Bearsy Posted 30 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2012 Can't you go back to the one where I was knobbing you from behind tokyos? That's still my all time favourite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 30 October, 2012 Share Posted 30 October, 2012 Can't you go back to the one where I was knobbing you from behind tokyos? That's still my all time favourite! mine too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2012 I'm hard just thinking bout it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2012 Share Posted 30 October, 2012 There is a lot of man loving hardness going on at the moment. In these man loving, being bummed by a bear situations, it is always a good idea to refer to an expert. Nobody knows more about being bummed by a bear than George Michaels (put that in your bearsy wannabe pipe clarke!). Sorry bear but last xmas I gave you my heart (avi rights) and the very next day you gave it away (to whitey granddad in a game-show), This year to save me from tears, I'll give it to somebody special (Glasgow saint). Glasgow - you decide! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 30 October, 2012 Share Posted 30 October, 2012 Ladies, please! (and yes, cheese is toast) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2012 There is a lot of man loving hardness going on at the moment. In these man loving, being bummed by a bear situations, it is always a good idea to refer to an expert. Nobody knows more about being bummed by a bear than George Michaels (put that in your bearsy wannabe pipe clarke!). Sorry bear but last xmas I gave you my heart (avi rights) and the very next day you gave it away (to whitey granddad in a game-show), This year to save me from tears, I'll give it to somebody special (Glasgow saint). Glasgow - you decide! You saying you've got "Freedom"? I regret them days I gambled you away but you know what it's like easy come easy go. I figured I'd easily get another forum b!tch. I've been grooming Cheesie for weeks till the little turd got himself banned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2012 Share Posted 30 October, 2012 Hi Mike Does Ladies please mean that one of us is going to get infracted soon or is it just an open offer to Sue and wibble? Cause if it's the fraction one what are we doing wrong? Is it the George Michael talk, the talk about bumming, the gambling away of my freedom by bear or the Jeremy Kyle thing? Shame about cheeser. Who banned him? Do we need another dog style investigation or will the details be released early? By the way, if you are looking for sue then you are on the wrong muppet thread. The 50 shades one is the best place to pick up the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 30 October, 2012 Share Posted 30 October, 2012 Hi Mike Does Ladies please mean that one of us is going to get infracted soon or is it just an open offer to Sue and wibble? Cause if it's the fraction one what are we doing wrong? Is it the George Michael talk, the talk about bumming, the gambling away of my freedom by bear or the Jeremy Kyle thing? Shame about cheeser. Who banned him? Do we need another dog style investigation or will the details be released early? By the way, if you are looking for sue then you are on the wrong muppet thread. The 50 shades one is the best place to pick up the ladies. Hi Tokyo It was aimed at Glasgow and DPS, if they don't like each other, use the "wife" button (that's right, it's my new name for the "ignore" button - catchy or what!) Thanks for tip off about 50 shades thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 30 October, 2012 Share Posted 30 October, 2012 Ladies, please! (and yes, cheese is toast) Magic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 30 October, 2012 Share Posted 30 October, 2012 Magic? haha yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2012 Share Posted 30 October, 2012 No problem! Don't worry about those two, we sorted it with our investigations. At the risk of being sycophantic you seem like the best mod (apart from that weekend you went a bit mental deleting loads of posts and stuff but I guess you had to make your bones or the other mods would not respect you at the next curry night so that's fine). Would you like to be 'our mod on the inside'? Basically what the role would involve is like when a member of the FBI gets turned by the Sopranos. You could give us tip offs on up coming raids and stuff. In exchange, we would reduce your work load by self policing the muppet show. Don't worry, this wouldn't just be me and Bearsy, that would be mental. We have bletch to make sure we don't go too far. Next time we get a lose cannon like cheeser, we would calm him down. What do you say? Are you in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2012 I do feel a bit guilty bout cheesie don't you tokyos? I could see what was coming but I did nothing to stop it. If anything i think he was purposely getting fracted to get respect, but like the kid at school what was eating worms, while you was happy for him to continue secretly you was thinking he was making a bit of a d!ck of himself. I should of said something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2012 Share Posted 30 October, 2012 I think he wanted to get to the top of your league table bear. The problem is, once you are at the top, you are dead. He did seem to want to get your approval though. If anyone wants to contact him, I have his twitter address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2012 Do him a twitter asking bout if he gets his £5 back, less 3 months use, less mod expenses (curry). Also tell him if he still wants to post he can logon as Miltonroader07 using password johnwestwood* * you see what I'm doing here tokyos? Get ready to be GAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2012 Share Posted 30 October, 2012 He just tweeted me saying "tell everyone on the forum to avenge me!". I asked him if he wanted to pass on a message to everyone from forum heaven. It is strange talking to a dead person, I feel like Whoopi Goldberg in ghost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 October, 2012 Share Posted 30 October, 2012 He has come back with a message, unfortunately the message will lead me down the same road he went down. It is along the lines of, a certain mod he did not like is an organ only found on males. