Keep going, Mario...

[alpine_saint]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4418182/Mario-Balotelli-swigs-champagne-and-smokes-bong-in-VIP-Room-nightclub-in-St-Tropez.html

 

Swigging Dom-P from a bottle, smoking dope, knobbing blondes, fighting paternity battles....

 

Keep it up dude, have a great summer..

Edited 9 July, 2012 by alpine_saint

[Foxstone]

Just Tevez and Aguero to deal with on opening day of season now !

[alpine_saint]

I know, but every little helps (hopefully).

 

I just hope all these prima-donnas come back strutting and we just do them over due to sheer work-rate.

[corky morris]

Have to say if I was 20 years younger & I had his stash I would fancy partaking in a bit of that.

Lots of box action to be had there!!!!

[eharty9]

hes not smoking dope lol

[saint_stevo]

I have those boxer shorts

 

And no, not his actual ones

[Dig Dig]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4418182/Mario-Balotelli-swigs-champagne-and-smokes-bong-in-VIP-Room-nightclub-in-St-Tropez.html

 

Swigging Dom-P from a bottle, smoking dope, knobbing blondes, fighting paternity battles....

 

Keep it up dude, have a great summer..

 

It's flavoured tobacco and it isn't a bong he's using. A sensationalist Sun headline, lapped up by our resident sensationalist

[alpine_saint]

It's flavoured tobacco and it isn't a bong he's using. A sensationalist Sun headline, lapped up by our resident sensationalist

 

Who gives a flying f**k ??? He could be smoking his own sh*t for all I care.

 

Maybe the Dom-P is an alcohol-free green version with a 10 Euro donation to homeless oran-utangs in Indoneisa as well for all I care.

 

The bigger picture was that hopefully while he is partying, he is losing the condition to do us damage on the 19th.

 

Christ, there are some pedantic morons on here.

[This Charming Man]

It's flavoured tobacco and it isn't a bong he's using. A sensationalist Sun headline, lapped up by our resident sensationalist

 

Beat me to it.

 

He's smoking a shisha pipe which is offered in the vast majority of bars across the continent.

[This Charming Man]

Who gives a flying f**k ??? He could be smoking his own sh*t for all I care.

 

Maybe the Dom-P is an alcohol-free green version with a 10 Euro donation to homeless oran-utangs in Indoneisa as well for all I care.

 

The bigger picture was that hopefully while he is partying, he is losing the condition to do us damage on the 19th.

 

Christ, there are some pedantic morons on here.

 

Just Tevez, Aguero, Silva and Dzeko to worry about now then...

[alpine_saint]

Just Tevez, Aguero, Silva and Dzeko to worry about now then...

 

You go ahead and worry about them then....

[Noodles34]

It's flavoured tobacco and it isn't a bong he's using. A sensationalist Sun headline, lapped up by our resident sensationalist

 

it wasn't the sun that were claiming it was dope, it was the antagonist that started this thread, as usual, distorting the facts.

[Thedelldays]

Balotelli is my favourite NON saints player

[alpine_saint]

it wasn't the sun that were claiming it was dope, it was the antagonist that started this thread, as usual, distorting the facts.

 

Yeah right. I started it as a bit of fun, and a number of you sad, sad dweebs pounced like sexually-frustrated alley cats.

[alpine_saint]

Best chance we have is with Mario playing, sulking and getting sent off.

 

Besides, despite the hype he's half the player Tevez or Aguero are. I'd put Dzeko above him too. Basically we'd have to produce our best defensive performance of recent years to not get stuffed! Still, the worst start to a season is losing to teams you'll be competing with, so least that can't happen.

 

Would be f**king fantastic to pull off a shock to announce our arrival back in the PL though.

[Noodles34]

Who gives a flying f**k ??? He could be smoking his own sh*t for all I care.

 

Maybe the Dom-P is an alcohol-free green version with a 10 Euro donation to homeless oran-utangs in Indoneisa as well for all I care.

