Steven Davis Chant

[Golden Balls]

Pretty easy one this. Those lovely Northern Irish fellas have already written us one, to a tune we currently don't use

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKsdnVIvxeE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

You are my Davis

My Steven Davis

You make me happy, when sky's are grey

So ***k your Lampard, and Steven Garrard,

Please don't take my Davis away

[for_heaven's_Saint]

Pretty easy one this. Those lovely Northern Irish fellas have already written us one, to a tune we currently don't use

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKsdnVIvxeE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

You are my Davis

My Steven Davis

You make me happy, when sky's are grey

So ***k your Lampard, and Steven Garrard,

Please don't take my Davis away

 

Good stuff.

[Barry the Badger]

Pretty easy one this. Those lovely Northern Irish fellas have already written us one, to a tune we currently don't use

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKsdnVIvxeE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

You are my Davis

My Steven Davis

You make me happy, when sky's are grey

So ***k your Lampard, and Steven Garrard,

Please don't take my Davis away

 

Bit gay.

[Saint_clark]

I've never liked that chant tbh, plus I'd prefer to come up with something different rather than nick another one word for word.

[Golden Balls]

I've never liked that chant tbh, plus I'd prefer to come up with something different rather than nick another one word for word.

 

I'd much rather come up with our own, but I know if we're left to our own devises we'll end up with either "Do do do do, Steven Davis" or "One Steven Davis.."

 

Any suggestions?

[Ivan Katalinic's 'tache]

How about the old Kevin Davies song we sung when Dave Jones had him firing on all cylinders? Walking in a Davis wonderland?

[Golden Balls]

How about the old Kevin Davies song we sung when Dave Jones had him firing on all cylinders? Walking in a Davis wonderland?

 

More reserved for Markus these days

[Thedelldays]

hallo hallo,

we are the billies boys

etc

[Turkish]

One Steven Davis, there's only one steven Davis

 

 

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap.

[Thedelldays]

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[rshephard3]

One Steven Davis, there's only one steven Davis

 

 

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap.

 

To make my day in the Northam enjoyable this song would need to be preceded by waving of large foam hands. It would then be followed by a mexican wave. Can we make this happen?

[Spudders]

oooooooooooooooooooh steven Davis,

you used to be more Ginger when you played snooker.

[Turkish]

To make my day in the Northam enjoyable this song would need to be preceded by waving of large foam hands. It would then be followed by a mexican wave. Can we make this happen?

 

Imagine how intimidated Paul Scholes will be when he is greeted by a sea of giant foam hands all giving him the thumbs down as we sing, "look like a wotsit" to him.

[rshephard3]

oooooooooooooooooooh steven Davis,

you used to be more Ginger when you played snooker.

 

Surely..

 

'Two Steven Davis's, there's only two Steven Davis's'

[Thedelldays]

Imagine how intimidated Paul Scholes will be when he is greeted by a sea of giant foam hands all giving him the thumbs down as we sing, "look like a wotsit" to him.

one of my highlights at Peterboro'. for sure

 

[terrypward]

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me,

 

We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue.

 

Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.

 

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy.

[rshephard3]

Imagine how intimidated Paul Scholes will be when he is greeted by a sea of giant foam hands all giving him the thumbs down as we sing, "look like a wotsit" to him.

 

This is the premiership Turkish. I don't know if you've forgotten the protocol.. Let me enlighten you:

 

1) excess seats taken by happy clappy muppets who forgot who saints were until they returned to the prem

2) don't try to intimidate Scholes with said foam hands, let his Manure team **** us whilst applauding their away support and helping them win the league(said excess seat holders in saints end will be spaffing by this point cos they looovvvee ManUre winning things really)

3) spend the next 27 years(roughly)being essentially subservient to so called 'big teams' while selling anyone who can kick a ball straight for a shat load of cash which won't help when by the end of said 27 years we end up in administration.

 

Did I miss anything?

 

Ps I studied cynicism at uni and got a first. I waved my foam hand at graduation.

[Tokyo-Saint]

One Steven Davis, there's only one steven Davis

 

 

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap.

 

How fast do we have to clap? I had trouble keeping up last year.

[Spudders]

How fast do we have to clap? I had trouble keeping up last year.

It's ok, there's no requirement to clap at the same speed, so just clap at your own pace & as it speeds up & slows down you'll occasionally get it right!

[Ivan Katalinic's 'tache]

How about the old Kevin Davies song we sung when Dave Jones had him firing on all cylinders? Walking in a Davis wonderland?

 

More reserved for Markus these days

 

Oh yeah...

[Tokyo-Saint]

It's ok, there's no requirement to clap at the same speed, so just clap at your own pace & as it speeds up & slows down you'll occasionally get it right!

 

That's what I do, but I've been clapping to the beat of champagne supernova*for years and it has never seemed to fit.

[hasper57saint]

Ps I studied cynicism at uni and got a first. I waved my foam hand at graduation.

 

Yeah! But what do you do for an encore?

[dune]

one of my highlights at Peterboro'. for sure

 

 

I heard it first at MK Dons, and it was quite funny then, and the first time at P'boro brought a smile. But there were people having hysterics at P'boro after the 2nd and 3rd rendition.

[krissyboy31]

Surely..

 

'Two Steven Davis's, there's only two Steven Davis's'

Then there's the Crewe manager and the one that we had before that went to Burnley. That's 4 at least!

[farawaysaint]

"Do Do Do Steven Davis" To the tune of good vibrations. You're welcome everyone

[JPTCount]

super Steven Davis

 

keeps things simple if every Davis has the sane chant

[VectisSaint]

Steeeeeeeeeeeeve. It may not get used much otherwise.

[Thedelldays]

stevo, stevo, stevo

[Bearsy]

"Do Do Do Steven Davis" To the tune of good vibrations. You're welcome everyone

 

Dat would work!

 

We should get the dudes doing the deep second vocal where they is doing the "We're singing bout Steven Davis, we're singing bout Steven Davis," and then over the top the chicks and dudes with unbroken voices can be doing the "Good Good Good Steven Davis!"

[Junction 9]

Hiw about this?

 

Steve Davis, Steve Davis, Steve Davis..........x19

 

To the tune of the BBC snooker coverage.

[John Cool]

Ste-ven Da-vis, Waah! Waah!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS8ZfVTE4SM

(I'll get my flares)

[Wilko]

Snooker Loopy once, followed by a generic chant involving his name.

[SuperMikey]

 

His name's Steven Davis

He puts up a real good fight

He's going to be snookering you tonight

He's famed for his aim and

You'd better believe we're right

He's going to be snookering you, snookering you tonight

DA-VIS!

 

No need to thank me.

[buctootim]

I knew an insurance salesman who said "nearly everybody I sell a life insurance policy to signs on the dotted line and then says "worth more dead than alive eh?" and looks to me to laugh. I can manage a wan smile but what I really want to do is punch them hard in the face." I imagine Steve Davis feels that way about the snooker references.

[Wilko]

I knew an insurance salesman who said "nearly everybody I sell a life insurance policy to signs on the dotted line and then says "worth more dead than alive eh?" and looks to me to laugh. I can manage a wan smile but what I really want to do is punch them hard in the face." I imagine Steve Davis feels that way about the snooker references.

 

If he doesn't like it, he should fu**ing well just change his name.

[maysie]

We all know it will be the usual song to the Sloop John B track (i.e Lallana song) with some creative lyrics that don't really make sense:

 

He isn't a Scot

He's from Northern Ireland

Steven Davis he isn't a Scot