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How do we know these scientists aren't making all this stuff up to justify their own existence? I mean, look at this b*****ks....

 

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It's all made up ****

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Just watching the live press conference where the scientists are trying to explain what they've found in layman's terms.....more convinced than ever they're making it up.

Clapham Saint

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How do we know these scientists aren't making all this stuff up to justify their own existence? I mean, look at this b*****ks....

 

Elementary_particle_interactions.svg

 

It's all made up ****

 

Its all a conspiracy to make us beleive that god doesn't exist...?

alpine_saint

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Just watching the live press conference where the scientists are trying to explain what they've found in layman's terms.....more convinced than ever they're making it up.

 

Welcome to the world of science funding.....

 

How co-incidental is it that the Tevatron in the US suddenly started finding hints of the Higgs boson just as it was shutting down ???

 

I dont believe any of them or their data. I made the same point on the global warming thread.

pedg

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I dont believe any of them or their data. I made the same point on the global warming thread.

 

I am glad to hear that your uneducated opinion trumps large amounts of peer reviewed scientific evidence. Lets stop doing research and just ask what you think the answer is shall we? :)

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large amounts of peer reviewed scientific evidence

 

Yeah, but they're all in collusion to back each other up. Their jobs depend on it. They'd have nothing to do if they didn't make up new stuff....vested interests abound.... :)

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Yeah, but they're all in collusion to back each other up. Their jobs depend on it. They'd have nothing to do if they didn't make up new stuff....vested interests abound.... :)

 

It must be hard job making up all this stuff across continents based on enormous amounts of data and at the same time making sure they all agree what they are making up.

Saintandy666

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Welcome to the world of science funding.....

 

How co-incidental is it that the Tevatron in the US suddenly started finding hints of the Higgs boson just as it was shutting down ???

 

I dont believe any of them or their data. I made the same point on the global warming thread.

 

What absolute rubbish. While I can't pretend to be an expert in particle physics, maybe you should go do a little reading on the basics or even better go look into the vast amount of evidence and data to back this all up. And maybe then look into what we have done with the knowledge we have found out because of science.

 

It's makes me laugh how people sit there on their transistor based machines and say science is a load of rubbish.

emerson massey

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Yeah, but they're all in collusion to back each other up. Their jobs depend on it. They'd have nothing to do if they didn't make up new stuff....vested interests abound.... :)

 

You cant believe that is really the case...? Surely.... I'm confused by this....I always found you one of the more rational posters, so i will assume this is tongue in cheek!

buctootim

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Those tvats at CERN making all this stuff up. You remember that last nonsense they came out with - the worldwide interweb or something, never heard of again after all the hype died down . Science is just a big waste of money. We should go back to banging rocks together.

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Right. So, in a nutshell, the Higg's Boson particle is the thing on which the idea of 'Mass' hinges.

 

That it can be defined means that we can understand mass and physical behaviour better? Yes?

 

So does that mean we can start looking at different ways of propulsion? Will it mean that faster then light travel can now be considered?

Saintandy666

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Right. So, in a nutshell, the Higg's Boson particle is the thing on which the idea of 'Mass' hinges.

 

That it can be defined means that we can understand mass and physical behaviour better? Yes?

 

So does that mean we can start looking at different ways of propulsion? Will it mean that faster then light travel can now be considered?

 

Faster than light travel is impossible, according to Einstein anyways! And his theory has held up to all the tests so far.

buctootim

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So does that mean we can start looking at different ways of propulsion? Will it mean that faster then light travel can now be considered?

 

I'd settle for getting a seat on the train.

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It's OK....I take it all back....the D:Ream keyboard player has explained it all....

 

Brian Cox ‏@ProfBrianCox So, in very simple language. ATLAS and CMS have independently discovered a new particle mass ~ 126 GeV which behaves like SM Higgs

 

Glad that's cleared that up....

Ohio Saint

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Those tvats at CERN making all this stuff up. You remember that last nonsense they came out with - the worldwide interweb or something, never heard of again after all the hype died down . Science is just a big waste of money. We should go back to banging rocks together.

 

But, but CERN has a bloody great big machine to bang things together, so that we don't have to!

trousers

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You cant believe that is really the case...? Surely.... I'm confused by this....I always found you one of the more rational posters, so i will assume this is tongue in cheek!

