Deano6 Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 Bearsy, my good man. You catch me at a good time. Coffee break time here at pap towers. I had planned on getting a couple of biscuits soggy, but I'm thrilled that you've given me the opportunity to waffle on about my new avatar. It's Bill Hicks, my all time favourite comedian. He is dead now, but he was great then. Fortunately, because the world is still run by arseholes, most of his comedy remains incredibly relevant, if not more so. He is being gagged by the American flag. Bearsy won't get that. He understands nothings of comedies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 July, 2012 Bite me Deanos! I don't really know much bout Bill Hicks, but I'm pretty sure I've heard of him somewhere. As I understand it he's like america's answer to Tim Vine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 Bite me Deanos! I don't really know much bout Bill Hicks, but I'm pretty sure I've heard of him somewhere. As I understand it he's like america's answer to Tim Vine. After all the flannel you've given me for incorrect construction of your moniker, I think you owe Deano6 a full and frank apology. If it's grovelly enough, I may forgive your subtle attempt to wind me up with the Tim Vine reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 July, 2012 B-but he was riling me paps! He wokened the bear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 B-but he was riling me paps! He wokened the bear! Dude. Couple of things. Tim Vine. Plus, the last person I heard to say anything similar to "wokened the bear" was Viserys in Game of Thrones. He got a pot of molten gold poured over his bonce for his trouble. You saw it too! I worry about the potential death connection that 'wake'-based catchphrases seem to have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 July, 2012 It's not my fault you like Time Vine style comedians pap! Dunno why you is threatening me with molten gold helmet deaths just cos you is liking Tim Vines! If you're that bothered bout it, you wouldn't like him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 It's not my fault you like Time Vine style comedians pap! Dunno why you is threatening me with molten gold helmet deaths just cos you is liking Tim Vines! If you're that bothered bout it, you wouldn't like him! I know that from a bear's perspective, one comedian must appear to be like all the others. They all stand in front of humans. They all say things. People laugh. May I respectfully suggest that there are nuances in comedic styles which may escape your ursine viewpoint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 July, 2012 Is you saying you don't like Tim Vines? What's not to like? He's hilarious in bbc's hit television comedy "Not Goings Out" with Lee Mack and the blonde one and the fat one! What has Bill Hicks ever been in? I don't think so pap, no-one ever heard of him, except for people what heard he's a bit like Tim Vines. I'm willing to give you some benefit of doubt tho, you have been right on other things. Post me a Bill Hicks joke so I can compare with Tim Vines. Not a video or nothing, type it out for me, I ain't got time to watch a whole video! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 @jcrclarksonesq: My dog has just died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 July, 2012 @jcrclarksonesq: My dog has just died Hmm. That's a thinker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 17 July, 2012 Share Posted 17 July, 2012 @jcrclarksonesq: My dog has just died Is that why he was banned from the forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 July, 2012 Oh lol i think i get caught out by an "on-topic" post! I was expecting a classic Bill Hicks gag! So we're thinking Jeremy Clarkson killed Dog? I spose if so it lets the mods off the hook a bit, lucky for them cos i was organising the protesting masses for some direct anti-mod actions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 July, 2012 Ok dumb mods! You is having long enough to be answering polite enquiries I'm getting with extra seriousness now! I'm having the secret logon password for every Saintsweb user and unless you is giving me answers then I'm posting them up on here! It'll be Saintsweb carnage! Turkish will be posting as MLG, Alpine Saints will be logging on as suewhistles, tokyos will be Trousers and Jonnyboy will probably still just be himselfs. You won't know who you is infracting even! These is the questions: a) Is dog getting the permabans? 2) What was the dumb thing dog done to get banned or whatever? iii) Who is the hottest hottie on Saintswebs? I'm going away for the weekends so you is having till Mondays, dumb mods! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 July, 2012 Share Posted 19 July, 2012 Ok dumb mods! You is having long enough to be answering polite enquiries I'm getting with extra seriousness now! I'm having the secret logon password for every Saintsweb user and unless you is giving me answers then I'm posting them up on here! It'll be Saintsweb carnage! Turkish will be posting as MLG, Alpine Saints will be logging on as suewhistles, tokyos will be Trousers and Jonnyboy will probably still just be himselfs. You won't know who you is infracting even! These is the questions: a) Is dog getting the permabans? 2) What was the dumb thing dog done to get banned or whatever? iii) Who is the hottest hottie on Saintswebs? I'm going away for the weekends so you is having till Mondays, dumb mods! I don't wanna be trouser, I'll have to come up with loads of stuff to say about Pompey and I just don't know what to write. Can I be someone easy like Dune instead or maybe even David in Sweden, I'll just underline random stuff and no one will ever know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 July, 2012 You can be whoever you like sweetums. I'm open sourcing the whole of saintsweb, it'll be like the end of fight club when they blow up barclays or whatever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB Posted 20 July, 2012 Share Posted 20 July, 2012 More importantly, does Saintlee still post on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 July, 2012 Share Posted 20 July, 2012 Looks like the revolution has started http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?39064-more-disrespect-from-the-mods! Everyone behind Bearsy, he's going to blow this place wide open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 22 July, 2012 Ok I'm back early. You is still having till Monday, dumb mods. Then I'm gonna **** you up! This Is Not A Jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 22 July, 2012 Share Posted 22 July, 2012 Ok I'm back early. You is still having till Monday, dumb mods. Then I'm gonna **** you up! This Is Not A Jokes! I gave them till 12 bear, hope you don't mind. http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/party?iso=20120723T12&p0=136&fg1=000&fg2=ff605a&msg=Time+left+before+Bear+goes+nuts+on+the+dumb+mods&csz=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 22 July, 2012 Lols! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 July, 2012 You and ur pikey forum is running out of time Dumb Mods! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Ok dumb mods! You is having long enough to be answering polite enquiries I'm getting with extra seriousness now! I'm having the secret logon password for every Saintsweb user and unless you is giving me answers then I'm posting them up on here! It'll be Saintsweb carnage! Turkish will be posting as MLG, Alpine Saints will be logging on as suewhistles, tokyos will be Trousers and Jonnyboy will probably still just be himselfs. You won't know who you is infracting even! These is the questions: a) Is dog getting the permabans? 