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 31 October, 2012 Share Posted 31 October, 2012 He has come back with a message, unfortunately the message will lead me down the same road he went down. It is along the lines of, a certain mod he did not like is an organ only found on males. He's a prostate? That's probably not an organ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 5 November, 2012 Share Posted 5 November, 2012 I just picked up 2 for defending Alpine on the main board. *hangs_head_in_shame* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 5 November, 2012 Share Posted 5 November, 2012 I just picked up 2 for defending Alpine on the main board. *hangs_head_in_shame* Go for 2 more by defending Guly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Bump for Turkish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Bump for Turkish. Stop STALKING ME! It's people like you that are ruining this forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Stop STALKING ME! It's people like you that are ruining this forum! Trying to decide if Turrkish is actually be stalked or suffering from Munchausen Syndrome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 15 December, 2012 Share Posted 15 December, 2012 Has Cheese on Toast been resurrected he was lurking earlier I thought Chalet had dismembered him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 December, 2012 Share Posted 15 December, 2012 Funny you should mention that as I have seen some X files stuff going on as well. I very much doubt he is back as I am sure he would have contacted me from the after life and told me about it. Also, he would have posted immediately as he wouldnt be able to stop himself. However, I saw his name on the who is lurking list the other day. When I clicked on it..... It took me directly to Glasgow saints profile information.... Bletch, I feel a scooby doo style investigation going on. Me and Phil have had a supernatural experience and there is ectoplasm everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 December, 2012 Share Posted 15 December, 2012 Funny you should mention that as I have seen some X files stuff going on as well. I very much doubt he is back as I am sure he would have contacted me from the after life and told me about it. Also, he would have posted immediately as he wouldnt be able to stop himself. However, I saw his name on the who is lurking list the other day. When I clicked on it..... It took me directly to Glasgow saints profile information.... Bletch, I feel a scooby doo style investigation going on. Me and Phil have had a supernatural experience and there is ectoplasm everywhere. Well you two had better clean up your joint ectogism as I don't think there is anything spiritual at play here. But there is something that needs investigating. Using my Sherlock Homonym powers of deduction I have concluded that Cheese on Toast has a cookie on his computer that thinks it is logged in even though he isn't able to post. This means we think he's come back from the dead, but in reality he's just reading the forum - still not able to post. It's the equivalent of forum erectile dysfunction (I would imagine), in that he's still got a penis, we can all see it, but it's of little use to him. But what does need investigating is the conspiracy amongst the Modfathers that allows Essruu to post more than 3 times a day whilst being a registered user. I have no evidence for this whatsoever, just a gut feeling that I've seen him post more than the rest of the curry thieves between sunrises. But gut feeling has never stopped a Muppet Show investigation before. I guess that Essruu may live somewhere that has a shorter day than the Earth which allows him to get more than 3 defences of Apple in during one of our Earth days. My theory however, is that following a particularly rowdy Mod curry evening, Essruu's taxi CCTV captured the benevolent owners of our wonderful forum in the back of his taxi in some sort of horrifically compromising situation. I don't want to start some a Lord McAlpine scale defamation here, but my guess is that the film probably involves animals, a copy of 50 Shades of Grey, a large carrot, bodily fluids and the Pompey home kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 15 December, 2012 Share Posted 15 December, 2012 With some types of forums (not sure if it's the same with all) when members are banned, they can still view the forum just as they could do if they weren't a member to start with, so if they view they will still show up in the members viewing section if they are logged in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 15 December, 2012 Share Posted 15 December, 2012 (edited) Well you two had better clean up your joint ectogism as I don't think there is anything spiritual at play here. But there is something that needs investigating. Using my Sherlock Homonym powers of deduction I have concluded that Cheese on Toast has a cookie on his computer that thinks it is logged in even though he isn't able to post. This means we think he's come back from the dead, but in reality he's just reading the forum - still not able to post. It's the equivalent of forum erectile dysfunction (I would imagine), in that he's still got a penis, we can all see it, but it's of little use to him. But what does need investigating is the conspiracy amongst the Modfathers that allows Essruu to post more than 3 times a day whilst being a registered user. I have no evidence for this whatsoever, just a gut feeling that I've seen him post more than the rest of the curry thieves between sunrises. But gut feeling has never stopped a Muppet Show investigation before. I guess that Essruu may live somewhere that has a shorter day than the Earth which allows him to get more than 3 defences of Apple in during one of our Earth days. My theory however, is that following a particularly rowdy Mod curry evening, Essruu's taxi CCTV captured the benevolent owners of our wonderful forum in the back of his taxi in some sort of horrifically compromising situation. I don't want to start some a Lord McAlpine scale defamation here, but my guess is that the film probably involves animals, a copy of 50 Shades of Grey, a large carrot, bodily fluids and the Pompey home kit. This one may already be solved as a registered user you get three posts. after the third post if you delete the first post system used to think you had only had two so allowed you on again I found this out trying to get around the swear filter Still doesn't account for Tokes being taken to Glasgow when clicking on Cheese's link though Edited 15 December, 2012 by PhilippineSaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 Why is Hypo now banned after posting only yesterday, what have I missed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 Why is Hypo now banned after posting only yesterday, what have I missed? He went a bit OTT with a comment and it escalated from there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 He went a bit OTT with a comment and it escalated from there Thread??