Dumb things people done to get banned or whatever!

[Convict Colony]

hahaha I am loving that, Tokes you have been quiet so I presume it is you going on all the forums as MLG talking about stadiums, the main boarders are not finding it as funny as it always is :-)

 

maybe you should try it on a Taylor Swift fan club site.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I like her, please post a link to her adult forum.

[Spudders]

https://twitter.com/orange_peels/status/353477740063760385

 

Here you go CC.

 

This is how the mods explain them, go throw the appeals process, how to reform your behaviour to build a better future.

Who is James Mccall?

[Deano6]

It's Tokyo-Saint.

[Made in Southampton]

It's Tokyo-Saint.

 

That's not Tokyo.... He's not in the slightest bit Chinese.

[pap]

https://twitter.com/orange_peels/status/353477740063760385

 

Here you go CC.

 

This is how the mods explain them, go throw the appeals process, how to reform your behaviour to build a better future.

 

Big hard mods, eh?

 

Your cheese has been toasted, indeed.

 

To be fair, the bannee came up with the majority of that quip.

[Convict Colony]

post **** at the end of all threads to get a record

[Bearsy]

i got fractioned for being dumb on death threads again. I don't know why i keep being dumb on death threads! I can't seem to stop myself!

 

I'm only two more fractions from permaban

Edited 30 July, 2013 by Bearsy

[pap]

i got fractioned for being dumb on death threads again. I don't know why i keep being dumb on death threads! I can't seem to stop myself!

 

I'm only two more fractions from permaban

 

I haven't seen this, but I am not sure why you are getting infractions.

 

If you can't libel the dead in law, why does SaintsWeb bung out infractions for it?

[Bearsy]

It's a question of taste pap! I was actually making a serious point, they just look like jokes cos of the language I choose to employ. It was about that Benitez fella, I was saying how terrifying it is that such a commonplace symptom as stomach pain can be portent of your impending death. I got fractioned I think for calling it "tummy ache".

[pap]

It's a question of taste pap! I was actually making a serious point, they just look like jokes cos of the language I choose to employ. It was about that Benitez fella, I was saying how terrifying it is that such a commonplace symptom as stomach pain can be portent of your impending death. I got fractioned I think for calling it "tummy ache".

 

Perhaps the mods need a bit of Flaming Lips.

 

 

Especially the part about "trying to make the good things last".

[Tokyo-Saint]

I don't agree with this fraction as bear wasn't really slating the dead he just said the guy had a tummy ache - over zealous mods again and bear steps closer to the edge.

 

On the other hand bear defininetly deserved a fraction along with colon saint for all of that shit on the baby cambridge thread yesterday. Karmamod strikes again.

[Bearsy]

I do reckon my card is marked + permbans is inevitable. I don't reckon anyone else would of got fraction for saying bout that I reckon it was "oh is dumb bear, he must be taking the p1ss." I don't want to go out like this tho, with drip-drip of minor transgressions, I'm gonna post full ***** on main boards, go out in style yo!

[pap]

I do reckon my card is marked + permbans is inevitable. I don't reckon anyone else would of got fraction for saying bout that I reckon it was "oh is dumb bear, he must be taking the p1ss." I don't want to go out like this tho, with drip-drip of minor transgressions, I'm gonna post full ***** on main boards, go out in style yo!

 

I think so.

 

Perhaps you can come back as Beary Sanchez

[tpbury]

Bletch just made a comment about 'signing Brazilians' on the main board Charlie Miller thread. I think it is incumbent on the TMS 5 to make a snerky comment along the lines of 'I sign a Brazilian every weekend', or some such. I would myself, but it wouldn't be true, so in the interest of integrity one of you guys who shed sperm over shaved fannies on a regular basis should make the comment. Who's up?

[scotty]

It's a question of taste pap! I was actually making a serious point, they just look like jokes cos of the language I choose to employ. It was about that Benitez fella, I was saying how terrifying it is that such a commonplace symptom as stomach pain can be portent of your impending death. I got fractioned I think for calling it "tummy ache".

 

RIP Bill Hicks.

 

That was the symptom, together with loss of appetite, that turned out to be pancreatic cancer.

[pap]

RIP Bill Hicks.

 

That was the symptom, together with loss of appetite, that turned out to be pancreatic cancer.