 

The bigger picture was that hopefully while he is partying, he is losing the condition to do us damage on the 19th.

 

Christ, there are some pedantic morons on here.

 

 

hahaha, you a prize one matey. You obviously care what he is smoking cause you made up the headline in your thread!

 

Pedantic? Just the facts sonny boy

[shurlock]

Balotelli is my favourite NON saints player

 

He's bit of a to$$er TBH.

You see that Noel Gallagher interview? Bit of a reality check. Half the stuff that supposedly made him a genuine character -and why I liked him- turned out to be false while the stuff that was true just made him look like a self-obsessed moron - and no different from any other modern footballer.

[alpine_saint]

hahaha, you a prize one matey. You obviously care what he is smoking cause you made up the headline in your thread!

 

Pedantic? Just the facts sonny boy

 

Yeah, and the blonde he is knobbing is actually a brunette who has just done her roots.

 

Get. A. Life.

[Noodles34]

Yeah right. I started it as a bit of fun, and a number of you sad, sad dweebs pounced like sexually-frustrated alley cats.

 

i'd say it was libel it its worst, and if thats your idea of fun, whats next? Rooney is a Charlie Chester?

[Cabrone]

Very overrated + media hyped player IMO.

 

A couple of good goals against the Germans but against England he was pants and got nowhere against the Spanish.

 

Wouldn't mind if he does play against us.

[Noodles34]

Yeah, and the blonde he is knobbing is actually a brunette who has just done her roots.

 

Get. A. Life.

 

Get a life, what one that doesnt involve starting pointless, non Saints related bollix, yeah, you are right, cause thats not the life for me.

 

x

[alpine_saint]

i'd say it was libel it its worst, and if thats your idea of fun, whats next? Rooney is a Charlie Chester?

 

Libel ??? You self-important twerp.

[alpine_saint]

Get a life, what one that doesnt involve starting pointless, non Saints related bollix, yeah, you are right, cause thats not the life for me.

 

x

 

Nope, you just sit there, fingers hovering over keys, waiting to pounce on slight inaccuracies in joke threads,

 

GREAT life. You're welcome to it

 

:lol:

[Torrent Of Abuse]

Well this is turning into a Golden Thread already.

All I need is a bag of popcorn and for MLG and Turkish to arrive and I'll be sorted.

[Thedelldays]

alpine is my favourite parody poster

great value

[Dig Dig]

Who gives a flying f**k ??? He could be smoking his own sh*t for all I care.

 

Maybe the Dom-P is an alcohol-free green version with a 10 Euro donation to homeless oran-utangs in Indoneisa as well for all I care.

 

The bigger picture was that hopefully while he is partying, he is losing the condition to do us damage on the 19th.

 

Christ, there are some pedantic morons on here.

 

I'm sure none of our players were in bars drinking over the summer, pulling girls and generally just having a good time

[alpine_saint]

I'm sure none of our players were in bars drinking over the summer, pulling girls and generally just having a good time

 

Yet more irrelevancies.

 

We had no players at Euro 2012, meaning they were doing it a month earlier, meaning our players are back in training already and Balotelli probably doesnt report back for another fortnight.

[Noodles34]

Libel ??? You self-important twerp.

 

at the very least, write something that makes sense, though I understand rthat is probabaly the most diifculy aspect for you.

 

You are good at spelling though, i doth my cap on that one.

[Noodles34]

actually, you aren't based on your last reply, and the grammar is lacking too.

[alpine_saint]

You carry on with your bored trolling, noodles.

[Hatch]

Yet more irrelevancies.

 

We had no players at Euro 2012, meaning they were doing it a month earlier, meaning our players are back in training already and Balotelli probably doesnt report back for another fortnight.

 

So Balotelli was in full training for an extra month longer, only stopping a week ago.

[Draino76]

So what is this Fred about?

