Turkish Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 is that Steve Bull on there right now? One time Saints half time entertainment and celebrity fatty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2012 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2012 f*ck me. 36 stone with over 67% of it being fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 I want to go and watch one of his shows being filmed. Would be great laughing at all the chavs fighting each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2012 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2012 Im sure it's him, on there for help because he's obese. I'm sure he got given a free gym membership years ago as part of his short stint as our celebrity fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisPY Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 It is him. Apparently they've got him doing zumba classes. Fair play to him trying to shift the weight. Remember a few years back up at Sheff Weds they had to get the disabled door open because he wouldn't fit through the turnstile. Seems like a good lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2012 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2012 It is him. Apparently they've got him doing zumba classes. Fair play to him trying to shift the weight. Remember a few years back up at Sheff Weds they had to get the disabled door open because he wouldn't fit through the turnstile. Seems like a good lad. 36 stone though. Did he not get to 18 stone and think he might need to cut down on the takeaways?? My sister knows him, says he's a nice fella, i just dont really have much sympathy for people who get that fat and then demand help, do they not have mirrors in their houses or wonder why their clothes dont fit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenridge Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 Lots of people need help...in different ways...some physical some mental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2012 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2012 Lots of people need help...in different ways...some physical some mental agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 A missed opportunity there if he didn't sit on Jeremy Kyle. Does Steve Bull still do his funny dance at the front of the Northam when we score? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 Was it him that did the "shuffle" at the start of a premier league highlights programme? Another not so good representation of Southampton First, the utter melt that was on take me out. Now this FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2012 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2012 Was it him that did the "shuffle" at the start of a premier league highlights programme? Another not so good representation of Southampton First, the utter melt that was on take me out. Now this FFS Thats him. Those two along with the sulky faced man in the clown suit at 'boro away and we've not done well for ourselves in terms of TV representation this year. FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 Was it him that did the "shuffle" at the start of a premier league highlights programme? Another not so good representation of Southampton First, the utter melt that was on take me out. Now this FFS He wasn't wearing his Saints shirt on Jeremy Kyle, so I don't think the reputation of SFC has been damaged too badly in this instance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 He wasn't wearing his Saints shirt on Jeremy Kyle, so I don't think the reputation of SFC has been damaged too badly in this instance Was that through choice or due to the fact that there have been problems with supply of XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL sized and some fans had to start wearing the Saints Duvets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 Was that through choice or due to the fact that there have been problems with supply of XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL sized and some fans had to start wearing the Saints Duvets? On the basis of the lad struggling on the treadmill I wonder if he manages to get to Saints games any more. He was obviously a devoted fan, can you imagine simply not being mobile enough to attend? Hope he manages to beat his probelm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 Was that through choice or due to the fact that there have been problems with supply of XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL sized and some fans had to start wearing the Saints Duvets? It's a shame Alpine purchased the entire stock in this size, or Steve could have shown his support on tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2012 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2012 On the basis of the lad struggling on the treadmill I wonder if he manages to get to Saints games any more. He was obviously a devoted fan, can you imagine simply not being mobile enough to attend? Hope he manages to beat his probelm. My dad cant and it's horrible, but he has alzehimers, not gluttony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 On the basis of the lad struggling on the treadmill I wonder if he manages to get to Saints games any more. He was obviously a devoted fan, can you imagine simply not being mobile enough to attend? Hope he manages to beat his probelm. For any problem there are always solutions. Unfortunately sometimes the strictures of the Western Way of Medical care don't always provide a complete solution. Good luck to the guy of course, at least he is out there seeking help (unlike many in that condition), just that I've seen (with a couple of lads I know down here) that the take two aspirin approach isn't enough and they needed something more Holistic than conventional medical / Psychological help can provide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 He was in front of me (several rows) at the Coventry game. I mentioned him to my mate who said he was from Hythe and he had played football with him. I cracked at at the thought, imagine being man marked by him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2012 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2012 He was in front of me (several rows) at the Coventry game. I mentioned him to my mate who said he was from Hythe and he had played football with him. I cracked at at the thought, imagine being man marked by him? His circumference would make springing the offside trap easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 There's only one way I could see him 'marking' anyone else on a football pitch, and I really don't want to suggest it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 He said that he almost fell on him after a challenge and he (my mate) saw his life flash before his eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2012 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2012 He said that he almost fell on him after a challenge and he (my mate) saw his life flash before his eyes. it's obviously a good standard your mate plays at!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 it's obviously a good standard your mate plays at!! Neil Shipperley Solent over 30s division 2, plenty of big men at the back. Come along in your skinny jeans, you can play up front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 Why aren't you sad Fu***ers out earning a living? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 I thought Steve Bull played for wolves. looks like he has let himself go like David Hirst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 Why aren't you sad Fu***ers out earning a living? Why do you have to be out to earn a living? I'm not a gardener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2012 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2012 Why aren't you sad Fu***ers out earning a living? "Working" from home today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 "Working" from home today. How many w@nks you on so far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2012 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2012 How many w@nks you on so far? 2, saving them up for the Real housewive of Orange County on ITV2 at 3.40 though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 2, saving them up for the Real housewive of Orange County on ITV2 at 3.40 though. I have to go to an event organised by rich bored housewives in Orange County every year. Its scary. Big hair (extensions), big tits (implants), laser white horses teeth and perma tanned shoe leather faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2012 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2012 I have to go to an event organised by rich bored housewives in Orange County every year. Its scary. Big hair (extensions), big tits (implants), laser white horses teeth and perma tanned shoe leather faces. it sounds amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 it sounds amazing. indeed it does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 I have to go to an event organised by rich bored housewives in Orange County every year. Its scary. Big hair (extensions), big tits (implants), laser white horses teeth and perma tanned shoe leather faces. You are turning turkish on. First Steve Bull on tv, now this filth. He is going to be dehydrated by 16:00. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 You are turning turkish on. First Steve Bull on tv, now this filth. He is going to be dehydrated by 16:00. He'd love it there, as long as he can back comb and dig a sports jacket out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2012 Author Share Posted 29 June, 2012 He'd love it there, as long as he can back comb and dig a sports jacket out. and chinos with a polo shirt tucked in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 Depends which 'set' you want to blend into. Black Ts and black jacket (even though its 90 degrees) for the IT money, white open necked shirts and gel for the Hollywood media money, and something expensive horrible, tasteless and clashing for those who inherited daddy's business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 Some genuine LOL's on this thread, good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 Some genuine LOL's on this thread, good work. Don't tell the authorities, they'll close us down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 29 June, 2012 Share Posted 29 June, 2012 Why aren't you sad Fu***ers out earning a living? Friday IS the weekend over here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 30 June, 2012 Share Posted 30 June, 2012 "Working" from home today. Sounds like a plan stan, been trying to do this for a while now, keep up the hard work ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 30 June, 2012 Share Posted 30 June, 2012 Friday IS the weekend over here As opposed to poets day with half the contractors I'm currently dealing with, half a**ed tw*ts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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