 

I've been prone to occasional stomach aches and have lost quite a bit of weight over the past couple of years. Mind you, the correlation of stomach aches is one-to-one with filling my face in the manner of someone who has just seen food for the first time.

 

Gets you quick, does the pancreatic.

 

I wonder what ol' Bill would have to say about the world today.

[Jonnyboy]

I've been prone to occasional stomach aches and have lost quite a bit of weight over the past couple of years. Mind you, the correlation of stomach aches is one-to-one with filling my face in the manner of someone who has just seen food for the first time.

 

Gets you quick, does the pancreatic.

 

I wonder what ol' Bill would have to say about the world today.

 

I think it was Bush Snr that got him. He also took out Chavez and Bob Marley for your information.

[scotty]

I've been prone to occasional stomach aches and have lost quite a bit of weight over the past couple of years. Mind you, the correlation of stomach aches is one-to-one with filling my face in the manner of someone who has just seen food for the first time.

 

Gets you quick, does the pancreatic.

 

I wonder what ol' Bill would have to say about the world today.

 

I would love to hear what Bill Hicks had to say about the modern world!!

 

And yes, the pancreatic is a bad one, hence my avatar. Can't believe one of my childhood heroes is going down with it, hopefully he'll get a bit more time than he's expecting.

[Bearsy]

Who is that in ur avatar scotty?

[WindsorSaint]

Who is that in ur avatar scotty?

 

Looks like Wilko Johnson...

[pap]

I would love to hear what Bill Hicks had to say about the modern world!!

 

And yes, the pancreatic is a bad one, hence my avatar. Can't believe one of my childhood heroes is going down with it, hopefully he'll get a bit more time than he's expecting.

 

Bill was a conspiracy theorist before the term came to prominence. He was a 1963 coup man, though

[Bearsy]

Looks like Wilko Johnson...

 

The rugby player? RIP

[Tokyo-Saint]

You talking about the dead again bear? That never ends well.

[Bearsy]

I'm being respect! RIP Johnson Wilko, kick me 3 points in heaven

[Tokyo-Saint]

The good news is you can see him on tour bear - http://www.songkick.com/artists/325962-wilko-johnson

 

http://www.tourdates.co.uk/news/23366-wilko-johnson-feels-alive

[Bearsy]

I'm not saying anything tokyos #learntlesson

[scotty]

The good news is you can see him on tour bear - http://www.songkick.com/artists/325962-wilko-johnson

 

http://www.tourdates.co.uk/news/23366-wilko-johnson-feels-alive

 

 

Sold out, unless you feel like forking out a couple of centuries to a tout. He's doing short sets at a few festivals, if thats your thing. I was gutted when I heard he's on his way out, seen him loads of times, one of my all time favourites.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Quick quiz, which bear just got a warning from the not 606 mods for asking under age boys to pm him topless pics of themselves?

 

Winner gets 5 rep points.

[Spudders]

^ any clues?

[Tokyo-Saint]

I know what you're thinking spudders, you're thinking I'm just going to make it easy for you by saying something obvious like, this price pikey famously made a spelling mistake when trying to review his favourite book 'fifty shades of gay' and then went on to review some girl porn instead... But I'm not! This is for 5 rep points so you'll have to work it out yourself.

[Spudders]

I Dunno, I was thinking Bear Grylls as he drinks his own wee through old socks and eats animal testicles for fun, but then you mentioned price pikey and Bear Grylls just isn't that much of a cheapskate, so I'm confused now?

 

This is annoying, I'm not worried about the rep points so much as I've been skimming them from the reps points store cupboard for months now so have more than I need already (Baj & Steve are so uninterested in this place they have lost track of the rep allocation stock levels!!). I just want to know which Bear has been pestering young boys again?

[Lets B Avenue]

Was it Yogi Bear? Or Boo Boo?

[PhilippineSaint]

Was it Yogi Bear? Or Boo Boo?

 

it was bloody Barney

[Tokyo-Saint]

Oh FFS - this McDonalds drive throu operative likes to holiday in Ibiza and is mod hitman chalet's number one target.

[Bearsy]

Is you serious bout this tokyos? I thought you was joking FFS!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Er yeah, yeh, joke bear. Don't worry bout it.

 

If beefy or whoever post after you with "sex case, sex case, hang 'm hang 'm hang 'm" don't worry, it is also just part of the jokes.