 

Me? Serious on a football interweb chat board forum thingy...? ;-)

buctootim

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But, but CERN has a bloody great big machine to bang things together, so that we don't have to!

 

I'd pay good money to see two rocks hit each other at the speed of light. We used to drop them out of Canberra towers in Weston but local physics bye laws meant we could nver get them above 120mph.

pedg

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S**t they beat me too it...at least I'm undercutting them...mine are only 300 quid each.

 

2012-higgs-boson.jpg

 

How do we know yours is a real higg's boson and not one of those Chinese fakes they are now churning out?

Saint J 77

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How do we know these scientists aren't making all this stuff up to justify their own existence? I mean, look at this b*****ks....

 

Elementary_particle_interactions.svg

 

It's all made up ****

 

LOL The more I look at that the more I think you may very well be right :D

lifeintheslowlane

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How do we know yours is a real higg's boson and not one of those Chinese fakes they are now churning out?

 

These came from a mate who works at Cern. He smuggled a dozen out last week so these are genuine "first release", they were stuck to the back of a piece of Sellotape.

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And then Apple will say that they patented it first and have it banned in the USA, Holland and other parts of the universe

 

I believe they claim to have a patent on all subatomic particles with rounded corners. They are currently suing the rest of the universe on court and if they win all non iParticles will have to turn back to their state from before the big bang.

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OK so now they are not sure what Higgs Bosun they have found.

 

One set of data could indicate it is a non-conformist Higgs. Other data that it could be a Vanilla Higgs.

 

Eh?

 

So the research could be starting to indicate that there is a possibility that there may be more than one Higgs Bosun. So there could be more than one God Partcle. So that means they have possibly discovered that there is more than one God.

 

Wow, that's gonna screw the planet up then. We'll have wars between differing Higgs Bosun Opinion Factions...

 

Shouldda read the story about it in The Sun, rather than clicking through random links. I think I need a cold towel to the forehead now.

 

Oh to join the Alpine Funding Debate, they WILL of course find multiple God Particles. They will then decide that these Multiple God Particles will of course have to be held together by a Bigger than God Particle.

 

This will invoke a global move by the World's Scientific Community to create an Even Bigger than a Hadron Collider super duper.It

 

will of course be called Deep Thought and will (eventually) be recorded in history as the second greatest Computer ever built by Mankind

pedg

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Ok, they've found it. Religion - your move.

 

"Hi, this is religion here, sorry we are not in at the moment, we are currently busy infighting and destroying each others shrines. Please leave a message after the amen"

alpine_saint

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also available on ebuyer

 

http://www.ebuyer.com/390394-higgs-boson-higgs126 (especially like the frequently bought together section)

Though I hear apple have leaked they are working on an iBoson so many will be holding out for that I expect.

 

Loved the package deal with pink plastic tweezers.

 

Spat coffee on the screen, still wiping the tears from my eyes. Getting funny looks.

 

Scientist are such pretentious w*nkers. "non-comformist Higgs", FFS.

 

Did they really call it a "vanilla Higgs" ? Does it come with chopped nuts and chocolate sauce too ?

alpine_saint

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OK so now they are not sure what Higgs Bosun they have found.

 

One set of data could indicate it is a non-conformist Higgs. Other data that it could be a Vanilla Higgs.

 

Eh?

 

So the research could be starting to indicate that there is a possibility that there may be more than one Higgs Bosun. So there could be more than one God Partcle. So that means they have possibly discovered that there is more than one God.

 

Wow, that's gonna screw the planet up then. We'll have wars between differing Higgs Bosun Opinion Factions...

 

Shouldda read the story about it in The Sun, rather than clicking through random links. I think I need a cold towel to the forehead now.

 

Oh to join the Alpine Funding Debate, they WILL of course find multiple God Particles. They will then decide that these Multiple God Particles will of course have to be held together by a Bigger than God Particle.

 

This will invoke a global move by the World's Scientific Community to create an Even Bigger than a Hadron Collider super duper.It

 

will of course be called Deep Thought and will (eventually) be recorded in history as the second greatest Computer ever built by Mankind

 

 

 

Its a f**king "boson". Its nothing to do with sailing f**king ships.

 

If there really is more than one, the Standard Model they thought they had proven could be about to fly out the sodding window, triggering anothe mulit-billion Euro research application (how convenient..)

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