lordswoodsaints Posted 22 June, 2012 Posted 22 June, 2012 Are you nuts.....girls and footie don't mix,all females should be banned from the ground,surely they must have washing and cleaning to do?
ThreeSixty Posted 22 June, 2012 Posted 22 June, 2012 Its funny how you see a woman at football. You wouldn't give her a second look on the street but because she's at football...
jawillwill Posted 22 June, 2012 Posted 22 June, 2012 I accidently touched a girl's boob when celebrating a goal once*. Does that count? * Yes, it was my sister
cryoman1965 Posted 22 June, 2012 Posted 22 June, 2012 Its funny how you see a woman at football. You wouldn't give her a second look on the street but because she's at football... This and only this.
Golden Balls Posted 22 June, 2012 Posted 22 June, 2012 You can't put a price on a lifetime of not arguing about wanting to go to the football. Girls into football are 40% more attractive. I don't share this opinion. I'd rather she didn't like football. Then I get time away to go to/watch football. Lad time. I'd hate my missus to come to every game with me. You just have to set the president early. Miss it once for her and she'll expect that to happen all the time. Never miss it, and she'll expect to be alone on Saturdays
GAS Posted 22 June, 2012 Posted 22 June, 2012 Looking back on life, I'd marry any women who wanted to go to football every weekend. Preferably one of those from other countries they show on the Euro's.
colehillsaint Posted 22 June, 2012 Posted 22 June, 2012 Looking back on life, I'd marry any women who wanted to go to football every weekend. Preferably one of those from other countries they show on the Euro's. They all look like such nice ladies don't they. Very friendly. When I make this observation my Mrs just scowls and sometimes throws something at me!
GAS Posted 22 June, 2012 Posted 22 June, 2012 I just look at them and sigh under my breathThey all look like such nice ladies don't they. Very friendly. When I make this observation my Mrs just scowls and sometimes throws something at me!
Draino76 Posted 22 June, 2012 Posted 22 June, 2012 It's been well documented but I had a 2nd date at SMS.
Mattio Posted 22 June, 2012 Posted 22 June, 2012 I accidently touched a girl's boob when celebrating a goal once*. Does that count? * Yes, it was my sister Are you sure it was accidental and you shouldn't be supporting that team down the road?
TopGun Posted 23 June, 2012 Posted 23 June, 2012 I used to take a g/f to the Dell. But I gave that up quite soon, as she was too fixated with Shearer's legs. Plus any time I went off for a leak, there were a load of scrotes like you lot trying to chat her up!
Hatch Posted 23 June, 2012 Posted 23 June, 2012 Where do all the attractive girls sit at SMS? Maybe we could list seat numbers and put them all on a seat plan
colehillsaint Posted 23 June, 2012 Posted 23 June, 2012 I used to take a g/f to the Dell. But I gave that up quite soon, as she was too fixated with Shearer's legs. Plus any time I went off for a leak, there were a load of scrotes like you lot trying to chat her up! With the time it took to queue for a leak at the Dell, she would not have realised that you were still in a relationship Tbf.
Toadhall Saint Posted 23 June, 2012 Posted 23 June, 2012 I don't share this opinion. I'd rather she didn't like football. Then I get time away to go to/watch football. Lad time. I'd hate my missus to come to every game with me. You just have to set the president early. Miss it once for her and she'll expect that to happen all the time. Never miss it, and she'll expect to be alone on Saturdays Exactly this.
Thedelldays Posted 23 June, 2012 Posted 23 June, 2012 It's been well documented but I had a 2nd date at SMS. Didn't you win a date?
The9 Posted 23 June, 2012 Posted 23 June, 2012 I met an ex through Saints Forever, I don't recommend it. The wife is an ST holder but I'm mostly to blame for that.
hutch Posted 23 June, 2012 Posted 23 June, 2012 Could we set up an online blind dating agency? "Meet you at turnstile No2" sort of thing.
Thedelldays Posted 23 June, 2012 Posted 23 June, 2012 Could we set up an online blind dating agency? "Meet you at turnstile No2" sort of thing. You mean, turnstile A?
B Rabbit Posted 23 June, 2012 Posted 23 June, 2012 I met an ex through Saints Forever, I don't recommend it. The wife is an ST holder but I'm mostly to blame for that. Mmmmeeeeegggggggggggg!!!!!!
Jonnyboy Posted 23 June, 2012 Posted 23 June, 2012 I met an ex through Saints Forever, I don't recommend it. The wife is an ST holder but I'm mostly to blame for that. Didnt Keith meet a nice girl through the forum?
John Boy Saint Posted 23 June, 2012 Posted 23 June, 2012 Years ago when we were still at the Dell and I was 14 - 15, me and a mate use to make our way to Southampton every home game from Tadley and Silchester, the added bonus of the trip was to meet 2 girls who stood with us in the Milton Road end who claimed to be Sisters of Trevor Hebberd and Austin Hayes! We were not the gullible hicks from out in the sticks they thought we were and went along with their wheeze, if it meant being in the company of a couple of pretty girls every other Saturday afternoon. My wife comes to football every week which is nice, she also knows her football having been banned from playing football when she was 11 prompting an article in the Basingstoke Gazette report the travesty that her only crime was being a girl. She grew up in the house of Chelsea but saw the light when she started coming to Saints with me, the day of knowing conversion was complete came when buying a replica shirt she pipes up and says why don't I have one too. Her moment of acceptance amongst the lads was when folks were blowing sunshine up Nigel Quashies backside, she told them the errors of his play and the negative effect it had on the team after watching the next game they could not argue with any of the points she had made. I had have no pressures re going to away games with the lads, having a beer etc etc. Football on the TV, she's the first one to put it on. Football has an access all areas pass. Trying to get a pass to play Golf though, is harder work than the 4 hours begging when the bedroom light goes out.
supergoose Posted 23 June, 2012 Posted 23 June, 2012 I've almost done this. At the last game of this season I approached a tall leggy blonde who was standing with her back to me.......... only to find it was Robbie Savage.
Golden Balls Posted 23 June, 2012 Posted 23 June, 2012 Simple, have her support someone else. Mine does, she 'supports' Liverpool. But the majority of women tend to follow their bf's team, and it won't be long until they want to come to a game, or 2, or 3 then they want a ST. Nope, football is beer and lads time until I grow up.
suewhistle Posted 23 June, 2012 Posted 23 June, 2012 Has anyone else ever been arrested in the ladies toilets at the dell? If they have they must have queued a long time for the privilege, the women's loos at the dell were appalling and appallingly few!
RonManager Posted 23 June, 2012 Posted 23 June, 2012 Has anyone else ever been arrested in the ladies toilets at the dell? Not arrested, no.
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