[Bearsy]

i notice you didn't actually forward any of these photos of underage boys with tops off. Clearly keeping them for personal use tokyos!

[Tokyo-Saint]

What you so surprised about bear? It was always going to end up that one of us would be on the resister, I'm just glad that it is you. You can't just ask young boys to pm you topless photos of themselves, this is what Internet moderators apparently call 'inappropriate behaviour'.

[Tokyo-Saint]

i notice you didn't actually forward any of these photos of underage boys with tops off. Clearly keeping them for personal use tokyos!

 

And there we have it, proof that you can't teach a dumb bear new tricks.

 

It is a well know fact that bear has a (internet forum) criminal record for dancing on the graves of well known/loved respected celebrities. Yet time and time again, he cannot go past an RIP thread without posting some evil comment using foul language such as 'tummy ache'.

 

Now this! Less than 24 hours since he received a paedo warning, he is again asking a completely innocent poster to "forward him photos of underage boys".

 

I hope the saints internet forum mods have some kind of interforum network so that they have act in a cohesive unilateral way against this well known troublemaker.

[Bearsy]

You know what I don't get? The "underage boy" you was accused of grooming was 17yo FFS! You can't groom 17yo's! I know for fact cos I'm always trying to get topless photos of 17yo girls and there is nothing the filth can do bout it! Double standards yo! They're victimising you just cos ur gay!

[Smirking_Saint]

And there we have it, proof that you can't teach a dumb bear new tricks.

 

It is a well know fact that bear has a (internet forum) criminal record for dancing on the graves of well known/loved respected celebrities. Yet time and time again, he cannot go past an RIP thread without posting some evil comment using foul language such as 'tummy ache'.

 

Now this! Less than 24 hours since he received a paedo warning, he is again asking a completely innocent poster to "forward him photos of underage boys".

 

I hope the saints internet forum mods have some kind of interforum network so that they have act in a cohesive unilateral way against this well known troublemaker.

 

I have heard there has been similar troubles on Mumsnet, the current mods over there are working together with our crack team of moderating geniuses in order to stamp out the threat known as Brian Earsy.

 

Apparantly there has been some major incidents of ineppropriate behaviour. Namley asking for images of nipple chaffing and of breastfeeding techniques for "research purposes" add this to his savillesqe tendancies on here and callous disregard for any form of bereavement (he told little tommy that he could use his dead hamster as a murkin) then you can see just what sort of depraved monster we have on our hands

[Tokyo-Saint]

The girl from little miss sunshine (Abigail Breslin) is 17 years old bear. Are you saying that you regularly ask girls like this for topless photos?

 

This thing goes way back!

 

[Bearsy]

i was actually pretending to be a doctor over on mumsnet. True story! Doctor Brian Earsy was always on hand to diagnose medical problems! He is specialist in boobs + vag.

[Smirking_Saint]

The girl from little miss sunshine (Abigail Breslin) is 17 years old bear. Are you saying that you regularly ask girls like this for topless photos?

 

This thing goes way back!

 

 

Look at the horror on young bears face, he knows where that cigar is going next thats why.

 

Bear, as per mumsnet, your not making your moral position any stronger

[Tokyo-Saint]

I'm glad you spotted it as well smirker. The price paedo seems to have some hold over the mainboard dullards and they are all worshiping him every time he posts a picture of Adrian Chiles. They don't see the dark 'tummy ache' side of the bear.

[Bearsy]

I'm grooming the mainboarders. I'm greasing them up with some interesting football chat + exclusive scouting reports. Once I've got their confidence I'm gonna arrange meet ups at Lark Lane.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I'm grooming the mainboarders. I'm greasing them up with some interesting football chat + exclusive scouting reports. Once I've got their confidence I'm gonna arrange meet ups at Lark Lane.

 

That is a well known gay predators spot bear, good thinking.

[Smirking_Saint]

I'm grooming the mainboarders. I'm greasing them up with some interesting football chat + exclusive scouting reports. Once I've got their confidence I'm gonna arrange meet ups at Lark Lane.

 

I think I have you rumbled, you want topless pictures of the pronounciation afraid youngster known as dannysfc dont you bear

I think thats what you want yeah

All oiled up n stuff

 

COYR

[Bearsy]

tks for starting page like that smirks. When in future I am perma-ban people will come to investigate on this thread and they will see your post and go, "Oh. Fair enough."