2) What was the dumb thing dog done to get banned or whatever? iii) Who is the hottest hottie on Saintswebs? I'm going away for the weekends so you is having till Mondays, dumb mods! Hi Gays! Sorry for the slight delays in taking this mother dowwwn! There has been some last minute negotiations behind the scenes with me and the dumb mods! You've got no idea how high up this thing goes! Suffice to say that I've just had a very frenetic and intense 3 way with two extremely powerful men! I can't say there names but I'll give you anagram clues: "Jab" and "Cicola Nortese". We reached agreements in the end. I was threatening to take down their website and then they was counter threatening to black-bag me but then I quoted Obi Wan Kenobi and was like "Yeah but if you strike me down or whatever I'll probably like come back and be even more stronger!". Turns out in quoting Star Wars I was addressing Baj on his weak side cos he positively blanched at this reference! Any ways we reached a satisfactory agreement in the end: a) I is now knowing how long dogs is banned 2) I have had full and satisfactory explanations of the dumb thing what he done. I must say in this matter the mods have been completely blameless! iii) I have been given full moderation powers over all Saintsweb ladies, or as I like to call them "Bearsy's B!tches!" This matters is now closed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 What did he do? Did he do something worse than post a link to a Japanese footballers bird getting busy with two interviewers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Can't say. National security. Start your own thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 I worry about the mental state of some of you lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Can't say. National security. Start your own thread! Bearsy you have till 12:00 on Friday to tell me by PM or I will take you down, right down to china town. You have been warned dumb bear, this ain't a jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 I worry about the mental state of some of you lot. Please keep on topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 I just worry Saints_clark !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Please keep on topic. This forum is for banter and light hearted chat - a lot of the usual forum rules do not apply here, and some content may not be suitable for minors. Racist and homophobic comments or pornographic images are strictly forbidden and will result in infractions or bans. If you want to be a mod, you're going to have to brush up on your knowledge of the forums rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 If you want to be a mod, you're going to have to brush up on your knowledge of the forums rules I don't want to be a mod, I want Glasgow saint to be a mod. He knows the rules and will impose them with an iron fist and a velvet glove. Anyway, now you are here, what happened to Dog? If you tell me, I can be friends with bear again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 He posted porn, was given an infraction, that took him over the 10 point ban point thingy and as it was his second ban it was made permanent. He won't be coming back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Good "cover story" clarkie. Don't worry I'll keep the truth dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 He posted porn, was given an infraction, that took him over the 10 point ban point thingy and as it was his second ban it was made permanent. He won't be coming back. Ok, thanks. Lucky I have super-fast editing skills and was able to take down that link of Kagawa's Mrs. before anyone except for Bear noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Bearsy you have till 12:00 on Friday to tell me by PM or I will take you down, right down to china town. You have been warned dumb bear, this ain't a jokes! Just looking at the rules: Threatening behaviour towards another member - 5 points, expires after 6 months Sorry Bearsy, did not mean to threaten you. Clarke, keep your 5 points in your pocket please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 So who is the hottest hottie on Saintsweb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Guess! You might be quite surprised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Guess! You might be quite surprised! Hypo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Well of the forum faces I've actually seen its got to be Michelle or jillsaint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Well of the forum faces I've actually seen its got to be Michelle or jillsaint. Surely Hypo's ex-missus is in the running, if only for loyalty. The way she jumped on here in his defence after his ban was as remarkable as it was touching. Hats off, I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Surely Hypo's ex-missus is in the running, if only for loyalty. The way she jumped on here in his defence after his ban was as remarkable as it was touching. Tops off, I say. Corrected it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 July, 2012 (edited) Nah i've deleted this cos I was trying to stop the thread being sexist by talking bout dudes, but then it was making me uncomfortables! Edited 23 July, 2012 by Bearsy Changed my minds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Corrected it for you. Unfortunately Hypos bird was actually Hypo himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Nah i've deleted this cos I was trying to stop the thread being sexist by talking bout dudes, but then it was making me uncomfortables! Come on Bear, if you got a bearcrush on a male human from on here we won't laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 July, 2012 It's you jonny, it's always been you. There, I said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 That's not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Unfortunately Hypos bird was actually Hypo himself. Somehow, that works both in and out of context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 July, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 July, 2012 That's not funny. Hahaha that's right Jonny i was just joking hahaha. I don't love you hahaha i was just kidding I'm glad you picked up on that. Hahaha. Wouldn't it be weird if i loved you that would be so strange if we just met on here just two straight normal guys and we hit it off and started exchanging pms and then they started getting a bit weird and flirty. Hahaha. That would be so strange wouldn't it and romantic i mean unpleasant hahaha. It's disgusting isnt it what dudes do to each other like if i had you bent over and was kissing you tenderly on the neck that would be so weird. hahaha. I'm glad you knew i was just joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Yeah. Besides, from what I read you and Tokyo are BFF with benefits and everything :-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 23 July, 2012 Share Posted 23 July, 2012 Yeah. Besides, from what I read you and Tokyo are BFF with benefits and everything :-p Hint of jealousy here i thinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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