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 Thread??? http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?41828-Saints-finish-mid-table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 Why is Hypo now banned after posting only yesterday, what have I missed? Because he's a horrible little tw at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 ******, it's because a mod fell for the public overblown outcry of the mob with their pitch forks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 No, it's because he was out of order. Is that the sort of place we want to create - where one forum member divulges his son has died and his mother has cancer and another forum reacts immediately with "then why are you posting here?". Is that ok? I think it's really insensitive, at best. At worst, it's someone being disrespectful and nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 Hypo was insensitive but if the subject was too sensitive to be spoken about, it shouldn't have been raised. Hypo didn't bring up the subject and I didn't see what it had to do with NA achieving a mid table finish. Chalet said he would not infract hypo for it and it didn't break any rules, then mob complain and suddenly he is banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 We will have to agree to disagree. I think he was out of order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 He was out of order, it was a bit insensitive but he didn't bring up the sensitive topic. He also apologised for being insensitive. I don't think he should have been banned. Anyone who didn't like what he said can and did put him to rights. This was enough for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 December, 2012 Yes stain tokyos needs to be fracted for this I'm fed up with reading his vile opinions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 He was out of order, it was a bit insensitive but he didn't bring up the sensitive topic. He also apologised for being insensitive. I don't think he should have been banned. Anyone who didn't like what he said can and did put him to rights. This was enough for me. Might have been enough for you, but you're not the be all and end all of the forum. Plenty of others weren't impressed by his comments and felt a banning was appropriate. You didn't like it, but it's not up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 Bear's post was very insensitive and was actually deleted. The mods warned him not to come on the main board again as he was a loose cannon. They let him off fractions as they understand he is dumb and is not in full control of his writings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 Might have been enough for you, but you're not the be all and end all of the forum. Plenty of others weren't impressed by his comments and felt a banning was appropriate. You didn't like it, but it's not up to you. You really have got the hang of this forum thing haven't you. We all give opinions, that may differ from each other and then now and again the mods ban someone to keep the numbers down. Btw - I am the be all and end all of this forum. On that point you were wrong, otherwise spot on. Also I have had some bad news today so please don't argue with me or comment on the bad news or you will be being insensitive. On these grounds I declare I have won, let's just move on from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 December, 2012 I'm sorry but in defending hypo tokyos is every bit as bad as hypo and should definitely get same treatment. Speaking as one whose laptop broke last night I find people being insensitive bout people's personal troubles very offensive IMO. Edit: also my cat has got aids. She caught it from tokyos dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 December, 2012 Oh yeah Milton pm me asking me to let everyone know he's got 2 fractions. He didn't want to do it himself cos it would look like boasting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 Bear! Didn't you read about my bad news? My lap top really did break on Friday (not like your fake sob story). I think it might be the hard drive. It means I have to post stuff like this on my iPhone. Also I can't play football manager while the mrs watches **** tv. FFS! Why won't people take this into consideration? Bear you are so insensitive sometimes. Making up joke pc stories when mine really does keep crashing. ******! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 You really have got the hang of this forum thing haven't you. We all give opinions, that may differ from each other and then now and again the mods ban someone to keep the numbers down. Btw - I am the be all and end all of this forum. On that point you were wrong, otherwise spot on. Also I have had some bad news today so please don't argue with me or comment on the bad news or you will be being insensitive. On these grounds I declare I have won, let's just move on from here. Ive got the hang of using forums, don't worry about that. Ive been about a lot longer than youll know. What I tend to do is find my own style of posting rather than just copying someone else. You should give it a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 Sorry, I meant: I have my own styles of writings. You should try its. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 December, 2012 Also I have had some bad news today so please don't argue with me or comment on the bad news or you will be being insensitive. On these grounds I declare I have won, let's just move on from here. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 Bear I think he is mugging you off. ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 17 December, 2012 Share Posted 17 December, 2012 Bear's post was very insensitive and was actually deleted. The mods warned him not to come on the main board again as he was a loose cannon. They let him off fractions as they understand he is dumb and is not in full control of his writings. Care in the community, it’s nice that Bears is allowed on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 December, 2012 Bear I think he is mugging you off. ^ Yeah I got that. Pretty out of order given what I just said bout my cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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