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I am finding the coverage of dis highly amusing! Here is what we is finding out today, I've taken peoples testimonies to try and understand the sequence of events. Some of the following is disputed by one party or the other!

In match debates:

Terry: Barges into the back of Ferdy for no reason.

Terry: C***.

Ferdy: C***

Terry: Makes gesture like Ferdy's breath smells.

Ferdy: How can you call me a c***? You ****ged your team-mate's missus, you're a c***. Ferdy makes gesture with fist implying sex.

Terry: F****** black c***. F****** knobhead.

Post Match debates:

Coley: You can't talk to JT like that.

Terry: Do you think I racially abused you?

Ferdy: No. No, that never came out of my mouth.

Coley: Didn't you say that to me?

Ferdy: I didn't say that at all

 

This is a very serious issue clearly! Doreen Lawrence, mother of murdered black teenager Stephen Lawrence, attended Monday's hearing and sat in the public gallery.

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No-one cares bout JT? One of the most important criminal trials of our time is happening NOW and it's like no-one here gives a ****. I won't say I'm surprised but I am disappointed.

 

Has anyone even picked a side yet? I'm flip-flopping! Sometimes I'm thinking there isn't even a victim cos Ferdy said he wanted to get abused and he never even heard the racist bit anyway. Then I'm hearing bout JTs lame excuses that he was just repeating something he heard or whatever and I'm thinking don the old black cap Judge, don the black cap!

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No-one cares bout JT? One of the most important criminal trials of our time is happening NOW and it's like no-one here gives a ****. I won't say I'm surprised but I am disappointed.

 

Has anyone even picked a side yet? I'm flip-flopping! Sometimes I'm thinking there isn't even a victim cos Ferdy said he wanted to get abused and he never even heard the racist bit anyway. Then I'm hearing bout JTs lame excuses that he was just repeating something he heard or whatever and I'm thinking don the old black cap Judge, don the black cap!

 

I think the maximum sentence is a £2.5K fine.

 

However, if he is found guilty, I think a good ol' "I hear you're a racist now, Terry!" in the Father Ted style might be an amusing thing to shout at him.

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Good lord. There aren't enough facepalms in the known universe for an article like that. There really are some thick people in the world (Not you Dune sir, but the daft mare who reported it)

 

I bet the journo's were in stitches with this story.

 

I particularly like Hollys comment:

 

“It’s not about the money, but the fact is the white doll is a quid more dear than the black one and that can sow all kinds of ideas in people’s heads.”

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'angry' and 'astonished' Holly actually contradicts herself. She says 'why should she have to pay more for A white baby?' in the first line of her statement. So interesting that she wasn't intending to buy a black baby anyway and was annoyed she had to pay more for a white one.

 

Great morning reading though Dune. Funny as f*ck.

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"And these dolls aren't the only example I found in Tescos", continued Holly Beckett. "Shortly afterwards, I was passing the aisle where the sugar was, and to my horror I noticed that the white sugar cost more than the brown sugar. I immediately demanded an explanation from the store manager". "Well, madam, the white sugar is more refined" he replied.

 

"What sort of message is that going to send out to the black community? It is going to set back race relations in this country by decades", said Holly.

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Good lord. There aren't enough facepalms in the known universe for an article like that. There really are some thick people in the world (Not you Dune sir, but the daft mare who reported it)

 

Too right:

 

Holly — a former Tesco employee who shops at the giant store in Dudley, West Mids — said: “I think it’s disgusting I have to pay one pound more because it’s a white baby.

 

You could just buy the black doll unless you're the Racist lol

 

“At first I reported the price difference because I was worried about what people would think about Tesco.

 

“As an ex-employee I didn’t want them to get involved in some kind of race row.”

 

So you didn't want a damaging race row but decided to kick up a fuss and then get the Sun involved. Too stupid for words.

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So you didn't want a damaging race row but decided to kick up a fuss and then get the Sun involved. Too stupid for words.

 

Was just about to post the exact same.

 

'let me think, How do I keep this quiet? I know, I will tell the worlds biggest selling newspaper! '

 

Unbelievably thick.

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"And these dolls aren't the only example I found in Tescos", continued Holly Beckett. "Shortly afterwards, I was passing the aisle where the sugar was, and to my horror I noticed that the white sugar cost more than the brown sugar. I immediately demanded an explanation from the store manager". "Well, madam, the white sugar is more refined" he replied.

 

"What sort of message is that going to send out to the black community? It is going to set back race relations in this country by decades", said Holly.

 

That is the first time you have ever made me laugh. See you can be quite humourous at times and not a constant miserable, pompous old sod.

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"And these dolls aren't the only example I found in Tescos", continued Holly Beckett. "Shortly afterwards, I was passing the aisle where the sugar was, and to my horror I noticed that the white sugar cost more than the brown sugar. I immediately demanded an explanation from the store manager". "Well, madam, the white sugar is more refined" he replied.

 

"What sort of message is that going to send out to the black community? It is going to set back race relations in this country by decades", said Holly.

 

hehehehehe

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Apparantly this morning John Terry has been talking about 40,000 Liverpool fans singing a sone about how his mum loved scouse cock, Ashley Cole has been encouraged to say c*nt rather than using the c word and has said "i heard the word Bridge, the word Black and the word c*nt"

 

This is comedy gold

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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a few more

 

Crown: 'Why didn't you call Rio [to help smooth it over]? Terry: 'I did call Rio, he wouldn't take my call'

 

Crown to Ashley Cole: 'You used to play for Arsenal, the crowd doesn't make any noise at the Emirates do they?' [LAUGHTER in court]

 

Chief mag. encourages Cole to say 'c***' word out aloud rather than spell it out, 'Don't be shy'. Cole: 'I'm not'”

 

 

 

:lol::lol::lol:

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Terry painfully has to recount to court the song from Liverpool fans about his "mum loving Scouse cock"

 

Man they should definitely be televising this trial! I would give anything to watch Terry get cross examined bout whether or not his mum loves scouse cock!

 

For the record, I suspect she probably does.

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read the transcript the other day, very funny.

 

having Ashley Cole as a character witness was a joke, he's the money grabbing, Geordie divorcing, air gun firing ****.

 

its all a waste of time tho, the most he can get is £2500 fine, that's a car change for him.

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