[bender]

Isn't it England V Italy in a friendly a few days before the Prem starts. Quite a few of the Man S*itty players involved.

[alpine_saint]

So Balotelli was in full training for an extra month longer, only stopping a week ago.

 

I love the b*ll*cks posted on this site...

[alpine_saint]

Isn't it England V Italy in a friendly a few days before the Prem starts. Quite a few of the Man S*itty players involved.

 

City also have the Charity Shield the week before, but not sure how serious either match will be and if he even participates (for long).

[Dig Dig]

I love the b*ll*cks posted on this site...

 

Obviously you do otherwise you wouldn't post so much of it yourself

[alpine_saint]

Obviously you do otherwise you wouldn't post so much of it yourself

 

I see. We are going for the "My Dad is bigger than yours" playground mentality.

 

I'll leave you to it.

[JPTCount]

hate all the bad press against him, he's 21 and earning a **** load. I'd be on one king size bender right now if that was me.

Edited 9 July, 2012 by JPTCount

[JPTCount]

lol @ smoking a bong

 

if he was eating sherbert they'd say he was doing coke

[alpine_saint]

hate all the bad press against him, he's 21 and earning a **** load. ur be on one king size bender right now if that was me.

 

Agree completely. I am just hoping the hangover lingers into the game against us, thats all.

[Dig Dig]

I see. We are going for the "My Dad is bigger than yours" playground mentality.

 

I'll leave you to it.

 

you absolute nutjob

[Toomer]

I can see this lad going the same way as a Gazza.

[Crisp]

That's not a bong.

[alpine_saint]

I reckon I've mis-represented some of you, and for that I humbly apologise.

 

You are not pointing out that its not a bong and that it is not dope to be pedantic, I see that now.

 

You are pointing out that its not a bong and that it is not dope in order to appear cool and knowledgable d*ck-wavers about drug paraphenalia and drug-taking.

 

[Dig Dig]

I reckon I've mis-represented some of you, and for that I humbly apologise.

 

You are not pointing out that its not a bong and that it is not dope to be pedantic, I see that now.

 

You are pointing out that its not a bong and that it is not dope in order to appear cool and knowledgable d*ck-wavers about drug paraphenalia and drug-taking.

 

 

Why do you have such a obsession with d*ick waving? Did something happen in the school changing rooms which you need to talk about? Your friends on SWF are here to help.

[Hatch]

I can see this lad going the same way as a Gazza.

 

No doubt it, Alpine is a bit more sensible. He wont fall that far.

[aintforever]

This place is like being back at school.

 

Nothing wrong with Alpine's post. It's clearly in our interests for Mario to be out partying for as long as possible. Hopefully Tevez and Aguero are smoking and scrotum deep in tarts as well.

[The Kraken]

This place is like being back at school.

 

Nothing wrong with Alpine's post. It's clearly in our interests for Mario to be out partying for as long as possible. Hopefully Tevez and Aguero are smoking and scrotum deep in tarts as well.

If we can get most of the City team stoned or leathered right up to our game we might actually have a chance. City's home record last season of 18 wins and 1 draw suggests we might need 12 or 13 players on the pitch to give them a game.

[scotty]

Would be f**king fantastic to pull off a shock to announce our arrival back in the PL though.

 

 

 

It would indeed alps. However, I wouldnt put your mortgage on it just yet.

[JPTCount]

I reckon I've mis-represented some of you, and for that I humbly apologise.

 

You are not pointing out that its not a bong and that it is not dope to be pedantic, I see that now.

 

You are pointing out that its not a bong and that it is not dope in order to appear cool and knowledgable d*ck-wavers about drug paraphenalia and drug-taking.

 

 

and not being able to admit ur faults and calling everyone else names because u were wrong isn't **** waving?

 

knowing is half the battle anyway

 

but its not ur fault. u read something in the sun and took it as gospel, understandably.