile of the club to where Nicola Cortese wants us to be. We can certainly afford it. This, would be great if we could make a marguee signing of some sort. Obviously, within the confines of wages and squad harmony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 As much as I'd like to believe you' date=' the footballing world just doesn't work in the same way it did when we signed Kevin Keegan. Nowadays,big name players cost an extraordinary amount in wages (in which case, beware because you will **** off the other players not getting that amount). Also, if you can't afford the wages that they deem fit, they would rather warm the bench with their arses for years rather than come and play for you (take almost any Man C player for an example).[/quote'] Tsk, such a Dell sized mentality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickfire Double Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Where's Hitzlsperger these days?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Hmm, I'd get your coat.... Actually not bad at all.. not quite as funny as the takeover thread, but what could be? I think he should get his fleece... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Sooner or later I do believe we will sign a big name player. IMO we need to do this if we are to raise the profile of the club to where Nicola Cortese wants us to be. We can certainly afford it. I thought we didn't need to sign big name players and were going to challenge Man City by using our world class academy graduates who are ignoring Man United so they can play for Southampton with their mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Man Do Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Don't panic' date=' don't panic! Let me deal with the German agent.[/quote'] Don't give him your name Pike! I wondered if perhaps it was the "third party" in the Buttner transfer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golac's Cunning Stunts Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Tsk, such a Dell sized mentality. True . But better than ending up in L1 with players on Prem wages that you can't afford to pay and can't get rid of either. Now who would be stupid enough to do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 As much as I'd like to believe you' date=' the footballing world just doesn't work in the same way it did when we signed Kevin Keegan. Nowadays,big name players cost an extraordinary amount in wages (in which case, beware because you will **** off the other players not getting that amount). Also, if you can't afford the wages that they deem fit, they would rather warm the bench with their arses for years rather than come and play for you (take almost any Man C player for an example).[/quote'] True, hence our alternative of going for mostly young players with a burgeoning reputation who can be attracted by the chance to play in the top divison but wont cost a fortune in wages and can be sold on later - aka Rodriguez, Buttner, Tadanari Lee and Butland (even though that appears to have stalled). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
del boy Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Herr today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeweahscousin Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 ....a German football site recently said that we were after Ryan Babel who plays for Hoffenheim..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 ....a German football site recently said that we were after Ryan Babel who plays for Hoffenheim..... I demand a blog on the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 I thought we didn't need to sign big name players and were going to challenge Man City by using our world class academy graduates who are ignoring Man United so they can play for Southampton with their mate? There's the SWF world and then there's the real world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Why does everyone assume that German football agents necessarily represent German players? It could be Buttner's agent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Why does everyone assume that German football agents necessarily represent German players? It could be Buttner's agent. Or he could be Austrian representing a French player.......who knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggface Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 If true more than likely a bundesliga player as I was told Adkins was on a scouting trip just after the fnd of season dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Was it William Joyce by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Or he could be Austrian representing a French player.......who knows Not really if he's German as Austria is another country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Not really if he's German as Austria is another country. Exactly. As IF an Austrian would ever represent Germans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NY Saint Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Prutton dressed as Lahm. Marvelous. My first real smile from a Saintsweb post in months. You should write for http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/series/thefiver. Can't find sarcasm icon or I would insert one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintWoolwich Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_Hoilett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Isaac Vorsah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Is this the right thread for the 'name a random player with Hoffenheim connections' game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_Hoilett Utterly impossible. TDD said so the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Is this the right thread for the 'name a random player with Hoffenheim connections' game? Sejad Salihovic is quality as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Was it William Joyce by any chance? Haw haw . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Just been told by somebody on the inside that there is a German agent (not secret ww2 type) at the stadium as we speak.....not clear yet who he is representing though???? Anybody got any ideas? I have no German stereotypes to offer you but have been reliably informed that there is a huge towel draped over the stadium. They looked at our new kit and thought we were the 'pool... Boom tish etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Exactly. As IF an Austrian would ever represent Germans. It happened once before. Things got a bit heated, as I recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Was it William Joyce by any chance? Haw Haw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 (I wish) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Bierhoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Carsten Janker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickylambert Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 I heard Nigel has been approached for the national team. Seems the semi's isn't good enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Was it William Joyce by any chance? I heard he was hanging around the place.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Chuckle Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 Owen Hargreaves just been mentioned on twitter... @Football_Juice: Breaking News: Former #MUFC, #MCFC and Bayern Midfielder, Owen Hargreaves, is in talks with Southampton. #PayAsYouPlay Would he have a German agent?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Scott Posted 10 July, 2012 Share Posted 10 July, 2012 He is indeed according to this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Grill http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/acta7/details/berater_66.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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